honey i shrunk the gender
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honey i shrunk the gender
but there is an end to it, an eventual acceptance of grief, and it's one of the most beautiful paintings in human history: '89's unfinished painting. his body of work, like this work itself, is complete regardless of how "complete" it appears. the reality of life is that it will be cut short.
so do you dwell on that and just fear it, or do you accomplish EVERYTHING THAT YOU POSSIBLY CAN, do you wallow in self-pity or do you put something, anything down on canvas or paper or a digital space to try to capture that which you have a chance to regardless of how much time you might have left.
in the face of near-certain death; knowing that others coming behind him, who had already had to suffer through persecution and ostracization because of who they were, were also going to face this same spectre of death; he made a statement that whatever you were able to accomplish is still beautiful
after this piece comes out, if you look at his diaries, we find the first mentions of AIDS since he learned of his status, and the tone is like night and day compared to pre-'88 diagnosis. this was a man who made peace with his situation, and it wasn't just because he needed to.
he knew that others were going to need him to have been able to do that. he had peers he could turn to while grappling with this, but by the nature of the AIDS crisis there simply wasn't a prior generation that he could turn to. so haring made sure the next generation would have him, at least.
that's why he's a gay artist nate silver, you pretentious piece of shit
the catholic church's homophobia in combination with the fact that most artists are and always have been gay has led to exactly one predictable outcome: church art being Very Normal about saint sebastian
you havent seen Gay & Horny until youve seen a catholic closet case
train coming at screen got ROBBED
the cops have arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania but somebody heard if the dope isn't actually in the room with you they can't prove possession
glad you're having a good time lmao
it's really funny that when i discussed my sex life with my gender clinic shrink when she was like "was this hard to talk about" i was just like "nah you should see the shit i post on bluesky lmao"
ok that was my post nut clarity for the night. sleep well y'all ✌️
i need release violently taken from me so bad dhskgldkjdskl
basically all my bedroom partners are subs and while i'm a switch so it's FINE i ENJOY DOMMING god i cannot express into words how badly i need a hot woman to use me
holy shit i need a cute girl to domme me so fucking bad
Thank you for your service
you have my sword
god damnit Google stop offering to let me log into porn sites with my Google account get yer own porn ya perv
yeahg
📌
woag...
LOTR but like i'd fuck a pixie
true
don't talk to me like you're above wanting to fuck an elf. don't come in here all high and mighty pretending like you don't want to fuck an elf
"If Elves were real I'd be up into their guts 24/7 until my cock fell off, he who pulls me out of them shall be named King Arthur" is the normal and healthy baseline opinion
i'm so gay
i'm sorry emma that sucks :(
completely fair
Voters will literally bring back polio before learning who is on the local zoning commission.
having arm candy *and* MILF is too powerful
anyway if anyone knows if you can disable private number calls it'd be appreciated
sometimes i get a week of peace but yeah i'd prefer it if he Just Fuckin Stopped lol
ty Mara I appreciate ya 🙏
anyway at least i now have a reason to not pick up my phone lmao
yeah, the private number calls are the most annoying bc those don't get blocked
like jfc take a fucking hint dude
deeply regret giving this loser my number because despite me blocking him almost two months ago this asshole is STILL CALLING ME
hell yea i'm cool :)
from what i understand it's more or less Chainsaw Man the TTRPG, seems pretty cool. my gf's been obsessed so i've been learning a bit about the setting by proxy lol
Holmes, you've done it again! All of Middle-Earth owes you a great debt, you've tremendously assiated the Fellowship's journey! How did you know to say 'Friend' in Sindarin to gain access to the Doors of Durin, old boy? Ah, well, mellon entry, my dear Watson.
(but all i know of CAIN i picked up from hearing my gf infodump about it so no idea if that's accurate i might just be boss babying it)
this sounds extremely CAIN coded too
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Video of police firing teargas on campus grounds at a university (Not sure which) in Bandung Indonesia. This is so messed up. This vid posted by ilhampid on Twitter at 02:58 local time but maybe from earlier.
