when the belt line finally reaches his nipples it will all mercifully end

President Moobs could have you killed for this.

fortunately he seems preoccupied at the moment

President Moobs could have you killed for this.

Bruising on the right hand and hiding the left.

The amount of makeup he is wearing is crazy.

Is it? I can’t really tell. Looks less orange than usual. Like he didn’t need to do it since he’s not in public today. Idk.

maybe that sick pasty look is his natural skin color. 😬

Seems likely to me. He’s on “vacation” not supposed to be in public. Or at least on TV. And whatever health thing means he’s hiding and didnt want to put in the 1 hour effort to put on makeup. So this is his “natural” old white guy tone.

He does look like just a normal old guy in this photo.

I think it’s the teeth that make him look makeup-y even though it’s less so than usual

Bruise is still there and the smile is so pained

Very puffy too. But otherwise looks fairly normal to me. The fact is he’s aging rapidly.

always a bit shocking to see him without any makeup on.

Where he looks like an actual old white guy who doesn’t get in the sun (easy to compare with the fat slob next to him - don’t any of these guys have tailors?).

I wonder if he got new teeth, those teeth don't look quite real. Surely there are "implants in a day" place in DC if they have them in my region

I think he always had dentures, no? It was that sucking thing and lisp? He always had.

maybe? I try not to look directly at him when he's on teevee

Gorgon...?

He’s trying very hard to look normal. He looks fine. But fine for him. Which isn’t good lol.

Sorry sorry lol

I’m sorry. All I see is the length of the sleeves on this guy’s jacket. Once someone points it out to you you’ll never be able to unsee it.

Haha. I was just doing that weird line thing the right wing does

I got it. He’s being submissive to the guy with the $40 sneaker lifts, I ironed pants and and extra-long sleeved jacket.

He's clearly lost weight the way people sometimes do when they age. Probably eating a lot less. No other insights - he could easily live out his term and beyond - but he looks like older people I know that are clearly in a new phase of older life.

BODY DOUBLE

Obviously a clone

Imagine finding out someone cloned you and you are the biggest ahole in the world. (I guess Musk’s kids too).

That is why they have like a 90% hit rate for hating his guts publicly

Looool

Three raccoons go golfing

I preferred the Melanie Griffith version.