How about you just send me your address and I’ll mail you a check?
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How about you just send me your address and I’ll mail you a check?
Everyone knows Bill Belichick just went down to coach UNC so he could pick up college chicks.
Singing in Elvis voice, “I’m caught on a fence…”
“So then I says to the guy, I says, ‘Fuck you and your tariffs, you orange buffoon!’”
Oh! But he's not trying to corrupt the elections...
“Fuck you, Trump!” -Samuel Gompers
Skipped my bedtime Advil if you’re into bad girls who flirt with danger.
I in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is an unregistered firearm
Maybe Disney can buy it for the “Alligator Alcatraz Adventure”?
Fueled by conservative tears!!!
“Fuck it! Just throw it out the window.” Reminded me of this gem… youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?...
I’m just guessing here, but I’m thinking Li’l Stevie’s not into hip-hop.
Happy Labor Day! I can’t believe it’s September. We had no direct sunrise today but we had several pre-sunrise configurations, including this very nice display to the north. It’s a narrow vertical so definitely tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
That’s just gorgeous!
On Thursdays I dj at Planned Parenthood.
OH MY GOD. Gavin Newsom just reenacted Trump’s cabinet meeting. And it’s epic. #Ukraine #SupportUkraine
God, I hope so! He’s an evil human.
Today we celebrate the strength and resilience of working people everywhere. Nearly 300,000 federal employees have lost their jobs this year not because of necessity, but because of a political agenda. And while people’s lives were destroyed in the name of “saving money,”
. Labor Day in Trump's America . . . 💠 😔 💠 .
OK who did this?💀😂
Stephen Miller, finding out the planes of kids never left the United States for Guatemala.
When everyone gets together to talk about the elephant in the room… But the elephant isn’t invited.
But, but… they’re great friends?
them: ugh, could you be more annoying me: oh god, yes
💯
Mike’s Hard Anxietea
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
The you read it the right way!
Cars these days have too many gadgets I just put it in reverse and it showed a movie of someone getting ran over
Farewell and adieu!
I’m too worried about youth right here in America!
Only a couple weeks until my birthday- I sure hope someone gets me the euthanasia I’ve been asking for
“So then I says to the guy, I says, ‘Fuck you and your tariffs, you orange buffoon!’”
Miners before UNIONS….take a long look.
*KGB meeting, 1987* KGB Director: We need to find an American so shameless and narcissistic that he would compromise his country for money and power. Young Vladimir Putin: Got a guy!
oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
And all this time, I thought Rudy sold his backbone to Trump…
I’m going to keep saying it. RFK must resign or be fired. People will not only be sicker because of him; they will die.
Republicans: “Stop making everything about race.” Really? White people enslaved Black people for generations, stole Native land, lynched and segregated us, burned down Black communities that thrived, and treated Mexican land & labor like property to be taken. America already made it about race.
Well, duh! They’re not being paid to speak up anymore.
President Donald Trump has visited his golf resorts on roughly a quarter of the days since his second inauguration in January.
“And I want all my haters to be groveling at my feet… And I want a hamburger, no, a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, and a milkshake.” Mr, President, you’ll get nothing and like it!
“I’m tired of these fuckers pulling this fascist bullshit in my name!” -Jesus
🚨 “The people united will never be divided!” Happening in OUR nation’s capital today. 1/2
“But, other than that, I’d be proud to be his VP.”
JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy. I never liked him. I don’t think he’s the person. I don’t think he cares about folks. I think that he’s noxious and is leading the white working class to a very dark place.” { ht: @marcofoster.bsky.social }
Well, at least we know his spine is VERY flexible.
I’m afraid that those “Superior Officers” were nominated EXACTLY for their willingness to do this.
I’m afraid many Americans thought they were voting for “World’s Biggest Asshole” instead of President.
but why, OF ALL PLACES, was she selling seashells by the seashore?
He won’t let the press anywhere near him. This is getting weirder and weirder.
I don’t think JD would actually help hold him up.
BREAKING: Trump calls ESPN demanding he be nominated for the Heisman Trophy.
C’mon people! We storm the White House at noon!!!
As a person who doesn't cook sometimes I like to ask "what if I were to make this very involved recipe with ingredients I do not have?"
I hope someone asks me how I am. I have so many things to complain about
Perfect!
youtube.com/shorts/HU_ZA... just found this guy - he says it straight!
Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me. “Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis.
My skeletons have their own closets.
It’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock & roll. Stick it the man.
I always run into a room swinging a katana in case any ninjas are hiding there
Who knew Stephen Miller was a stand-up comedian?!
I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.
Maybe it’s the vodka talkinv, but I just wwanna say thanks to all of you for makingthese times more tolable!
14 y/o daughter, seeing OB/GYN sign: Ooh, OB/GYN! I wanna be one of them someday! Me: Really? That’s cool. Her: No, I’m just kidding. That’s disgusting!
WHERE ARE THE RUSSIAN SANCTIONS?!?!
SHOCKER!!!
Never forget… doctorsforamerica.org/statement-re...
January 20th, 2029: 1600 Pennsylvania ave Washington, DC #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
Perfect club selection!
“Sir, we don’t often make this award posthumously. But what your death has contributed to the world is unprecedented. We thank you for leaving us.” -the Nobel committee upon his death
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
Really hoping that RFK, Jr. is serving as Donald Trump’s personal physician.
Don’t trust the experts.
So much for all you libtards spreading the rumor that President Trump died, as he's clearly pictured here today out golfing like a BOSS and healthier than ever! #DonaldTrump
Forget Sexy… We’re bringing measles back!!!
I generally don’t like funerals… But there’s definitely one I’m looking forward to.
Shit, would you let any one of them babysit for you?!
How can you even say this with a straight face? Never mind, I forgot, Miller’s too filled with hate to smile.
I’m more of a matinee idle.
Him: Well, if you ask me- Me: Let me stop you right there.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s really a beautiful, uplifting story of a shark overcoming his bulimia.
If you’ve never seen it, now’s as good a time as any. Chaplin’s first talkie released in 1940. Never even knew the full horrors of the Holocaust at the time.
when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster
Noémie Ann 