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im literally shaking. just got back from the store, where a masked man in a big coat grabbed me by the arm. he said: "listen here suit man. you didn't clock nuttin on the boss' sleeves, see? button that yap or you’ll get yourself fitted for cement shoes, capisce?” then he disappeared into the fog.
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So, trump is not the peace president? Weird.
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Its crazy how easy it is to be a Republican these days. Just get to spout whatever bullshit comes to your mind and that becomes the new baseline for debate for most of DC reporting.
Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
Narrator: It was in fact the most pointless thing ever
A reminder that 58 people were killed and over 300 shot in Vegas in three minutes and he didn't do fucking shit. This idea that he gives a single solitary fuck about 8 people dead in two weeks. He can go fuck himself.
Such a piece of shit
Lmao
One thing I've noticed lately is that the bottom of his hair has been sweaty lately.
They can put him on as many drugs as they want, it's not going to change the reality that this man is sick.
Definitely not beating these allegations
Even worse is that our financial system that is supposed to call this stuff out is like "maybe we should just unplug these sirens. Maybe this bad stuff will be great!"
Really hard to believe they used to call her the "Money Honey Maria"
My favorite is when @olbermann.bsky.social called Joe out on air for regurgitating McCain campaign nonsense. youtu.be/T0BRroFtFcA?...
"Bone-petite"
"Hello fellow human bot. Thank you for delivering me my human fuel. Ha. Ha. Ha. Smile."
And now the pitching is also dog shit. So, this is really fun!
lmao Happ has a way of having really bad/good timing. Completely nailed it here lmao
It's truly wild and funny in a dark and painful way how the Cubs just forgot how to hit a baseball for two entire months.
Exactly. I mean, this is insane. A guy who can't stay out of the limelight has suddenly disappeared for nearly an entire week, I think ppl are going to notice.
It's sad because there are a lot of people who are scared of things happening and I get it, but it's completely frying their brain and work.
I don't believe that a lot of people have come to the realization that the media is going to hang on to this gravy train for as long as they can. If that means covering up trump's health, then that's what they will do. Only after they can't hide it anymore will they be forced to report on this.
We could use a little bit everything! Your pitching staff this week will give you a lot to look forward to next season!
Cubs were in on Carlos Santana for years as a backup 1B/DH and now they got their man...years too late, but I'll allow it.
Guys, he's fine. He's taking many meetings.
Lmao they gave up 24 points to an inept offense...
Any Democrats beside Sanders responding in like hours: BOOOOO! WHAT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH YOU CORRUPT CORPORATE HACK?! JUST A STRONG LETTER?! Sanders 7 months later: OMG! Sanders rocks so much! That's how it's done! Look at that strong letter!
I have my issues with the original poster. But that aside, this is a really important message. If you voted for Jill Stein, or Cornell West, or didn’t vote at all, you own ALL of this! Everything happening has NOTHING to do with Harris voters. Period.
I'm sorry, are they trying to make some toast or fuck a loaf of bread?
Same! I've tried telling people in campaigns that Democrats do not benefit universally from nationalized elections, and making messages for different areas will work best. Sadly, a lot of money ppl do not believe that yet. It's why the 50-state strategy worked!
Exactly! I will support any Democrat who stands up and says "No the fuck you won't!" to any of this shit. The idea that we should purity test on standing up to fascism is some really weird stuff. It's working and people on here really don't get it.
That and she wants to be Defense Secretary when Hegseth inevitably gets fired for arriving at a meeting plastered and naked.
politically, this isn't going to go the way Miller and his brownshirts think it will. Chicago isn't DC. They have autonomy and can speak out and take action against this in ways DC can't and Pritzker seems fully prepared to take that action.
It's kind of wild how this needs to be said for not only the media, but a lot of people on social media. There are a lot of reasons we've had an education split in our voting and some of it has to do with not tailoring messages better to different areas.
God damnit. You know what? I'm not even going to look into it and I'm just going to fully convince myself that Sinema stole her style.
