Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
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Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, was very disappointing. I could forgive how disorganized and unprepared he was during the show, but the trans material was unnecessary and mean.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I probably would have gone with a more geometric typeface with a simpler, more consistent G. But whatever. It's nice to see that our Night Mayor is keeping busy from his Night Lair in…Gatineau.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's the typeface. The G has some funkiness going on with different stroke widths for the crossbar, spur, and bowl, coupled with the gradient, coupled with the black background etc. It might be stretched or compressed slightly as well? Ottawa is a great word for kerning practice.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
“Don't tell me where your priorities are. Show me where you spend your money and I'll tell you what they are.” - James W. Frick So we like cops, and hate transit users and everybody else. Woo!
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Road safety is easy! Just don't be part of the unlucky 80%! Or wait another 10 years…maybe.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I got the champagne on ice, just in case.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I think of all the stuff that's within easy biking distance (3-4km) but requires cycling through absolute deathtraps…nope. Just not worth it. I say this as somebody who didn't even own a car for 5 years. But give me safe cycling routes and I'll happily be one less car on the road again.
Hans on the Bike (@hansonthebike.bsky.social) reposted
Your choice is the shortest route (lots of red) via Innes vs the safer route (lots of green). The safer one is twice as long. This is why people bike on sidewalks in places sometimes. Your weekly commute would be five hours more. #ottbike
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Just tell the UN that Ottawa Bylaw won't be enforcing parking for UN members.
Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) reposted
Don't let him distract you from the fact that he died.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it's to prevent Tierney from committing corrupt election offences? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Are we in the ‘Weekend At Bernie’s” part of the Trump administration?
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Oh boy. First day of school so of course the LRT is down. It’s like an annual tradition.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably another ticking timebomb in older buildings. And newer ones too. I recall many newer condos in Toronto have experienced elevator outages and are under serviced by existing elevator banks.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Certified banger
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Sutcliffe should transfer the mill to the cops since that’s the only thing he funds in his ridiculous austerity budgets.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Everybody, move your feet and feel united, whoa ooh oh…
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Elevator maintenance has been a mess for a while. Shortage of licensed mechanics and general supply chain issues means elevators can be offline for months. I wonder if there have been any changes to preventative maintenance like how much salt is poured into them (and escalators).
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Canada: “oops, too late.”
Eugene Finkel (@efinkel.bsky.social) reposted
Funny that an American Worker looks like he just stepped out of a 1960s Soviet factory somewhere in eastern Siberia , full of determination to fulfill a five-year plan in four years and conscious of the dangers of too much alcohol and talking to foreigners.
CTV News Ottawa (@ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social) reposted
A tale of two pylons: Why these markers on Bank Street have been there for so long
Luke LeBrun (@lukelebrun.ca) reposted
“Children born when these cones were first placed on the sidewalk under the Bank Street 417 underpass are now taking their first steps and saying their first words”
SwiftOnSecurity (@swiftonsecurity.com) reposted
A woman dating a prior Taylor boyfriend talked badly about Taylor Swift. In revenge, swifties are tagging her in Instagram posts that when you go to her "tagged-in" page eventually line up to be blown-up images of Taylor Swift 😅
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
I see JB Pritzker and Mark Cuban being floated as possible Democrat Presidential candidates. Making no comment on their suitability or not, but has America fully transitioned to system so corrupted by one that only Billionaires can hold office. There's a name for that.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
"But the obituaries aren't on the front page!" “The one I'm waiting for will be."
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it will also be proceeded by a good week of Weekend at Bernie’s antics with thousands of executive orders mysteriously signed.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I read a little essay not long ago describing how that day is going to be the worst day on the internet ever.
