It’s only been 109 days…
Uhh I never know what to write for these. Comp sci major, aspiring game developer, and addicted to coffee. He/him but I don’t care if you use they/them.
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It’s only been 109 days…
As a follower of this fine account I refuse to believe this is canon and therefore it is not. Sorry Smooth Dunk, I make the rules.
Can someone just shoot this asshole already? I don’t care if this comment gets me on some sort of list, we’re all thinking it anyways.
Can’t help but say we deserve it. I can only hope that when Trump’s regime is over and someone sane leads the country again the world would be willing to take us back.
What truly made this place inhospitable for right wingers is the block list feature. Often times they’re blocked before they even get any visibility.
So ashamed to be an American, and this is looking a lot like WW2 Germany when they were annexing other countries. He is an international threat and should be treated as such.
Makes you wonder how long the… grace period is! 🥁
No society is more than three meals away from revolution.
Thousands of years of evolution, and this is the result. Beautiful.
Even a deaf man wearing noise cancelling headphones, placed in a soundproof room, wouldn’t be as tone deaf as this. Eat the rich.
Guys you’re meant to be satire, not accurate news reporting.
Trump being a hypocrite liar? Say it ain’t so!
B-but… the dick implant…
Seems like we’ve been having a lot of dark days lately. Might as well just say it’s midnight at this point.
The word “abandoned” implies that they ever stood for our values. They never have.
After that, they’ll be moving clips into the yellow zone! Maybe even the red zone and a phone call home!
Seems to have been a misunderstanding. www.reddit.com/r/ProtonMail...
Bold of you to assume there are explanations to be had from this artist
Just dropped Google over the recent kowtowing to the Trump regime. Switched from Gmail to ProtonMail, I definitely recommend it so far.
The truth will always win in the end. This is a step in the right direction.
Right on cue
Add the crypto bros as well
Or heck, maybe an impeachment. Anything’s on the table at this point in this bizzaro reality.
I wonder what will end the Trump regime first. A military coup, an assassination attempt, or a civil war. I’ll start placing my bets.
I wouldn’t be opposed to an optional supporter subscription. But mandatory fees? No.
And yet you’re here, what does that say about you?
Don’t those clowns know that wearing the US flag is clothing goes against the US flag codes? Ah who am I kidding, they probably can’t read.
Might as well just change the name of ICE to SS. There’s no need to be coy about it now.
As an American, please keep this up. We need as much pressure as possible on the government. You guys are great and I’m sincerely sorry that a good bunch of us are idiots.
Bold of you to assume that this administration cares about laws.
I bet he feels really silly now for not having his waste teleported out of his body.
We really need an anti corruption police here in the US. It’s appalling how blatantly our government officials can be so openly corrupt.
I don’t think there’s a word in any language that properly describes the level of absolute evil and depravity of the GOP.
I agree. We need to cut off the red states and let them suffer the consequences of their own policies. It’s the only way they will ever learn, and I’m saying this as someone born and currently living in a red state.
Wish we could just skip to the end where Hitler offed himself.
The real reason why they’re getting porn banned is because they’re already getting their rocks off screwing the country and watching people suffer.
Well, nobody who would be mourning for him. A more jubilant crowd would likely be present.
On behalf of the sane part of our country, we apologize in advance.
Here we go again. Place your bets now as to how many people will die this time because of Trump’s incompetence. I’m guessing 500k by the end of his term.
To our British friends, I am so deeply sorry.
1. Says who? Why does it have to be that way? Not that I advocate for total equity, but why must we accept things for what they are? 2. I can agree with that. 3. Don’t be naive. Skills can only get you so far. 4. Pointing out fucked up parts of our society isn’t bitching.
Somehow I doubt that billionaires work thousands of times harder and smarter than the rest of us. And I wouldn’t say anyone is jealous of the depraved psychopaths.
Make examples out of them. Give them at the very least a few decades in a high security prison. For far too long this has been allowed to fester and needs to be pushed back relentlessly and mercilessly.
I still can’t believe a convicted felon is allowed to take office. We’re really in the twilight zone or something. I hope whoever is running the simulation is having a laugh.
Eh, not particularly a fan of it. Not because of it being AI but I just don’t really think it’s anything too special.
Scat perhaps would not be the best word considering the color of the liquid in that bowl.
Incredible. It’s 2025 and people are still believing in covid misinformation. I think the scientific community would have lots to gain if the brains of you lot were studied.
Ah, a clown college graduate. You can tell he majored in right wing lunacy.
Please, please, don’t give the corpos any ideas.
