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Lucky husband and father. ⚛️. I try to stand by folks who are the current targets of this administration. Warning, I am often profane. No DMs, please. Sorry, but I block porn bot-ish and bitcoin/investment follows. Let’s see who pays attention to this.
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“Mysterious bag.” What, like a body bag?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Who? Medusa?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
“How can he deal with…”. By causing as much pain for others as he’s allowed to.
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s been suggested that lone star is the rating.
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfortunately, having no empathy or a desire just to be cruel is what gets some people out of bed each day. We need to outnumber them.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Abolish THAT department.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
No, it’s not likely he’ll be a stooge. It’s a mortal lock.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Why does anyone wonder why most of them hide their identities?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
It sounds exquisite.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
RFK Jr. and his mitochondria can fuck right off.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably won’t?
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' "
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
The only person’s health Jr. should be in charge of is Trump’s.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn internet where everything is forever!
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the point. They think being poor is a character flaw and you deserve to suffer for it.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
“That was a great game of golf, fellas. Let's go have a Coca-Cola". Bing Crosby walking off the 18th green just before his fatal heart attack.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Goddamn him
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Not so much walking as propped up in a chair.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah, the parting of fools from their money.
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youtu.be/b04QIalO90I “He spoke with tears of 15 years how his dog and him Traveled about. His dog up and died, he up and died, after 20 years he still grieves.” Gets me every time.
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She shouldn’t have been the only one
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JD needs a LOT of schooling!
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks for the warning
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Oh, I am forced to disagree. That’s hilarious.
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Nowadays I hope not.
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Pity Al can’t lead the DNC youtube.com/shorts/hn8Pr...
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Ball gags?
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And not even then
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So much winning!
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re not fit to be mall cops 🤬
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
🤬 And the Tangerine Turd is eligible to be buried in Arlington. With all the suckers and losers. JFC
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Yoink!
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Smite him already! Metaphorically speaking.
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
So much winning!
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The Hollywood Squares
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
So did at least a third of SCOTUS. Perjurers one and all.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
So, um, 63% to 36%? But *this* isn’t what they voted for. Yeah it is.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve been very concerned for a while now that we’re going to be one of the Axis powers against the rest of the world during the next war.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re for profit corporations that don’t want to get on Führer Grabhersnatch’s bad side. But that’s basically impossible because every one of his sides is horrible.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Noticed this too, huh?
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Necessary steps but as long as the Project 2025 [expletive deleted] are left intact, the war is far from over. Impeach and convict if at all possible but we’ll still have the likes of Peter Thiel and his sock puppet, Couch Fucker Vance to deal with.
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So it’s being reported that RFK is going to ban COVID vaccines. Yes, troubling news but… EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN
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AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
I read “Krusty Gnome” the other day. Until something worse (better) comes along, that’s what she is.
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That’s pretty unkind to rattlesnakes.
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While we still can
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Have it apply to all three branches
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The billionaires are pulling the strings.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
I know I was.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
“Krusty Gnome”. I’m disappointed I didn’t think of that.
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It would be a step in the right direction but still won’t come close to fixing the problem.
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So I just heard that pumpkin spice is returning to Starbucks Tuesday. youtu.be/xNv0mAu3eaI?...
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It is puzzling how many of these Republicans can walk without a spine.
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How about if you sign your name on one with a Sharpie? Or any other writing instrument.
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Absolutely none of my business. But they make a nice couple.
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He asked her out for coffee and they enjoyed each other’s company so they kept it going?
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DON’T PULL HIS FINGER!!!!!
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𝖂𝖆𝖍𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖎𝖌 (@wahrhaftig.bsky.social) reposted
🤔 'Columbo' questions +Rump about the Epstein files, which really ought to be called "The +Rump Files." #ReleaseTheTrumpFiles 🤔
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I wonder what the Heritage Foundation is waiting for to install the couch fucker in the Oval Office?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s obviously AI. His lips move when he tries to read.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wow. Had he fallen or did he slip on a banana peel?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
That might be like pulling on a clip on tie.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
What a feckin’ eejit. JFC
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Perfect analogy
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Almost lifelike
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I know it’s a giraffe, but I still have Mancini playing in my head 😉
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
With all due respect, that’s not fascism. It’s the old Republican boogeyman, socialism.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
The qualification question is too close to call. Perhaps the question should be who is the most dangerous?
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree there is a strong case that they committed perjury at their confirmation hearings
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Well…no one is watching. They’re all looking at their phones 😉
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But not a legal defense
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Christian and nationalist are mutually exclusive terms
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of that antiquated, misapplied Second Amendment
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, and Vera
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
Did think it fell short in the end. My wife and I are fans of many UK shows. Another actor I enjoy watching is Nicola Walker. She was in Unforgotten. She was also in an interesting, IMO, one called River but it only lasted 1 season. Although I think they call them series over there. Also Shetland.
AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent
I first became aware of her from Broadchurch.
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“It is recorded that Mrs. Parker and a snooty debutante were both going in to supper at a party: the debutante made elaborate way, saying sweetly “Age before beauty, Mrs. Parker.” “And pearls before swine,” said Mrs. Parker, sweeping in.”