Trolling my kid in his twitch stream is peak father son bonding in 2025.
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Trolling my kid in his twitch stream is peak father son bonding in 2025.
Even as a fan of AC/DC, I effing love this:
Luckily for me, he said the very ill can still vote by mail. I definitely have Malignant Trump Fatigue Disorder (MTFD).
If I ever start a move to Iceland fund, you know what’s up.
$90k a year to work outdoors by myself doing a lot of work that won’t make my brain hurt? Sign me the fuck up. www.reddit.com/r/interestin...
Well I was more thinking of paying off everyone’s student loans but nope, no where near enough money.
I saw someone post about what they’d do if they won powerball, and I asked myself these question: - How much is the power ball jackpot? $850 million - How much is our combined student loan debt? $1.77 trillion - How much does America special buying lottery tickets every year? $103 billion.
You know what I find most entertaining about @briantylercohen.bsky.social ‘s response to the wired article? It’s not on his YouTube account. It’s only on X. Calling @taylorlorenz.bsky.social an internet troll was the first time I ever questioned his motives.
Jake should primary Richard Neal. #NealForRetirement
If it did happen, it’d be a Labor Day miracle.
Election hack for democrats: 1) tell everyone with student loans to sue the next administration for whatever they owe in student loans. Just make up a reason. 2) democrats pledge to just settle with everyone.
Taylor Lorenz made a video for those who don't like to read. It's an absolute must watch:
Watching RFK Jr talk about how he can tell someone has diseases just by looking at them is a hilarious example of the pot calling the kettle black. Here’s a person with brain worms and other diseases so severe it literally affects his speech and other motor functions ..
The Omidiyar network is NOT A DARK MONEY GROUP. I have always disclosed my funding. I have never taken dark money. These creators have not disclosed funding and have taken dark money. I have never taken funding from 1630 and I have zero financial ties to the 1630 fund.
“Get down on your knees and pray to God for help? And then maybe everything’ll work out fine? Garbage. You can wear out your knees praying to God for heat in a cold‑water flat in February. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture, you set fire to the building, but you get off your knees.”
Regarding the chorus article in wired: I have always found Taylor Lorenz to be a great journalist who opens my eyes to lots of things. I trust what she wrote as being accurate. That being said, I haven’t noticed a change in any of the chorus creators content that I follow (pakman & orlins).
Unless we get admin officials or legislation targeting trans people referencing the shooter, I do not feel a need to cover the identity of a monstrous murderer. The same people who hated us before hate us today and will tomorrow. Should concrete actions necessitate coverage, I'll cover as always.
Get down on your knees and pray to God for help? And then maybe everything’ll work out fine? Garbage. You can wear out your knees praying to God for heat in a cold‑water flat in February. If you’re freezing to death you burn the furniture, you set fire to the building, but you get off your knees.
They will literally blame anything except the guns.
They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
I was today years old when I learned ancient Egypt had a royal job basically called the Pharaoh’s cupholder, whose job was to basically hold his juice box for him. Nobody tell Donald Trump about this or we about to have a Cabinet-level Diet Coke Holder. While absurdly funny, I just don’t need that.
Don't 'should'. I've been guilty of it too. But instead of shouting things should be, ask if they could be. And if they can be, why aren't they, and what can you do about it?
But if I told yall about it, then it wouldn’t be a song no one knows about lol
Not me retiring from Twitch streaming to be invited into the Twitch Pride Guild three months later...
Really wish that maga people would spend their energy trying prevent school shootings instead of hating on the LGBTQIA.
The protect the children people are terribly exposed by their fixation on transexuals in school bathrooms while also being silent on school shootings that kill kids every year. The transexual stuff they complain about comes across like some Freudian kink that they can't get out of their mind.
Charlemagne tha god of all people said he can't stand Hakeem Jeffries because he doesn't stand for anything and he calls him AIPAC Shakur
Setbacks are like Lumber. Lumber doesn’t care if it becomes a coffin, a table, or a doorway. That’s on the builder to decide what to make.
lol don’t tempt me with a good time
Pro tip: Go to a local college town in June and pick up a cheap used one when all the kids leave for summer.
authorities only care about consequences for people who looked them funny once in the fifth grade.
