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@aliashandler.bsky.social

created July 1, 2023

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Profile picture CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted

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3/9/2025, 1:33:11 PM | 176 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chloé Stawski (@chlowski.bsky.social) reposted

sword witch

Color piece, drawing of a witch floating in the night sky, surrounded by glowing purple/pink swords she just summoned, a real giant rapier hovering next to her, her long curly hair almost wrapped around its blade She has roses and thorns tattooed on her right upper arm, glowing magical patterns on the left one, a white tank top, skirt, tight with floral patterns, no shoes, and a fierce expression on her face Pink moon and purple clouds in the background
2/9/2025, 7:57:48 PM | 3586 1168 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) reposted

Schumer has a candidate challenging Susan Collins who now polls 16 points ahead of her, but AIPAC doesn't like him. So he's trying to recruit a former governor who is even older than Schumer is. Schumer isn't a leader for the Democratic party, he's a putz who gets everything instinctively wrong.

3/9/2025, 1:33:47 PM | 13 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

“.. Quite a hot mic moment on CCTV in Beijing today as Putin and Xi, both 72 years old, are caught casually talking about living to 150 and maybe forever thanks to organ transplants. (As picked up by Bloomberg.)” (via @yarotrof.bsky.social)

3/9/2025, 1:34:28 PM | 275 110 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Burmila (@edburmila.bsky.social) reposted

You gotta like the trajectory of a country for which two consecutive presidents necessitate occasional public "He ISN'T dead, but he IS senile!" performances.

2/9/2025, 7:56:03 PM | 368 61 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Streetsblog NYC (@nyc.streetsblog.org) reposted

"I sometimes don’t like riding my bike because the cars make it hard to ride places by myself. But with Summer Streets, I got a chance to do just that in the street. It’s nice, with all the biking," writes nine-year-old Julian M. from Morningside Heights.

3/9/2025, 1:35:01 PM | 26 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture priscilla page (@priscillapage.bsky.social) reposted

once again tapping the sign

3/9/2025, 1:27:55 AM | 5602 1311 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Foxes In Love (@foxes-in-love.bsky.social) reposted

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wearing a fancy tie, and Blue is turning to look at him, blushing and clearly flustered. Blue: You look so nice when you're all dressed up. Green: Should I get dressed up more often? They kiss. Blue: No, then it wouldn't be special.
3/9/2025, 11:55:24 AM | 1909 331 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louis Nelson 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 (@anelson1818.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Thinking bluesky in 2025 is built on ‘tent shrinking’ and not on, oh I don’t know- running for cover during an unprecedented mask-off authoritarian takeover of a developed democracy is hilarious levels of bad faith interpretation.

2/9/2025, 4:12:06 PM | 48 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Thomason (@seanthomason.bsky.social) reposted

Every weekend should be a long weekend where we have reason to hope someone terrible who’s ruining everything might die.

2/9/2025, 11:59:38 PM | 106 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pookleblinky (@pookleblinky.bsky.social) reposted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf8r... He makes a Victorian bread that is flavored with ginger, the recipe called for *2 ounces*, about 50g or half a cup, of powdered ginger in it. A shocking amount of ginger.

2/9/2025, 11:59:15 PM | 25 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Vladeck (@stevevladeck.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I think Illinois can and should sue Texas in the Supreme Court’s original jurisdiction and seek a preliminary injunction against the use of any un-federalized Texas National Guard troops in Illinois.

2/9/2025, 10:55:20 PM | 1056 244 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Hobbes (@michaelhobbes.bsky.social) reposted

40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.

2/9/2025, 11:20:05 PM | 5737 1640 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted

I think society really fell when people started to pretend posting was work instead of what lazy people did

2/9/2025, 9:50:44 PM | 1587 121 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) reposted

Illinois Gov. Pritzker ahead of Trump National Guard deployment: "To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbours. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence. Be loud for America."

2/9/2025, 8:22:17 PM | 9505 3134 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Zimmer (@thomaszimmer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Again, the key divide within the Democratic party does not map onto a left/right axis: It is between those who want to fight back forcefully, like Pritzker, and those who can’t/won’t shake the impulse to accommodate, appease, and uphold “normalcy.”

