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yes, and i said it about two weeks ago and the person i was talking to had no idea what that meant. midwest by way of mississippi, south carolina and arkansas.
Very random but very cool story lol
well, no.
i didn’t take one; full pic is in my media.
need showtime to bring back ‘red shoes diaries’.
Naomi Campbell's maid in 2005
We do not give a fuck if y’all don’t like lashes and wigs. Y’all still cant wipe ya ass properly.
who’s beard is patchy👁️👁️
seeing as i wear grippy socks around the house🫶🏾
twitter/X
The person you were supposed to become never existed. The person you are now does. That gap between the two isn't failure. It is life happening while you were busy making other plans. Be present. Life is happening now! YOU ONLY HAVE 30 MINUTES!
thank you✨
golfing⛳️🏌🏾♀️
skskssksksksksks
roc is a streamer, so yes😭
you’re the best🫶🏾
and in the end, she ended up being more balanced because she was able to get herself back; got her sleep schedule, hobbies, friends, (extended) family back. men always “joke” about women being the “old ball and chain” when it’s really them.
can’t remember if it was an article or a set of tweets, but i remember reading about a woman w/2 kids that was worried about how she was going to balance sans husband. she realized she was doing it all on her own anyway and ended up with more free time, because there was one less “kid” to cater to.
Text messages that are sent which caused a fatal accident should be shared publicly, so people can see what utter mundane rubbish was valued more than a person's life
those smiles, in THOSE engagement photos, are demented. holy moly!
what book is that👁️👁️
“it’s not about having more money, more love, more things. it’s about the nature of your character, because your character is what outlives you in the minds of others.”
morocco got her doing that😭
🫡thank you for your service
carrying two of me…
It can go from calm to klan real quick with them folks. Especially if you add drugs, alcohol and simmering resentment.
WAKE THIS UP!!!! many men have sour sperm. that’s a major reason banks don’t take sperm pass 40yrs old. and also why we say, old men give you worms.
YOU but no face (quote this)
no pushing. just being very hopeful🤞🏾
there are a few things i’ve looked at and the minimum age is 55…let me start putting my ducks in a row so i can be ready when the time comes.
minimum age is 55…grown folks only!
my god!!!
love being a leftist…
I’m actually tired of being aware.
guess i’m not having champagne tonight🥺😢
Men are allowed so much space to be self-centered that some of us really can't see how much weight we expect our partners to carry. "It's hard being a Black man." Absolutely. And not only do Black women have it hard TOO, but you expect them to give you grace you don't reciprocate.
Sick of these companies telling me what MY household is
time for a full series rewatch. i need it fresh in my mind on 10/1.
Word(s).
all of y’all that sat home because of palestine, what do you say now…🎤
don’t think people know it’s optional.
My Blackness is praxis, not aesthetic. Engage accordingly.
This is exactly where I’m at in my life now. Stupid people don’t know they’re stupid. And I’m not gonna make them think they’re smart by engaging them seriously.
that would of been my cue to go back to my desk. tf!
gang gang🤝😭
he said…me cheating on you is your karma and i won’t stop cheating until the debt is paid…
click BOOM
not too much on me, i’m just a girl👉🏾🥺👈🏾
just reversed course and added 3 more bottles; chilling are dom, veuve and 2 moet minis. the severity of the news will determine which i pick.
i put a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
Me 100%
let me dig through my dvds.
wait!!!! LOVED this movie.
the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching
This makes sense now cause when you talk to some of these young people, I really feel like they should be in them trailers down to the school
the rock has slimmed down aka he’s off roids.
Why keep your thoughts to yourself when you can traumatise others for free.
oh and i’m absolutely going back next door, too. i wanna see every single post in real time!!
can’t miss a single post!
they can’t announce until friday. i have shit get done the next few days.
they take care of people for a living. it’s second nature to them.
They putting pain on buddy in the quotes.
SCREAMING😭
Vanity>>>>>>>
🗣️WHO’S SHAPED LIKE SOFT SERVE
need one more day…
i’d do it.
HATE IT!!! and i use to be thirsty for jimmy🙁
kinda jealous of whoever has a birthday on the day he dies...there will always be parties on your birthday. forever.
that’s what i’m trying to find out!!!!
don’t care nothing about that man getting his legs done. more men need to get on the table; for a range of procedures. do we want attractive men or not, ladies!? pick a side.
Black love 🤣🤣
evergreen post…
I’m honestly tired of always being marketed to. Like damn leave me alone.
Yall want the freedom to be mean to people without them complaining about it and it doesn’t work like that.
loved this movie😭
hate when coco cries🥺 also happy for naomi🥹
Thank you! They’re a real buzzkill.
Fully locked into Naomi vs Coco
if jb can pull this off…
but wait…
it’s crazy😭
And he has the gall to talk about sportsmanship. Just another example of why billionaires should not exist. They have enough money to be above the law and a lack of character that ensures despicable behavior.
the way my vision gets better when i’m stoned. i have to take my glasses off because they are too strong or whatever.
also when you say that, people will call you a phobic. so whatever.
*Stares directly at Boosie*
this sounds like a cover story…
SCREAMING