Greptile
Greptile
I’m a beautiful man and a pillar of the educational community in [REDACTED], CA
Gonna need an alt text description of this
I’m pretty sure the plot point involves the bus staying above 50 mph. I don’t think Sandra Bullock was 25 or under at the time.
You probably ought to consider that you’re an evil person who is going to hell. Take care, loser.
Imagine posting a Nazi website link (“help I’m a dipshit who doesn’t know where to upload vids online, I used to work at NBC”) to explain why you’re a genocide denying piece of shit who is ushering in an error of media unreality where everything is propaganda. You’re going to hell, bro. Straight up.
stinky ass
The teacher one is funny because the teachers are always in the break room or dicking around. Recess is 80% of the day. The previews for this new one stretch the limits of the imagination: a staffed local newsroom. I’m sure there’s some bullshit reason. Will end after 1 season.
Some real ‘Kevin McAllister pulling strings on some cardboard cut-outs to make them appear moving’ shit
I want the McDonald’s ashtray so bad.
What a fucking disgrace.
The 7/11 Slurpee lid dispenser is the worst for this
Sorry, like most people I saw four shitty or useless people on the cover and didn’t/won’t bother to read. She’s of course cool. ✌️
You should rot.
Feedbuzz can make this happen
“Artist” is a funny word on that ad!
Fuck you you genocidal scum. There is no hell hot enough for you.
At some point these video trainings should be legally insufficient. Everyone knows no one watches them, the questions are dirt easy, etc. Hardly training, let alone harassment prevention.
Discussing my plans for counter-revolution on Bluesky using my face and first name in my communications.
Clearly. You’re posting with your fucking face clearly visible. You won’t do shit.
Whoever edited this issue should consider the fact that they’re worthless and produced garbage about terrible people
Democratic leadership deserves to burn in hell for all eternity.
Quit consuming lead paint you dumbass fuckin idiots
Can’t wait for AIPAC Jeffries to tell us firing Lisa Cook is a distraction. Someone should fucking swirlie that dipshit.
HE SHOULD STICK IT UP THEIR FUCKING ASS!!!
Ah, making verification meaningless. One step closer to X.
We should let the real bb-8 fuck him up
I went around and told my co-workers “It’s a bit warm today!” (104° in the IE) and they groaned and quickly tired of my shit
Does she think the entire school is going into a Faraday pouch? Many schools have students paired with Chromebooks at a 1:1 ratio.
They made it look so delicious
It was all worth it for the abrupt and jarring use of “Stinkfist.”
I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
What about at it?
People one hundred years from now are nostalgic about Ice Age?
I’m going to say something crazy here: you don’t have to post screenshots from X. Especially if the sole purpose is to make people mad.
We have to nip the “bare minimum for holding a convo” shit in the bud right now
They’re under Newsom’s thumb now.
It’s happening in the town next to mine so the algorithm believes I need to know every detail. It’s quite sickening (the algo’s full court press).
Hey, I just saw the news that your piece of shit Chief of Staff married a Republican who tried to turn over the 2020 election. What the actual fuck is wrong with you that you would celebrate that fucking traitor? Fire that heinous person immediately. Or besmirch your late husband’s name, I guess!
Fuck off you fucking stupid fucking fucks.
I certainly hope so, because fuck.
The related comments under local news agencies’ posts (e.g. KTLA 5) on IG and elsewhere contain some of the most ignorant and vile comments about this incident. Please use caution when wading into the comments. As always. But foolish me thought no one would condone ICE behavior.
Imagine sending your kid to Zionist summer camp.
You are correct. Plus I misspelled the word.
You’re so fucking pathetic.
Hopefully you’re living life with some kickass cinematography though
This bitch belongs in a trebuchet
Watching me try to use my students’ trackpads when they bring their laptops up for classwork assistance looks like a person trying to clean up day-old pancake syrup from a table.
