It's a state's right to conduct its elections. Again, Trump is confused and misinformed.

Mr. English crosses the threshold of the White House.

Ha. Fuck off, DJT (J stands for Jagoff). 😆

It is you idiot.

I do executive orders because I can't govern...

Exactly!

I think he has a very vague idea of what’s in these executive orders. He has a vague grasp on reality too

"J" is for Jenius.

Trump doesn't even have the Constitutional authority to force either voter ID or to end ANY mail-in voting. 🙄 (Not to mention, his post would disenfranchise millions of US expats including me, who live outside the US and have to vote by mail.) Delusional Donald thinks he can rule by fiat, aka EO.

Yeah, but it makes it seem like he’s still at work, business as usual, and is not sick or something. Plus, maybe it distracts us from the fact he hasn’t yet #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

It is the right of each State to determine the methods by which voting is accomplished. Not a Federal decision. Not the purview of the POTUS. Dementia & arrogance, combined with ignorance & innate stupidity. What a ride...

He forgot people away at college, people on vacation, people working during those hours or working out of town, people without transportation, etc etc etc etc

An EO is essentially a memo. No legal weight at all. No kings! 👑

Executive orders are NOT LAWS and VOTING CANNOT be REGULATED by EO's!

Dude won the election because of those very machines he's bitching about.

Why do we need a parody account when Newsome already taunts Trump? It is illogical.

Isn’t it written somewhere in some document that the states control voting?

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Why don't we focus on the broken system on a bigger level? Use hand counted paper ballots. One person/one vote. Put a neutral grid to define districts. Term limits. Age limits. Abolish Electoral College and Citizens United. Limit campaign contributions. No insider trading. No felons for office.

Honestly, even with their cheating I still think most repubs will lose. Everyone is sick of their capitulating (even though his voters have no idea what that means 🤣🤣). We have multiple examples of very red areas going blue to stop the pig in the WH

No mail in voting - can't trust that. Have to vote in person and EVERY TIME, you need "voter ID" that is SENT TO YOU IN THE MAIL.

Breaking English

DO. NOT FORGET -the girls. youtu.be/KqUxsE7xkTw?...

Beat. The. Bastard. Down. Into oblivion. Oh that’s right. He’s already there.

I’m sure Trump isn’t actually composing messages. He’s too depressed about the prospect of being exposed to the world as a child rapist, not that the GOP will care, but it’s embarrassing.

We had to prove who we were when we registered. I mean I did

🖕

this moron does not realize YOU MUST PRESENT ID TO EVEN REGISTER TO VOTE...DUH! Perhaps if you hadn't lied and cheated all of your sick life you orange turd, you WOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT.

But how is Russia going to hack paper ballots only, Comrade Pisstape?

Mail-in ballots ARE paper ballots

Exactly, and even when I vote in person, it's always been a paper ballot. Always. I've voted in two states and different counties and townships, and every ballot has been paper!

What he's trying to say is you got to vote where my soldiers are at so they can scare you

Yep. Intimidation is the goal

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

….and you need your ID when you first register. Signatures are compared on outside of envelope & ballot. If they don’t match, election worker contacts voter

Jinx—I owe you a soda

LOL

Thank You! Duh. Ballot at vote centers are made of PAPER. Mail-In ballots are made of PAPER. He's such an idiot.

And in the blue wall of Oregon, land of VBM, your ID is verified when you REGISTER to vote! Mandatory voter ID was in the last proposed VRA legislation and MAGA killed it in the senate. It’s always a ruse, they don’t give a sh** about “voting integrity.”

yep

Came here to point this out.

And in the '24 election the entire country except a few counties in Louisiana and Texas had paper ballot backups. More than 98% of ballots were paper. Once again, Trump is inflaming a non-issue to get Cletus and Bobbi Jo wound up.

Cletus and Bobby Jo should go hunt skunks

The dead one on trump’s head

Not in North Carolina.

Are you sure there aren't paper backups?

Good point. Good to see you're on top of it !!! That one got right by me!

