that's the spirit
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that's the spirit
the next guy should be even older
rudy giuliani died doing what he loved.. lying
That’s crazy I thought he was really doing that
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
the irony of posting this to social media
the btc watermark makes this
im a moderate, i can live with the compromise position here (him dying of painful but natural causes)
getting my ass to the next county's library to read the racist dr seuss books
You’re a real power user if you get this and recognize it as the boon it represents
donald trump doesn't "owe it to you" to stay alive
fuck you
this is how i found out he's still alive
C.R.E.A.M. cats rule everything around me
my friends cousin is a mortician in new hampshire and he sent him this picture
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
yeah im thinkin im back
Yeah I'm back on "He's Definitely Dead And They're Covering It Up."
got to the park at 5-0 and nearly turned straight home lol
mark zuckerberg acting unethically??? i cant belieb it
such a goated combo
nolan mclean, that is all
Vientos stays hot! 🔥
to be fair i don't want to nominate him ever
I’ll bet he thinks it’s funny today.
remember when Labour forced Corbyn out of the party because he was an extremist?
"I wish janitors made a living wage"
corporations are people my friend
try the company for murder
This is flat out unacceptable. Shut the whole fucking thing down immediately
Going to be wild to have Clarence Thomas and other members of the court write that even the appearance of impropriety is sufficient to allow the President to remove Federal Reserve members from office, and then head off to Harlan Crow’s yacht
can humans suffer? not our problem
as a parent i cannot stress enough how much easier it is to explain lesbians to children than it is to explain the lyrics of any snoop dogg song
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
note to my fbi agent, it is perfectly legal to post state flags to social media
a lot of people are saying sic semper tyrannis
as a byproduct of my staunch anti gambling position, this is probably why i will never get back into a TGC. even the newer ones that look fun, literally half of the experience is basically just unregulated gambling marketed towards children to hook them while they're young. evil and insidious tbh
im not a prude ill play any song but fuck me im not explaining shit
as a parent i cannot stress enough how much easier it is to explain lesbians to children than it is to explain the lyrics of any snoop dogg song
grampa why are your eyes blood red
we should have listened to kamala and only sent the army after trans people
we did it. we made america great again
also the fact that it's abra cadabra
Really?
wars have been fought over bugs bunny in drag
complimenting trump would make dems lose the midterm. you absolute fucking moron
you thought about it though. admit it
why does every a.i.-generated cartoon appear to have been trained on ben garrison
obama ruined a generation when he said "don't boo.. vote"
Mark Cuban could end childhood hunger with his wealth but instead poses “would you say the N-word to save a life” hypotheticals on this website
Hypothetically, if saving the planet meant all billionaires had to die would you jump into a vat of acid
Pain is your body's way of saying "ouch!"
what is it with mets pitchers named nolan
can the mets avoid giving up 8 runs in 1 inning...
jaba the trumpt
what's the mets record in games the admin posts on bluesky? i think i know how we can still make the playoffs..
ive heard of the midas touch but this is ridiculous
half the country has praeger u in their classrooms, media is all run by fascists, sports teams lionize the troops.. what fuckin world are you living in
you don't have to imagine any of this
begging libs to learn what words mean
Death penalty.
Okay I guess I can see why this new logo is controversial
he was "pro life" and yet he died... another far right hypocrite
cracker barrel is changing its name to the washington commanders
third way memo tells democrats not to say words normies hate like unalive and sewerslide
shut the fuck up dumbass
im not surprised democrats want to shut down discussion of the overton window
kyle mooney is canonically a virgin tho
wait eric adams' brother is named bernard? he's a bernie bro
he was "pro life" and yet he died... another far right hypocrite
fuck gavin newsom
what if john bolton had the epstein Files the whole time
Huge error on the part of the Trump admin- if they are testing the waters for raids in critics they should have started with a Democrat because Dems in Congress are 10x more likely to defend Bolton than one of their own
you dont know it but you hate your child and everyone like him.
they're gatekeeping which ethnic cleansings are genocide on bluesky the everything app
my tweets will defeat fascism tho
cracker barrel is changing its name to the washington commanders
it's august and he has more war than jenkins ever did over a full season but besides that it's a very funny and poignant point
getting this ready
reusing the bag instead of just throwing it away is good for the environment
of course slavery was horrible. of course BUT
It’s cool that being actually medically insane is just one of the two political parties now
is the reporter turkish or something
just stopped by for the first time after the rebrand, the kale salad is to die for
you tellin me a uranium 235 fried this shrimp?
projection much? people remember the embarrassing shit i did 💅
i don't know what that is but i assume you have/had good reasons for it
cigs innocent!!
vouch!!!
we're so fucked
Pro-Tip: eat the shrimp from dumpsters behind Walmart and gain super powers
(finding out the main character of the day does follow me) wow this is really out of character for them...
we won btw
it's cool he knows he's going to hell tho
it’s so funny that the major “critique” from zohrans opponents so far is that he pays too little rent on his apartment. what a dumb argument! he literally won on lowering and stablizing rent! that’s what everyone wants!
a popular question posed to "maga" has been to ask "when was america great exactly" and we now have an answer: 1850