I just saw a Google A.I. commercial where the A.I. convinces the man in the commercial to go to a James Blunt concert. This is seen as positive.
This is how I wrote my cover letters right after graduating with zero work experience. I talked up my internships like they were paying me six figgies.
Good work if you can get it
A swarthy villain
Alright (alright)…..
Boiling freshwater lakes dry making images of lists of Presidents to show Bluesky that ChatGPT sucks.
Is it a boxing match or is it a race?
Who cares, you grubby little man
Did he fucking write this post you little fascist, pedophile enablers?
Why do you insist on posting Nazi shit from the Nazi website?
Asking the AI to make the hell imagery look “badass” for my Christian YouTube channel
You don’t have to import stupid fucking takes or arguments from Twitter to this shithole.
Call me by your name? That shit’s confusing. A real “who’s on first” situation.
The ICE agent is wearing a fucking marijuana dispensary hat.
This woman made campaign shirts saying “I’m speaking,” capitalizing on a moment when she told pro-Palestinian protesters to fuck off. Hopefully no one believes her “she’s always been against this” bullshit.
The “read theory” people are insufferable.
Shut the fuck up
I butt-dialed you on all my burner phones
This fucking dork asks, “Why isn’t the left promoting suck ‘n fucks?”
And what do you call the Act? “ Oi, British humour, innit, guv?”
The scion failsons and faildaughters of our so-called elite couldn’t get into the Ivy Leagues and it’s literally everyone’s problem now
My son is named Bort
Guillotine this dumb mother fucker
Essayli is an insane dumbass
I’ll forgive him if he ends the genocide
Someone should tell Trump that allowing aid into Gaza will take the heat off him and he should get Israel to do it. Hell, tell him to arrest Netanyahu and end this genocide and he can have a pardon.
Get fucked, losers
Your record on Palestine? You fucking narcissist, you just voted to give A HALF BILLION IN TAXPAYER DOLLARS TO KEEP FUNDING ISRAEL’S IRON DOME. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARROGANT BASTARD
I like Downton Abbey but I can’t just pull the trigger on this one. Should I?
Debate is such a stupid concept and the fact that Hasan “debated” a dozen racists did nothing good. No one’s minds will be changed and now there are a dozen little turds whose opinions are floating around like an empty chips bag.
I saw FearDotCom in theaters following The Ring’s popularity. It’s my most hated film ever.
All 20 of them probably just got more racist by the end of it too
I want defensive Iron Dome capabilities to cease to exist, you stupid Dems!!!!
This genocidal freak wants Americans to pay to upkeep the Iron Dome because she erroneously believes there are innocent Israelis. Fuck her, she’s complicit in genocide. If you like this shithead, you like a dead-end pro-Israeli party.
“The misinformation machine.” God, you’re lame.
Hey @aoc.bsky.social why did you just vote to give Israel another $500 million you ghoul??
Sometimes at work (a high school) I say “bathroom” and a student says “don’t you mean restroom 😏” and it’s frickin annoying
Yeah but everyone has that one friend who makes it weird and tries to stealthily reveal a deepest, darkest secret via written dialogue Usually it’s a pants shitting story, but sometimes…
What does that shitlib take have to do with Trump?
This stupid bitch knows nothing about kitchen table issues. She’s a vector for political insider trading and controlled opposition and nothing more.
lol
Look at my Istari dawg. We’re all gonna die
The reconciliation bill that just passed prohibits regulating AI for a decade, lol
Dr. Egg-man reads over 2,000 pages about Hitler.
Remember when Numenor tried that shit?
Real “I declare bankruptcy” vibes except fascist.
Imagine granting anonymity to a person who is calling ICE on rival workers. Zack should have his life ruined.
People willingly move to Dubai
Barack Obama gave Tom Homan a service award. The Democrats won’t save you. Voting won’t save you.
Pizza is junk!?!?
Time for Da Share Zone to wrap it up.