Can someone please explain to Donald Von Shitstain that mail in ballots are paper ballots?

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The biggest joke is that Trump actually has a Bachelor of Science in economics from UPenn. WTAF? 🫨

Delivered perfectly.

as a previous teacher of children... Donny, you go stand in the corner and think about what you've done

States do the voting rules, so he can EO all he wants.

This administration really needs to hire Gov. Newsom’s team, because this administration sucks at trying to sound like Trump

We have had Mail in voting in ARIZONA for 30 years‼️ Suddenly it's an issue because YAM TIT'S says so😳

Pennsylvania started us off by allowing mailed ballots during the War of 1812. There's been absentee voting somewhere--and typically multiple somewheres--in this country ever since!

Very nice JC!! God how I’d love to scoop up a whole bunch of these memes like yours and others, and mail them in a box to dumpy.

This is giving me such joy🥰

Let’s see if the states step and inform this uneducated lunatic that states have the authority of voting

The WA state ballots I mail in are paper

Ownership continues unabated.

Too much punctuation for President Cankles, he prefers exclamations not commas. He’s plugged in somewhere and someone is playing with Daddy’s phone.

Now *that* was an assassination.

Because that worked super well in Florida back in 2000….

I show my ID every time I vote It's required so not sure what he's stopping, other then his lies!

No more executive orders please.

Grade A trolling. The A is for the best 💩🟠🐽

A for AWESOME

Mail in ballots ARE on paper..

wait...aren't mail in votes paper🤔

Donnie’s shittin bricks! Poor Donnie knows unless he cheats he loses!

He’s not below cheating… or worse. Wonder if he has figured out that he doesn’t have to bring his actual License Plate yet…🙄😏🇨🇦

Oh I forgot about the licence plate🤣🤣🤣 Oh you are right he certainly would cheat! I think he would even trade Malaria in to stay in the big house! 🇨🇦

Without batting an eye 🇨🇦

I hope Newsom really gets under trump’s skin some more, like ‘makes him crazy’ level. #TrumpTweets

I am not all certain an executive order can overturn State law

Fuck trump! Impeach Remove Indict Imprison

And seize all Trump assets 💙💪💙

This is one of my favorites of Gavin's mock posts.

I very sick of his shit so I’m voting by mail. I think I qualify.

Go Gavin

I’m loving this!

😂💀

What he wants.

I wait for these; damn they're clever.

He said they used to check his license plate when he voted in the past 😂

When the C student kicks the IEP kid in the nads.

It’s just so easy because the clown is just so stupid. Not a commander on any level - our service members deserve better!

'Candy-gram for Mongo!'... 'Me Mongo'

Is that Mel Brooks, Sir?

The C is for college! 😆

Ha ha, noticed this when the idiot first posted it!

He thinks an E.O. is law…😁 He leads by example, & what do we see…. rampant, obvious, disregard for the law…. so, …… extrapolating 😁

“Far away military” ….😂🤣😂🤣😂

😂😂 And this is what citizens of MAGAdom love about him - they feel smart when he talks.

The Lionel Hutz of presidential oratory

He wants this so desperately because his buddy Mu_k messed with the electronic votes. So easy.

Donald Jughead Trump

Love Gavin!

I am just loving Newsom's account's snarky energy

He thinks he has the power to do that. Guess 2nd graders didn’t learn that

I thought it was, most of state’s require identification . Not like you just came up with it , 🙄Donald !

He was MIA from Tuesday until Yesterday morning

We use paper ballots in California with one sent to each voter. The easiest way to vote is to complete and return it. Only the most stubborn don't, considering to vote in-person, you surrender an uncompleted ballot, which you could have dropped in a box at that point!!!

True but at same time there’s something so special about having the nice senior citizen volunteer look you up in the book, going into a rickety polling booth, filling in your ballot and then getting a sticker!

Mail in ballots ARE paper ballots! They are EXACTLY the same as what is used in a polling place! What a maroon.