Grant Ennis (@grantennis.bsky.social) reposted
"To make the road design code safer: 1. Reduce design speed 2. Reduce standard road widths 3. Replace accident with crash 4. Delete 85th percentile rule 5. Delete Level Of Service 6. Raised crosswalks at all schools" @brenttoderian.bsky.social @wesmars.bsky.social @tomflood.bsky.social
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I have heard of these, and seen pictures, but never saw one in real life.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember watching the whole thing. Absolutely bonkers.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably at Doug Ford’s cottage until Tuesday.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
They make Bluetooth versions of these now. What a time to be alive.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfectly normal province.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
To the Gen Z mind, the 6 disc in-dash CD changer must seem equally ridiculous.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
With all the school board shenanigans…who is even in charge right now?
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I rewatched ‘The Death of Stalin’ last night. For reasons.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t forget Watson used the convoy as an opportunity to oust Deans from PSB and install his buddy El-Chantiry. This was after police chief Sloly was hung out to dry and resigned.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a good guy. It's not his fault I'm old
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I then told him I bought my first house at 25. He didn't like that one. "The Boomers really fucked your generation. Sorry." "Yeah, thanks man." "I'm not a Boomer!" "??" "I'm Gen X." "??" "You don't know about Gen X? Okay, you got this, that's kind of our main thing."
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
And when you think about it, he's correct: what an absolutely Baroque piece of technology to play music in a car travelling at 100kmh. An optical disc, read by an invisible laser. That converts 1's and 0's into sound that is perfect. Six of them! Inside a dashboard! Utter madness.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
My barber is 25 and I get to spend an hour with him every 2 months getting a shave an a haircut. Today I was telling him about my 2006 Jeep and how it has a six disc CD changer and he looked at me like I had five heads.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
New campaign slogan: "You're not stuck in traffic, you're stuck in Mark Sutcliffe's transit cuts."
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s exactly the sort of ‘efficiency’ I expect from Sutcliffe: cuts to services while burning money on police.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pretty certain is a shadow layoff as part of the budget: hoping to increase attrition as a cost cutting measure.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
youtu.be/MkyNaSz-zZA
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
He feeling of telling a buyer who is fucking around on FB Marketplace that the item is sold is the only thing that makes it worth it.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
It was, indeed, a squirter.
Rosella Melanson (@rosellam.bsky.social) reposted
«Marine biologist DavidShiffman was early user for science engagemt on Twitter. He trained 2,000 scientists on usg it for professional goals. He was among 1st wave of scientists to join Bluesky: it had no algorithm, familiar format, tools like starter packs, moderation &ability to block/mute people»
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I stand by my version of events.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
^Stephanson
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Ate a huge, sloppy shawarma for lunch and now in need to take a shower.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
No tears, only dreams now…and gastrointestinal distress.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
“You’re not stuck in traffic, you are completely unnecessary commute to the office traffic because Sutcliffe decided you need to buy a $20 salad from a place on Bank St that is open from 11:00 to 1pm rather than spend time with your kids.”
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
I can’t wait for the memo from Sutcliffe to Stephenson pushing RTO surfaces. This one will actually hurt him badly with voters in the burbs because the only thing people in Barrhaven hate more than paying for parking is having to commute through the cornfields every day.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Nobody builds sewers in Libertarian utopias.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Critical. Cap everything off with a slice of pizza. Everything will be fine.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Vague threats.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
The key is a good base. Like a pyramid of carbs.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
You gotta lay in a strong foundation of garlic fingers and lobster rolls first.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Buffer overflow. F-35 is now flying at -32,768 feet.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, police/military power used against population (specifically to quell political/labour protest) are key part of fascism, so I think calling a cop a fascist isn’t incorrect.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I always feel people ignore the significant role corporations play in fascism and how much of that is happening now.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
The hardest part was fitting the lift kit and new rims on the planes.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
He campaigned against safer streets and has massacred transit. He’s complicit and these deaths are the terrible conclusion of his policies.
Canadian Hammer (@canadianhammer.bsky.social) reposted
“Microsoft says U.S. law takes precedence over Canadian data sovereignty” … or how to lose government contracts all over the world in one easy step. 🖕🏾🖕🏾 www.digitaljournal.com/tech-science...
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Please kindly do the needful.