Indonesian Pop Base posted this 17 min ago.
is it normal that my left index finger was already slightly calloused from like. 2 days of playing for maybe a combined hour total if that
didn't expect to randomly get into guitar but here we are feels so much easier now that i already know how to play one instrument tbh
A chords are of the devil but I WILL master them
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
pfohh, it's been a while since I did my install so I'd need to look up what specific tutorials I used fortunately if you post about Linux Linux users will crawl out of the woodwork to offer advice and/or be the most annoying people on the planet case in point:
It's open source, so over the years various communities have made their own versions of Linux to best suit their newds. Mint is pretty darn similar to Windows 7 and runs pretty great out of the box which is part of why I picked it
The only good thing about Starmerism is that it’s failing so completely that it may convince other center-left parties not to go in that direction
The correct answer to a citizen of Klansville, Alabama saying they feel like the country is leaving them behind is “good.”
(i wouldn't actually go bc that would be creepy i don't want to like *actually* be a redhead chaser but like)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KMS I HAVE FAILED IN LIFE
yes ma'am o7
that is quite simply your right as a redhead this should not be controversial
POINT ME AT THE MOUNTAINS YOU WANT GONE
mint is up there in ease of use! i made the shift last christmas and it was trivial tbh
redheads get to do that it's their right
if you have red hair i will destroy nations and level mountains for you if you want me to btw
thinkign about women with that orangeish tinted red hair mmmkhhkgjghds🫠
i am so down bad for redheads it's unreal
ngl hate to admit it but Douchebag Yoga Teacher scores surprisingly high on my Eternum 'just like me fr' list for this sentence alone
"What on earth could top a beautiful redhead, Raul?" ME, KAI. I COULD DO THAT. I CAN TOP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL REDHEADS ACTUALLY
anyone who doesn't have their eyes popout of their sockets all stretchy with heart-shaped irises while their jaw drops to the floor and their tongue rolls out at the sight of a redhead should be shot
red headed women pretty 🫠
lmao YOU LITERALLY TARIFFED LUMBER
tbh mint should be very doable
i don't think the entirety of the british media landscape can do anywhere close to the damage Alyson did with this single skeet WITHERING
upside of Your Party being transphobic is i this time i get to cheer when the media inevitably ratfucks them
sorry lads but you had the choice between universal solidarity or convenient bigotry and picked wrong, live by the starmer die by the starmer
it is impossible to transition if youre 19+ unless youre 19 in which case it is actually impossible to transition if youre 20+ unless you are 20 in which case it is actually [...] unless youre 65 in which case it is impossible to transition if youre 66+ so you should stop waiting and transition NOW
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pro tip for people who want to know what it's like to have ADHD but don't have much patience: if you throw an ice cube into your freshly made coffee you can quickly get it to room temperature without forgetting about it for 30 minutes
as it should be if any of my descendants take up arms for the Emperor i am rising from the dead and haunting their asses
by the year 40.000 i am going to have 35 trillion descendants and somehow still the highest ranking one will be a menial administratum filing clerk
God bless @theonion.com and @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
the Anne Frank line stopped me dead in my tracks, Kelly is truly the greatest to ever do it
Sigmar has abdicated. The Empire is in disarray. But five Glorious Heroes from the past suspect treachery, so they start a hunt to uncover the truth behind the lies that broke the Empire. But will they find it? youtu.be/yVAXE2-xdM4
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This ‘blue states closed schools too long’ narrative is becoming increasingly entrenched in the Polite Center but it’s arguable at best. Republican states had far more deaths during COVID and their students have roughly comparable learning loss.
a girl's eyes growing wide and dull and fearful as she experiences a superior will smothering her own sounds like something I would write about in a more fantastical story but in truth all you have to do is use a slightly stern tone of voice at the right moment and that's beautiful
i swear to fuckin god if this turns out to have rewired my brain so hard i start using different pronouns in the bedroom
oh dw this is EXTREMELY /pos
oh i really like "she/her like a rifle" a lot
The instinctive shock of discomfort turning quickly to pleasure as her body realizes the sudden awakening was just you impatiently jamming your girlcock into her sleeping mouth.
Having her style her hair and put on a clean outfit each morning, only to use her so much during the day that by the evening she looks like she spent it doing double duty in a glory hole.
yea this is still going through my head rent free
sometimes you see a post on here that just hard resets your brain for a few seconds i don't even use it/its pronouns but God Damn
oh wait is it incase
who's the other one? i wanna say Girl Genius but that feels too on the nose
(a smouldering fire, with bugs crawling in it, but still)
man i genuinely enjoyed having a beard but i CANNOT WAIT to get my GD dx so I can get insurance to pay for more laser stubble genuinely feels like my face being on fire now
still going, still really good
ok goals for tonight: -finish workout -dinner -shave -yoga -walk -guitar practice -maybe work on a game a bit idk