2/9/2025, 9:23:59 PM | 1708 354 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chicken Puppet (@chickenpuppet.online) reposted

I wonder what the reaction would be if Illinois said they'd shoot any national guardsmen that would try to come in. Probably would be a bigger deal than if Texas said it and the reaction wouldn't be to just say "okay, you win"

2/9/2025, 9:13:26 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture daniel sieradski (@self.agency) reposted

we are in a lawless, fascist uprising with multiple constitutional crises taking place simultaneously and this motherfucker is STILL talking about finding common ground and cooperating

2/9/2025, 9:12:33 PM | 666 162 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Miles Schlong (@tedcruznipples.com) reposted

I preferred it when he was shitting his pants and dying a miserable, painful death which would then be followed by an unforgiving, agonizing eternity in the deepest bowels of Hell

2/9/2025, 9:00:56 PM | 76 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

Nice to see Pritzker act like the problem with an armed invasion of Chicago violating people’s rights based on lies is that it’s armed invasion of Chicago violently violating people’s rights based on lies, rather than saying the problem with an armed invasion is a gallon of milk costs 25 cents more.

2/9/2025, 9:05:56 PM | 436 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

Pritzker: "He has no idea what's he's talking about. There is no emergency that warrants deployment of troops. He is insulting the people of Chicago by calling our home a hellhole, and anyone that takes his word at face value is insulting Chicagoans too."

2/9/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 14799 3621 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted

for fuck's sake he is invading our cities. why the fuck do you keep talking about finding common ground?! he wants to kill us!

2/9/2025, 9:01:50 PM | 180 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

WHY ARE WE INVADING OUR OWN CITIES

2/9/2025, 9:00:49 PM | 192 51 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dana Houle (@danahoule.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re a Texan you need to protest _in Texas_. Your governor is using your people to commit a hostile act against the people of Illinois. Are you OK with that? Are you?

2/9/2025, 8:54:52 PM | 43 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture jeff computers (@helldude.bsky.social) reposted

be loud for america is probably one of the most cogent things a dem politician has said in recent years

2/9/2025, 8:53:54 PM | 2031 407 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Singal Vapes Piss (@mumbly-joe.bsky.social) reposted

Hot (civil war) Take: Pritzker should call up the IL national guard to protect Illinois residents and repel an unlawful military incursion into his state, all while explicitly countermanding any federal orders directed "through" the governor's office.

2/9/2025, 8:53:09 PM | 57 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture elias isquith (@eliasisquith.blog) reposted

Pritzker is doing two things here that are smart. One, he's describing this forcefully and unapologetically and in his own terms, not adopting the Admin/media frame. Two, he's making clear that he will blame the Admin for any violence or disorder sparked by their invasion of his state.

2/9/2025, 8:20:29 PM | 2500 631 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Peter Sterne (@petersterne.com) reposted

If the Texas National Guard is deployed to Chicago against the wishes of the Illinois state government, that's at least a low-grade civil war, right?

2/9/2025, 8:54:29 PM | 35 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted

the democratic party's bias to normalcy is gonna kill us off. the gop is literally talking about a military junta and the democratic leader is operating like he can just cut a deal with republicans like its normal times.

2/9/2025, 7:37:20 PM | 2044 449 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Heather Cherone (@heathercherone.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Pritzker: "Unidentifiable agents in unmarked vehicles with masks are planning to raid Latino communities and say they're targeting violent criminals."

2/9/2025, 8:15:18 PM | 2245 461 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lawrence Hurley (@lawrencehurley.bsky.social) reposted

It does bear repeating that if Obama had, say, sent the Illinois National Guard to Texas, Republicans would have had a massive meltdown.

2/9/2025, 8:52:23 PM | 102 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:

2/9/2025, 6:47:23 PM | 5704 1772 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Gilmore (@gilmored85.bsky.social) reposted

If Joe Biden had a now near constant hand bruise--likely from some sort of regular IV--gave the press a flimsy excuse of it being "aspirin therapy" and from "shaking too many hands," and regular tried to hide it with makeup, I'm not sure the news media would be covering anything else.

