Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
disappointing to not wake up to any big news. good news is the timeline is quality.
grey county | comms professional, trivia amateur | he/him
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disappointing to not wake up to any big news. good news is the timeline is quality.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
so so so dumb. this season has been such a treat. zero reason to be booing this club.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
booing the jays right now tho is absurd. baseball is a dumb sport and dumb things happen like tonight. stupid entitled fanbase.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
perhaps going with a six man rotation and not having any of the starters go six plus innings is a recipe for a wrecked bullpen
Matt Ufford (@mattufford.bsky.social) reposted
a word of warning to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce: weddings can get EXPENSIVE, fast. be sure to leave enough in the account for your monthly expenses
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
who the hell is ben collins, mr onion??
Jess Calarco (@jessicacalarco.com) reposted
Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats. Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
same. can't say i recognize a single player in the marlins lineup, but he looks great.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this podcast, even episodes for movies I’ve never seen! Has 100% inspired me to watch movies I never would have checked out otherwise. 10/10 for Lizzie & Chris
derek 🔒 (@websitehomepage.bsky.social) reposted
Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
tottenham are good again
Patrick Monahan (@pattymo.com) reposted
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
if you've been a 'long suffering' fan, you've had at least two championships with the pistons and white sox tho. the wizards have been worse than detroit without any championships this century. same with the rockies vs white sox. doesn't make sense.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
please go back under the rock you crawled out from. no one needs to hear from gregg zaun in 2025
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
battleship
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
a post about rocks and not even curling content! enjoy your time on the great(est) lake
Mary Kenney (@marykgames.com) reposted
it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught
Cooperstreaming ♿️ (@cooperstreaming.bsky.social) reposted
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills: "Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
and no varsho, either! surely a team should be better with those guys than Myles Straw and Joey Loperfido, but why take the risk
Karen K. Ho (@karenho.bsky.social) reposted
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
found out my husband was cheating on me a garth brooks concert. i saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
imagine finding out your husband was cheating on you at a weezer concert?? Say It Ain’t So
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
the coldplay video is absolutely fantastic, especially because it turns out it IS an affair. but we don't really need to know the names and linkedin profiles of the ceo and hr manager of some random company who were sleeping with each other.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
maurene was cookin with gas
Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) reposted
coldplay deserves the same national image rehabilitation project we undertook for linkin park and nickelback. everything they put out past their first three albums or so wasn't really my bag but they're a good band
Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
William B. Fuckley (@opinionhaver.bsky.social) reposted
Really was one of the dumbest and most harmful things possible for “virtue signaling” to become some kind of epithet. Sending externally visible signals that you are engaging in pro-social behavior is normal, natural, and good, it’s how society works. Other people can’t read your fucking mind.
Patrick Cosmos (@veryimportant.lawyer) reposted
What the Popeyes person sees for ten minutes straight while I wait for spicy
Andrew Kurjata (@akurjata.ca) reposted
I spit out my drink infotel.ca/newsitem/mam...
Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted
sorry i never replied to your email. i didn’t want to and then i forgot.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
i was once the #1 HQ trivia player in the world. made over a thousand bucks on there!
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
i personally would not be picking a fight with a reacher-sized former NHL enforcer on a golf course in alberta, but some people have different priorities.
Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted
Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
Gimenez to the IL, they want a reliever up to take some stress off the pen for a day or two?
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
me watching episode 1 of america's sweethearts: what gives neil mccoy and this weatherman the right to be judges? what do they even know? me watching episode 2: this is embarrassing, why wouldn't the girls pratice and know the thunderstruck dance before showing up?
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
please stop showing the haliburton injury
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
pascal siakam rules
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
went to mallorca for a couple days on our honeymoon. turns out we booked a hotel in the part popular with german tourists. never seen people that drunk at 9 in the morning.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
oh man. the whole time i was thinking ‘that’s gonna be close to the hole, that’s gonna be an easy tap in to finish it off’ but then holy shit what a putt
Alex G (@alexiterick.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
got IDed buying a bottle of wine today. that felt good
Valerie (@beezygrey.bsky.social) reposted
Now THIS is trans allyship! I have never once regretted my fandom of Katie Nolan 💜
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
how else would we know Megan 2.0 and lilo & stitch are now in theatres!?
Your pissed off grandma (@anomaly100.bsky.social) reposted
Worker to ICE agent at a workplace raid: “And here’s my bag of f*cks.”
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
with the price of berries and how much my 15-month-old eats, we might actually be saving money when he starts daycare next week
CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted
We are once again at the point where Teen Vogue is more useful than CNN, hell maybe we always were
Nathan Kalman-Lamb (@nkalamb.bsky.social) reposted
Pep Guardiola: “It's so painful what we see in Gaza. It hurts my whole body… Maybe we think that we see the boys and girls of 4 yo being killed by the bomb, it's not our business… Sorry, but I see my kids. When I see every morning since the nightmare started the infants in Gaza, and I'm so scared."
Sarah T Roberts, PhD (@ubiquity75.xyz) reposted
The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?
