two time middle school geography bee champion. grossly obese but attracted to cross country runners. enjoyer of screaming females. also: lou gehrig didn't die of "lou gehrig's disease" but he still died of lou gehrig's disease.
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the third guy won't matter. could be exbassist of the smashing pumpkins d'arcy. could be expresident of india manmohan singh. jose maria olazabal? isabel allende? jane goodall? jane seymour? doesn't matter. they won't even be farrah fawcett level remembered.
median idahoan.
why did andy beshear do this?
he's cancelling the nyc mayoral election, installing eric adama in a nontermlimited provisional mayoralty, & jailing mamdani for housing fraud.
colin gradually returning to pre-2010 form as west coast kkklay travis. (though, he's old enough to be kkklay's dad.)
corey lewandowski would beat jimmy worse than the president's biodad or maternal grandmother if noem isn't picked.
vicente fox just might!
if he's taking office after trump resignation, don, jr. (only way he'd secure don, sr., relinquishing office.) if he's taking office after trump death, fetterman. (lamestream media will go nuts over bipartisanship. & democrats will turn into mexican firing squad over whom to appoint to open seat.)
he's resigning, after securing vp nod for donold, jr., from vance.
lost it back in 2008 when dc bureau chief ron fournier was auditioning to be john mc cain's white house press secretary.
genx is raising the current crop of incoming collegians, & they used up all their ironic detachment reserves by the time diana spencer died.
her dad's a republican congressman who served thru the gingrich revolution. i can do without her piffle.
it's journalistically vaccinating damar hamlin.
ok oyster fetterman.
stopped playing fantasy football because of kaepernick & bud lite, so, no.
don't know what you've got til it's gone. youtu.be/ZNWnbmFrTwY?...
i think i am the only oregon resident who finds phil knight repugnant. i also don't like steve prefontaine finding immortality by stealing wisconsin valor.
ryan day is (practically) lactating.
several nuclear capable countries are not so rewarded -- india, israel, pakistan -- so russia can join them at the kids table. if we need to elevate a country to permanent status, i say vietnam. offends china, france, & us equally.
this is woke, phase 2, step 1.
mayonnaise hate is homophobic. (first time i encountered it, the disrespectors referred to it as "come of the unhoused".)
nate silver got obama 08 right, personally supported rmoney in 12, & only came closest among mathhipsters in calling 16 because he gamed his secret sauce to attempt to atone for ridiculizing trump in the gop primary season. he's only gotten worse since then. covid, crypto, & fanduel broke him.
phil knight too busy spending his last years pumping dollars to heritage americans & restrictive covenant supporters.
.@centristmadness.bsky.social
not matt dougherty?
kind of shocked the shield doesn't mandate police escorts for head coaches as college football does.
letter to donold. youtu.be/XSCfbMPY7EI?...
the late, great alfonse capone would call 54 shot on a chicago holiday weekend "weak beer". (my very nonitalian, protestant, & wasp grandma used to tell stories of moving to grandoa's italian hood after returning from ww2 & being repulsed by mafiosi running down the street with guts spilling out.)
donold trump, taking a page from democrat predecessor james earl carter, jr., mandates underemployed urban women to build houses. -- from the new york times, october 3, 2025
the president is 79 years old, he lives in palm beach, fl,...
the president beats boggs.
i have my voyeur limits. i do not engage in frottage to racist chavettes who want their sistersinlaw denaturalized.
better than an increasingly uninhibited president doing a flash of genius. (despite kinnear being a bit of a political shithead, flash of genius was a surprisingly good movie. but don't be like me & corrupt your search algorithm looking up "kinnear wiper movie".)
as a baseball head, i believe that's called "chokingup on the bat".
with his suspected cardiac insufficiency, a barely legal ged candidate jacking him off is probably not doctor recommended. but what a way for a president to die: crying out in ecstasy the name of your favorite island gurl.
pretty sure my late brother's rescue dog had it. he liked to bite my pant legs, & bit my brother's health aides at least twice.
at least start an onlyfans. build your kids college fund with joi videos & extreme insertions.
don't criminalize parenting, antinatalist!
nocturnal gary.
gary breakers.
the social gary.
blades of gary.
the latest film from robert eggers & willem dafoe.
almost gary.
bend it like gary.
stranger than gary.
state of gary.
harold & gary go to white castle.
chris ryan might be down for a heat/being john malkovich mashup centering on gary sinise.
he confused being a (putatively) straight flamer with his house being in flames.
but left the service to be a pickup artist.
tim dolan ain't never going to be pope. maybe he'd convert to coe?
