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AlanSmithee

@alansmithee1956.bsky.social

Lucky husband and father. ⚛️. I try to stand by folks who are the current targets of this administration. Warning, I am often profane. No DMs, please. Sorry, but I block porn bot-ish and bitcoin/investment follows. Let’s see who pays attention to this.

created November 11, 2024

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1/9/2025, 10:28:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Mysterious bag.” What, like a body bag?

1/9/2025, 10:26:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who? Medusa?

1/9/2025, 10:18:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“How can he deal with…”. By causing as much pain for others as he’s allowed to.

1/9/2025, 10:17:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:46:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s been suggested that lone star is the rating.

1/9/2025, 8:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:40:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Unfortunately, having no empathy or a desire just to be cruel is what gets some people out of bed each day. We need to outnumber them.

1/9/2025, 5:04:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Abolish THAT department.

1/9/2025, 5:02:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, it’s not likely he’ll be a stooge. It’s a mortal lock.

1/9/2025, 1:09:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does anyone wonder why most of them hide their identities?

1/9/2025, 1:03:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It sounds exquisite.

1/9/2025, 12:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr. and his mitochondria can fuck right off.

1/9/2025, 12:52:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably won’t?

1/9/2025, 12:49:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 5:42:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' "

1/9/2025, 12:52:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only person’s health Jr. should be in charge of is Trump’s.

31/8/2025, 10:34:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn internet where everything is forever!

31/8/2025, 10:25:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the point. They think being poor is a character flaw and you deserve to suffer for it.

31/8/2025, 10:24:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“That was a great game of golf, fellas. Let's go have a Coca-Cola". Bing Crosby walking off the 18th green just before his fatal heart attack.

31/8/2025, 10:19:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Goddamn him

31/8/2025, 1:07:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not so much walking as propped up in a chair.

30/8/2025, 6:07:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah, the parting of fools from their money.

30/8/2025, 10:11:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/b04QIalO90I “He spoke with tears of 15 years how his dog and him Traveled about. His dog up and died, he up and died, after 20 years he still grieves.” Gets me every time.

29/8/2025, 9:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She shouldn’t have been the only one

29/8/2025, 8:29:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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JD needs a LOT of schooling!

29/8/2025, 8:27:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks for the warning

29/8/2025, 8:24:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, I am forced to disagree. That’s hilarious.

29/8/2025, 8:23:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:15:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nowadays I hope not.

29/8/2025, 5:14:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pity Al can’t lead the DNC youtube.com/shorts/hn8Pr...

29/8/2025, 12:27:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 12:07:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ball gags?

29/8/2025, 11:37:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And not even then

29/8/2025, 10:15:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much winning!

29/8/2025, 10:13:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re not fit to be mall cops 🤬

29/8/2025, 7:22:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬 And the Tangerine Turd is eligible to be buried in Arlington. With all the suckers and losers. JFC

28/8/2025, 11:27:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yoink!

28/8/2025, 11:25:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smite him already! Metaphorically speaking.

28/8/2025, 11:19:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 10:34:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So much winning!

28/8/2025, 10:33:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Hollywood Squares

28/8/2025, 6:15:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/8/2025, 6:07:49 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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So did at least a third of SCOTUS. Perjurers one and all.

28/8/2025, 6:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AlanSmithee (@alansmithee1956.bsky.social) reply parent

So, um, 63% to 36%? But *this* isn’t what they voted for. Yeah it is.

28/8/2025, 6:03:34 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve been very concerned for a while now that we’re going to be one of the Axis powers against the rest of the world during the next war.

27/8/2025, 10:06:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re for profit corporations that don’t want to get on Führer Grabhersnatch’s bad side. But that’s basically impossible because every one of his sides is horrible.

26/8/2025, 10:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noticed this too, huh?

26/8/2025, 10:11:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 6:37:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Necessary steps but as long as the Project 2025 [expletive deleted] are left intact, the war is far from over. Impeach and convict if at all possible but we’ll still have the likes of Peter Thiel and his sock puppet, Couch Fucker Vance to deal with.