2/9/2025, 7:21:48 PM | 837 182 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s the stuff of nightmares. In humans it’s a 100% fatality rate once symptoms begin. Videos of people with it are worse than any horror movie I’ve ever seen.

2/9/2025, 7:16:56 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sunny Moraine (@dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social) reposted

Again, like… These fucking people need to be forced to watch an animal dying of rabies. They need to understand what an absolutely demonic virus this is, it is indescribably horrible, I’m a fucking horror writer and I have a hard time even thinking about it for too long

2/9/2025, 7:10:58 PM | 314 78 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s like playing the lottery. I know I’m not going to win. But I can dream about it a bit in the meantime. At least eventually this will come to fruition.

2/9/2025, 7:15:48 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social)

The most weaksauce leader in our lifetime. Absolutely no juice, no courage, no guts, nothing but Washington nonsense.

2/9/2025, 7:14:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Noam Law-msky (@noamlaw.bsky.social) reposted

funny how this logic is not applied to anything else the Administration deems an existential threat, like the millions of immigrants who have never committed a crime

2/9/2025, 7:11:23 PM | 73 21 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Astr0z0mbreez (@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social) reposted

Cutting down on the amount of marijuana I smoke I’ve really proved to myself I don’t even need to be high to do stupid shit

2/9/2025, 3:01:48 PM | 103 33 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline.com) reposted

This should be getting far more attention from the media, and it should be investigated as a hate crime. A 14-year-old Black teen was targeted, beaten, and dehumanized with racial slurs by white teens while people stood around cheering. 1/4

1/9/2025, 8:10:49 PM | 8261 5203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anjali Dayal (@anjalikdayal.bsky.social) reposted

again we’re seeing how the glide path toward authoritarian overreach here is disrupted by regular people than by big institutions or the powerful people who run them

2/9/2025, 5:00:34 PM | 1723 337 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted

well, at least we know it's the real Trump

2/9/2025, 7:07:00 PM | 109 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Screamer Jim (@screamerjim.bsky.social) reposted

“Space Command is moving to Alabama” is actually right in the sweet spot of “Not meaningful enough to warrant a public appearance” that I’m actually now convinced something’s up

2/9/2025, 3:28:29 PM | 311 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Walter (RIP) (@nedzeppelin.bsky.social) reposted

He’s moving space force to distract us from the fact that he’s dead

2/9/2025, 7:02:24 PM | 335 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

it would be funny if he was actually fine all weekend and then had a stroke at 1:30 today

2/9/2025, 6:45:56 PM | 697 45 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joseph Fink (@planetoffinks.bsky.social) reposted

for those not following, the "I'm definitely alive" press conference has been delayed three times and there has yet to be a single live shot of the room

2/9/2025, 6:44:52 PM | 178 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture William Shakespeare (@shakespeare.lol) reposted

Give not this rotten orange to your friend

2/9/2025, 6:46:00 PM | 364 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chicken Puppet (@chickenpuppet.online) reposted

You shouldn't be allowed to charge for parking at any large event that doesn't have public transportation access

2/9/2025, 6:44:26 PM | 46 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

Not a lot of people know this, but it’s actually Peak Performance for a President when the country is constantly spectating if you’re dead and/or a pedophile.

2/9/2025, 6:45:06 PM | 1304 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Schuster (@mcs212.bsky.social) reposted

Simpsons technical difficulties screen - dog pulled cord
2/9/2025, 6:43:30 PM | 17 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 (@falconryfinance.bsky.social) reposted

If he's not out by 2:15 nobody has to pay taxes today

2/9/2025, 6:42:30 PM | 191 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) reposted

Trump is now more than 35 minutes late

2/9/2025, 6:36:52 PM | 2095 217 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social) reposted

It's so weird how Greenwald and Nate Silver and the like—who aren't even here—keep insisting that Bluesky is pro-DNC, when I've yet to see anyone here ever say anything nice about the DNC at all. Also, evaporating? Lol. Bluesky now sends WAY more traffic to @techdirt.com than Twitter *ever* did.