or, they're looking for a qualified prelate who is the english football table equivalent of pope comiskey.
lincoln *****casarez*****?
going to buy barron a second or third flight slovenian football team that he can own & play for.
he looks chastened, like he just got verbally abused by jonah keri.
come to south 27th street/hwy 241 in milwaukee. stop at the big hat arbys on the way to the airport or on the border gentlemen's club.
more dead italians that time, though.
he's going to retroactively give the 2013 miss universe title to the transwoman competitor, & give her a ceremonial commission in the army, then mandate that at least 2% of the 7 branches (army, navy, air force, marines, coast guard, space force, public health service) be trans/nonbinary/queer.
maybe he'll collapse from pneumonia on 9/11, like hillary, to bring this full circle.
is this a safe space to say tom hanks dying from the 'vid in march/april 2020 would have changed the world's, but especially the us's, response? instead, the guy who cowrote the title track for that thing you do died, & that was too removed from the topline to matter.
even year magic (giants) & cardinals devil magic are the only forces that for sure can defeat math in baseball. well, those, & canadian provincial criminal court, which sentenced silver's baseballprospectus homie jonah keri to 10-20 years for marital battery.
it wasn't the polling numbers that nate silver got right intentionally that won it for obama & got silver a book deal & better contract from abc/espn, it was the population numbers that drove that polling switch.
in the obama era, & obviously more into trump era, we went from a voting body whose strongest soldiers predicated their existence on service to a government which served them, to a voting body whose genjones & x replacement for ww2 generation demand satisfaction.
of reaganomic tax regression. ged having & high school diploma'd mechanics & nurse aides in eastern oregon, iowa, milwaukee exurbs, ohio, & methy center of keystone state are voting their monster energy drinks & wwe payperviews, not civilian conservation corps projects or rural electrification.
but instant gratification & vengeance, rooted in reduced impulse control caused by leaded gasoline exposure. that changed the states in play in a presidential election as much as lbj signing away white privilege. retirees in florida are no longer grateful fdr heads but instead beneficiaries...
but by 2004, & definitely by 12, they were not dominant voting bloc, even as their 65+ age cohort is always most frequent voter. instead, boomers, but particularly the genjones half of that lot, & genx were becoming the pivotal electoral group. & they voted not for rooseveltian redistribution...
those voters, like my grandfather (never voted republican in his life) & to lesser extent my grandmother (the rare kennedy --> goldwater voter not from the deep south), were democrats because fdr saved them from great depression. their loyalty, while not total, almost as strong as genx for trump.
but, looking back, what i think got silver the most polling cred on election nite 2008 wasn't calling indiana & nc correct for obama, but ne-2. & while the math might be legit, i think the bigger story is the biggest electorate shift since the 1964 civil rights act: the ww2 generation dying.
much like rogan being an early ufc adopter, silver got on the baseball advanced stats track earlier than most. from that, he earned a deserved check, & an undeserved sense that he's a step or a thousand ahead of the proles on pretty much everything else besides baseball.
kevin drum finally succumbed to cancer at the exact right time. his waymo & ai taeks over the past ten years were already too much, but i think his & his sensible republican panera lunch friend's taeks on the occupation of los angeles & dc would have give me another aneurysm.
the management at cnn is too busy watching gutfeld! at that hour to know what's happening on their own network.
could the two americas be having a moment?
theonion ain't much better at recognizing the contrasts between the gop & democrat party.
genx who always preferred superchunk & neutral milk hotel.
we should all go on her husband's allfruit diet.
by meghan mc cardle
virginia holding out for us bare titty enjoyers.
chatterton & friedersdork are the new key & peele.
looks like chuck klosterman with a chromosomal abnormality.
given the overlap of bothsidesing& polymarket among pundits, gamblers anonymous might do.
it's the odb. youtu.be/wO6j7bGsH2g?...
this was him in his late 50s/early 60s. so, it's obvious why he's never thrown out the first pitch at nats park as president.
gop will definitely move to replace juneteenth as federal holiday with trump's burthday.
they'll just eliminate it like they eliminated the ombuds.
oysters fetterman are what i call my heart medicine.
at dan osborne & evan mc mullin ran expressly as independents. sanders, sinema, gabbard, fetterman, this guy... not so much.
hawai'i has recently had a run of jewish pols. both parties. linda lingle, governor. schatz. josh green. www.civilbeat.org/2016/07/juda...
you're just jealous that asawin is a greater asian than you. (as known from his wedding tchotchkes.)
check the cushions in edward snowden's couch.
aaron burr was great. except for the whole killing a guy piece.
leave sum41 & arcade fire out of this!