Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) / Redsky

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

I know what you’re implying: gross!

31/8/2025, 3:45:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

The original Les Diaboliqes.

31/8/2025, 12:34:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll bet he covers the couches and chairs with plastic. The place likely smells like Ben-Gay.

29/8/2025, 11:32:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

99% of that is a lie.

29/8/2025, 10:08:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

hopes.

29/8/2025, 9:53:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

One he's the is a Nuremberg trial for these butt snorkelers.

29/8/2025, 9:53:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Utter cruelty and costly waste is an apt description of GOP governance

29/8/2025, 9:51:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

They twist themselves into pretzels to avoid linking firearms with mass shootings.

29/8/2025, 6:11:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Was a HS freshman when it came out. Radio stations (all were AM) had no idea about what it was about. Warned their listeners before playing A Day in the Life.

29/8/2025, 1:49:26 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Junior looks like Emmett Kelly (look him up!).

29/8/2025, 1:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Mass Shootings are hard to do w/o guns.

29/8/2025, 1:41:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Chinless wonders.

29/8/2025, 1:32:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

E-Bay.

29/8/2025, 1:32:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

In two weeks

28/8/2025, 11:48:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Great song. Gladys Knight’s cover is the best.

27/8/2025, 6:04:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

They have blisters and calluses on their lips.

27/8/2025, 12:17:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

You are perfectly safe when locked up.

26/8/2025, 7:33:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

How is that room not a vacuum when there is so much suction?

26/8/2025, 6:27:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

I always thought this was called "Medieval Woman".

26/8/2025, 6:19:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

We put him in the WH twice. We did it. Our everlasting shame.

26/8/2025, 6:13:58 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Death of irony.

26/8/2025, 6:12:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this the mandatory Cabinet fluffing meeting?

26/8/2025, 6:08:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Eyes like irritated assholes.

26/8/2025, 12:30:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Lutnick licking nuts.

26/8/2025, 12:10:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

The GOP believes what Trump believes. Subject to change.

26/8/2025, 12:08:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

His pants’ rise (distance from crotch to belt) must be around 23”.

25/8/2025, 6:24:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

If by negotiations he means nuclear bombs.

25/8/2025, 6:20:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty soon, only Russians and Saudis.

24/8/2025, 10:10:13 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

GOPers will never be blamed for it.

24/8/2025, 10:09:13 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Bondo.

24/8/2025, 5:56:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Luckily, she wasn’t near an open upper story window.

24/8/2025, 5:41:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

He went to college?

24/8/2025, 5:36:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone gets fucked by Musk, sooner or later.

24/8/2025, 3:41:48 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

These guys leave fingerprints. They should be able to be ID’ed.

24/8/2025, 1:56:36 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

There are fingerprints all over the doors.

22/8/2025, 7:54:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

The heat wires on the Yugos was for warming the hands of the person pushing.

22/8/2025, 7:46:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

TDK announced the end of VHS and BETA tape cassettes.

22/8/2025, 7:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

He ended the Trojan wars.

22/8/2025, 7:40:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Think that a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

21/8/2025, 2:11:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

They find it in a “mens’” magazine while conducting hand to gland combat.

21/8/2025, 2:10:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Lying for the Lord.

20/8/2025, 6:18:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Is he making a sales pitch to Zelenskyy?

19/8/2025, 1:54:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump asked for K-Y. Vlad says “Nyet”.

18/8/2025, 12:45:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

If John McCain were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

16/8/2025, 6:31:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

What else? A blow job and a shoe shine.

14/8/2025, 6:46:28 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't fuck with Junior Samples

14/8/2025, 1:03:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

It's Florida, so of course, there is an alligator

13/8/2025, 6:25:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing exceeds like excess.

12/8/2025, 10:18:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. A NJ delicacy.

12/8/2025, 1:20:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Called “rippers”.

12/8/2025, 2:26:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

You have to take his word for it.

12/8/2025, 2:15:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

"Is that a veto in your pocket?" "If you got the ways, I got the means".

11/8/2025, 9:48:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Puss I es.

11/8/2025, 7:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

His family tree has no branches.

11/8/2025, 4:37:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

It is becoming illegal to be poor.

11/8/2025, 1:42:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

May be one of the best drum solos anywhere

10/8/2025, 8:05:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

What's better than urns on the mantle? Tulips on the organ.

10/8/2025, 6:36:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

McEnroe is not universally despised. Connors was also a mama's boy and a cheater.

10/8/2025, 1:24:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Her cover of Barry White's "Can't Get Enough of your Love" smokes.

8/8/2025, 7:45:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

None of the above. "His" voters want to believe this bullshit. He does not disappoint them. He is obligated.

8/8/2025, 7:36:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Same circle, same jerks.

6/8/2025, 1:42:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Gro…Gro…Gro…grotesque

6/8/2025, 1:59:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Also Executive editor of The Nazi Rectal Review.

5/8/2025, 1:35:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Professor Irwin Corey.

4/8/2025, 12:31:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Thoughts and prayers do not produce rain. Gov Cox is a douchebag.

3/8/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Hot dogs, all types of sausages. Pot pies, empanadas, shedded hash browns, roasted potatoes.

3/8/2025, 1:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

…meets Elvis.

2/8/2025, 3:20:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

His constituents willove him for it.

1/8/2025, 6:41:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

To say nothing of Dollar Tree decor. MAGA!

1/8/2025, 6:38:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Are the golden toilets installed yet?

1/8/2025, 6:36:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Has a gas-powered vibratory.

31/7/2025, 5:54:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Gold plated orange turd.

31/7/2025, 1:55:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Complementary bed bugs and food borne illnesses.

31/7/2025, 2:57:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

31/7/2025, 2:39:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Look in the dictionary for “unctuous turd”.

31/7/2025, 12:04:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Guardian angels, the Sanity Clause

30/7/2025, 5:50:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Butt hole.

30/7/2025, 1:32:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Dorian Gray

30/7/2025, 1:30:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Trumpokies.

30/7/2025, 1:28:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

He will “spend more time with his family.”

27/7/2025, 12:18:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like he was just told he needs another prostate exam.

26/7/2025, 2:14:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

"....in a right and just way" would be to say no.

25/7/2025, 7:14:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Pizza the Hutt. Sorry, Mel Brooks.

25/7/2025, 6:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Nothing but victimization. He’s everyone’s victim.

25/7/2025, 6:32:08 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Just like getting in front of a moving train. ALL cells destroyed.

25/7/2025, 5:24:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Too bad Jimmy Savile is dead. He could land a cabinet level position with Trump.

25/7/2025, 2:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Threats are not a deal.

25/7/2025, 2:29:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Immunity only applies to the current POS.

25/7/2025, 2:27:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

What a surprise!!!

25/7/2025, 2:26:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget Bobo Brazil and The Great Malenko.

25/7/2025, 1:53:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Looking like he's been snorting Cheetos (the extra crispy ones).

24/7/2025, 6:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks familiar…

22/7/2025, 4:19:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

It should be noted that Diaz-Balart is Fidel Castro's grand nephew.

21/7/2025, 6:55:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

…and fiscal responsibility.

21/7/2025, 1:04:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nut lick.

20/7/2025, 3:15:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Joe's Garage by Zappa.

19/7/2025, 7:32:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Israeli intelligence used these cameras to target Iranian scientists

19/7/2025, 7:22:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that what makes him sit like he’s trying to pinch a loaf?

18/7/2025, 1:34:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Utah Cuban (@almendares52.bsky.social) reply parent

North Korea meets Big Brother.

17/7/2025, 6:50:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anecdotes

16/7/2025, 8:11:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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