I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
🏳️🌈Former Latchkey child 👱🏻♀️Pink & Blonde til break of dawn 🏳️⚧️she/her/hers 🔞MDNI, I'm pro-SW 🦿The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it now more than ever.
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I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it
Your hair is always perfect - I love it so much! (Love the rest of ya, too, but don't wanna be icky and comment on the body.)
I am smitten with your hair! *saves to show stylist*
I mean, even in Marvel Snap, Artgerm variants sell like orgasm-inducing hotcakes. Which is kind of a bummer since Artgerm themselves get no additional kickback for it. Also, I honestly really like the half-helmet design, zipper gravity be damned.
Like "be responsible" implies it's a damnable chore, not nurturing loved ones. Like you don't "babysit" your own kid, you parent.
Nah, I get it. They shouldn't "be responsible for it" - they should WANT to do right by the kid early on, and show love and support while helping grow by doing things like reading them stories. And if the kid "just so happens" to learn how to read along with you in the meantime, all the better <3
Y'all both look good, by like a lot. Absolute weaponized sex, in the best way possible. <3 (meant in platonic -and- very gay ways) But that look on @audreyashes.bsky.social 's face here? Yeah, god diggity damn. I'd never survive that kind of smolder in person, but what a way to go, right?
Cheeky!
Oh, double eww. Well, I hope her clam gets barnacles.
Ok hear me out... "AI" isn't AI
It's definitely great looking, but it's just a smidge away from perfect. Maybe like a dark belt that hangs off the hip or something? Granted, you're so hot you're measured in Kelvin, so anything you wear is great, but, you know, fashion...
Especially at the sake of your human decency. I hope that they get mutated pubic lice that eats their wangs off.
Oh word? Well, hot diggity daffodil! <3 He does good work, and he's pretty prioritized on my feed.
I'm just glad to see another Captain Midnight fan in the wild.
Everybody wants to be a cat! Because the cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at…
This shit is Plantains!
First time I saw the puppy pound, I lost it. Like, soda out of my nose lost it.
1) ...because she had a celestial body. 2) ...since she was out of this world. 3) ...as she would brighten up any room she was in.
We refer to this as "manual attitude recalibration"
Dogfather himself! Ruff ruff!
Dogfather! Ruff ruff!
Honestly, you're one of my top 5 channels all time. If someone mentions something you've covered on Reddit, I'm there with links. I'm a fan of your work and the fact that you're not a flailing, screaming sack of shit makes it even easier to like your work. Do it up, Feisty Pup! I believe in you!
Ooooh, got that Tillamook!
Every transgender needs to buy a gun rn (and I hate guns)
I -LOVE- Yvonne DeCarlo, but I'd be lying if I said I'd never wanna see the alternate universe in which Phoebe took off, negating the creation of Lillian.
I saw it on my screen and literally out loud said "What in the Hedonismbot?" so I'm glad I'm the only one
Ready for Godot, oh oh!
I'm loving this look! <3
Same, except I remembered the name (not to flex on you)
It's like you have your head on your own shoulder! teehee
"Looks?" My dear friend, he was more coke than man. Coke-liath. Cokezilla. Jean Coke Van Damme, if you will. I remember seeing a retro on the movie that said he didn't from their research. I think it was Matt McMuscles. youtube.com/watch?v=GMZyjvanTEQ
1) You're gorg, and anyone offering "ways for you to be prettier" that aren't silly jokes is a liar because -respectfully- DAMN <3 2) No such thing as "wearing too much black." You layer your blacks up, you use texture. 3) Besides, if you want color, you've got your makeup!
Was Drew hosting, or was it still Bob Barker?
This move by the Trump administration is an overtly discriminatory civil rights violation. Trans people have the same legal rights as other Americans — end of story. There are lots of good reasons to keep certain people from owning guns. Being trans isn't one of them. https://cnn.it/4niJnxG
Now being reported by CNN. edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...
Va va (and I can not stress this enough) voom!
Could be Pavlovian of sorts. But I’m not against the concept…
Cool, we can do the back to back thing!
Sweet! What are you gonna build? Armor? Weapons?
I'll die on this hill (likely literally) but the social contract of Tolerance is just that - a contract. If you don't adhere to it, you're not protected by it.
This hurts more than 1000 Tiffany's boyfriends.
I did not know this existed....... *rabbit hole of research*
And remember - Too much lube is ALMOST enough!
