*turns on Match Game on Buzzr. Bowser from Sha Na Na says he greases his hair with KY, then pulls the tube out on camera* *gives the weed side eye*
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*turns on Match Game on Buzzr. Bowser from Sha Na Na says he greases his hair with KY, then pulls the tube out on camera* *gives the weed side eye*
Let me get this straight - Oklahoma, already the shittiest education system in the country creates an additional hurdle for teachers where you have to pass a fake test to get a fake certification from a fake university.
More likely the person in LA is a mid level tech manager and the Ohio machinist has been out of work for 20 years. Trust me, money ain’t flowing Ohio —> CA.
I’ve had a credit score since before the internet. There’s only been 1 attempt (that I’m aware of) to steal my identity. This year. My credit is
Dumb people rediscovering old, bad ideas.
His theory to correctly manage emergencies is to not manage them at all. It’s no secret republicans suck at public service because they hold the public in contempt.
This is so important… Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles. In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected. REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency. @governor.ca.gov 🧵
I can smell the Russian fear coming right from my phone! #CryHarderRussia #FeelThePainRussia #RussiaIsATerroristState #SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
Elder financial exploitation scams are my least favorite to work.
What is an emergency management agency that doesn’t manage emergencies? Oh yeah, part of life in the hellscape fuckstorm.
How am I? Dressed better than you.
In hell, there’s a feverish game of rock paper scissors going on and nobody wants to win.
Lack of progress? His administration wants to take us back 150 years.
The Blues Brothers were on a mission from God. These guys got pranked by a lousy book.
Down a ski jump into a tank of piranha. That’s all I’m saying.
I believe their system looks for specific words, maybe a new money laundering trend or FinCEN advisory before human eyes see them. It doesn’t happen often but SARs can lead to big things like Denny Hastert getting caught for child SA because his victim blackmailed him and he structured the cash.
Dynamic compression is a myth.
BREAKING: The President of the United States does not know the meaning of the word museum.
Historians will write the only patriotic thing he ever did was hot box Putin.
If there’s 1 thing that might help save the US, it’s that we’re a nation of dicks who hate being told what to do.
As someone who worked in prison classification about 100 yrs ago, her outside the fence status threw me. In the system I was in, sex offenders weren’t even eligible for outside status.
It gives Hoagiefest new meaning.
At this point you could put on jeans and a black leather jacket and ride an E-scooter and they’d pee themselves and run away.
I’m usually earnest to a fault in choose your adventure games but Star Wars? Dark side every frickin time 😈
Afraid he’s gonna run into a Medicare recipient he stole from?
If you don’t agree huskies are the best breed they’ll argue about it.
Why are there dildo shaped ice cream cones?
Why are there dildo shaped ice cream cones?
Looking forward to the #BigBalls story falling apart as the poorly written fabrication it is.
Last week if I saw #DeanCain jump out of a U-Haul I’d just assume he was a mover.
Is anybody surprised he TACO’d again on his bullshit #tariffs?
Another fascist no necked Bubba.
Absolutely fucking corrupt
I’ve had a credit score since before the internet. Never had a problem. Then those DOGE fucks loot our personal info and somebody tries to open a credit card in my name. Froze my credit that day.
On To Catch A Smuggler, HSI agents regularly make controlled drug deliveries to actual criminals and arrest them without any masks and their badges and IDs visible. All while being filmed.
Dead eyes McCorruptFuck is a judge. Why did I even go to class for professional responsibility much less pay attention?
That thing eats souls 😱
I like this kid. Glad they finally let him host.
“Damn does this guy stink.”
I love how everyone thinks the FCC has power now.
He must be a nightmare at the range.
Can you imagine the fight over who has to take him when he finally kicks the fuckin bucket? One side doesn’t want him cuz he’s an unrepentant sinner and St Peter said his BO is atrocious. The other side doesn’t want him cuz he’ll buy up all the real estate and his parties suck.
If America survives this fuckin guy, the country will have to do some soul searching about what its values actually are and what it means to be a world leader… Naw we’ll shout with our whole chest how tough we are for surviving that fuckin guy.
Next up
It will be amazing if I make it to 2028 without sending a letter to the office of disciplinary counsel without the words “punched a cop” in it.
I guess Blue Wilderness got tired of being told blue eyed wolves are actually husky mixes.
Not surprised but it still fucking sucks. #RIPOzzy
They’ll never learn. “Hey we know there’s game breaking bugs all over the place - but here’s a new outfit!”
What he’s gonna do run us down in a golf cart? Cankles McFuckface ain’t hunting shit but another Happy Meal.
It cannot be stated enough —> republicans put a monster in charge of the country.
