Canada has to be tired of having the tariffs raised on them for the Epsteinth time.
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Canada has to be tired of having the tariffs raised on them for the Epsteinth time.
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more arms for the war he was going to end on day one? why is he still talking about that? surely, epstein's valued customer didn't make another promise he couldn't keep?
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in the meantime, we can enjoy the spectacle of the mouth breathing goons fighting among themselves while their ignorant, rabid cult followers come to the painful realization that one or more of their infallible gods must be lying to them. i hope the cognitive dissonance gives them migraines.
thank you! so infuriating when the media perpetuates the narrative that the countries on the angry orange one's list somehow pay the price. they don't. we do. a tariff is a tax on US companies and consumers.
#bringbackpolio
Well, there used to be, but then the good people of Texas elected an ignorant, hateful con man whose pet south african ferret shut down much of NOAA. But I'm sure Temu Gestapo will be on the spot to deport any survivors or rescue volunteers with suspiciously un-white names...
jfc, Temu Gestapo. At least the Germans built quality facilities.
well, we know what this means: $TSLA shares will go up again tomorrow. The only company on earth that can a) make an awful product, b) fail at selling it, and c) have an inept sociopath at the helm -- yet still attract endless $$$ from insane swasti-cult investors.
jfc. to paraphrase one of their heroes: "is americans learning?" apparently not ..
a circle jerk of impotence. a confluence of irrelevance. a choir of the tone-deaf wailing into the wind. jfc, what will it take for the democratic party to ditch the dead weight at the top, regroup, and give us the competent opposition party we desperately need?
We r so fucked.
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Ah, good. The popcorn to enjoy with the pending cage match between Elmo and Donald. This should be outstanding entertainment. I hope they both leave the ring on stretchers, battered and beaten.
When the headline reads, "entire D leadership (finally) resigns in disgrace," I'll start paying attention. Until then, they can FOAD.
I really wish I could leave my brain in a zip lock bag in the mudroom and just go enjoy a walk -- instead, the fucking thing has to come along and ruin everything...
Sounds like Donald is about to offer financial and military assistance to his bff in Moscow, paid for by the American tax payers...
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I'm sure CVS sells a nice tectonic plate clipper with a 50% off coupon...
Now that Beijing knows Donny is a bad poker player, a terrible negotiator, and a total pussy, we can only wait to see how this'll play out with regards to Taiwan when China decides the time is right.
Awww. Our thoughts and tariffs are with Austin at this time.
"If I cover my eyes the monsters can't see me." We're being governed by toddlers. But, when all else fails, the Orange One can always whip out his magic marker and make the bad weather go away.
But Fashy Elmo's neck beards now have the passwords at treasury and there's zero oversight. What's to stop the government from buying all those lemons at full price and letting the tax payer's eat the loss?
On the other hand, Fashy Elmo had gotten Swasticar without even needing to apply.
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how do you get to write, "art of the deal" when you clearly have zero understanding of even the most basic aspects of commerce and trade? and how are free market Republicans in congress okay with this?
out. fucking. standing. as always.
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He assured everyone he was going to end that war on day 1... could he have been -- gasp! -- lying?!?
Your School House Rock moment......
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Does he know how ANYTHING works?!? Poor Mark Carney, I hope he brought crayons and stuffies to show Trump how the most basic aspects of trade works...
they're both winning and we're losing.
As soon as he's done destroying social security, Elon's main man Big Balls is going to fix it. no worries.
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imagine unironically using the phrase, "corruption of morality" while also sharing a bed with an undead ghoul cos-playing as Goebbels who watches documentaries about Auschwitz to get aroused...
the same way the patriot boys and 3 percenters claim to be defending America from tyranny... except if they happen to like the tyrant and hate the same people as him, then they're cool with it all and the Constitution suddenly doesn't matter.
FAFO -- corporate edition.
wait a day or two, and there'll be an exception to the tariffs for those...
never thought of it that way, and you're exactly right.
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80 years ago today, my grandfather and his fellow Danish police officers returned to Denmark after being liberated from Buchenwald concentration camp. Why are ignorant, cruel people taking us down this path again?!?
Well, well, well. I'm sure the inept fascists ensconced at the decimated USDA will work with scientists to solve this. What's that? They fired all the scientists and stopped funding research? Oh, well. FAFO, farmers who voted MAGA, FAFO...