Finally found a use for #FW47's Executive Orders:

If more Republicans voted by mail than Democrats, Trump would be promoting voting by mail instead of trying to ban it.

Yep, that’s the absolute truth. He knew democratic ballots were gonna continue to roll in after election night 2020 but when they actually did, he claimed they were all fraud. No cry baby the system is simply chugging along as it’s designed.

"C" is for college....and I'm dead 🤣😅🤣😅🤣🤣😇

No "thank you for your attention to this matter" response, I see.

We already HAVE voter ID. I show it when I vote.

Yep, I live in Southern California and whenever I vote, they always ask for my drivers license. Confirm that the address is a match and my picture does to. Seems pretty straightforward to me. But then I’m not a cheating type like Donald Jackass Trump and the GOP!!

🔥🔥🔥💥BOOM!💥☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️

Hilarious, and every single tweet Newsom sends it’s actually the truth that no one dares to say. No one else it’s calling out the lies, and craziness of it all.

Do you think trump knows what voter roles are for? trump has no idea what he is doing.

I need some volunteer hours. I'd be willing to read Newsom's posts to him on his death bed.

Kickin him while he’s dead!? Hell Yeah!! 😝🥰🇺🇸 Go Gavin!! ❤️

Absolutely killing it! @govgavinnewsom.bsky.social is doing what every political office needs to do at this point🔥

Is he alive?

And who the fuck is making millions of house calls to determine ‘very ill enough’? Yeah, nobody.

Fuck him! I've been voting by mail for many years here in Hawaii and I'm not going to quit unless my local officials force me too! I'll still vote however I have to and definitely NOT for that low-life piece of shit!

Can he f'n do this? Isn't it supposed to be the States Responsibility to run elections?

He can't make laws by EO.

Ummm.... when you vote by mail you are using a paper ballot. What does he think is being sent in the mail? Did he forget? He's voted via mail many times.

"I will be doing an executive order." Doing? His vocabulary is appalling.

Toasty!!!

“C is for college” was nearly the end of me.

I'm so sick of the 34x convicted felon!! Frankly, it's a crime just to have to listen or read his ridiculous shit!

If mail in voting was cancelled there would be mass chaos. Several states are vote by mail only. Establishing a physical voting program in a year is a big ask. Several blue states would be barred from having federal representatives. At that point you might as well secede.

I think at this point we should probably secede. Not that point. This point.

Mail in voting is a paper ballot. Fucking idiot.

Fuck off!

Thanks for Gavin and everybody fighting against this madness...

Sure grandpa, sure. Your buddy Elon (& his friends) will then help you once again to steal the election, like you did last time. Funny, isn't it, that paper ballots can be re-counted. I wonder if that's why you don't like mail-in ballots so much?

To clean for a tweet. Not enough commas or broken, fragmented gobbledygook, tongue twisting sentences or high CAPS. Not even Thank you for your attention to this matter blah blah blah. Too bad NEWSOM didn't mention bone spurs & the fact that PEDOfuhrer votes by mail in ballot. Perhaps, next time?

Also: j/k about stopping.

🤭

FDJT

FUCKING BLACKHOLE HUMANITY

He has zero authority. States should not comply with an EO (which still isn’t even a law)

I’d love to see an English teacher red-mark Trump’s posts

What a moron. E0s are not laws and it’s clear that states decide voting processes, not the Federal gov’t.

There's A Special Place in Hell For People Who Capitalize Every Word For No Fucking Reason...

Oh, you mean like Trump?

LMBO!

Broke Back English 😂

Not just overseas military. Every service member has a “base of home” that is where they vote, unless they choose to register for each reassignment. My Dad voted in Texas while stationed in Illinois, Colorado, ND, FL, England, Panama, France, Trinidad and Vietnam.

It was referred to (during my service era)as “Home of Record”. Pretty much your hometown or if not, where you enlisted and were a resident. Anyone who’s served beyond initial enlistment commitment would have a heck of a time trying to keep up canceling old and registering at new duty stations.

Same, I voted in California elections from Germany, ND, CO, and VA.

