#caturday with Gumby, my toothless little baby
Yinzer fighting for sustainability and against fascism
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#caturday with Gumby, my toothless little baby
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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Don’t worry, I’ll vote so hard! The hardest to have ever been voted. Because between now and next year, there is absolutely nothing else to be done. Just wait anxiously to vote.
You should delete the original post. Don’t leave it up as it tricks other people into falling for it, especially since it’s gained a lot of traction
“Wake the fuck up samurai- we got a delivery to make”
Define woke
I feel like this is far more insane than most people realize
Genuinely funny that a profile shot is the only way he can look somewhat normal
So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
incredible to talk like this after consistently refusing to publish the epstein files
Who’s gonna die first, Bluesky or trump
What’s step two?
How do we get to the reality you’re living in?
We are not welcoming Rudy Giuliani to The War on Cars.
PLACE YA BETS! PLACE YA BETS! DRAFT KINGS HAS THE NEW HOTTEST BET ON WHOS GONNA CROAK FIRST! WILL IT BE DONALD “THE ORANGE MENACE” TRUMP, OR MAYOR “I SWEAR OFFICER, I HARDLY KNOW HER” GIULIANI? PLACE! YA! BETS!!!!
okay hear me out, a lord of the rings remake but its your mom trying to wield my magic cock ring
Refuse to be called woke by someone who talks like a Harry Potter side character having a stroke. “Noshing on a poncy porous plimsoll?” Go to a hospital.
Schrödinger’s president
I appreciate this practice run because it reminds me that I definitely need to get a bottle of champagne at the ready for the real thing
Me at the White House
James Dobson died and the temperatures dropped like 20 degrees, proving my theory that he was a literal flaming hell demon
if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's not a duck. ducks don't talk. and I'm pretty sure they waddle.
Welcome to 2025, where every evil bastard you know has ties to the trump admin. It’s gonna get worse before it gets worse
Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500. Remember this before you order your next pumpkin spice latte.
His wish came true
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
I hope they line their envelopes with cute flower patterns so I can make pants out of them like the flower sacks of the 1930s
Yeah so please give me one. Like you said, I clearly need it
Actually insane how ICE can be found guilty of unlawfully detaining a person and turn right around and DO IT AGAIN. Defund ICE, prosecute every agent, and bring every deported person home
We owe this man and his family like the entire military budget in damages. I fucking hate this country
URGENT: If you have ANY information about Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s whereabouts and/or the process to send him to Uganda, PLEASE message me on Signal: marisakabas.04 Your anonymity will be fully protected. I know it’s scary to speak out, but this is a man’s life.
"They're testing the vibes" is the very reason why it's so important for people to declare - now, while there's still time - that Newsome is unacceptable, that trans rights are worth defending. "They're testing the vibes"? Fine. Let them see that Newsome fails the test, transphobia fails the test.
Then they don’t represent us and won’t get my vote.
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 He will die soon 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
No, please clarify the difference. Why is one good and one bad?
Know your rights, Chicago. Ask for a warrant. Record the goons from a safe distance. We don’t want or need them here.
“Like this post to end fascism” 😀
Oh so if you’re wearing a mask, you’re committing crimes and don’t want to be identified and summoned to court? Great! Thanks for letting us know why ice agents wear masks and cover their faces
Interesting trend of fascist accounts here posting extremely generic 2015 level Facebook memes to farm engagement and gain followers, presumably to get more eyes on their shitty fash memes further down the line
Check the post history and see if you agree with the rest of their account
This is an astoundingly good thing. I hope more states follow the lead
How many illegal bombings will it take before we finally arrest these war criminals
Oh hey, James Dobson died.
BREAKING: James Dobson, the evangelical leader who promoted beating children, demanded women's rights be removed, and said Sandy Hook kids were murdered as punishment for gay marriage & abortion, has finally DIED… GOOD.