2/9/2025, 4:39:31 PM | 4875 574 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kotzer, (@zaaack.bsky.social) reposted

[pressing the button that ejects a new trump from a cylinder of glowing green goo] "mr president please count to ten" "the truck and the honks i just love when they go down the road so fast i don't believe it" [whispering to the other scientist] "he's perfect"

30/8/2025, 3:38:41 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Iron Chef Bot (@ironchefbot.bsky.social) reposted

Frame #28800 from S02 -E02 - Fatty Tuna-627705
2/9/2025, 4:30:11 PM | 50 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

listening to Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumors' front to back for the first time in forever and realizing it's like a season of the X Files- evenly split between Lore and Monster of the Week songs

2/9/2025, 4:29:52 PM | 213 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 (@josephpolitano.bsky.social) reposted

US factory construction continues steadily declining as CHIPS & IRA projects either complete or cancel—in official data released today, overall US manufacturing construction activity is down 7% compared to last year & electronics/electrical manufacturing construction is down 14%

a graph of US manufacturing construction spending, which rises from roughly $75B per year in 2022 to roughly $240B in late 2024 before declining to $220B
2/9/2025, 4:19:19 PM | 896 303 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

Yes Bluesky is famously welcoming to DNC influencers

2/9/2025, 4:30:49 PM | 743 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jay Peters (@jaypeters.net) reposted

Personal news: I’m now a Senior Reporter at The Verge! Excited to keep writing about tech, video games, and everything else that I’m fortunate to work on with all of my fantastic colleagues.

2/9/2025, 1:28:51 PM | 306 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wilf (@friendlykitties.bsky.social) reposted

president trump stuns in new photo

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2/9/2025, 1:29:00 PM | 42 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ray Beckerman (@raybeckerman.bsky.social) reposted

Bill de Blasio: Why I am endorsing Zohran Mamdani www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/02/b...

2/9/2025, 12:57:34 PM | 195 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) reposted

at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!

2/9/2025, 1:49:49 AM | 3425 558 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WX Alert Mashup (@wx-mashup.bsky.social) reposted

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PADUCAH, KENTUCKY has issued a COLLAPSED LEATHER '87 until 2:50 AM... #WXsky

2/9/2025, 11:31:08 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture actioncookbook (@actioncookbook.com) reposted

I know this is killjoy behavior but every post I see speculating on the imminent death of a certain public figure feels exactly the same as all the times we breathlessly waited for Robert Mueller or the 25th amendment or whatever to save us last time it is not happening

2/9/2025, 12:53:55 AM | 302 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching

2/9/2025, 12:17:44 AM | 2068 324 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

Trump asking his staff to bring him his phone, he wants to post something

The monolith from the end of 2001
2/9/2025, 12:17:05 AM | 228 19 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dutch Panderin (@dutchpanderin.bsky.social) reposted

Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing

1/9/2025, 5:24:08 PM | 2954 900 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tyler, from the Internet (@tylerjameshill.com) reposted

And now it's September??

2/9/2025, 12:08:56 AM | 57 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social) reposted

A screenshot of a post on X. It's a double quote tweet. The original post is a photo of bacon in a frying pan and the caption says,
1/9/2025, 11:16:00 PM | 42794 5019 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mackenna goodrich (@macknaw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

bill clinton being the same age as Donald Trump really made me enter the void earlier

1/9/2025, 9:38:46 PM | 262 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pope of Spooky Town (@popeofchilitown.bsky.social) reposted

1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see

1/9/2025, 10:06:37 PM | 1550 298 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein.bsky.social) reposted

lol

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2/9/2025, 12:00:16 AM | 1200 85 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

Vaxxed?

1/9/2025, 11:30:09 PM | 3425 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Max Berger (@maxberger.bsky.social) reposted

It does not seem good that a sizable portion of the political and media elite would rather cook their brains on a white nationalist website than have to engage with criticism from the left.

