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Allan Smithee

@allensmithee.bsky.social

Green-Socialist. Atheist. Lover of bad movies, worse literature and corgis. (Not necessarily in that order, tho.) If genocide isn't a red line for you, maybe you shouldn't pretend to have red lines.

created November 16, 2024

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Well, that's a good point.

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Corgis are the best kind of praxis!

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Thanks, Luna!

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Happy Labor Day, Herbert! Pawlidarity! 🐾

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Pawlidarity, Benny & Violet!

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Plawlidarty, Ralph!

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Labor Day is already an op in this country to break with the International Worker’s Day, extremely funny that they still try to make it a troop thing especially at sporting events

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Profile picture Gallifreyan Jedi (@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social) reposted

unironic use of the phrase "purity test" is the best way to signal to everyone that you're a selfish amoral piece of shit who would eagerly sacrifice any marginalized community you aren't part of in order to preserve your own comfort

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Hey Piper! That one heckin' grin ya got there 😄

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Or they're just engaging in the time-honored internet tradition of gaslighting.

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Profile picture Resist 🕎🍉 (@antizionistjew.bsky.social) reposted

Greta Thunberg is saying the truth we all know "Why are our government failing to step up and uphold international law?" "We are attempting to sail again with desperately needed humanitarian aid, But we are also delivering a message of hope and solidarity" Watch 👇

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I will say it again, what a POS this shit head is!

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Profile picture Alt National Archives (@altnatarchives.altgov.info) reposted

Hey, you 🍊 twatwobble! Pretending to be ded and invading Venezuela isn’t distracting us! Release the goddamn #EpsteinFiles.

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🐾Pawlidarity, Lilo!

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Dunno. My chi took my libido instead. I stayed home and watched Peacemaker.

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I was going to keep my chi inside today but it had tickets to 'Freakier Friday' so...

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Profile picture dictatorship of the proletariat now (@imperialismsucks.bsky.social) reposted

www.theguardian.com/theguardian/... The libs would vote for Hitler himself if it stopped trump or the Republicans. The Democratic party is a fascist right wing party now. They're already running a campaign of going to the right of trump. If they can woo the more reasonable moderate fascists.

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Profile picture Resist 🕎🍉 (@antizionistjew.bsky.social) reposted

This video pretty much summarizes the mentality of Israel Aggresive, violence and brutality, they have no other way of thinking, Dehumanisation max level ‼️ And this video was recorded ESPECIALLY for the far-right minister Itamar Ben-Gvir, who later posts them at his own X page 👇

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Profile picture Leigh, ghost seal enthusiast, Free Luigi (@frecklered.bsky.social) reposted

"Voting for democracy" means voting for the party that doesn't even have primaries LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I CAN’T WAIT TO MISS THE NEW ‘SLAVERY WAS NOT AS BAD AS WOKE LIBTARDS SAY’ EXHIBIT AT THE SMITHSONIAN.
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Profile picture Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) reposted

To: @greeneville_zoo.staff Subject: Re: Brian the Day Owl We’re reviewing CCTV footage to find out which employee has been swapping Brian’s water for espresso.

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Profile picture Deny Defend Depose (@htownqueer.bsky.social) reposted

Things are so bad over in Palestine. Can you send $5?

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Profile picture Normal Island News (@normalisland.co.uk) reposted

BREAKING: Americans are in mourning as reports emerge that the President of the United States has tragically been found alive and well 😭😭😭

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Profile picture 💢Marx was right.🕊 (@paulwalker44.bsky.social) reposted

Once upon a time there were a people who defeated the Nazis, and 27 million of them gave their lives to do it. They were called socialists.

• Raghu & @IndiaTalesT • 1d 14. A Soviet woman who lost seven sons during World War II.
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Profile picture HT4Ecosocialism (@ht4ecosocialism.bsky.social) reposted

#Solidarity! Happy #SocialistSunday! Let's work together to build a better world for all! #FreePalestine! ✊ ✊ ✊ 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

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Happy #SocialistSunday Lynne

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Profile picture Claire Mullaly (@clairemullaly.bsky.social) reposted

Nailed it. Alliance’s lurch to the hard right: attacking LGBTQ+ rights & suppressing Palestine solidarity - Alliance under Naomi Long are finished. ‘Having an additional swipe at the Alliance Party, he claimed there is something wrong with the party when they are “on the same side as the DUP”’

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They're Lying About Venezuela While Moving War Machinery Into Place As if we didn’t have enough ugliness in the world right now, Trump has deployed warships near Venezuela’s coast, prompting Caracas to ready drone and naval patrols for conflict. www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/theyre-lyi...

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Profile picture Jeff Tiedrich (@jefftiedrich.bsky.social) reposted

HERE IS ANOTHER EXCERPT FROM THE POST THAT PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER BECAUSE OF HOW BRILLIANT A WRITER JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) IS. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "SIR! SIR! HOW DO YOU PUT ALL THE WORDS IN THE RIGHT ORDER? SIR!" READ MY POST AND FIND OUT, THANK YOU: bit.ly/4lVkU0h

you could livestream Bobby Brainworms’ entire life and call it Every Fucking Second In Stupid, because when it comes to the dead-bear-cub-kidnapping goonatic currently Making Polio Great Again, the batshittery never, ever ends. but this week, researchers at the Centers for Dumbfuck Control were able to document the moment of Peak Brainworms Stupid, because — oh, joy of joys! — he’s learned a new word. “I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today ... and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation — you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection.” oh, how awesome. Bobby Brainworms has mitochondria-ray vision — and while he’s hurrying through Terminal B, trying to catch his connecting flight to Cloud Cuckoo Land, he’s peering through the skulls of every passing child, magically diagnosing all the pernicious shit going on in there. and you thought kidnapping a dead bear cub and dumping it in Central Park was weird.
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"The revolution will not be in your feed. Seize the tools of liberation so that we might cast off the yoke of our oppression" Poster seen in San Francisco, California

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Yeah, I guess you could say I'm a bit of a 'Disney adult' (owns a dog who owns another dog)

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#OtD 30 Aug 1908 union officials of the United Mine Workers called off a strike by Black and white coalminers in Birmingham, Alabama, after the army was sent in. Workers fought on but were attacked by press and racists and were sadly defeated stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1026...

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I thought magical realism was releasing the Epstein files.

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