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He’s really improving his chances lately!
Were those the true colors of the upholstery of the original? Man what a world that wasn’t just white and blue
Can we ever get off this stupid ride with these goddamn fascists
This guy is such a smarmy piece of scum. I hope he’s disgraced and forgotten in 20 years
False statements? Like lying about your property valuations to launder Russian money, of which his very orange highness was convicted of in New York?
Who’s he gonna fart on this time
A cultured man
You tell him I’m coming!!!
He’s just the right height for it, so at least give him that
I think he’s legally required to use a booster seat as well
@techconnectify.bsky.social You have been memed on r/simpsonsshitposting
It’s like they’re DEI hires or something… Donald’s Entourage of Idiots
Maybe Road Rules will ask NASA To build the Eagle 1 Space Winnebago he saw in a movie once (while traveling in a Winnebago)
Wake went woke and now it’s gone
Hmm, Vance sounds a bit like a certain communist pig from a book we all once read in 9th grade: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”
“We don’t know what’s in his heart, he may have repented to the lord” is the line they’ll roll with, as always
Pretty sure if he did that, his son would get an alert about his fuckin (and that’d be neato)
Make your Lean™️ leaner with new pure sugar Sprite©️
And how, Roshambo his fascist Keebler ass
Asswípe would be such a better name than Markwayne.
All the charisma of the party-appointed head of Äpfelbees circa 1939
Stewl, apparently
Jorkin DaPenis shouldn’t call names with a nom de lose like that
They’re all dope fiend raging losers, it’s a new bodytype debuting
Should have asked Hegseth to pass the Stoli
“I’d take Cumbersome over this song”
Pat also has one about MGK and Jellyroll’s rip off of Country Roads. Certified 4 forks in the ears and you’ll need to wash it down by chewing on a 220v appliance cord
Pat Finnerty has some insightful analysis of the talentless abyss it’s all become www.youtube.com/watch?v=memX...
And she’s gonna need one after all them beans, don’t (by which I mean do) shit yourself on the way out, Nance
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet…
I want to be a citizen so I can use slurs!
I hope Smoove made him his most special dish to eat: corn
I suspect they did that 8/9 central thing in the upper Midwest because of the time zone difference between Wisconsin/Illinois and Michigan/Indiana. In some cases you could get broadcasts from either one, so best to just clarify.
While I cannot truly know others’ beliefs, by her actions alone she and those like her have a corrupted view of Christianity as a gospel of earthly prosperity and punishment, neither of which was preached. What they believe in is antithetical to their religion, and separates them from their God.
You let one Nazi into the administration, you got yourself a Nazi administration. And they seem to have let all the Nazis in.
If they don’t want to eat the dog/bear/whale that he brought, they don’t have to!
I’ll have you know he was on the Real World Road Rules challenge. This challenge involved roads (it’s even in the title.) So, much like Linda McMahon who once went to a school and is now head of Ed, he knows a thing or two.
Died of Amoeba of the Dick, Bob Jr.
Not a day over a Wisconsin 37 and fit enough to party, Herb could pull some action at the Sybaris Pool Suites bar
The disease of Burger Kings
Shit Apple don’t fall far from the shit tree, Randy
Oh, the juice is wearing his lucky stabbin’ cone
That plus all the good suffering that’s now just going to go to waste in the port of Leviathan
She’ll be fully absorbed into some AI by then, to live foooooreveer (hopefully Jeff too, and we can just turn the server off)
I don’t think so, Chris.
Can somebody figure out how to hack a neuralink in musk next, and make him dance like one of those old timey organ grinder monkeys
Yeah but he was on the road rules and real world challenge, he knows infrastructure
What in the George Burns meets pilgrim-core style is she going for
Those guys who went after E.T. with the hammers. Where are they and are they busy?
Baron Shartkonen was a destructive self-interested bloated ass? Who could have foretold this
It’s not a kink, but if it were I’d say it’s findom at this point
So do something about it, chucklehead. I swear this guy is one of the dumbest people in Congress, maybe even moreso than MTG
Thanks! My new favorite owl, amazing little running guys!
McAfee and his goons are just sports centric Rogan nonsense at this point. ESPN got rid of real sports coverage for this?
Marty! “Kundun,” I liked it
What is “lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas”?
So he’s been self selecting a lot of racist jokes to read and it learned he likes them? Well that’s on you, bub
Can they just trap him in the airport like that Tom Hanks movie? Then he stays there in containment for as long as needed?
What is the Havishhandbag?
What is typhoolery?
Should crowdfund merry bands of booers to just follow this lamewad around the rest of his life
Looks kinda like a spacezel nut
At what point does he start recommending the Harkonnen diet (it’s when the famine starts, isn’t it)
They’ll one day try to take the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity away from us (again,) and on that day we will finally rise up as one (as prophesied)
Who is Robert Hoarfrost
It’s like when they let that Coco the gorilla have a kitten. Just be the kitten and accept the rich kids’ pets, J.D.
The toady class. Tough when they’re around their pals, but wimps of zero principle on their own. See also: Ted Cruz, Tucker Carlson, etc etc
Do you think we’ll ever be free of this ketamine bumping freak? Will he find a new world-screwing hobby elsewhere?
Spanky from the little rascals if he was abandoned and raised by fascists
May the paper and its owner now wither quickly
Haha, he looks like the Count if you removed his ears and ability to count
Scott Baio and Kevin Sorbo as henchmen who lose to Bond in a game of hungry hungry hippos
Those are amazing, love the design
He’s no Gerry Fleck, the only man I respect with two left feet
They really are just connected like the human enshittificationpede at this point
Looks like he’s been growing it out some for the Ivan Drago look
And all would agree that Skånska is out there in a wild league of its own
The cybertruck shape was actually based directly on his disproportional torsonics
J'ai tellement faim que je pourrais manger chez Arby's
For 9 years he only ate feral dog meat from the Pripyat exclusion zone, feeling the free range protein was healthier than farm raised US alternatives. He now also has a goiter that can predict meaningless past events, like the outcome of “Webster” episodes he’s already seen.
Have you ever been so hungry you could eat at Arby’s?
The sweet sounds of a man who smoked a carton of cigarettes he found in Chernobyl
Why did McDonald’s kill off the beloved Irish character O’Grimacey (aka the 70s Shamrock Shake Shill)
You know who else was open all night? Cthulu
Careful Elon, the biggest offender is in the room with you right now!
A boy named Pue?
They definitely threepate each others asses
All we needed was the crack team of 5 broccoli haircut teens and their handler Don Ketamine!
NY Post: Ket fueled incels melt government teams
“I was on the Real World vs. Road Rules Challenge, here’s why I’m qualified to head the department of Transportation”
The old Nazis had the under cut, the new Twitler acolytes have the brocolli cut. Still Nazis.
Or just a hat of minor intelligence? Nice that you got lucky and rich, but come on
What is Wales Wife’s Woldwails?
Short poop story: Walked up to the bar in some dive in the 90s, and there was a guy perched on a stool nursing a Pabst and watching the Cubs. As I order, he lets out a putrid wet braaap, sips his beer, and mutters “That’ll itch when it dries.” Harry Caray in the background: Cubs win.
His mom is a raging maga loon. Shitapple doesn’t fall far from the shit tree, Randy
What’s the charge, creating a succulent Chinese AI? Gentleman, this is plutocracy manifest!
Is there any meaning to the name of the raccoon in Cherokee?