I missed Louisiana. Dad was in for 29, but he had some long assignments…like 9 years at the base in Illinois (he was an instructor). Mom, as a service member’s wife, always voted in Illinois, her home state, until they retired in Texas, then she registered there.

Yeah, I had only one long assignment but got out at 20 years. Your Dad doing 29 years is very impressive!

He couldn’t go over 30 because of his rank…or his retirement would drop to buck Sergeant. He spanned from WWII to Vietnam.

That's cruddy about the rank, but I bet he has some amazing stories. My grandpa was a cook for the Navy at sea. He always made WAY too much food for family meals, lol.

He didn’t talk much about his service. I know he was on 35 missions over Germany in a B-17. I know one of the planes caught “ack-ack” and coasted into Belgium and he “made it to the coast” and back to England. I know that of the original 240 in his squadron, he was the only one to come back.

I Vietnam, he was chief of maintenance on the U-2s and lightening bugs. He and his crew had air conditioned trailers and the base commander didn’t. He sent the planes out overnight to gather film footage. He removed it when they returned in the AM and drove it to Saigon, then back to sleep.

That is really cool, love he had better digs lol!

Oh man, most who've really been thru it don't discuss. My ex FIL never spoke about Vietnam, really.

The only thing Dad talked about concerning Vietnam was there was 1 time the base was being mortared and everyone went to bunkers. 2 hours after the mortaring stopped, he was bored and left the bunker to check on “his” planes and the base. He was offered an award, which he turned down. 1/2

And there was 1 time when they caught a 12 year old girl planted mines outside the front gate. The base commander was off base and he was the highest rank at CWO-4. He had to order her shot. That one was really hard on him.

It wasn’t bad. One thing that was different was the rank (WO-1 to CWO-4 in the Air Force) got 5% per year over 20 instead of the 2.5% the others got. When he retired, the rank was no longer available, so the retirement pay was equal to an officer. He retired at 95% active duty pay of a major.

Wow, thats awesome!

There were only 5500 ever in the AF. 4400 warranted in November of 1955 and the other 1100 in January of 1956. Dad was in the 2nd group, which wasn’t bad considering he was forced to sign up by his CO the day before the test and there were 55,000 total test takers. I’m the result of the celebration

Haha, classic military conception story ❤️ Very impressive promotion against the odds!

LMAO amidst all the horror

He wants paper ballots because that’s how the Supreme Court gave the election to Bush, despite losing.

OMG, universe please make this butchered English stop. It's awful and cringy.

I know this one - the "far away" military ballots don't "arrive in time" to be counted.

F off DT

Yet another illegal rule by decree. There's no way SCOTUS or Congress could support this with laws or rulings; to do so would openly flout the Constitution, something which currently, Trump is trying to get away with daily. There might be 1 million service members, but there are millions of veterans

Who won't hesitate to take them on if they go rogue. Enough of us remember our training to make use of equipment if we capture it & if dying for the Constitution is required to ensure my daughter doesn't end up in a breeding camp or worse I'll gladly die a thousand times over. Stand by & stand ready

Omg, I’ve lost my ability to focus on mind, body and soul. “Breaking” English 😆😂😂😂👏

He’s fucking alive.

I am so disappointed. 🫠

Yep. You can tell. “Far away military” -phrasing only F47 could construct.

The only superlative he seems to know is “beautiful”.

Sign of dementia. Like saying wrist clock for wristwatch.

I will be using ‘wrist clock’ from now on thank you and my wife is gonna LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!! *rubs hands together maniacally*

Too bad

Not necessarily. It's very possible Stephen Miller has been writing his tweets for months already, imitating his style.

If only trump's were a parody, but sadly it's not.

Maybe DJT thinks the military are stationed in Far Far Away? The "paper ballots" measure is interesting because a physical record is much more difficult to 'disappear'. To steal the next election he will have to set all those ballots on fire, or change the voting marks before they go into the box.

To your point, MAGA morons were indeed setting ballot drop-boxes ablaze in 2024.

