While I will be very happy that we did do it when it is done, I cannot recommend doing a kitchen renovation in a house you are currently living in.
I’m not a real doctor but I am a real worm. 💛🤍💜🖤
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While I will be very happy that we did do it when it is done, I cannot recommend doing a kitchen renovation in a house you are currently living in.
Our kitchen cabinet install will be complete today. The countertop measurement (with lasers!) appointment is on Monday. It's starting to actually come together and I want to cook something in there SO BAD.
this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be
ok time to reset the timeline 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 BIG BOAT STUCK 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
I can confirm that this oven chicken shawarma recipe is great
i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip
Me walking outside today:
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
Inside you there are two Worfs
"Oh. So you're not a Jey Uso fan?"
about to find out if my boss knows what yeet means because I used it in an email.
I love these Hello ICE posters from Chicago - we need a Boston version.
the bomb exploded, shattering the huge ice floes, and releasing from the depths,
It doesn't seem like Josh Kraft's campaign against bike lanes is working.
losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it
If you’re enjoying Gavin Newsom’s tweets & it gives you a fun charge I will not try to talk you out of that but I would say whatever value the tweets have is not great enough to excuse him from criticism. Yes, even now.
There are some incredibly vital issues at this moment in time that go beyond like, oh we disagree on marginal tax rates but we can still be friendly. Trans rights are one of those issues. Trans rights are human rights and those are not negotiable. (see also: genocide; fascism. not unrelated!)
oh wow the guy who sucks at understanding data and having human empathy is saying he's against trans athletes?
I think its because they got the wrong sort of bicycle
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
bluesky hasn’t become massive but it’s not because we’re an echo chamber, it’s because we’re annoying in a ton of other ways and i think that’s beautiful
I need you to remember to take care of yourself. <3
I keep it ready for a good laugh
Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh https://theonion.com/report-your-naked-body-will-make-entire-morgue-laugh/
new ratio means new meme 😌
I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic
She's a 10, but it's really two 5s in a trenchcoat
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast
People are shouting "LOOK HE'S THE BEST WE CAN DO" about the Governor of California, meanwhile the Governor of Illinois is out here talking like John Wick while *also* standing up for trans people.
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
i thought video games were supposed to help me avoid my problems
It's fitting that "kitchen table issues" is a reference to sitting down at your kitchen table to pay your snail-mail bills and balance your checkbook on physical paper, something which has been obsolete for decades.
You don’t go to Cracker Barrel because it is woke or not woke. You go to Cracker Barrel because you are not at Aunt Carol’s house yet.
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard
Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
good evening
Hawkgirl is one of the greatest superheroes because she is an angry woman who hits her enemies with a mace. She is who many of us aspire to be.
Good morning
I TAKE IT ALL BACK, THESE MOTHERFUCKERS CAN'T LEARN HOW TO RINSE A DAMN BOWL
aye I know a few birds who’ve changed sex too
me working to solve the rising sea levels
Doing a union training today and tomorrow and now I’m all fired up. 🔥🔥🔥
A teenage 4channer was beat up by two 15 year olds in DC, which was spotted and quickly stopped by nearby police. He told his friends, the richest man in the world and the Vice President of the United States, that he was pummeled by a dozen adult Romanians. A week later, Trump federalized DC police.
I am not making this up: the dude on our gate microphone at LAX today called boarding for “Group A as in Apple-bottom jeans” and “Group B as in Boots with the fur”
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...
Saw this the other day. boston.eater.com/closings/122...
Well your books bring me a lot of joy, so I thought you should know. :)
I had to come to work and I'm definitely feeling it. It's awful.
Please keep writing whatever kind of books you want. I'll read all of 'em. :)
I really enjoyed the romance book beats within a horror backdrop. You absolutely frickin' nailed it with this one. Happy Book Birthday!
I read an ARC of this and I loved it. I've enjoyed so many of your books but this one definitely made me laugh THE MOST.
Asked my daughter what she thought of her first viewing of THE THING and got this in response.
For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for
oh, maybe this is why i have a headache today...
I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
There’s absolutely no way this was the best phrasing choice for this headline.
Maybe in order to understand mankeeping, we have to look at the word itself: "mankeeping". Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "eeping". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankeeping.
Oh it’s going to be BEAUTIFUL but not having a kitchen sink for the last month has been HARD.
Anyways, really CHERISH the fucking up of those peppers and onions, is what I'm sayting.
I'm hoping we will have drywall up sometime next week...maybe?
Oh dang, there are many things that are aggravating about our kitchen currently being renovated (and therefore an empty down to the studs room) but the most annoying thing is not being able to really use our CSA this year. :(
wannna see an idea i had in a dream last night?
This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!" The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Facts
Bird sounds.
crying
Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/histori...
BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN
hell? yea, brother
I feel like we don't make it explicit enough that profiteering is the problem with journalism. This is capitalism at work. Most people don't see it because of what Mark Fisher called capitalist realism: it's the air we breathe, we don't question it. It's urgent to keep reminding people it exists
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
You Eat Jar Sauce
"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
They demolished the Pit in 2022, but really the Pit died decades ago. A real bellwether of Harvard Square and Cambridge culture.
A bright spot of hope in dark times. news4sanantonio.com/news/local/a...
Summer Longballs is what I'm naming every D&D character from now on.
it’s my favourite ship dynamic
Seems like the right time to share this wonderful moment again, now with subtitles and some context at the beginning about what they were talking about before Jeff Goldblum shared a George Bernard Shaw quote with Stephen Colbert.
7 years later and I still whisper, “We’re disabled, Daniel, not werewolves” to myself like a sacred mantra whenever I see a non-disabled person discover ableism like it’s the latest hipster indie band.
I'm getting a pan pizza. And this time, *narrows eyes* it's personal…
FREE BEES
When your friend texts "I'm at the game with my brother-in-law, can you play the 30 Rock theme" and then you play it and then you get this video from his brother-in-law.
;)
greetings i have made another zine, this is about how i got my hands on a knife at age ~9 (individual pages in the replies) #internationalzinemonth #minizinejuly2025
