Silver Shamrock Novelties (Official)
@allanhowls.bsky.social
Purveyors of fine masks and novelties. Be sure to watch our commercial!
created August 26, 2023
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My horror essentials (part 1, more if people like it) Psycho (1960) Night of the Living Dead (1968) The Exorcist (1973) Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Black Christmas (1974)
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Any particular themes, subgenres, or decades?
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I am a big fan of the Terrifier trilogy. It’s VERY gory and leans more toward black comedy as the franchise progresses
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I have a name, you know…
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I have a massive crush on someone, but it’s long distance and one sided so fml, I guess.
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It has absolutely killed my joy as a lifelong Marvel fan who only plays on Arena. I’ll be skipping this set
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Sort out the Marvel/Arena crap. It’s making me cry.
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Bi-der Man
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People need to have something worth reading
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I can accept that I’ll be rejected, but why are they always cruel doing it?
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You’ve got a real…soapbox, huh? 😉
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French Mystique 2U Enchantment 0, Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush, Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push: Voila!
Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) reposted
its been like a week since we found out meta was encouraging sexual discussions between its chatbot and children and now we learn openai encouraged and helped plan suicide and no one is doing anything about it
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I’m sorry
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I guess they’re a friend when they need something
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Yet another talk where the takeaway is “I’m sorry, you’re just too much to be your friend”
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Please let it be tonight
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I am a monster I committed the unforgivable crime of being old, fat, and ugly. And the world will not let me forget.
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Ok, seriously: How are you supposed to like yourself when nobody else irl ever has? What are you supposed to anchor onto when you were torn down your whole life? I’ve been spending years looking for an answer and I still can’t find one.
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Cincinnati
Alejandra Caraballo (@esqueer.net) reposted
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
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I need some recognition and encouragement, ngl. But asking for it feels needy as hell
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I’m struggling and don’t have anyone to talk to about it
Jyoti Mishra (@jyotimishra.bsky.social) reposted
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Anyone?
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People have very short memories
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Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
We take Snoop Dogg's criticism of Lightyear to heart. And yes, many studios are going too far. Some are even letting producers of hardcore pornography work in children's entertainment.
🎟️ Grindhouse Cinema Database ™ 🍿 (@gcdb.bsky.social) reposted
What Was Playing on The Deuce: August 24, 1982 #grindhouse #filmsky #nyc
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Aw, did you get called out for being awful? Did it hurt?
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Mugstery Science Theater 3000
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Show us your mugs!
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Eric Klug (@klugalters.bsky.social) reposted
Llanowarhol Elves.
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Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) reposted
Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.
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At an assumed average of 2.5 holes per person…
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Focus on the Family founder and psychol̶o̶g̶i̶s̶t̶ James Dobson. Dobson reached millions through his sadistic but lame Christian media empire. He also famously interviewed Ted Bundy, was the 2nd worst person in the room, and left disappointed that they didn't kiss.
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Says the transphobe appeaser
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Stop excusing transphobia, you absolute liar. Who else will you give up so your side can wield power at others’ expense? Black people? Jews? Gays and Lesbians?
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Human life doesn’t matter as much as “practical considerations” to you. You are not an ally. Repulsive
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You can still delete this. Nobody should give up their rights for your comfort. You are as culpable as any other bigot.
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It’s gonna be a beautiful day! The architect of my abuse is dead!
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I’m not feeling ok or safe in my own head
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I will gladly go on a quest for Ayara.
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#mentalhealth #cptsd #trauma
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🎶The fried ox is your friend… 🎵
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You have a podcast, which is infinitely worse. Sorry about your penis.
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So happy for you!
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Therapy works. I’m just still not sure what the endgame is
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Response to post.
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I’ve become an AI. I only exist online 😀
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Hi, I’m invisible!
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🐻⬇️
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Wannabe victim because nobody will tolerate you being an idiot
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Steph 🔜 Commander Sealed (@steelcitysteph.bsky.social) reposted
Now that I've played in my first cEDH event I feel incredibly qualified to tell you it's basically Munchkin.
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Then you can rest assured that, as with most things, the common people are wrong
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Though, I am going to call this now, one of the Lorwyn five will be in the set as a cute nod. As to whom...time will tell. Money on Garruk.
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Went to karaoke tonight. I only have value as the singing monkey. I still am alone every night. Nobody cares what happens to the old man when he’s not amusing you. This is why I’m done.
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It has a very specific meaning, not just enjoying sex in general. Basically, it’s extended edging until you dissociate. Just saying
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I just hate washing it
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For home cooking, mincing is rarely necessary. Just call it “rustic”
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Why is all relationship advice shitty and naive?
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That’s “Pyuma Man”
Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
In my heart, because of @MST3K and @rifftrax, I believe the best shared universe is the Riffed Cinematic Universe, where Birdemic and Manos and Time Chasers and Pumaman all exist in the same reality and man, I want to write the massive crossover graphic novel. #RCU forever.
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I thought I did a good job
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Have you ever seen someone so beautiful it just made you cry?
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You have no idea what I’d do for someone who said they had a crush on me
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“Shoot your shot. The worst they can say is no.” From experience, I assure you that’s a lie. “You’re too old to deserve love” and outright laughter are my two personal favorites…so far. But yeah, attractive person in a happy relationship, tell me how easy it is.
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Vivi, this is why nobody will let you inside them, sport.
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Spice8Rack (@spice8rack.bsky.social) reposted
The entire Al Jazeera crew for Gaza City was assassinated last night. Mohammed Al-Khalidi Mohammed Noufal Ibrahim Zaher Musab Al-Sharif Moamen Aliwa Mohammed Qreiqeh Israel did this to minimize reporting of their planned, criminal occupation. International intervention is now the minimum position.
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Too soon?
AnomAnom, Plague Doctor at Home (@anomanommtg.bsky.social) reposted
Hey friends. Remember, you arent a burden. Not for having feelings, not for needint help, not for being human. You are not a burden to those who care about you, and you never will be. It can be hard to remember that, that they cherish you, even at your lowest. I lovd you. I always will. Goodnight.
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AI is theft
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Sorry, shouldn’t have read it my therapy journal.
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“You’re making me horny and I don’t like it!” *stomps feet*
Scott Kersey, art fella (@scottkersey.bsky.social) reposted
Spider-Punk proxy Feel free to download, print, remix, whatever 🤘 No gods, no masters, no counterspells
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Farthest I've been: N: Quebec, QC, Canada E: Freeport, Maine S: Sydney, NSW, Australia W: Excluding Sydney, San Francisco, California
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It gets better, they said. Don’t give up hope, they said. Where’s the better? Where’s the hope?
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Felicia and Patton when?
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*yoink*
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Tristan Elwell (@tristanelwell.bsky.social) reposted
"God, what have you done? You're a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club"