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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social

rudy giuliani has broken all bones in his body following a tragic accident (attempting to fuck a moving cement mixer)

aug 31, 2025, 9:42 pm • 294 27

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ginny1956.bsky.social @ginny1956.bsky.social

😅

sep 1, 2025, 12:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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kim ceann @kimdanner.bsky.social

Laughing.Out. Loud!

aug 31, 2025, 11:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeff Heisler @jrheisler.bsky.social

He may never sit up again

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sep 1, 2025, 12:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Gym Jordan @gymjordan.kids

My only ragret is having boneitis
aug 31, 2025, 9:46 pm • 5 0 • view
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Just Jill 💖 @just-jillg.bsky.social

The question I have is did they release the Epstein files yet?

sep 1, 2025, 4:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social

Well, at least we know his spine is VERY flexible.

aug 31, 2025, 9:43 pm • 4 0 • view
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marnyb.bsky.social @marnyb.bsky.social

Any odds on him not recovering?

aug 31, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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DeeJay 🇨🇦🦫 @charmjarm.bsky.social

Good things happen to those deserving.

sep 1, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Ben Buchanan @benlbuchanan.bsky.social

Is there a GoFundMe for the mixer?

aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 9 0 • view
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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social

The cement mixer is resting quietly at home.

aug 31, 2025, 9:50 pm • 5 0 • view
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https://derkoolschrank.com/ @derkoolschrank.bsky.social

Giuliani was fleeing an irate unpaid hooker. Ended up in The Four Seasons hospital.

aug 31, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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Admiral of Aotearoa @muskeyb8927.bsky.social

😂😂

sep 1, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Larry Jackson @ljlawyers.bsky.social

Was the mixer 15 years old?

aug 31, 2025, 10:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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702ajf @vegasgello.bsky.social

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aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 2 0 • view