Worth noting that Niemoller came around to that view after initially being a Nazi sympathizer. The MAGA crowd can perhaps see the light -- eventually. Until then, we protect their intended victims. speak out, and stall their campaign of cruelty and hate.
He was the muppet who Fucked Around but it's the poor kids who Find Out...
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The U.S. measles outbreak has now topped over 900 people. Bravo, MAGA. 🤦♀️
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if only there were competent adults with a vision and a sense of urgency in charge of the party... instead, it's good ol' Chuck and the Clusterfuckers who brought about loss after loss since 2016 by being utterly tonedeaf, clueless, and out of touch.
Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!
the only acceptable reason for the army to be in DC would be to help wheel The Orange Felon's casket off to the dump.
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Damn, that was some #trailtherapy for the win. #whywelivehere.
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brilliant. just.. brilliant.
where are the free market libertarians when we need them? apparently, the ameri-fascists are happy having big gov tell you what you can and can't do in your bedroom AND your bathroom...
they'll win on appeal
"Transportation Sec Sean Duffy was touring the Newark facility, along with the president of the air traffic controllers union, "trying to reassure the public and reassure controllers that they're working on this." Uh, why the fuck is the union allowing itself to be used as a prop and not protesting?
oh. ffs. the typhoid mary of the stock market.
Well, you voted in favor of Brooke Rollins for Sec of AG, so good luck with that -- and 'thoughts & tariffs' to the poor farmers you helped inflict her on.
perfect. Chuck and Nancy approve. 'Quibbles' is a bit strong, maybe tone that down a little so they don't offend anyone.
they've got a crack squad of the party's best working on how they can fundraise off all the damage -- and then fumble the ball and accept the blame for all of it. schumer is working on a catchy name, and nancy is finding the right shade of lipstick to slap on the pig that is the party.
jfc. get back to us when you're old enough to shave. That guy is who you picture when a squeaky voice on Call Of Duty hurls insults at other player's moms when he loses...
As depressing, if not at all surprising: all the ammosexuals in the miltias who keep insisting they're not right wing nuts but simply patriots defending the Constitution and protecting us against tyranny... awfully quiet these days. Almost like they dgaf if their guy is the tyrant.
Billionaires like Trump and Musk don’t have a clue what it means for working families when it becomes too expensive to buy your kid a birthday present.
Why waste time and bandwidth on this pointless grandstanding? It's a great cause and all, but read the room: you couldn't pass this back when you were in charge -- and right now, democracy is being threatened. Maybe focus on what matters most, Adam?
Meanwhile, in Canada…
if elections no longer matter, then a lack of voter support isn't a problem. once he's crowned king, he can appoint his loyal lords to office as needed. "but... but... the constitution... the supreme court..." -- yeah, so here's the thing.. shit only matters until it can be ignored or subverted.
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omfg, these clueless ghouls would totally have had lengthy opinion pieces about the best colors to go with the yellow star of David for your train ride east. And what was that Frank girl wearing in that attic, anyway? She could at least have accessorized...
hey, credit where credit is due: they got the right house this time. other than that? absolutely disgraceful waste of taxpayer money.
Still not clear what big tech wants, then: they're paying millions to suck up to The Orange One, but then want nothing to do with law firms that do the exact same thing?!? if the tech bros weren't so tone deaf they'd maybe get the hint they're doing something wrong?
Nah. He'll just outsource it all to Moscow. Cheaper and simpler that way, with fewer Signal leaks.
No, but she can now get a job in HHS fluffing RFK Jr while cutting his heroin.
Smart kid, clearly going places... just not the U.S. Our loss, someone else's gain.
So, he lasted a good 2 Scaramuccis. Not bad for a rookie. I assume Donald will now save money by outsourcing our natsec directly to Moscow?
well, I'm sure they'll get an upgrade to economy comfort on their flight to El Salvador, then.
that quaint, endearing notion that the Constitution will still be relevant three-and-a-half years from now... he won't *need* to get elected to a third term if he can simply appoint himself to one.
Can't wait for Carville and Schumer to get in an Uber and fuck the fuck off to the Home for Overripe Has Beens. Let Hogg, AOC and the ppl who actually care give us a real party to support at long last.
This guy would do a better job -- and be less fashy, too. Swasticars still won't sell, though...
well, obviously the next step is to stop the flow of this kind of slanderous data. if we don't have access to the real numbers, then bessent & co are blissfully free to make up whatever figures they like. and we know the NYT et al would happily report them as facts.
and what a glorious hompse it is to behold.
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