You got me there. Guess I’ll have to scream into the void about how wrong I am.
I know, I’m just really exhausted right now. These people have voted for this guy 3 times. First time could have been ignorance, second time less so, and now it’s just downright malice.
Ah yes, close the border with Texas. Question is, do we wall them off with Mexico?
I already fought. And we lost. My hope for humanity had been shattered by how many people voted for evil. There’s not much that can be done against the unimaginable powers that be especially when they won the popular vote. So yeah, it sucks, but I think the best we can do is just brace for impact.
Every day I curse the heavens for making me be born in Florida. Maybe this is my test or something.
Implying he would be willing to spend money to make people happy.
Zach I beg you.
You reap what you sow.
If expressing a little bit of sympathy for a man who murdered a mass social murderer gets me on a list, they better be putting every damn right winger on one too. The right loves celebrating trans suicides, deaths of democrat leadership, etc.
It’s a shame that Kamala had to drop out, but it was the right decision for the party. We need to pass the torch onto the older generation.
It’s a mix of not wanting to pay for a working education system and also wanting to exploit cheap foreign labor. At the end of the day they believe in nothing except for the almighty dollar.
I don’t disagree that there’s certainly issues, but it seems like a lot of the problems comes from working with the police and isn’t inherent to firefighters themselves. Firefighters’ purpose is to save lives while the police’s purpose is to ruin them.
Replace cop with firefighter.
He certainly has committed all the seven deadly sins. I truly don’t see anything human in him, he’s nothing but a manifestation of all of humanity’s worst impulses.
Look at those proud members of Meal Team 6. Very classy.
Then I hope you agree that healthcare CEOs should be charged with mass murder. They did plan and create a system that allowed countless to die. They deserve to be held accountable for the mass murders they have committed.
Yup, we aren’t a democracy. I don’t think we have been for a while, it’s just been an oligarchy for a while - just more subtle. It’s really depressing and it’s hard to have any hope for the future.
We’re in a god damn dystopia.
Are you sure they didn’t just take it
I beg your pardon?
Oh great.
This isn’t satire. It’s just facts.
The duality of man
Well I guess that puts it to rest then, he won legitimately. Not a lot we can do now but prepare for the impending doom.
If police can’t stop a shooting (see Uvalde) what makes you think more will? And keep up with your hope that somehow criminals will avoid schools with police.
People kill people with guns. Idiot.
Oh yes, because more guns will solve the problem. Right.
Nah, we’re far past that. We’ve been due for an uprising for a while now.
Man I enjoyed the time the onion was a satire account. Now it’s just a horrifyingly plausible prediction account.
You know when I said I was curious about how life was like during the bubonic plague and the third reich, I didn’t mean I actually want to experience it.
Yeah I’m tired of trying to save them from themselves. If they want to light themselves on fire they can go right ahead. It’s just a shame they take the rest of us down with them.
Go back to Twitter. You aren’t welcome here.
He was a part of enabling them. You don’t have to go around yelling heil Hitler to be a fascist. Still, I guess I can give him a little bit of credit for condemning MAGA since he might be going to the oubliette for it.
Zach. Please.
Wow, it took me a second. It’s sad that this is believable.
Ah, I see we’re at the “paying for clean air” stage of capitalism. Lovely.
Mario needs to come and break out his brother
This is a reminder to make sure your vaccines are up to date everyone. Because you won’t know if you’ll be able to get vaccines in the coming years.
Beware the ides of December
This is something I’m actually okay with. I guess the racist clock is right twice a day.
Let them eat eggs!
That’s literally the one thing they harped on, lower grocery prices. They said they were willing to excuse Trump’s crudeness for lower prices and he literally admitted he won’t do it.
Well I guess yours is a unique case then. I dunno how to explain it, I guess just review your history or scroll a bit further? Because my burner account on there has Musk tweets every couple of posts.
That’s interesting, most people report only seeing tweets from Musk or other far right figures. I guess the only explanation I can think of is your activity is what’s influencing the algorithm.
And X isn’t a right wing echo chamber? Last I checked, you don’t get banned for saying cis on here. Honestly, it’s good this place is a left wing echo chamber. We don’t need far right creeps here, they can keep their awful app.
Yeah I don’t think that’s him, but if it is then booooooo. Hope the jury nullifies.
We live in the strangest timeline
Don’t think that’s him. Facial structure doesn’t look the same.
I’d ship it
This is literally happening in a capitalist country. Probably the most capitalist country on Earth.
This is only going to become more frequent now. Learn how to defend yourself everyone.