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1/9/2025, 11:41:30 PM | 1441 158 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CrazyMyra (@outonthemoors.bsky.social) reposted

Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Emergency Services

1/9/2025, 5:48:45 AM | 136 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WX Alert Mashup (@wx-mashup.bsky.social) reposted

...THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN SPOKANE, WASHINGTON has issued an AUTUMN mPING REPORT WITH A CREAMY CENTER until 5:20 AM... #WXsky

1/9/2025, 11:26:30 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

free Dem slogan idea: "50 for 50 hospital plan" - plan to construct 50 new, state of the art hospitals, one in all 50 states, to help make up for the hospitals Trump is closing that can't be reopened

1/9/2025, 10:53:57 PM | 658 81 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CRIMINAL SIMPSONS (@criminalsimpsons.com) reposted

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1/9/2025, 11:12:12 PM | 800 170 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Razzball (@razzball.bsky.social) reposted

RFK Jr walking into Walter Reed: “I hear the President is overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation.” JOE ROGAN: “he needs ivermectin!”

1/9/2025, 11:12:33 PM | 591 74 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted

you stop it right now; he is none of these things

Nate Silver • Entertainment Hot
1/9/2025, 11:11:03 PM | 162 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social) reply parent

It shows on Apple Maps for me

Walter reed road closures
1/9/2025, 11:12:35 PM | 79 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Michael Stipe (@michaelstipe.bsky.social) reposted

I can

I can
30/8/2025, 5:14:21 PM | 15026 3624 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mtsw (@mtsw.bsky.social) reposted

Its impossible to know what is happening exactly with Missing Trump but a reasonable interpretation of the available info is he had a stroke or mini stroke and is slurring his speech and doesn't want to be seen in public in that condition.

1/9/2025, 9:59:59 PM | 1051 86 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to zoom in a bit or it doesn’t show the road closures. Which is why some people aren’t seeing it probably

1/9/2025, 11:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture AliasHandler (@aliashandler.bsky.social) reply parent

Confirmed it’s showing on Apple Maps for me

Maps showing Walter reed road closures
1/9/2025, 11:08:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing is stopping you from putting a stuffed olive toothpick skewer through your sandwich half. It's not just for cartoons, it can be real, it can happen to you.

Stuffed olive and cherry tomato on toothpick skewering some bread
28/8/2025, 1:12:58 AM | 444 79 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture darlinghamburger.bsky.social (@darlinghamburger.bsky.social) reposted

Hi, what the fuck is going on at Walter Reed?

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1/9/2025, 10:35:13 PM | 1026 205 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.

1/9/2025, 8:57:17 PM | 3046 145 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

"Blueskyism" helped make The Onion one of the largest newspapers in the world in less than a year. If we had spent all of our time on Twitter, we'd be poorer, dumber and terminally ill with internet poisoning. He's just angry he's wasting away over there in a nazi agnostic lane that doesn't exist.

1/9/2025, 8:51:37 PM | 14895 2077 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent

Somehow our diseased information environment has produced the net outcome that *the pandemic is considered a political problem for Dems*, not the party that lied about it & got people killed at every juncture. The party that tried, but not perfectly, to save lives, is being forced to apologize.

1/9/2025, 7:25:05 PM | 1335 224 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) reposted

COVID was Dems' fault because they acknowledged it. Any societal disruption could've been avoided if only we pretended. First time US media and voting public didn't hold the president responsible for a bad thing on his watch. Even as he messed it up on live TV. Nothing I can think of comes close.

1/9/2025, 8:42:18 PM | 2240 389 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) reposted

how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW

1/9/2025, 6:19:41 PM | 4735 604 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce.com) reposted

hello my name is Doctor Statistics, I have a mathematical proposal for winning elections and it involves subtracting part of my coalition

1/9/2025, 7:47:28 PM | 251 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) reposted

happy labor day

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.
1/9/2025, 3:09:48 PM | 5032 821 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kit Connolly (@kitforkat.com) reposted

I have to fill out attach a separate form to my passport application to try to get it updated to my legal name and gender. And this form is only for the hold from a court decision in the last few months. Why are Democrats letting Republicans steer the conversation away from my right to travel?

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Profile picture eva (^_^)/ (@eva.computer) reposted

i changed my mind we must never retvrn to tradition

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Profile picture Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted

My kid lost half a year when she was learning to read and write but she's doing amazing now and my godson was a freshman who lost half a year of HS and now he's loving life in college. Kids are risilient. Their whiny parents aren't.

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Profile picture Phineas (@phineas.bsky.social) reposted

'Sorry sir you were meant to be assigned a spot in AI Alley which is in one of the dumpsters behind the convention center.'

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