I’ve been listening to the I Hate James Dobson podcast and it’s gonna be SO much more fun knowing he’s dead lol
Me looking for James Dobson in hell
Where have you been? Not trying to mean, I just wanna go visit whatever safe haven from the horrors you’ve found
still amazing to me that elon musk became the most unpopular public figure in america in about a years time, nearly destroyed tesla as a company, stopped posting about politics 150 times a day and now essentially just spends all his time promoting grok as a way for people to jack off
Fuck, liberals are falling for Newsoms PR tricks. We’re so fucked lmao
The former head of Israel's military intelligence just praised the deaths of innocents as "necessary...as a message for future generations." If we do nothing, we will have to tell our children that we stood idly by as millions of people were sent to their graves. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
I was saying this crap was going to happen! I warned people in March! AhhhhhhHHHH www.wheresyoured.at/core-incompe...
i’ll never get over how blatantly and proveably lying is one of the best political strategies of the modern age
wtf are you guys gonna do except post and keep grifting on twitter? You love to put up fake resistance and rake in cash from engagement but I don’t see you out on the streets or doing anything productive. Fake ass fucks
i will follow him, my brother, my captain, my king size sammie
It’s a jeep, the doors might not even be on the car to begin with
Philadelphia — come say hi to our Philly crew and grab some Plan B and birth control!
they're taking alex jones back to the facility
Attend events, support your neighbors, and give what you can when you can. Also talk about issues like Gaza, and bring up stories that fall outside of the mainstream news cycle, especially stories of resistance. Lastly, film cops/ICE. Document the horrors and hold them accountable
The Highway to Hell has been retrofitted with expanded sidewalks, protected bike lanes, and other pedestrian friendly infrastructure. It is now the Complete Street to Hell. DOMI also announced plans to convert Hell into a 15 minute city
Kim Davis is what I picture the mountain trolls in The Hobbit look like
How tf does grok get suspended for hate speech after saying Israel might commit war crimes but not get suspended when calling itself “mechahiter”
I’m sure it’ll be fine in like a month. Just ignore it and pretend you don’t see anything.
After Israel annexes Gaza, trump is going buy property there to avoid extradition when his involvement with Epstein finally catches up to him. It’s an American tradition to flee to Israel when you’re a sex offender
All the same people who pretended to care about women's sports so they could target trans people are now cheering at dildos being thrown on court during WNBA games
Got banned on Reddit for saying death to ice. So anyway, death to ice. I hope every agent dies and burns in hell. I hate all of them, and give them no respect
Love it when a new, experimental software updates and I feel like I lost a vital romantic connection. It’s like having a bad breakup every few months
As excited as I am for new content/horrors from you, definitely want you to spend time focusing on your personal life and family. Would much rather you delay an episode/video if it means you’re not rushing to grind it out.
“Lock the fuck in V, we gotta nuke the fuck outta Mikoshi”
It’s about fairness in women’s sports.
BEEF 🗣️ TALLOW 🗣️ FRIES 🗣️
“Oh no, I went out with the intention to kill something but instead it killed me”. Lol. Lmao, even.
Don’t forget your beef tallow fries!
with RFK ending vaccine development and research fundings we’re watching the american life expectancy get lower in real time it’s so cool
$10 he gets it
Brazil W
Look I don't like John Fetterman either but he has a name
doing degenerate shit is praxis
Putting @theonion.com print edition in my little free library because the world needs the info.
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
Hey, what the FUCK???
110% tax on all income over $200k
I’ll normalize drinking through a straw if that’s the case. Talk shit, get hit
it ain't cheesy being easy. u can just slut out if u want
So hot outside I’m nauseous
Gonna commit a hate crime (slam a door in my apartment)
this is so fucking creepy www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...
No matter what happens, I’m keeping a sick day in my back pocket for when The Headline finally drops
i can't wait til they make a sentient AI so i can torture it
Turns out booing him was in fact the correct way to introduce him on the pod
Dodging won’t be enough. Gotta use your trans masc friends as human shields
Take them out and rearrange them. Maybe that’ll help