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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social

"It's called sports" is my new "everything's computer".

apr 7, 2025, 4:48 pm • 90 3

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Paul Sherriff @paulsherriff.bsky.social

Everything's I guess you could say computer in really particular.

apr 7, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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xrayagent.bsky.social @xrayagent.bsky.social

Me, checking the time: huh, sundown already?

apr 8, 2025, 1:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kari Johnson @karijohn.bsky.social

And we thought George W was dumb...

apr 7, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social

He is. And evil. His death count is seven figures.

apr 7, 2025, 5:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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PPK @ppkfs.bsky.social

I had never considered that running out of the healthy arms (which is great) is called sports

apr 7, 2025, 4:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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Alb @albeb3.bsky.social

The more I see him speak gobbledygook from a script, the more I think he can’t actually read.

apr 7, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social

So what it is was nearly all wasn't. Arms ran out. Don't leg's do that didn't though.

apr 7, 2025, 4:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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Enter Sadman @isocket.bsky.social

"Honey, if you're going to the store can you pick up some healthy arms?"

apr 7, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alwaysintrble @alwaysintrble.bsky.social

Put it in the groceries.

apr 7, 2025, 9:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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paigeofmaces.bsky.social @paigeofmaces.bsky.social

Has he been talking to Nadine?

apr 7, 2025, 5:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andy @andythepirate.bsky.social

Can you imagine when he discovers esports? 🤯

apr 7, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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8bitnorthxstitch @8bitnorthxstitch.bsky.social

My favourite is still his very informative ‘you guys know what uranium is?’ speech.

apr 8, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Oscaaarrrgh @skeletonoscar.bsky.social

"It's called baseball in particular" made me lose it

apr 7, 2025, 5:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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EdDesigner @shewantstorun.bsky.social

Hey Siri, show me "contractually obliged" in a photo

A Latino baseball player watches the Orange fuckface speak unintelligibly at a forced visit to the White House after their team won the season.
apr 7, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social

Talking about sport while wheezing after every other word is quite a look.

apr 7, 2025, 4:52 pm • 3 0 • view