I bet Spider-Man wishes he could say the same! <3 Congrats, friendo!
Yay, I may finally have a tank to heal instead of 5 dps!
There’s only one way to make us stop demanding the release of the Epstein files.
"We sent Hiroshima and Nagasaki some very strongly worded letters...."
🎶Yeeeeppppppppppp!
The takeaway from the Epstein survivors’ press conference: the era of silence is over. The powerful men who exploited and protected this network — including those in Congress and the Oval Office — will no longer escape accountability.
And the hair of a goddess!
Wooooooooooooooooooooo! <3
Literally just opened the app to check on you 🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💖
What a mighty good man
That is weaponized hotness, friendo <3
thank you employment jelly
Epstein survivors speak out. www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
One of my biggest gripes with the Fallout show is this guy. In the show, he's named Cooper Howard, and he's basically kind of a cowboy/scoundrel/outlaw type. My gripe? The name "Walton Goggins" is infinitely better for that kind of character.
Yeah, I see it. And you're rocking it, friendo! <3
Did Abbi & Ilana clean his apartment?
This calls me out 100% sadly, except I'm good in the support role up to gold (maybe higher if I have a good tank I can trust.) I'm low-tier in fighting games online, and I never cared for Pokémon outside the pinball game. And being in my 40s it feels like this alienates me from the community.
Sending love and strength like
WE BUILT THIS CITY WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ANCIENT CODE
I had it soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad for Foxy Brown.
PORTLAND: Lots of folks have gotten out of the habit of masking. But we can get those KN95s back out for #RCCC @rosecitycc.bsky.social. We don't have a real CDC anymore, and we don't know WHAT to expect from the next variant. Let's take this one simple step to protect ourselves and each other!
How on earth did they let you in? With that outfit, you're a 🔥FIRE🔥 hazard waiting to happen! Seriously - that cropped motojacket <3
This is 100% 90's R&B album cover vibes. Like, I wanna see the "Whatever" video with you working with En Vogue. Once again, knocked it out of the park! <3
"Thank you for coming to my TURD talk."
Sending you all sorts of love and good vibes <3
Right? Ugly motherfucker looks like an alligator shit out a beaver.
📢 GOTV #ONEV1 #Pinks 🌸 #Voices4Victory 👇🏾CANNOT
All over the place, but I did get one at least.
We Run, We Jump, We Swim & Play! We Row & Go On Trips!
Right? So hot a bitch's gotta be measured in Kelvin <3 Looking great, dahlink! <3
Pardon the tangential, but that doesn't even cover what happened to poor Jay North during his stint as TV's Dennis The Menace (US.) So, to summarize, the Dennis franchise has a LOT of shitty people attached to it. Thanks for the interesting read!
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The sparkling eyes The lush red hair Booty Booty Booty Booty Rockin' Everywhere
Hard feels today…✌🏽💜✊
There's a joke here about firewire, I just know it
Like Jennifer Walters over here 💚
I only knew one person who had this game (until I bought his NES from him so he could get SNES and then it was mine.) The menu theme popped into my head as soon as I saw this.
I was thinking it, you said it. Well played, Clerks.
I can see him now, replicating giant pancakes....
So I could pick you up at a Farmer's Market and take you home? Got it. ;) (sorry, couldn't resist the wordplay!)
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I get it. Ribbity, but never flibbity-gibbity.
As someone who was alive for a significant amount of time by 1994, I can confirm that yes, this look is highly 1994.
(and for the record, your birthday shoot was what I first found, so I was obviously floored with awesomeness.)
Yeah, babe. <3 So, I'm PNW. Longest I've been in IL was a layover a O'Hare. Found you here, and was smitten with your style and sass. It was the first thing I noticed about you and I found it super endearing (not in a flirty-way.) I think you're so cool, you should be measured in Kelvin.
Solid choices, with special love to Wind Waker and FF12. I will die on the hill that the Gambit system was one of the best things introduced in the series vis-a-vis controlling party members.
"You're hurting my elbow" energy but reversed
Here's your no-prize, friendo! Thanks for responding!
Don't call them Shirley.
Don't know why Disney is trending, but keep this on the front burner. A subpoena duces tecum was just sent to the Epstein estate. The window of time in which they are seeking information goes as far back as Jan 1990. 1990 Right when Trump and Epstein started to became "good friends"
