Lots of grassy knolls on golf courses…
Lots of grassy knolls on golf courses…
They have a concept of the president’s death
I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
Pop culture crimes of the highest order
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
food that makes me tear up (from emotion, not heat): habanero ghost pepper carolina reaper (pepper)
Dude is fighting the craving
I think it’s a bot that was triggered by the word “pharmaceutical.” Just a guess, though.
If you are a company who is worried about a big boycott from a religious group just remember that because they are people they are mostly hypocrites and you don’t have to actually do what they say. They will still patronize your business!
The third little pig & the wolf, comfortable in the brick house, roasted & ate the first little pig. The second little pig watched in horror while clutching a sign fashioned from the remains of their stick house. It read simply “Please Stop.” The third little pig & the wolf cared not.
Me, slamming my own dick in a door: I’m trying out an aggressive new strategy
Divorced men shouldn’t be allowed to vote or hold public office. I think that would solve a lot of problems.
Hey look I made Floory from Pee Wee's Playhouse out of skateboards for an art show
Nothing will ever stop me. I was raised wrong.
Or was it?
I used to read 1-UP magazine…
Hey dudes: You know that thing you like or want to do but don't because it isn't "gender appropriate for you? You can just do it. You don't need an excuse; you don't need to apologize; it doesn't need to be "ironic". You can just do it because you like it and it makes you happy.
As graceful as a dolphin playing DDR
Couldn’t find any. I could point you to multiple videos of lying Republiclones, however.
Would the iron on paper not produce the look you’re after for the stripes?
Show me where it says I can’t spray fascists in the face with a Super Soaker I filled with my own piss in The Constitution. Go on. I’ll wait.
Why is it great that “you” appear to be a bot? Can “you” provide a detailed scenario wherein AI use enables a person to make a point one couldn’t make without its use? Home Depot isn’t a dangerous place; I can’t imagine why a real person would come to that conclusion.
I was assaulted in an AI Home Depot once. Nowhere is safe. I even put “safe” & “secure” in my prompts, nothing works. Generate AI Home Depot, bam! Assaulted. /s I’d tell you to avoid AI altogether, but you don’t seem like a real person?
Obsequious little wretches, aren’t they?
Alt text has never been more accurate.
Following the path Republican window lickers intend to set will increase addiction rates & deaths, homelessness, joblessness, and mental illness dramatically. Fuck anyone who voted for this shit. Fuck the people who voted them into office. I hope they regret their decision every single day.
Wanna know how to disenfranchise a bunch of people from your culture? Take away all of the safety nets their parents rely upon to meet their needs, stick them into foster homes & shuffle them from family to family every 90 days. You think leftists are “radical” now? Just wait 15 yrs, fuckwits.
There is no room for billionaires in a just society.
A new twist on a dead horse
Kathy Griffin did nothing wrong.
I used to be a penis user like you. Then I took an arrow in the penis…
So, Mamdani might be our László Tőkés?
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Saving this image to my phone in the hopes I get deported to Norway
I mean, nails worked once, so…..
Alas, while your numerical age is the same, due to relative velocity time dilation, Sonic is likely significantly younger than you.
You’re just playing the rests. Very important.
Gonna wish they’d had scramble suits when everything is said and done.
It’s too hot in here
Classic dril
After Taylor stopped wearing hers, nobody is buying them anymore. I’ve got 500,000 prosthetic fingers sitting in a warehouse, and I can’t find a single buyer. I’m probably going to lose my house.
I bet you are now, though.
Shout out to all of the real ones without friends or family
I only just considered that software exists to identify people by just their eyes. Wild times, folks. Might be a rare instance where AI application is a net good.
All it takes is one disillusioned ICE member in their area, just one person who shares names & photos, and their life as they know it will be over. I’m sure most of them aren’t even aware of the trap they’re in.
ICE wears masks because they know the circumstances that empower them are temporary. If they had faith that the fascists in power could hold it, they wouldn’t need to obscure their faces. They fear the future. And they should, because faithless movements break, and someone knows every single member.
Worcestershire is easy to pronounce. Were-stir-sure. Slow down, there’s no sauce emergency that requires one say it quickly. Best to practice it in a mirror 15-20 times & really focus on how your tongue and teeth feel inside your mouth.
Prometheus looking at AI slop as his liver is eaten for nth time: yeah, I deserve this
Any Dan Brown novel. For mild brain damage, only read a paragraph. Any more & you may as well get a lobotomy.
I wonder what Elian Gonzalez is up to these days…
We want stems, we want seeds
He could’ve gone pro if he hadn’t torn his ACL
I was l lying on the grass of Sunday morning of last week Indulging in my salty feet
Fantastic screen name.
