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@albeb3.bsky.social

Dad, husband, left handed bass player for emergency bitter. Jaded anarcho socialist. Up the Fulham!

created November 10, 2024

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Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Raise the tax free allowance to £15,000.

14/9/2025, 11:16:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Skip fire also signifies the conservative and unionist party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

11/9/2025, 8:57:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t know anyone who got a code. Probably all went to oasis fans.

10/9/2025, 7:55:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the original item. The released version is often a virtually different piece of music.

8/9/2025, 6:57:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Is anarcho tyranny a thing?

4/9/2025, 6:22:15 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Big boozers the Taliban are they?

1/9/2025, 6:18:47 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s worth it…

31/8/2025, 2:22:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Apropos of everything, that is gold medal word salad.

28/8/2025, 1:14:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Hyper normalisation.

25/8/2025, 2:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Lend me £10 and I’ll buy you a drink.

23/8/2025, 6:14:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Non league level 5 attendances.

23/8/2025, 6:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs fame? Does Stewart Lee know?

22/8/2025, 10:22:10 AM | 24 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a genuine big spider. What species is that?

21/8/2025, 9:00:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Since 79 we’ve surrendered everything we owned as a nation to the 1% to enable us to buy our council houses.

21/8/2025, 7:36:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Speaking as a boomer, I congratulate the media for brainwashing so many of my peers.

21/8/2025, 5:18:27 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Farage and Tice have always had slogans and no solutions. It up to the media to hold them to account when they spout this nonsense, which is on a daily basis after all.

20/8/2025, 4:16:17 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

So football teams can only win leagues if they beat all previous points totals?

19/8/2025, 5:33:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

In the last few years Royal Mail have imposed later start times on posties without a thought about finishing in extreme heat for starters.

18/8/2025, 8:07:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

A different colour but with less privileges for the holder. I can’t cope with all this winning.

15/8/2025, 2:58:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Odd stat. As a 61 year old, I applied on my 60th, and I can only have this card until I’m 65 and can apply for a freedom pass. A lot of boomers passed 60 in the last 3 years.

15/8/2025, 6:24:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

If Adolf Hitler, flew in today, they’d send a limousine anyway…

14/8/2025, 9:15:29 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Who knew? Apart from everyone.

14/8/2025, 8:52:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

The problem for the tories is reform are offering to stop immigration and dish out freebies to “indigenous peoples”. Obviously it’s all pie in the sky but the tories cannot get close to that offer.

13/8/2025, 5:29:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s scraping the barrel with those 3…

12/8/2025, 7:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, he’s not wrong.

11/8/2025, 8:32:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll bet she doesn’t…

6/8/2025, 3:05:34 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

The media coverage they receive is almost criminal in a democratic country.

5/8/2025, 1:24:29 PM | 51 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Farage is very thin skinned, maybe his Achilles heel …

30/7/2025, 8:27:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I used to own a pack of porn cards. The laughter used to give away who was dealt the four of hearts.

30/7/2025, 5:14:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

The fact they can’t even come up with a name speaks volumes about the characters involved.

29/7/2025, 8:20:28 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

No they don’t.

28/7/2025, 4:11:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

They genuinely want bloodshed on the streets don’t they? Obviously not theirs or their families though…

26/7/2025, 7:53:13 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

1979.

26/7/2025, 7:51:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Am I wrong?

25/7/2025, 10:08:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

If Father Dougal McGuire was any cop at football.

24/7/2025, 2:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Danny fucking Dyer.

24/7/2025, 2:46:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not an either/or, it’s a both

24/7/2025, 2:43:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

He lost 2 elections as leader of a major party, hes today’s chip paper.

24/7/2025, 2:38:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

They should be told their concerns are not valid because the people who told them they had valid concerns were lying to them.

24/7/2025, 2:27:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait until they find out how many people on benefits gamble?

24/7/2025, 6:24:48 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong. The lady part is incorrect for both words.

23/7/2025, 5:07:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

To be honest, I’ve always preferred the dickies version of paranoid…

23/7/2025, 10:04:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

As long as you watch it with muted sound.

20/7/2025, 9:54:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s probably finished now.

12/7/2025, 7:53:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

These days, you can be thrown in jail just for saying we won the World Cup.

10/7/2025, 10:27:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Fair play though, very few speak out for the veterans of the battle of Hastings.

10/7/2025, 5:01:07 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I love Wire too. It’ll be wonderful to see them play live again.

9/7/2025, 7:40:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

If Bob Vylan did it would be on the front page everywhere

4/7/2025, 6:53:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

None whatsoever

4/7/2025, 3:46:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I saw them at knebworth and they were so boring I had to leave

4/7/2025, 1:50:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Because it’s a work of pop genius?

30/6/2025, 12:16:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It seems to get earlier every year…

29/6/2025, 2:51:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social)

Good morning from Normal Island.

