Poetry can surprise you
Poetry can surprise you
What a turd
no you’re maniputabable
I want to want it but I’m wary of a broken heart
Get his ass
I once broke up with a really hot chick bc she didn’t understand the point of the onion. I am not playing here.
@bencollins.bsky.social dearest timothy onion I just want to say I was buying onion papers at my local bookstore 30 years ago and was delighted with every issue… it’s a profound thing that I get to have it now, maybe when we all need it most. Thank you to the entire team. Satire lives through you.
To be fair they seem like the most annoying dipshits and have no control over anything… the culture will persist
Just think of Franco coaching sex scene “classes” instead!
The grave of Dicky Pearce, 1665 to 1728 – supposedly the last court jester to die in England. What an astonishing thing to find on a morning walk.
For all the dog lovers. This is a classic. Worth seeing again.
I also want at least two more of those movies
At least he can loop and fix it
Roger we all love what you’re up to here
I love the valley shitting itself thanks man … lemme buy you a beer when I’m down in HB next (fairly often, in laws)
Did Joe and the prepper lady stay together?? Are they still hustling at the fam cookout? Aargh
Was… someone telling us not too all of a sudden?
It seems banal and menacing to me!
What point is he even trying to make fucks sake
Are we doing weird photo pastiches instead of real news now?
Shocked this hasn’t happened yet
Hard agree on all fronts … genius shit
Dum dums in charge
‘Unrecognizable with wet’ is very upsetting
Nightmarish
What are you doing today to stop it?
Can we be clear she’s making a gross roast beef misogynistic joke about her nether regions? Not proud of that, I just don’t know why I’ve not seen these dots connected. This is a layup. She’s f’ing disgusting and juvenile and is somehow determining the course of our lives unless you stop it.
No, rich people like you are always doing the bitching about all of us
Fun third act
I will happily order all manner of appetizers for the table to grease the wheels too!
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What are these words??
You’re just an exhausting weirdo
i wrote a novella it's about longtermist vampires, doing too many drugs, and socialism it's available right now merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene thanks to @slimyswampghost.bsky.social for the killer cover art
a stick insect that huge just being discovered is like big bird winning hide and seek
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Eternal Wrestle
I didn’t know rabbits liked trampolines, but then again…..
good scenario to give gruel a shot
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
I mean, I count for one but maybe dial down expectations
Holy shit. Are you fucking kidding me. This is the coolest endorsement in history. I love that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is like "nope" while the Wu is like HELL YEAH
Only those two though
Intrusive Thought Bagel
Comforting headshot
Fascism and depression both attack the healthy brain by trying to convince you life is defined solely by the worst things that happen to you/us and the worst things you/we do to others.
This is Mako. He has no regard for law and order, and more importantly, no regrets. 13/10
Everybody gets one life. The thing about abusers is that they want their own life and they want your life as well. Don’t give them that. Make them live their own life.
in honor of Harrison Ford's birthday, pls enjoy the exact moment he learned the force was real (volume up 🔊)
Aha, so screw those elites
Why does fascism want to let innocent children presumably of the approved race die ?
hi @politico.com my name is marisa kabas and i publish the handbasket and you basically copied my story and then linked me in the 23rd paragraph of your story without specific attribution: www.politico.com/news/2025/07... here's my original: www.thehandbasket.co/p/fema-david...
That’s a good unk
does not top martyrs but hoo boy
Another in this category for me is Kill List (2011)
Great call
I mean … along with its balls to the wall choices and incredible third act / ending… it’s almost like three genre movies in one? home invasion revenge, creature/haunted house, and existential cosmic horror
it is going to be a long, hard, terrible fight, but i don’t believe we are gonna lose this country to these fucking shallow, plastic fascists. we want it more than them.
This energy yes
You’re a fine ally Bill… luv ya and yr hilarious work
Love this for you, truly
Go away forever thx
So just to game this out … why does he not launch all the nukes in his waning hours?
Are we talking zombie dong or .. ?
Dress it up in progressive language but you're cheating yourself by not doing the work. This is the worst thing about AI: millions of students refusing to learn, taking zero interest in the world around them, empty in mind and heart. Your punishment is the person you will become.
AOC played ball and did everything Pelosi told her and was rewarded by being passed over for a 75-year-old who died four months later. There have now been four House votes this year where Dems lost by the margin of members who died in office. No one has more right to say this than her
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My god. 6 MILLION acres of public lands in Oregon, including the vast majority of our national forests, will be sold in a fire sale if the MAGA budget passes.
Tel Aviv (NYT).
massive crowd showed up in #Austin yesterday for the #NoKings protest. #ratm
Grumbles, lurches, shits pants, demands you clean him
Srsly. Also I miss your great podcast!
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
Little racist bitch run home !
There is not a single doubt in my mind that, regardless of how this ends for the vast majority of us, it ends much, much worse for the vast majority of them. There's only one thing holding their "movement" together, and it has a pretty slim timer on it. We'll win. Just have to take some body blows.
I mean even just squinting at its cadence … not enthused! deeply strange!
Let’s get him outta there
There are 2 previous historical cases of countries destroying their science and universities, crippling them for decades: Lysenkoism in the USSR and Nazi Germany. The Trump administration will be the 3rd. It's not just budgets but research, institutions, expertise, and training the next generation.
Gorgeous
been trying to figure out the feeling of the forced march to AI, a thing that no one wants or needs and will almost certainly make the world worse—the way it's being imposed from every direction, like someone just flipped a switch without asking—and I think I've settled on the leadup to the Iraq War
I was really pissed off
He always that blotchy?
All your bases etc.
“Capital G” baybee
This is a view from the surface of Comet 67P. The busy particles in the foreground are cosmic rays or bits of dust and ice. The dots moving in the background are stars.
Mf’er Dick Tracy villain lookin ass
Remember the halcyon days of worrying about whether the Olympians had enough condoms?
All of this checks out
The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
You said it sister!
Perplexed by the popularity of Pirate’s Booty as a snack, presumably
Damn
Gonna need a bigger bag ?
Better than the Thunderbolts asterisk
he’s so babydoll
4 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
Fuck all the way off with this take
A very kind and thoughtful response to a mean and ignorant person, sorry
Nothing more insane than being unable to differentiate from sci-fi and reality, and turning capital and human suffering dials to the max to realize this bullshit premise. It’s an endless vacuum out there. We live on a perfect planet. Let’s plant trees and be happy for 10,000 years… it’s our turn.
Pritzker: The reckoning is here. And now that this culture of timidity is on display, these same do-nothing Democrats want to blame our losses on the defense of Black people, trans kids, and immigrants, instead of on their own lack of guts and gumption.