dipt in folly, half in love with Slavic melancholy
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When the bunker you’re busting is your own national security
It’s also very MAGA, very every-accusation-is-a-confession for an organization calling itself the “Anti-Defamation League” to become a mouthpiece for defamation
When national immigration policy is the Stanford prison experiment
The rolling carry-on should not exist. If it’s too much for you to carry across the airport and then clean and press into the overhead bin, it’s checked luggage
America, baby!
By the cannabis dispensary, near the vape shop and liquor store, down the turnpike from the casino — it’s a yankee puritan hellscape
Anti-elite Received Pronunciation
If “good” = “driving the economy into a ditch for the next administration to pull out.” Better to impoverish everyone than allow THOSE people to lead comfortable, healthy lives.
The bots will never take our self-deprecating humor from us
If you’re a foreigner who wants to attend a US college, you have to be smart enough to create an alternate online identity that’s as spineless and sycophantic as Little Marco or as apolitical as an American high school student.
If you run into him in the departure lounge, you should consider changing flights. Things didn’t turn out well for his shipmates.
All bids welcome! “Rome is for sale, and doomed to perish when it finds a purchaser”
Time for JD to book a summer trip to Canossa
Honoured by the presence of the Great Lexicographer
Designed to trigger New Yorkers — kinda right generally but so wrong in the particulars.
A dual pandemic — Covid & conspiracies. Social media and opportunistic trolls were superspreaders for the rumors and conspiracies that are normal in wartime and with public disasters. If only there were a vaccine….
The AARP journal would like a word
The monkeys love the colored lights. Pay no attention to who’s stealing your dinner.
If they could’ve, the Trumps would’ve taken loans and not paid. But we can’t all be the pampered elite.
Thiel made a huge part of vast fortune by funding the creation of a machine of mimetic desire — Facebook. And people say philosophy degrees are useless.
It turns out you CAN put a price on white women’s tears
The bubble of Trump dicksuckery — that’s just beyond the perjurers on fire and the treacherous frozen in ice. Don’t let it be your turn in the bubble.
Raging for revenge, cry “havoc!” and unleash high-impact local police forces.
Eye-opening descriptions of how astonishingly inventive the German state was at coming up with small bureaucratic indignities to use as tools of persecution.
He’s preparing for the deportation of future protesters. The imagined sauce for the J6 goose will be the actual sauce for the anti-Trump gander.
“to behold desert a beggar born” is never not going to look weird
The detestable MTG is articulating the Trad Prod view of the Bishop of Rome.
Because saying “dull as an ox and twice as fat” would be lèse majesté
The Duce of Duke. The Mussolini of Santa Monica. He’ll end up retreating to the Salò Republic of Idaho.
And Mike Pence should’ve done the Christian thing and allowed himself to be martyred on J6, bearing witness to his faith.
One person’s “Third World banana republic” is another person’s “enterprise-corruption opportunity zone”
If only Sam Fuller were around to direct a DJT biopic. The Epstein party scenes would be wild: the models, the coke, the throbbing music, the leering power brokers ….
Yea, but it lies and fails in a soulless, robotic way. This sort of hapless writing is very human — a sputtering curse on the judge by a desperate, floundering junior lawyer.
A robot would’ve caught the “suggestion of impartiality.” This sort of illiteracy and muddled reasoning requires the human touch.
“Thank you for that slap, sir. May I have another?”
Impressive that the CBP censor was proficient in reading French - particularly the texting abbreviations.
FMF is full of surprises
You might even say “the gnashing of teeth” is a dog whistle. He should be particularly worried about the gnashing of teeth of the shit-covered flatterers and the burning false counselors that he’ll be joining soon for his extended stay in the eighth circle.
Like Nixon’s enemies list — any self respecting public figure should be embarrassed if they aren’t on it.
The Fourth Estate is influencers
While I thought I was learning how to live, I have been preplanning how to die.
He’s a busy guy. A b2b AI chatbot is a convenient way to respond to congressional customer-service inquiries
The Sermon on the Mount was a superspreader event for that bug
Release the AI killer robots to kill your darlings!
The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky
The variant is ass-backward
Where’s my Robert Bork?
Christian clubs that promote DEI radical-Marxist ideology like “the last shall be first” will be thrown to the lions on Fox News
The emollient opinions of Dr. Pangloss, Esq., make him eminently suitable for a high government position or the comfortable deanship he so richly deserves
100% masculine energy