Those are ‘body blows’, Trump won’t react publicly but we know he is seeing these and it is wearing him down

Wonder if DJ is still writing those himself or if he has a protoge?

No way that’s him.

Foolish guy, paper ballots are electronically tallied. He probably knew that since that’s what Musk manipulated for him.

I’m here for the Newsom trolling, I can’t help it! I think it’s my due to my petty nature. It’s like mimicking every word someone says when you’re 5 years old. Annoying AF but oddly satisfying.

Though this is a "parody" of Newsom's Press Office and not the actual Newsom's Press Office. Bluesky has a mirror account for it. Here's the real one. x.com/GovPressOffice

What about those who are traveling out of state for work, or on vacation, or at an out of state college? Or maybe a single parent ?

Whatever Newsom’s social media person is getting paid, it’s not enough. This is hilarious!

Gavin College Newsom

Who died and made him King ? Democracy ? Ftn.

Remember. Executive Orders are not law. Unless Congress passes law. 🗽🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻

Hey Dump, vote stealer. Don’t tell me how to vote. At least I do my voting the lawful way.

C is for college....he's killing it.

He means himself when he says very ill, doesn't he.

covfefe

Mail in votes are paper?

Again, someone else like JD Thiel or Stephen Miller is posting for him as this is absolutely not Trump's style of communication.

Ditto!

why are all these specimen representatives of such an extreme? rump is extremely stupid miller is a ganglion (just wow!) vance is an extreme porn star and a political pillsberry dough boy thiel, i am sure, has at least seven hoacruxes kicking around. my god! someone take 'em out of their misery

🥹😂😂

He is not smart enough to use the words "To that end"

They should have run it through Gavin Newsom's team first.. he's got a better handle on Trump speak

😂 So true

And he doesn't usually capitalize every word, just random ones.

I dunno... "I will be doing an executive order" English is dead in the hands of a corpse.

he is the autopen for project 2025

I started laughing as soon as I read the ......... I will be doing part 🤣 Grade 3 smack talk!

He always wants to "Do a deal."

He forgot: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

When things suddenly become frantic like in the death of a loved one or in the sudden death of a dictator, it's common to miss the details.

Neither is the idiots posting for him!! They’re all morons!

It is a fact that MANY of his Handlers compose his posts. But I do wonder what poor fucker in the WH is the chosen one to post some of his diatribes at 2am?!

I thought the same thing, not Trump.

I came here to mock blue maga getting behind newsom, but just stopped over to say, I agree This is way too concise for trump. Not enough insults

Was just thinking that; and, it’s not all in CAPS?!

He's not dead he's hiding from the release of the Epstein Files! Bet he's in Russia!

😆

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Hey president DJT; first off, Fuck You. Secondly; how are you feeling? Thirdly; you have no fucking authority to modify the way that ANY state conducts elections. Unless of course you can bully or threaten your Red State lackeys to do as the God-King commands. And last but not least; Fuck You. USA

I'm sure those thousands of disabled people, single parents with small kids or two jobs and no transportation, and the elderly in assisted living facilities and nursing homes will hustle down to the inconveniently located polling place to vote.

Because that was what Putin told him to do at their meeting in Alaska

Putin - my useful idiot cannot speak foreign language or English Stupid Amerikanskis!

Are mail in ballot paper?

Ugh, I can't believe this idiot called it far away military and not military stationed overseas. WTF, how fucking stupid is this guy?

YES.

😃✅️🤭🤗

Oops! Replay of 2020! Trump, While Attacking Mail Voting, Casts Mail Ballot Again August 19, 2020 www.npr.org/2020/08/19/9...

We use paper ballots already. Somehow putting them in a box seems to be troubling him.

I think their real issue w/ mail-in voting is how well we are able to track our ballots. We get a notice when they're on the way to us, when they've been picked up after we put them in a ballot box, when they arrive for counting, and when they've been counted. That screws up GOPs cheating plans.

Correct

This and the fact that statistically Dems vote by mail, and early vote something like 3-to-1 compared to Republicans. It’s another form of vote suppression.

