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The most beautiful headlines.
I mean tbf who knows what Mr. Strokey is going to announce because his DC interview is straight gibberish.
Tbf I only watched the first and last 30!seconds lol
Same but dog shit
Yeah it’s because he’s totally fine and nothings wrong and he looks great and he’s definitely not dying that’s why
Lmao
Really tiring trying to keep up with the misadventures of our big wet dead president.
Hi lark!!!
What if the announcement is the I lived bitch meme but then a pile of soiled laundry falls out an upper window and crushes him like a bug on the new patio
Jett you are queen
My ADHD brain didn’t see a problem until you pointed it out lol so my vote is the ADHD.
Seems to be tied to his new obsession with his salvation
Getting super worried about his legacy
So he died is what I’m getting out of this
Is this his in memoriam
Didn’t they do a taping of him when he had Covid or something where you could tell there were edits lol
Daily duck proof of life
did he die today?
At the bare minimum we’ve all forced the White House into doing a potentially really embarrassing proof of life thing by making jokes online and I think that’s pretty neat
Gary Alone
Is he going to be signing blank papers propped up at the tiny desk
Hope you feel better soon!!
So true.
Lol
There’s no video because in it you’d see his brain leaking out his ears
She was 39
Ruin a movie by making it Gary. Finding Gary.
People need to calm down with the conspiracy theories, here’s Trump today at his Virginia golf club with MAGA radio host John Fredericks
The optics of doing troop occupation in *Boston*
Fucking hate those guys
lol it’s been so fun
Also to fuck with Michelle Wu’s upcoming election
Can’t wait to have to explain to my kids about the ICE presence next time we visit the city.
Gentleman, Joan’s Bag is closing for good this time.
That’s true. But why hiding him since Tuesday? Stroke Tuesday then procedure Friday after interview?
He makes no sense at all in it.
That he’s not calling in to Fox is suspect too
Yeah there’s no video and I don’t see any confirming proof it was Friday outside other people going off what the Daily Caller says.
What if Rudy hit them with his car
The whole interview is a brain fuck
Im sorry i stopped reading because my brain broke.
Gotta get those dangerous transg…hey look at that mirror!
![REESE: Do you think transgenderism on kids is a safety threat? TRUMP: Look, I had it in the military. We had it. It was there for me, and I ended it. Then Biden came in and he put it back, and then I ended it again. And I’ll tell you, when you talk to generals, they do not want this. They just don’t want it. When you talk to them, well they’re not talking to you as a reporter. And you know there’s a tremendous number of pills taken when you do those operations. So when you go into the military, you’re not allowed to have any pills, practically an aspirin. And yet, these guys are taking tremendous numbers of pills. See what they’re doing outside [in the Rose Garden.] Putting up beautiful mirrors. Did you see the mirror out there? Did you?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dynqwuagr63x3e4uy3fzlslu/bafkreib4tavrq26kmudk6j42hxm5xml2grv2qfvoujdz3b65brzdy5w25e@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Sounding great sir! Much sense making!!
Reading this now dailycaller.com/2025/09/01/d...
I totally get your argument- and if it were any other person I’d consider it. He’s too vain though.
Me the day after having a migraine
They are delightful and appropriate.
Eric in a wig lol
May it be the happiest birthday ever Jill ❤️
YES PLEASE!!!
Trump would never allow himself to be photographed looking this bad on purpose
Did this interview come out yet??
Which is why he never lets them take photos of him like this so why now
Sir everyone is saying you need to smile more!
Ok but what about his eyes and why aren’t you complimenting his smile
There’s no proof he’s doing anything except posing (and only weak proof at that) standing in the hall of the club. There’s some video circulating that claims to be a guest filming him driving a golf cart on the course but 🤷♀️
I think he had a stroke. There’s no way he lets them take photos of him looking this bad on purpose.
And now this photo.... showing the right side of his face. Can he open his mouth or not? What's with his eyes?
Maybe we’re wrong, nothing is up. But he looks bad and they’re not letting us see him. This has to break one way or the other soon.
It also looks like that guy is holding him up
Yeah exactly. It’s not a normal smile. There’s something wrong with it lol.
🤪
Again I am *not* suggesting conspiracy level shit but something is off.
It’s like they fucked with it with one of those programs. Not like AI or even something modern, but like they tried to straighten his smile? Or he’s clenching his jaw in order to keep the corner of his mouth from drooping? His teeth are too flat or something.
Erm…
Maybe he’s waving “GOOD NIGHT!!!”
Shut up he looks great I hope to look that good when I’ve passed away!
The grin is so fucking weird. I can’t put my finger on it but it’s not right lol
Im not saying it’s photoshopped! I just wouldn’t take it at face value. The White House is lying it’s ass off and this is a very Trump friendly “reporter.”
Yeah there’s no actual proof it was yesterday or that it’s not like photoshopped or something.
Oh boooo I loved him.
But it’s not an official photo like Getty. Again, his wife supposedly took it.
Yesterday 4pm according to the dumbfuck standing with him. He says his wife took it.
His VA golf course
Good now let’s see him walk in a straight line
Did you see the one with the palm trees
That’s what I thought too
Haha. I was just doing that weird line thing the right wing does
He’s trying very hard to look normal. He looks fine. But fine for him. Which isn’t good lol.
Three raccoons go golfing
Looool
He looks very weird here. I can’t put my finger on it, but yeah, like the guy trying to not look like an alien in Men In Black
Omg they know he can’t talk to rebut this lmfao
I like the new expression
Hahaha
OMG looool. He was so close to dying. Most people who get that close at his age…don’t do so well. He’s lucky he had a good team to keep him alive but they can’t fight age, genetics, and genuine lack of interest in taking care of himself.
For my birthday yes I agree Noah
She fucking hated him
When you’re doing great