Anna Hughes 🍁 (@annaghughes.bsky.social) reposted
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read
Coach Finstock (@coachfinstock.bsky.social) reposted
Enjoy 90 seconds of Xavier Legette at a hockey game. Best thing I've seen today. From B/R
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
it'd be an airrrrrr to ever get rid of him
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
i hate learning anything about this but i'm also glad the worst people in society can be a mess.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
it's out on the switch tho
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
worst ice cream ever
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
gives me the same feeling as the injury crisis. was it a result of angeball tactics, or was it just the congested schedule and no real breaks for players that ran everyone into the ground with a sprinkle of extra bad luck? who knows! i like the vibes ange brings and i'll always root for the guy.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
just hammering the like button on anything tottenham related tonight. love my spursy boys.
Cartilage Free Captain (@cartilagefree.bsky.social) reposted
"I ALWAYS WIN SOMETHING IN MY SECOND YEAR" --ANGE POSTECOGLOU
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
'if you let me buy the dodgers, i will be rich, and then i can pay you back' hell of an argument!!
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
great thread! i got to work with dairy farmers last year who provided tours to educate the public. when going through the milking barn, they clearly directed everyone to stay in the middle of the aisle and out of 'the splash zone' if they didn't want to end up covered in shit. cows, not clean!
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
i feel like this is how it used to work for french-canadians and it's why montreal used to be so dominant
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
on pace to get outshot 60-0. solid start in toronto
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
fascinated to find out how the leafs can break a fanbase's spirit in new and exciting ways tonight
Alex Kirshner (@alexkirshner.com) reposted
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
Chris Kluwe (@chriswarcraft.bsky.social) reposted
There is no hell deep enough to contain the people involved with this
We're just normal men (@wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social) reposted
We’re just innocent men
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
ms. rachel rules
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
as a public servant, if we get gifted anything worth more than $10, we're expected to either turn it down or immediately donate it to a local not-for-profit. but hey a billion dollar jet is no prob
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
Back to back dingers from Robert Deniro and Liev Schreiber in the area of Hollywood tough guys shrugging their shoulders going “yeah why wouldn’t I love my child?”
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Represents 1.3 million workers in the US, Canada and Puerto Rico’ What exactly do they expect will happen to their Canadian members if this goes through?
Sam Halpert (@samhalpert.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
B, B, A. Glove save is more aesthetically appealing than a sprawling kick save, but the kick save has the wow factor and is more sick.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
Connor Hellebuyck is going to let in the softest goal in the world to lose this series. Jesse Pollock will cry, hockey fans everywhere will rejoice.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
wheel of fortune is the 7 pm warmup for the real stuff (jeopardy) at 7:30 anything earlier is perverse
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
The average American has three friends
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t share political news from legitimate organizations on Facebook, but people can certainly still share wild conspiracy videos
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
I truly hope it was an employee because I would hate to be the person who had to admit being there back to back
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
immediate texts in the group chat: 'if you went to danny's, you deserve what you got' 'measles isn't the worst thing somebody's caught there'
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
you’re getting it all wrong! They’re the ones that ‘deserve’ the support, it should be cut for everyone else, but they’re special and should still get it.
Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) reposted
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
i am full of dread and expecting the worst for canada this evening. i hope i'm proven wrong but ugh.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
sens have the leafs right where they want em. on track to do the funniest thing.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
we deserve this, as a treat
Sports Media LGBT+ (@sportsmedialgbt.com) reposted
📸 Kerstin Casparij on Instagram, on her goal celeb in support of trans rights: “My goal today was dedicated to all my trans siblings… You have all been on my mind and in my heart, you deserve so much more than what this government & society is giving you... 🫶🏽🏳️⚧️” 👉 www.instagram.com/p/DIrXkd8Ig9J
Petty Lobster 🦂🏳️⚧️ (@pettylobster.bsky.social) reposted
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
Alex Sauerbrunn (@birdsbyalex.bsky.social) reposted
Few birds rock the masked bandit look quite like the Common Yellowthroat. #birds #bird #nature #wildlife #photography
Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible.bsky.social) reposted
"say what you like about her, but the Harry Potter books were a big part of my childhood" who gives a shit you're grown now
Brendel (@brendelbored.bsky.social) reposted
If there’s one thing I could change about things it’s all the evil stuff but also, and connected to it, is how often I have to hear about a rich guys sperm
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) reposted
Pretty much everything this guy does that isn’t currently a crime needs to become a crime
the Mountain Goats (@themountaingoats.bsky.social) reposted
if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
well i hope no one in canada ever purchases a honda again
It's The Weekend 😌 (@craigweekend.bsky.social) reposted
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
if my grandmother had two wheels she'd be a bicycle
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social) reply parent
I assume the levels of trade between America/USSR prior to the Cold War were nowhere near the levels of US/China
Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social) reposted
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
Allan G (@allang.bsky.social)
it is mind-boggling that he still doesn't understand that tariffs are paid by americans on imported products. the money 'pouring in' is being poured by americans!!!!