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24/6/2025, 6:11:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a lot of steam coming out of your head.

21/6/2025, 6:18:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably both. He used to run Alice in wonderland at gossips didn’t he?

20/6/2025, 7:56:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Utter bollocks

19/6/2025, 5:54:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

That is probably the worst song ever.

16/6/2025, 2:03:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I once met Ray Davies of the kinks at the Sainsbury’s service station at Cobham.

13/6/2025, 3:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

There was a Spanish lady who lived in the flats behind our house. She showed us raw spaghetti one day and we didn’t believe her.

3/6/2025, 8:32:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

To a degree Zarah, but there is a clear and present danger from Putin.

3/6/2025, 9:25:10 AM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect, bollocks x

31/5/2025, 1:38:24 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

If only Jenrick was ever in a position of power to do anything about this???

30/5/2025, 6:28:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, someone forgot to renew their city status so they lost it!

29/5/2025, 9:38:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Narrator “the next election is four years away”.

28/5/2025, 7:46:11 PM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s been on 4od for free for donkeys’ years

25/5/2025, 11:45:05 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

The hardest part would be to find him a safe seat by election to become an MP again.

25/5/2025, 8:14:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

That cannot be true. The cup would be full of mould.

24/5/2025, 11:37:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

You’ve never read Ulysses then?

21/5/2025, 5:04:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, reopen those coal mines and get the working class kids back down there.

19/5/2025, 1:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Have the Rolling Stones shot…

19/5/2025, 1:24:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

They are great bits of technology. See also Sony discman.

18/5/2025, 10:58:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I went to my HR department about a health issue I thought they should know about. 18 months later I’d been constructively dismissed, albeit with a decent payout.

16/5/2025, 9:14:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Is tax included?

15/5/2025, 2:56:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I buy them all, but weetabix is noticeably better

12/5/2025, 5:07:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Being LOTO is awkward for Kemi Badenoch.

7/5/2025, 2:41:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Brutal, but correct.

5/5/2025, 9:52:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

F*cked if I know…

26/4/2025, 1:41:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Quality. I got it on RSD.

24/4/2025, 3:36:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

No, it’s anti social and you can get ear buds for a tenner.

24/4/2025, 9:46:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Epsom and Ewell Football Club - Supporters Account (@eefconline.bsky.social) reposted

It's Cup Final gameday! We host Abbey Rangers in the Southern Combination Cup at the KGF tonight. We have a stat filled preview at the Epsom and Ewell FC Archive at: eefconline.co.uk and will have detailed tweets and a report later. #everythingSalts

22/4/2025, 7:20:54 AM | 2 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Well the only ones I’ve not seen is gen x…

19/4/2025, 5:51:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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50 years ago today I was a very excited 11 year old going to Wembley to see my local team Epsom and Ewell play in the first ever FA Vase final. We lost, of course, in a very disappointing match, but I remember so well the fantastic team we had that season,l. Up the E’s!

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19/4/2025, 2:10:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Bowie was the greatest ever in my humble opinion, but also, pin ups was a 5/10 in my humble opinion.

17/4/2025, 6:06:07 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I had the luminous vinyl pressing but had to change it for a black as it sounded awful

14/4/2025, 5:48:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Their two albums are both absolute gold. I have them both since release.

14/4/2025, 5:47:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

I prefer their earlier work.

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14/4/2025, 10:40:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

2000 copies I think. Still their first release.

12/4/2025, 4:26:01 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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RSD 25 haul x

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12/4/2025, 2:42:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

This is a brilliant single.

12/4/2025, 1:24:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry to be a pedant but FTSF beat it by 5 months. I have both.

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12/4/2025, 1:23:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

A few decent ones from the punk era. White Riot - The Clash Oh bondage up yours - X Ray Spex Turn to Red - Killing Joke Pictures on my wall - Echo and the Bunnymen We Love You- Psychedelic Furs

12/4/2025, 1:17:24 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Fake tales of San Francisco was their first single.

12/4/2025, 1:12:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Only in the UK do you get rewarded so highly for absolute failure.

12/4/2025, 6:06:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Slowdive tonight at Brixton. Also a chaperone to two teenagers, so best behaviour 😇

10/4/2025, 7:56:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Fab EP. For some strange reason my copy is a New Zealand import.

10/4/2025, 2:56:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Tracked packages given priority by management .

10/4/2025, 6:28:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

Because tracked parcels for things like coffee and dishwasher tablets have been given priority by RM.

10/4/2025, 6:26:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

The more I see him speak gobbledygook from a script, the more I think he can’t actually read.

7/4/2025, 5:28:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

A lifetime tied to one machine, is ten times worse than prison…

6/4/2025, 7:52:32 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alb (@albeb3.bsky.social) reply parent

So sad. RIP Dave

6/4/2025, 7:49:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view