The most important meal
God I wish the beach had a cat zone
Saw “pirates” was trending so I got excited but it’s just about baseball and now I can’t stop dry heaving
Bet it smells like a brewery in there.
FF12 walked so a lot of modern RPGs could run, and I will die on this hill with bodies strewn about me as far as the eye can see.
I’ve never understood the appeal of GTA games. I’ve tried 3,4, and 5, and they bore the hell out of me. What am I missing?
It’s too late. He’s already z-targeting 😭
Edited the coherency right the fuck out of that one… damned character limit *rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb*
Again, I appreciate that language evolves. Speak how you want to speak. This just bugs me in particular. It’s like a sour note in a solo, and it literally makes me cringe.
Bugs the fuck out of me when someone uses “addicting” rather than “addictive.” It’s silly, I know, but, poor grammar aside, it just *sounds* bad. I’ve heard it’s supposed to apply to non-addictive things, but I think folks understand the colloquial meaning & that’s a cop out ’cause most don’t know.
We harnessed ancient radiation To sell laundry detergent And death.
Must be hard, sitting on the fence with one’s head buried in the sand.
Calling your fellow Americans “westerners” is weird, don’t you think? You presume overmuch; I don’t subscribe to the notions of good & evil, so we can dispense with that nonsense. There is that which I can, and that which I cannot accept. Sounds like you can accept others suffering more than I.
I’d contend that has more to do with mutual cowardice masquerading as decency. They’re ok with spouting their drivel, and they tend to tone down the rhetoric *some*, but *any* pushback, perceived or real, is met with vitriol, contempt, or self-victimization. They are the same people IRL as online.
Man just came into some silver & wants to treat his boys, nothing wrong with that
“Behold! Uhh… Bladebeak!” I approve.
I think so. Big book, lots of different rules about how people should and shouldn’t live? It doesn’t matter, though. We aren’t real people right now.
*looks at all of the rules in virtually every religion* yeah, sure thing, fake online person
Best start believing in a global economy, Ms. Turner, you’re in one
Mokkori?
Looking to cut your carbs? Try low-carb options of your favorite snacks and meals. The flavor & texture is so terrible, you’ll taste them once only to toss out the remainder, preventing you from eating even more carbs. Not only that, they cost more, so you can’t buy the regular kind afterwards!
Thank you for doing your part to control the sewing machine population. 🙏
My jokes are all, let’s face it, prehistoric. And my music sounds like monkeys in a zoo…
Oh, perhaps a food safe wire mesh…
Could you put a paper disc with more desirable size holes securely under the lid? Those flanges on the cover portion might make it a bit trickier, but I think it might still work.
“Crackers” lol
Maybe they’re just on both sites? My mistake.
This link just goes to the sex offender registry?
Posting “why does my arm hurts?” with no context on r/Medical_Advice just to watch people melt down
Little a burnt ends, as a treat
Seems prudent to arrest, try, and find them guilty first. Summary executions increasingly seems the only certain solution, but it might be difficult to return to the rule of law if the military starts extrajudicial murders, no matter how much of a clear and present danger Republicans may be.
Oh, critics, why don’t you go suck on a dead dog’s nose.
All of this 👆👆👆👆👆 comforting people in their ignorance with more ignorance doesn’t help them move forward.
“Don’t use academic language” I’m not an academic. Academic prose is nothing like what I write. This anti-intellectual insistence on oversimplifying everything is what makes everything seem shallow. People long for a “real” that’s been trivialized away from our lives by everything being superficial.
A friendly reminder, from a teacher: Reward the behavior you want to see. Even if it's not when you wanted it. Even if it's not as great as you were hoping for. Even if the person who's doing it metaphorically shat the bed before.
Absolutely stunning.
Now accepting boat donations.
Bet he sleeps on them like a dragon
Have you ever considered being strange and off-putting?
Of course the scientists know something we don’t. They’re scientists! But seriously, this is normal, and is referred to as “bearicading” by bear experts. Well, it would be if they spoke English, but they’re bears, so they can’t. Hope that clears things up for everyone concerned in the replies! 😇
Need to spam some summons if you can. Good luck, you madman.
Good for key farming, at least.
pussy like a metroidvania (returning to previously-explored areas with new tools and traversal methods for new secrets, rewards and progression (?))
Gotta pull out before the whole thing self-destructs
Getting kinda worried about Cthulhu. Haven’t heard dark secrets whispered into my mind for a few days, might have to do a wellness check on them. 😞