A lot of people didn't get these, because there was so much voter suppression.

👏🏻🙌🏻👍🏻

NO EXCEPTIONS! Except for ...

“NO EXCEPTIONS … Except For …”

Trump is throwing red meat for his base. The fact is, how people vote is up to the states. Donnie the Dictator is afraid of losing the House and Senate in the mid-term elections. He should be.

😄

C IS FOR COLLEGE

“doing” is also bothering me in that post. Yes he’s illiterate, but this one feels like a trump assistant to me honestly.

lol now he’s not using all caps because of GCN 😂 so he’ll just capitalize every first letter of the whole paragraph 😂

💀

It's all trump can do not to capitalize his words. It's killing him showing some restraint.

79 going on 99. Tick, tock.

Paper ballots 🗳 a good way to cheat with the Russian induced voting machines. I trust nothing coming out of the house of white anymore!!!

How does he think people vote by mail?? (Hint: they fill out a paper ballot”)

He also doesn't seem to realize that mail-in ballots ARE paper ballots.

oh you silly crank ... dementia this gesture is just for you - 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 five yes count them ... IF you can ... 🤔

far, far away

Mic Drop 🎤 💥

He knows the best words 🤣🤣🤣 This is a serious violation of the constitution and will be slapped down. The taco regime nneds to quit distracting us and produce the unredacted Epstein files now!!!

Love the condescending nature of the Newsom post…….giving Trump back what he gives

Ka POW !!!

Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files, Release the Epstein files and furthermore...Release the Epstein files...

"C is for college" is an all-time classic. Full marks

Zinger... shoot that straight into my veins. 😂🤣

You won stop crying go back to been dead and stop with the stupid thing use more of then anyone else in less then a year

Bawhawhaw this is absolutely beautiful, rock on governor

How could you possibly run the United States without reading…oh you can’t.

share.newsbreak.com/eslxv8t9?s=i16 Is Schwarzenegger is in the Epstein files? Why is he trying to derail momentum now????

Who ever wrote this statement never took a class in english, writing, reading comprehension or construction of a sentence. It is sad we have people like this making laws that will affect our lives forever.Take a course in all of the above along with Civics and government classes. This hurts my brain

😹😹😹

Yeah, so Republicans can't think rationally, of course. A gruntload of Republican (MAGA) voters in FL are elderly who are infirm in various ways & can't stand in lines at the polls. So they use mail in ballots. Guess Trump can kiss those votes goodbye. "The very ill" - like Trump himself?

This might be my favorite Newsom comeback ⭐💡🏆👍👏🫶 ♥️🤍💙🇺🇲 Oh and fuck Donald Jessica Trump....the one that's in the Epstein files

I flat out don’t trust some MAGA MFer counting my vote!!!

Sign up to be a precinct worker.

Seriously.

We need to overwhelm the system with volunteer Democrat poll workers and legal advisors

I’m sure only certified MAGAs can be poll workers.

No, not at all. Sometimes you have to take a few hours' class, but you can do it anywhere. They don't check your party affiliation.

They didn’t check your party affiliation in the past. I suspect things will be different, like a “we’ll call you if you are qualified “. And then just ignore many. These people are crooks. They are being told Democrats are corrupt so they will “get even”. In other words I don’t trust the Nazis.

Gotta try.

Can MAGA count with those Arabic numerals, though???? 🤔 Sounds kinda…woke to me.

Trump definitely didn’t write that, he uses all caps not capital letters for the first letter of almost every word…which also dumb as shit.

does he realize this will slow down counting votes we will not have an official winner until maybe Jan 5th the day before it goes to congress to verify unless that is his plan nobody can hold it up in the courts won't matter anyway since there will only be 1 candidate [him to vote for

He doesn't care.

that is what scares me most

I work 12 hour shifts. If I’m scheduled to work there is no way I can get to the polls. FDT

Trump threatened to sue all his former schools if they released his grades. Maybe @michaelcohen212.bsky.social, it would be great if you could share what that was all about.