They have to pump some more goop into his veins so he can become animated for a few moments.
They have to pump some more goop into his veins so he can become animated for a few moments.
How about them Cowboys!!!! (Am I doing this right?)
MS13?! JEFFREY?!
I see he is hiding his necrotic hands below the desk. Anyways, release the Epstein files.
If Joe Biden’s hand had looked like it was covered in grey scale Fox would be running that shit on a loop 24/7.
To be honest, I didn't actually expect him to start rotting in front of our eyes like a movie villain.
What MAGA doesn't seem to get about Maxwell's effusive praise of Trump is that she's stating that they knew each other really well.
I kinda want to try the radioactive shrimp.
Weird kink, but okay, you do you.
Good morning Bluesky !
We all know what happens after "let them eat cake".
There are people who know he raped children & find that repugnant. And there are people who know he raped children & have no issue with it because “boys will be boys” & the girls are asking for it. But there’s no one who thinks he didn’t. And HE is President of the United States. #EpsteinFiles
We told you they were going to do project 2025 and it’s 2025 and they’re doing project 2025
Sometimes you really frighten me.
Randy Fine is a very terrible human.
Can't we like, try them without the mustaches? Maybe put a bit of padding on it for our lips to simulate the effect. I mainly don't want to be mistaken for a hipster and offered craft beer.
Hoggle doesn't deserve that.
The Pedofuhrer claims he never had the privilege?
There’s your new ad, Dems.
Pedo also cheats at golf. Color me shocked.
With a pineapple.
It looks like you’re trying to defend Donald Trump pedophilia. Would you like me to turn on caps lock and disable spell check?
New Pixar short: “Operation: Epstein Files” - Rated E for “Everyone’s Involved.”
I don’t care nothing about your talking points. If you’re out here trying to justify letting kids starve to death, then I say this with all disrespect f*** you. #Gaza
Horse now needs full spectrum antibiotics.
😡
Why isn't the media clamouring for the missing 2:53 from the Epstein surveillance tape? At this point one could guess that trump had him handled.
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, 1984
Um, Sly is still alive.
So much trash in one picture.
Why did they have to involve Charles Ezekial Cheese in this?
Ghislaine Maxwell was carrying a box after returning to prison after meeting with her friend Donald Trump’s DOJ yesterday. Did Donald give her stuff to buy her silence about him? 🧐
So you are telling me that trump is full of shit? This is my shocked face. Its just my face. I'm not shocked.
So is witness tampering still illegal? Asking for a friend.
Newsmax refers to Maxwell as a “victim.” She’s a rapist, not a victim. She’s a groomer, not a victim. She raped women and underage girls with Epstein. She. Is. Not. A. Victim. 🤬
If Bill Clinton took part in a child sex ring, lock him up and throw away the key. See how easy that is?
Dearest Orange man, we (The Humans of Earth) will accept your offer of a "list" provided it has zero redactions.
He's such a moron.
Just 40 days ago, Democratic lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed by an unhinged Trump supporter and the story has basically already vanished from the national consciousness. DO NOT LET IT.
More of this.
Middle Aged White Guy here: this is absolutely correct.
I had a "Neverending Story" flashback there for a moment.
Very stable genius totally fucks over the country he is supposed to be running.
That's his secret, he always looks ridiculous.
Nothing of value was lost.
Clicked to see why Hulk Hogan was trending and was not disappointed.
When you've lost the shaman.
🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition: Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of 18? A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.
I miss the days when you could just mail your baby.
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
May have already been mentioned, but Elton John?
How long before they dump the Cheeto and install Vance to finish project 2025?
We call that a perk where I come from.
I love this for Candace.
Nice
My reaction to that completely batshit press briefing by Tulsi Gabbard in which she accused Obama of “treasonous conspiracy” is that whatever is in the Epstein files about Trump must be really really bad
Analysts were instructed to flag the names of prominent perpetrators from the Epstein files because “we don’t want to take anyone by surprise.” My latest: open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
Can we truly measure his cognitive decline when he has always been a fucking moron?
She will either lie for trump or another 2 minutes and 53 seconds of surveillance footage will mysteriously vanish.
Lest folks forget. www.wired.com/story/the-fb...
In case you still wonder if Donald Trump's name appears in the Epstein files, this is a *real* pic from Trump's "modeling" agency. (I removed her name and placed bars over her eyes.)
She always was.
Thanks for that visual, but you aren't wrong.
I think therefore I am or something.
Trump means "Brown people", he always has.
Guys, he wrote about their “beautiful secrets” to Epstein. Sick ass predator. He can’t defend the words he has to pretend the letter is fake because it’s that SICK. What man would defend this behavior? BETAs
A tortoise shows it can go way faster with a ride and it even learns how to turn like a pro. 😅
Ditto.
He always was. I mean who is really shocked by this. Spoiler alert: he is also the fucking swamp.
Appletinis for everyone.
Concentration camps are always a deal breaker, I don’t care who you are. If that’s not a deal breaker for you, I would do some self reflection.
That last line hits hard
With Racism. Almost forgot that bit. We need the ability to edit posts.
You best start believing in Idiocracy folks, cause you're in it.
Where is the 3:30am rage ranting on truth? Or the diaper changes? I think they are hiding something.
Hello.
I regret once believing Fetterman was a decent human.
Just to be clear, they are death camps.
Sign me up.
And her mother has claimed that Lauren's father is her cousin. Can't make this shit up.
They aren't detention centers, they are Concentration Camps.
Still the worst fucking turtle ever
I snorted.
Can I catch a ride?
Dude is heading to steal PeeWee's bike right after.
Alt text for that photo is the chef's kiss.
What a disgusting little simp he is.