Just a reminder that your favorite (YES THAT INCLUDES YOU) politician is a narcissist who has a God-complex. That's the name of the game when it comes to politics. So, stop being "fans" of politicians and support the ones that will advance your ideas and values.
Same quality of photos as there are of Big Foot
Same quality of photos as there are of Big Foot
This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.
This is a great time to remind everyone that EOs aren’t laws, the federal government doesn’t manage voting in this way, and it’s all a scare tactic and any reporting that doesn’t provide that context is enabling potentially lawless activity.
Yes, but also, Clemson had no business being ranked 4th.
Twitter broke the brains of pundits. I mean, they've always been generally broken, but their brains are melted at this point by the twitter algorithm.
I'm sorry, but I just don't see it with Klubnik. Everything just looks a step slow and on his reads and rushed when he actually makes a decision.
She's about 12 hours away from dropping "Globalist"
I've never seen someone spell Republicans as "Congress" before. Looks weird.
Want everyone to burn this chart into their brains…..
Montana State is a solid program and while we can't extrapolate this performance for the entire season, we can probably say that we will hit out stride heading into Happy Valley! This Ducks team is absolutely loaded and fully bought in. Top-tier depth at every single position. #GoDucks
Dante Moore first start at Oregon: 18-23, 213 yards. 3TD-0INT. 9.3yd/avg Marcus Mariota first start at Oregon: 18-22, 200 yards. 3TD-0INT. 9.1.yd/avg #GoDucks
This isn't great defense stopping great offense. This is okay defense stopping bad offense. Manning looks awful lol but not surprising for his first start, but eesh.
It's like these networks are trying to kill their product so that they can just save money on production costs.
Super healthy. Absolutely nothing to worry about. Totally normal for this totally healthy president to disappear for three days in a row while big events unfold across the country.
I think Arch will be good, but it would be really funny if he turned out to be a dud of a starter.
100%. Don't respond to Republicans saying this garbage. Just lean forward and continue with the solutions. Getting into an argument with them on this is what they want. Don't give it to them.
Happy Week 1 of Oregon Ducks Football to all that celebrate! #GoDucks
Pick an issue. Trump will be underwater on it. He's dropped like 15-20 percent in the last four months on *immigration* for gods sake. Treating him like he's strong is doing him a favor. This is an extremely weak president.
Same! I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I have to DVR the games if they're before, like 3pm, otherwise I won't get a damn thing done. That OSU-TX game is gonna be watched late tomorrow night.
It's absurd and was my biggest concern about Oregon in the B1G. Oregon has to play at Northwestern at 9am in a few weeks. That's just absurd from Oregon fans and players.
It's so silly. I can't believe OSU has an entire timeslot for all of their home games.
I can't believe Fox is putting the OSU-Texas matchup at 9am tomorrow. Good grief. I don't get why you wouldn't primetime that game, especially week 1.
100%. I love Sand, he's such a great candidate who is tailor-made for Iowa. I'm really hopeful that him at the top of the ticket will lead to a great image for all Iowa Dems downballot. If the economy really tanks, all bets are off.
Same. I don't want to get my hopes up, but Iowa feels like the perfect state for Democrats to surprise next year.
Dumb bitch is just bitter about losing her race and is now trying to take it out on her former constituents. Also, super fucking normal for a Labor Secretary to speak about immigration law and law enforcement.
and I'd bet a lot of money that they wanted Markey of Kennedy in Mass because online people disliked Kennedy. Fine, but he's super fucking ancient too, but silence on that front. And of course absolutely nothing about Sanders or Warren.
Huh. This is pretty interesting. Iowa is a weird state that is pretty hostile to Democrats these days, BUT a lot of the biggest losses for Democrats have come from incumbents.
Made this graphic for the Ducks game tomorrow. These are the starters as I see them for Week 1! #GoDucks
Lol no
Yep, the replies are filled with the people who fully prove his point.