Anyone in my town want to start converting crosswalks to pride cross walks and just dealing with the consequences later with me?
This is awful
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For those who missed my actual submission: bsky.app/profile/aloh...
Sadly my flag design didn’t make the cut. My personal favorites: 804, 119, 788, 928 and 130 www.mass.gov/doc/seal-fla...
what is called for (non-comprehensive): - abolishing DHS - prosecuting state terrorists incl senior officials - universal healthcare so ppl cant be stripped of insurance on the whim of the state - abolishing the EC - packing the SC what Dems are offering: “that mamdani guy is a little too muslim”
When I was around 8, I asked my father "what's a lesbian?" He said, "you know how your mom and I love each other? It's like that, but two women." It's really not that hard to explain things to kids.
Snoop: That couple didn’t need to be in Lightyear. Also Snoop: This stream didn’t need to be live either.
You couldn’t pay me to watch this crap. It’s like the Notebook but even worse somehow.
Can’t believe I won my companies Wii Bowling tournament 10 years ago
Part of me wants to just make up fake words so I can say things like “oh your kids never listen to you, but they always listen to non parental authority figures? Germans have a word for that, it’s Elternungehörautoritätshörige.”
Literally NO ONE should have an opinion about adults transitioning except those adults themselves. I will die on this hill
Agreed, but by changing the aesthetics to contemporary, they fear it’s becoming liberal lol
The funny thing about their reaction is even in this political environment, even when EVERYTHING is going the conservative way. When almost every company is towing the maga line, they feel like a company that isn’t going even more maga is an attack on them.
Fun fact: if you watch my #lego #YouTube video I posted today, you can be the second person to watch it: LEGO Accidentally Made the Perfect Hot Wheels Car youtu.be/FaZxqdPBKwI
This looks solid: youtu.be/n0pqP6ClcE8?...
History’s dullest details are often the receipts, showing the juicy drama didn’t just come out of the blue.
James Dobson died today, and tributes are rolling in. Let’s be clear: Dobson was not a champion of Christian values—he was a charlatan. He built a career preaching “family values” while peddling racism and political hypocrisy. He gave theological cover to white supremacy and anti-Christian policies.
One of the few perks of being a Massachusetts resident is our state doesn’t need a midcycle redistricting to make sure we send only democrats to congress lol
Do everything twice: once to learn it, and once more to mean it.
I won’t lie, if they screw this game up, I’ll never trust a promotional video again: youtu.be/HQot8yVlp3A?...
I agree, romancing Hailey is highly addictive and should only be done in moderation with a trained life coach.
I haven’t been paying much attention to this issue, but honestly, steam has way more safeguards on content than the internet as a whole. Since visa and Mastercard allow me to buy Stardew Valley from steam, then they should have no problem with me buying any other game there.
History’s pretty clear: weaponized religion doesn’t leave winners, just wreckage.
Have you ever accidentally listened to the clean version of a Lily Allen album and then realized how vitally important swearing can fucking be.
I am very happy to announce that my newest YouTube series is ready for its premiere. The series is called Piece Out, and will involve me discussing a set and five pieces from that set. First one drops on Saturday at 12p GMT-3.
Don’t let fear write your story — reconciliation and gratitude are better authors.
Every now and then I read the Bible and honestly, it’s the gayest book there is. Like Jacob wrestled with a man all night long, and came out a changed man? Seriously.
Apocalypse Now has three bunnies.
I was today’s years old when I learned windows media player cannot play DVDs (anymore). Seems like they didn’t want to pay the licensing fees. Yeah yeah, I downloaded VLC.
I love the smell of fog in the morning… smells like… San Francisco.
Interesting, yeah, i had never heard of Tay before, so it was an interesting crash course. But it's also why I follow journalists like Taylor. They help keep me informed of things that are outside my view.
Top notch video, give it up to both @taylorlorenz.bsky.social and @kattenbarge.bsky.social for speaking absolute truths. I have no clue who this lil tay is, but as usual the problem is men, and instead of men seeking self accountability for men’s problems, they’re trying to hold down women.