26/8/2025, 3:46:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So it’s being reported that RFK is going to ban COVID vaccines. Yes, troubling news but… EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

26/8/2025, 3:41:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

26/8/2025, 2:26:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I read “Krusty Gnome” the other day. Until something worse (better) comes along, that’s what she is.

26/8/2025, 2:24:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s pretty unkind to rattlesnakes.

26/8/2025, 2:21:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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While we still can

26/8/2025, 2:20:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

26/8/2025, 1:50:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have it apply to all three branches

26/8/2025, 1:48:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The billionaires are pulling the strings.

26/8/2025, 1:45:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know I was.

26/8/2025, 10:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Krusty Gnome”. I’m disappointed I didn’t think of that.

26/8/2025, 12:40:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It would be a step in the right direction but still won’t come close to fixing the problem.

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26/8/2025, 12:29:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So I just heard that pumpkin spice is returning to Starbucks Tuesday. youtu.be/xNv0mAu3eaI?...

26/8/2025, 12:22:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It is puzzling how many of these Republicans can walk without a spine.

25/8/2025, 8:55:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 8:37:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How about if you sign your name on one with a Sharpie? Or any other writing instrument.

25/8/2025, 8:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely none of my business. But they make a nice couple.

25/8/2025, 8:20:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He asked her out for coffee and they enjoyed each other’s company so they kept it going?

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DON’T PULL HIS FINGER!!!!!

25/8/2025, 5:43:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Haters_gonna_hate (Princess Kim K) (@princesskim.bsky.social) reposted

Zorro- Sweet 3yr old baby- was good on walks but lately the stress of the shelter is getting to him and he’s refusing to leave! Really need a foster NY NJ NE NH PA DE DC RI VT DC MD VA CT -transport/vet/food provided! He’s a sweet baby- just needs a home! nycacc.app/browse/231317 #fucktrump

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Profile picture 𝖂𝖆𝖍𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖎𝖌 (@wahrhaftig.bsky.social) reposted

🤔 'Columbo' questions +Rump about the Epstein files, which really ought to be called "The +Rump Files." #ReleaseTheTrumpFiles 🤔

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I wonder what the Heritage Foundation is waiting for to install the couch fucker in the Oval Office?

25/8/2025, 2:08:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s obviously AI. His lips move when he tries to read.

25/8/2025, 2:06:15 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow. Had he fallen or did he slip on a banana peel?

25/8/2025, 2:04:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That might be like pulling on a clip on tie.

25/8/2025, 1:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a feckin’ eejit. JFC

24/8/2025, 10:13:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Perfect analogy

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Almost lifelike

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I know it’s a giraffe, but I still have Mancini playing in my head 😉

24/8/2025, 12:55:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With all due respect, that’s not fascism. It’s the old Republican boogeyman, socialism.

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The qualification question is too close to call. Perhaps the question should be who is the most dangerous?

23/8/2025, 10:15:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I agree there is a strong case that they committed perjury at their confirmation hearings

23/8/2025, 10:12:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well…no one is watching. They’re all looking at their phones 😉

23/8/2025, 9:54:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But not a legal defense

23/8/2025, 1:26:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christian and nationalist are mutually exclusive terms

22/8/2025, 9:57:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because of that antiquated, misapplied Second Amendment

22/8/2025, 9:53:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, and Vera

22/8/2025, 2:58:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did think it fell short in the end. My wife and I are fans of many UK shows. Another actor I enjoy watching is Nicola Walker. She was in Unforgotten. She was also in an interesting, IMO, one called River but it only lasted 1 season. Although I think they call them series over there. Also Shetland.

22/8/2025, 11:45:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I first became aware of her from Broadchurch.

22/8/2025, 9:22:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“It is recorded that Mrs. Parker and a snooty debutante were both going in to supper at a party: the debutante made elaborate way, saying sweetly “Age before beauty, Mrs. Parker.” “And pearls before swine,” said Mrs. Parker, sweeping in.”

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