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Mary Fernando M.D. 🇨🇦 (@maryfernando.bsky.social) reposted
Convo in the wild: Is your account political? Me: not intentionally… As a doctor, vaccination was a given until it suddenly became ‘political’ As a Canadian, having an independent country was a given, until it suddenly became ‘political’ #WeirdTimeline
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Burning Man schadenfreude is the strongest form of schadenfreude.
archer60.bsky.social (@archer60.bsky.social) reposted
Snoop Dog, being scared of a same sex couple in an animated movie, is not very gangster.
Kate Heartfield (@kateheartfield.com) reposted
Carney and his ministers seem hell bent on making me regret marking my ballot for a Liberal. "The other guy would be worse", while true, does not make me feel much better about being governed by these turkeys.
Paul van der Meer (@paulvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted
His hand misses the miraculously healing capacity of his ear.
Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett (@crockett.house.gov) reposted
Let’s be clear: deporting Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda makes no sense—it’s not his home country. Nothing about this process has been fair. ICE is targeting him with cruelty. This is the weaponization of government, not justice.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
‘Her’ (2013)
brian (@brazytkachuk.bsky.social) reposted
fuck mark sutcliffe
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
The next couple of years are going to be rough with every political campaign hosting a scavenger hunt.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
We are approaching peak hot dog. I kinda worry about it because it means the current hot dog rich environment will recede as they are replaced by a new trendy food item. We’re at 2011 cupcakes levels of glizzy hype, only downhill from here. At least Costco has our back.
Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) reposted
This scavenger hunt is so charming and smart and actively engaging. It gets New Yorkers out and about, exploring the city, talking to one another, taking advantage of public transportation and working toward a common cause. The levels! It’s just so great.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm more of a flan man, myself.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Do not trifle me with these facts!
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
Story idea: a squad of ICE agents deployed to Chicago get lost in Gary, Indiana as the sun goes down…
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
1. Parked in bike lane 2. It's a no stopping zone 3. they're parked on the sidewalk 4. Parked within 3m of a fire hydrant …and forcing cylicsts onto the sidewalk, but I'm sure the driver of OPS vehicle 7460 had something really important to do that required committing 4 parking violations.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
I had heard late 2025 floating around as a possibility back in the Spring. There haven't really been a lot of updates and I also remember hearing that the city is in no rush to open since that entails them forking over money to operate it.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
One of the questions I have: surely there must be some studies and numbers around the economic impact in Montréal of all these efforts which could put to bed all the usual BIA bedwetting about “cars = customers” and all the impact to traffic/commutes that anti-bike lanes folks drag out.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, I have more connection to Kingston than Osgoode.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
This will serve as a good talking point when it comes to discussions about next year’s municipal election.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social)
I’ve been trying to explain to my mom that the garbage hot patch they replaced the sidewalk with is the new sidewalk. There’s no concrete coming. We don’t do concrete anymore. 30 years of property taxes are paying for a 4 lane road to Shrek’s house in the swamp in Barrhaven South.
William van Geest (@wvangeest.bsky.social) reposted
How sad is transit in #Ottawa? While there’s no shortage of examples, I’m trying to use it, which means I have plenty of time on my hands. So one more example for the file. #OttTransit #Ottcity 1/
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Trip chaining by transit is virtually impossible.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
Not too long ago I had a day with meetings in Barrhaven, Kanata North, and Orleans and JFC what a saga. I don’t think it would have been physically possible to do the day by transit…it barely worked in a vehicle. And those destinations aren’t even close to the farthest reaches of the city.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
My prediction (based on Sutcliffe’s cops and cuts budget) is Phase 2 opening coincides with another round of OC Transpo service cuts. And then he’ll campaign in ‘26 on uploading transit to province.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
If I were to extend the trip to Orleans to visit my mom it would be comical: my transfer might expire before I get to my last leg. I live inside the Greenbelt.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
The shame is Line 2 is pretty good. However, getting to Line 2 is a 30 minute adventure for me (almost the same time it would take to walk) and with the headways a trip downtown is easily over an hour.
Dave (@allcaps.bsky.social) reply parent
It has a pedestrian crossing (with the flashing lights) but some people come flying through there.