it was all we had in 2005
Former purveyor of Absolute Powerpop. Mostly bad puns and lukewarm takes on sports, TV and film when not occasionally practicing law.
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it was all we had in 2005
while he has a shot at Carlos Pena's club record of 46 HR, catching Pena's 121 RBI is quite the ask but he could move up as high as 2nd on this list
Junior hitting those round numbers tonight, RBIs 99 & 100 to put the Rays up 2
more like Jeremiah Jacks 'em these days
that was not on my bingo card
well they remained at .000 but did get a sac fly to take the lead
Rays have the bases loaded and nobody out, which only means one thing
CAMINEROOOOO!
three homers in the inning, the Mariners should give the celebratory trident to Rasmussen
Drew Ramussen putting the ball on a tee this inning
thought Yandy knew better than to slide into first base
Lou Piniella at GMS Field tonight and by osmosis Seattle manager Dan Wilson and Luke Raley on the bench both get run from the game
have taken Jaydon Blue in all three of my fantasy football drafts (two were dynasty rookie drafts) and made the same joke every time in the chat
Can COUNTRY COUNTRY be far behind?
20 days until massive overreaction to the Leafs' first preseason game
yeah, him
the NC fan they showed doing the surrender cobra looks like he's soon to find out his dad committed securities fraud while they're on an overseas vacation
now to get earth and fire on our side
I had more accurate computing power in the 70s as a grade schooler with an electronic calculator and let's see you turn your AI Overview upside down and have it spell "Boobies"
Electrolite
More like the Sugar Daddy Bowl
wind blowing in at GMS so challenge met through one at-bat as his drive is caught at the wall
Rays pitching go through a game vs Seattle without giving up a Cal Raleigh homer challenge
we can only hope but in the meantime here's @mpenn.bsky.social's great song of the same name www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWGL...
possibly the world's greatest "suffer no fools" actor RIP
Rays were hoping someone would take the risk of him exercising the $16M option next year, and Atlanta got them off the hook
also it seems like we'll have Jordan *and* Jordon at the game tonight
Kevin Cash is going to make Snell leave early in the 3rd quarter
oh man this game is going four hours now
hopefully it works and this all turns out to be Waters under the bridge
no idea why the "2" was blocked out, looked good in Paint, but you get the idea
they hit it off at a bar
I was kind of hoping he'd slide over to 2B because Brandon Lowe is so atrocious at the position. Now I guess he's the only real option (not Taylor Walls LOL and Brayden Taylor turned out to not be the heir apparent) barring a trade or signing this winter.
Kind of a shock (but not a shock) to see the Rays put Ha-Seong Kim on waivers and Atlanta claimed him. Now they're off the hook in the likely event he exercises his $16M player option for 2026. Despite his star-crossed 2025, I was hoping we'd see what we thought we were getting next year.
The transfer window is closed. I will be staying on Bluesky.
Santana starting a streaming channel to show women giving birth: cutting the cord to see the cord being cut
they always said streaming would lead to cutting the cord, so this is the logical endpoint
more specifically, it was white collar workers who got to keep working as they traded in the office for Zoom and Teams while the blue collar service-based workforce was either out of a job or had the assume the in-person risk
not even Erik ten matches
at least I don't have to read Athletic articles which were obligated to refer to him as "raw" at every mention any longer
by December she'll be saying "howay" and calling the city the "toon"
same here, it's not *my* money
so in the end Wissa to Newcastle, Isak to Liverpool, this all could have been done a month ago without all the drama
Dogme 95?
he's there to paint over the decorative logo at midfield
first draft of Tesla logo?
are there any woke QBs out there? Kyle Orton only one who comes to mind
I've found a PL-proven striker who scored today to be the Wilson replacement
and who's the guy on the right?
I really don't like mowing the lawn but nothing feels better than relaxing after I finish
and they said the Cubs were Happless lately
so this is about the 20th time now Giuliani has proven The Clash wrong
I think Rudy was trying to get ahead of something, most likely a pimp
the Rays are taking Lord's name in vain
with special guest appearance from Laverboy
Come Ashe You Are
salary cap
just realized "Serve the Servants" was sitting right there
Tennis up a band (double bill): The Deucie Brothers with Brooks & Dunlop
if only Georgia could have played Auburn or Tennessee this week
Evertmind
Tennis up a band: Jimmy Connors Eat World
New York, London, Paris, Munich Everyone talkin bout Cade Klubnik
must be a WHITE LOTUS cross-promotion
not only that but Pierzynski looks like J.D. Vance
Watching L.I.U. right now, not to be confused with L.I.E., a 2001 film with Brian Cox as a pedophile (I guess McDonald's never made that association) and Paul Dano as his teen of interest
The Cat in the Yurt
now do Trump
he's tanned, rested and ready
Gators up against what @rshields37.bsky.social would call "that slender, riotous island" tonight
Getting tired of FSU-Bama football interrupting the 3 1/2-hour commercial block I'm watching
been watching Tommy Castellanos the last 2 1/2 hours, still waiting for something to happen
Lorne negotiating with The Moody Blues for music rights
and the reverse jinx worked as Jax got a slow roller that Caminero made a nice play on
walked the third guy (Josh Bell) so he's just setting up the grand slam to let the Nats go ahead
and he fans the first two guys, the prophecy is nearly fulfilled
coming in with men on 1st and 3rd with nobody out, I predict Jax strikes out the first two guys and then gives up a 3-run homer to let Washington equalize
never go full Gus Johnson
seems like every home run highlight I see lately features Dustin May with a look of disgust
they were mods, the initials alone give that away
nice win over Closed Captioning State
Nick Lowe might even homer against the Nats this weekend
he doesn't want to change colors and it was either Villa or Burnley
get yourself a trad QB
Duck Decapitation
don't know why Texas didn't go for 2 there
Lousy Smarch Manning
Watching Chelsea and their left back Cucurella
Sturgill Simpson in The Righteous Gemstones
evergreen