I found perhaps the coolest puzzle box ever from an Italian company called Clementoni
Maybe if Washington DC had more roadkill he could eat in the streets, he would have more incentive of going outside to get it for his dinner.
the left very clearly views support for mamdani as a litmus test - does party loyalty run both ways?
My kids are the absolute biggest villains of this.
Every single Democrat who says that trans people protesting or demanding more is a problem - YOU are the same people who would have disapproved of lunch counter sit-ins by POC in the 1960s or Dr. King's march on DC. You're the white liberal who wants a "negative peace" more than true justice.
I support any male who is lonely doing the emotional and social work needed to not be so lonely.
Crazy positive thought: working for the government after there’s a change in regime might be a good thing. Like to try and help rebuild what has been destroyed. I’ll be 50, have like 15 years until retirement, that’s four presidential terms lol
They could literally buy every ticket to every professional sporting event in Florida and save $150million.
Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.
As a reminder, we can have affordable housing or housing as an investment. We cannot have both. So ANYTHING that creates ties between real estate and investing will only make it worse:
Tom Homan should be in prison.
I was able to find it on TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@rootsternew...
Anyone ever forget why you’re boycotting something, only to search through your timeline only to find out, then you google to see if it’s still applicable and oh yeah, Home Depot still totally is cool with ICE conducting arrests in their stores.
Where’s Anna Faris when we need her?
Wait wait wait, president obama had his people write up Russia gate about how Russia stole the 2916 election before Trump won the 2016? Lolol people who believe maga politicians are some dumbfucks.
Maybe it’s just me, but seeing conservative commentators talking down Superman actually is the best advertising that movie could ever have. I legit had no desire to see this, but now thanks to @samanthalux.bsky.social and her video I kind of do: youtu.be/dexItmntl0A?...
It just means that when we tell someone we love them in the gayest possible way, our straight friends don’t know how to take it.
I hear ya. I feel like the people who copy paste their content don’t really engage with people who respond. Also aloha.
I grew up on these streets
Jokes on you, mine call them all Atari.
“… to study hard; to think quietly, act frankly, talk gently, await occasions, hurry never; in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common — this is my symphony” - William Henry Channing
“To live content with small means; to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion; to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich; to listen to stars and birds, babes and sages, with open heart; …
I understand his argument that he as a Jewish person is a protected class. But is being an asshole a protected class?
Tom Brady is a perfect example of what being a toxic individual is. He could have retired, remained married, and been considered the greatest QB of all time bar none. There was absolutely no reason to unretire. But he did because he’s toxic and can’t stand not being the center of attention.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, still waiting for them to go to that restaurant ford was talking about.
I have a fully functional iPad that meets my needs, except one problem, it has only 32gb of space. That means literally every time there is a system update, the most efficient thing to do is factory reset the iPad and then install the update fresh. Then add what few apps I actually use.
Richard Neal was old enough to drive a car when Medicare was passed. He needs to announce he will not run for reelection so we can get a younger more progressive fighter to represent us.
I was today years old when I found out that this dude is not pushing 60.
I mean r36-g24-b36 is one of the best shades of black there is with the purple undertones, but r40-g50-b40 is just too green for my taste.
Plot twist: speaker Johnson is in the files.
The German word for student cafeteria is Mensa, which comes from the Latin word Mensa which means table, which the organization Mensa chose as their name because they wanted it to represent a round table. German Mensa feeds your body. IQ Mensa feeds your brain.
So that’s where i think it gets murky, I don’t think the c64 is considered a video game console, because it’s a computer, but this pictures timeline it’s gen 3. Wikipedia also has different definitions of each generation, because it lumps the 5200 in with second gen.
Nope, we have a commodore64 instead of the NES, and I started pc gaming after my genesis.
Aside from 3, 5 & 10, I hit them all
Palestinian statehood is an essential step to peace. That's why tonight, I'm calling for the US to join France in recognizing a sovereign Palestinian state. Read more about my stance and join our movement here: www.katforillinois.com/issues/human...
I only started following you recently, but damn that was good.