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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social

☢️ Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

aug 4, 2025, 11:03 pm • 205 17

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One Steve To Rule Them All @slayerofunicorns.bsky.social

These are Republicans.... Did we ever actually land on the moon, or was it another liberal hoax?

aug 5, 2025, 6:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alan Hait 🏳️‍🌈🏝️🍞🇮🇱 @alanhait.bsky.social

I keep thinking of the ending of HAREDEVIL HARE

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aug 5, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
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Alex Crast @alexcrast.bsky.social

Now when someone makes a movie about terrorists taking over the nuclear reactor on the moon and threatening to blow up the moon if their demands aren't met you can't immediately dismiss it as being too unrealistic.

aug 5, 2025, 7:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Silver Shamrock Novelties (Official) @allanhowls.bsky.social

Felicia and Patton when?

aug 4, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 12:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Christopher (host) @tspoe.bsky.social

Exactly what I was thinking. He has obviously not watched much 70s sci-fi

aug 5, 2025, 1:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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dskaggs.bsky.social @dskaggs.bsky.social

What could go wrong

aug 4, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Drew Blanc @drew-white.bsky.social

I could believe Tor Johnson as a scientist with this bunch in charge

aug 5, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Jelena @jelenatf.bsky.social

*sigh*

aug 4, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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William W @wwulff.bsky.social

And then a CVS

aug 4, 2025, 11:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Moon Coral 🌙⚡ Pony Vtuber @mooncoral.bsky.social

Noted scientist.... was not present.

aug 4, 2025, 11:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Big Edith @bigedith.bsky.social

M0o0o0o0on Zer0o0o0o0oo0 B0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0m

aug 4, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Iron Mullet @theironmullet.bsky.social

These morons have no idea how nuclear energy works if they think they can put a plant on the moon.

aug 4, 2025, 11:08 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dinara Ermakova @ermakova.bsky.social

They do , and so does NASA. Nuclear on the Moon isn’t science fiction; it's smart engineering for environments where solar fails.

aug 5, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Geoffrey Hoytsman @courtjezter84.bsky.social

Yes, the international space station, famous for not having solar panels

aug 5, 2025, 1:14 pm • 14 0 • view
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Evan Waters @evanwaters.bsky.social

Okay so how do you get the nuclear material up there safely

aug 5, 2025, 1:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social

Follow-up question: how do you transport the energy it produces back here?

aug 5, 2025, 1:49 pm • 6 0 • view
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ThyGoddess @thygoddess.bsky.social

A really long extension cord, duh

aug 5, 2025, 3:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephen @tossingwaffles.bsky.social

Darpa just transmitted wireless energy using lasers with 20% efficiency. Twenty percent! (I'm being facetious and in agreement with you)

aug 5, 2025, 2:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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Evil Mastermind @evilmastermind.bsky.social

Oh god they're going to try actual orbital lasers to transmit the power! (Pretend I posted the Hans Moleman "you're certainly doing your job today, Mister Sun" gif here)

aug 5, 2025, 2:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stephen @tossingwaffles.bsky.social

I'm told they did make popcorn with the power transmitted in an homage to "Real Genius." Sooooooo

aug 5, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social

Were the space lasers Jewish?

aug 5, 2025, 2:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Cube @prototypecube.bsky.social

followup to the followup: how do you cool it

aug 5, 2025, 2:13 pm • 5 0 • view
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Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social

Yet another follow-up: who will be performing the space labor? My guess would be a lot of kidnapped ICE detainees, who our constitution still helpfully allows to be used as slaves if it's a 'punishment' for 'crimes'. Is lunar construction even possible? Send trafficking victims, to find out.

aug 5, 2025, 5:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ray Anselmo @rayanselmo.bsky.social

Solar never fails on the moon, dear.

aug 5, 2025, 1:30 pm • 7 0 • view
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Exatron @exatron.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 1:16 pm • 3 0 • view
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Thielavision @thielavision.bsky.social

I have questions, such as “Why?” “How?” and “Who?” As in, “Why would we want a nuclear plant on the moon?” “How in the fuck are we getting it there?” “Who is building and maintaining it?” Also, “How do we have money for this, but not public broadcasting or Medicare?”

aug 5, 2025, 1:41 pm • 6 0 • view
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Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social

There's also "what", as in "what the fuck is it even for?". We have no solid plans for colonization. No need for🔋that solar couldn't meet. There is nothing of known interest to mine for. Even for the obscenely wealthy, the commute from a moon mansion to Earth is too expensive & risky to be worth it.

aug 5, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Thielavision @thielavision.bsky.social

I thought that was part of the “why!” But yes, it makes no sense unless we’re building a moonbase. Which we aren’t.

aug 5, 2025, 7:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Thielavision @thielavision.bsky.social

I mean, I get that you would want it if you were building a lunar base, but considering that NASA has been gutted and Elon can’t seem to get it up (meaning rockets, of course I mean rockets), I don’t see it happening. Especially with a bunch of grifting, anti-science fools in charge.

aug 5, 2025, 1:48 pm • 5 0 • view
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Thielavision @thielavision.bsky.social

The science fiction is the notion that this bunch actually wants to further science, and not just throw former Medicare funds at some crony contractors for a project that will always be two weeks from an announcement.

aug 5, 2025, 1:51 pm • 5 1 • view
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Crab Wells @crabofdoom.bsky.social

wtf would it even power? Itself? Although "week in space capsule > moon landing > 8hr shift (no overtime) building nuclear power plant > week in space capsule > 5hrs sleep, one pitiful cafeteria meal > week in space capsule" seems like this admin's 'efficiency'.

aug 5, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
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Gregory @worldswerth.bsky.social

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3...

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@teodelanorte @teodelanorte.bsky.social

So the moon will have free energy.

aug 4, 2025, 11:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ugo’s chauffeur @jmargiolas.bsky.social

That’s why we need to cut SNAP and healthcare research. The moon needs energy now.

aug 4, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chicken Boo @chiknboo.bsky.social

This guy definitely spends all day just fucking around with his NASA Lego play set

aug 5, 2025, 1:37 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Fox @stephenfox.bsky.social

Not the best idea. Didn't he watch Space:1999?

aug 4, 2025, 11:07 pm • 4 0 • view
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crookjennie.bsky.social @crookjennie.bsky.social

Radar men from the moon?

aug 5, 2025, 12:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Stephen Winer @rowrbazzle.bsky.social

Don’t worry. Duffy’s got his crack team on the job.

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aug 5, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Jet Jaguar @checkthatout.bsky.social

Touch a button, something happens...

aug 5, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Crow T. Robot @rocknrollghost.bsky.social

...sometimes

aug 5, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
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1stladydi.bsky.social @1stladydi.bsky.social

Everyone Everywhere please find a way to stream "Space: 1999" starring Barbara Bain and Martin Landau (part of cast of OG Million Impossible tv series).

aug 7, 2025, 11:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Janet Hessert @possumcounty.bsky.social

Everybody - sing along with the extended version! youtu.be/BRefl9FBo7g?...

aug 5, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Kam Uraki @kamuraki.bsky.social

Quoting Coleman Francis, Frank? This administration is truly breaking us.

aug 4, 2025, 11:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Deep State 9 fka Will👨‍🦽 @willm0136.bsky.social

Whitey on the moon. Because DEI has been eliminated

aug 4, 2025, 11:12 pm • 6 0 • view
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wordscryer @wordscryer.bsky.social

Even the Monolith thinks it's a bad idea

aug 4, 2025, 11:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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Skanno @scanpipedreams.bsky.social

And interim guy is only there as a placeholder. Dont get too ambitious son.

aug 4, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view