Okay, now that the majority of voters are firmly on the right side of this and agree withbyou, can the left try not to fuck it up and not be fucking weird about it? That would be nice. Challenge level: Impossible
I wish we had that kind of luck 🙏
There's an episode of "Build It Bigger" on Discovery where they started building homes on elevated platforms and stilts to protect against future floods. It was pretty awesome to see.
this is doing the thing i hate most in this moment aside from the authoritarianism itself. you are not being savvy or clever when you do this. you are instead paving the way and making it easier for them. stop doing it.
What a super fucking strange thing to say
I'm not a terribly religious person, but I do pray when I've exhausted all other options. These assholes have not done a single fucking thing to prevent this, so yeah, they can shove their prayers straight up their ass because apparently their God isn't listening to them.
I mean, they got along better this year than in the past, but this relationship soured years ago. But now we'll likely get Simmons and Lowe on the sunday night NBA podcast and that's a massive win. Also, Russillo is MAGA so fuck him.
[Bill Cassidy looking down at corpse of chicken he has fucked to death]: That chicken should not have been fucked that hard
Gov. Wes Moore: “I’m not a simp. I’m a soldier, and I’m not just going to kowtow…And if you are deliberately coming after our folks…my job is to make sure that our people are going to be okay…I will work with anyone, but I will bow down to no one.”
holy fuck, stop engaging these lunatics on SSRI's and blaming other people for the shooting. People keep trying to get into these philosophical debate with these assholes. When they say this crazy shit, just say respond with "no, it's the fucking guns" Every second not saying that is a huge LOSS.
Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve on the Minnesota shooting: "The sad thing is we can't sit here and tell them that help is on the way. Because we're not going to do a damn thing about it."
Striking: New Quinnipiac poll finds 56% of voters nationally oppose Trump's sending of National Guard into DC. Only 41% support it. Independents oppose it by 61-34. Trump's overall approval on crime is cratering at 42-54. That sound you hear is a lot of dimwitted pundit narratives imploding.
I am depressed and hate everyone and everything, but my feelings about the poison of a dark-money, non-disparagement, funneled-information-and-access influencer grift is pure and exists apart and separate from my depression.
So incredibly true. I'm not a very religious dude, but I live way more of a Jesus approved moral lifestyle than these jerkoffs who love to parade around with a cross around their neck.
This should be plastered all over the airwaves. They were LITERALLY talking to God, if that's your thing, and it still fucking happened. So, nope! Didn't fucking work
I certainly dont see why it shouldn't qualify. Hell, if that doesn't work, your brand new cigarette habit is a real motherfucker
I fucking hate these people so much
I also look forward to 25 years from now of a Republican president asking "why were there sudden upticks in pre-existing conditions starting in 2025?" I fucking hate these people.
For a group that Trump tied Harris with in November, he's deep in the hole among independents But it's not the only group he's failing with only seven months into his extremist administration -> usapolling.substack.com/p/the-normal...
This is a great idea. We need to be flexible in our messaging and making our party differentiate regionally would be an amazing idea. We have the donors to have strong local and regional parties. We should do this.
FUCK your thoughts and prayers. Ban the fucking guns. Our children should not live this fear because we are too cowardly to take action to protect them.
"Democrats won big in this trump Iowa district. But why did it feel like they lost?"
Well, all I can say is that I never had issues with my Social Security Disability until after these fuckfaces fucked around with the data. My information reverted back years and now I'm fighting to have my benefits reinstated due to an issue that I didn't create!
There are two political conversations underway. There's the inside-the-DC bubble with lots of fretting by Dem strategists accompained by pessimistic reporting from the savvy media then, there are the results playing out across the country the results matter way more than the punditry
I'd love to see a poll of military members and their morale right now because I'd bet that it's in the shitter.
Here's my take on the NYC Mayor Race. Mamdani seems like a decent guy. Seems honest. Has good ideas. Curious to see how much he implements as Mayor. Also, I don't give a fuck really beyond the electoral politics of it all because I don't fucking live in NYC.
Really cool that our entire system is held up by the belief that things our insane president does won't actually happen in the end. That seems super sustainable.
It's officially Game Week! Oregon vs Montana St. Prediction: 47-10 Oregon. Won't be a repeat of week 1 last season against Idaho #GoDucks