Evil and corruption rot the body and soul.
Another mediocre white dumbass who lies on cable news.
Our idiot POTUS stole the FIFA trophy turning it into a participation award for a sport that fat fuck doesn’t even play much less won anything.
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I’d feel less unsafe if Johnny Bananas was running NASA.
May he never eat a meal at a restaurant that hasn’t been spat on.
Hey that’s not truOOO pretty colors!
Sure it had nothing to do with hubby being a corrupt, adulterous POS so awful even Texas republicans impeached him.
I assume the default voice will be Sgt Schultz.
I think Grok got old enough to figure out his dad is an asshole and is acting out.
Does Tom Homan not realize his ridiculous tough guy act and threats to the public are part of why people hate cops?
Elbows up! Fuck that pile of lumpy mashed potatoes.
Could Philly get some love? They have public transportation too and I bet somebody on Septa was rude.
I’m looking at you Lestat.
“Something went wrong” Yes it did Skippy, your insane boss fired the people responsible for sending the warning.
The guy who made said it wasn’t possible in Android to strip out all user information so users remain anonymous. iOS only for the moment. Sorry
Van Orden was wrong - ya’ll a bunch of bitches
Never mind, it’s not even his.
That’s not even the main yacht is it? I don’t see a mast and the launches and helicopter make it look like the support vessel. We need an army of Orcas.
In a hundred years, there will be a creepy old guy at the end of your block with a room full of MAGA shit.
If Paramount were a character on a Taylor Sheridan show, they’d be dead in the first episode.
Paramount just paid a $16MM bribe to the most corrupt piece of shit president we’ve ever had.
Ol’ couch fucker neglected to mention that the US only ever got involved after they were promised access to minerals need for electronics.
The felon was sure he'd get a Nobel Peace Prize for making peace between Belgian Congo and Wakanda, until someone explained to him that Belgian Congo was several name changes ago and Wakanda is a fictional nation from Marvel Comics.
‘Alligator Alcatraz’ sounds like something left on the floor of a writer’s meeting for Suicide Squad.
Legit LE would NEVER do anything that puts its own officers in danger. Without warrants, badges or marked anything, they’re all but begging for civilian intervention.
All the racism that was old is new again! 🙄🤢
I love condescending drek written by arrogant pricks who think they’re the “adult” in the room. Patting us on the head and telling us not to rock the boat. We’ve done things their way for decades and things still suck. Time to try something new.
Here’s hoping the protests dwarf whatever obscene display of wealth he has planned for Venice.
It’ll probably work better than Leon’s flying DSL network too.
The GOP is such a fetid, rotten trash fire it can be hard to stand out. Somehow #AndyOgles managed it. Congrats racist, take a sieg heil and fuck off back to whatever backwoods holler you slithered from.
Another one for Trump’s island of disbarred attorneys.
Somebody’s about to get ganked.
What he doesn’t even try to address is that while Jonathan Crane was a monster and his methods were comically extreme, kinda had a point.
Maybe he and keg stand Kavanaugh can form a support group. Y’know what scratch that, they’ll turn it into a party.
"You know the Ozempic is costing $1300 a month, if you can achieve the same thing with an $80 wearable, it's a lot better for the American people," Kennedy said This comparison is so awful. One is a medication that affects actual change in how our system functions. The other is a Fitbit.
Not a chance
The media should seriously consider whether there is any value to covering WH press briefings. It’s a waste of real journalists’ time. Send insult comics instead. At least then they’d be entertaining.
They seem to think if they speak the same lies enough that it will conjure a different reality. Sounds like witchcraft to me. Get the torches boys!
Because what sitting state AG hasn’t hosted Fox n Fiends for a week right WaPo? Unserious chucklefucks.
He probably called in sick from fluid loss after he saw the video.
“TrumpTV subscribers get access to special behind the scenes footage of our team knocking a toddler off their big wheel then running it over in their 98 Camry ‘patrol vehicle’” 2/2
“If you liked our Build A Bear double episode have we got a treat for you! On the next episode of ICE COLD, our daring thugs oops bounty hunters raid a coin op laundromat and snatch up Memaw while her delicates are still drying!” 1/2 #ICERaids
#EmilBove thinks the courts can fuck off. The judiciary committee should return the favor.
Wow, how out of touch is this asshole?
I have a better chance of finding out whether we’re at war from a Magic 8 Ball than the insane WH or our useless media.
“Kids leave the room, President Yam Tits is blathering again.”
And possibly the last.
America elected Yam Tits because we got bored.
I’ve been in corporate America for over a decade. Still waiting to see it.
He forget the mushroom cloud bullshit from Condi and Powell?