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Mork

@andrewblue23.bsky.social

Here for the laughs and nothing else. Bada bing, bada bap, bada bip, bada boop Be kind, sexy and on time

created November 29, 2023

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Half way through Thursday Murder club on Netflix…. Mid point review…. It’s like an adult David Walliams show… And a competition between Tennant and Brosnan for the worst accent ever…. Stay tuned for part two review tomorrow.

1/9/2025, 9:04:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

1/9/2025, 7:09:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😘

1/9/2025, 7:09:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do they mean it needs to be full of people who are famous and post shit and no one can reply ? That’s all it became in the end.

1/9/2025, 3:49:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I knew. 😂

1/9/2025, 3:16:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afternoon tuuuunnneeeeeee

1/9/2025, 3:13:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bit reserved !

1/9/2025, 3:12:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

1/9/2025, 3:05:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m a 13 too. 😂

1/9/2025, 3:02:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch out Ant…..Mindles is about …..

1/9/2025, 3:01:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Almost there 🥰

1/9/2025, 2:57:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not what I see. 🤔

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1/9/2025, 2:47:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha yes true.

1/9/2025, 2:45:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah I’m just being a mard arse 😂

1/9/2025, 2:41:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Exactly my friend. Unless they are rum based.

1/9/2025, 2:40:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruler smuler

1/9/2025, 2:39:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Buggers the lot of you.

1/9/2025, 2:37:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤔

1/9/2025, 2:37:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cute dogs letting themselves in other peoples houses ?

1/9/2025, 2:35:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who am I to argue this 😉

1/9/2025, 2:34:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We aren’t that brave.

1/9/2025, 2:33:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re right.

1/9/2025, 2:32:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My socks and trainers are safe. No one in my house measures up to yours 😂

1/9/2025, 2:30:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The saying “ the female of the species is more deadlier than the male” has never been more true.

1/9/2025, 2:29:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Had a listen. Never heard this before. And yeah it’s decent fella.

1/9/2025, 2:25:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You all do this ?

1/9/2025, 2:24:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤷‍♂️

1/9/2025, 2:19:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve always done it. Sometimes longer than I hoped. Never been one for energy drinks. I know what my body needs.

1/9/2025, 2:17:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My dark side 😂

1/9/2025, 2:16:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well I guess it works both ways.

1/9/2025, 2:16:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m invested.

1/9/2025, 2:16:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do that often and yeah it does work.

1/9/2025, 2:08:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Actually I’m off to shave …..

1/9/2025, 2:07:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha oh god it is isn’t it 😂

1/9/2025, 2:06:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have the new midsomers script ?

1/9/2025, 2:05:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you haven’t got a slightly hairy chest what is your partner gonna twirl with their finger before they ask the most stupid question ? 😂

1/9/2025, 2:04:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:03:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I told you I felt tired.

1/9/2025, 2:02:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Snuggle up.

1/9/2025, 2:01:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best news I’ve heard all day

1/9/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎵 I’m tired and I want to go to bed……..

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1/9/2025, 1:58:58 PM | 25 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Obviously 😂

1/9/2025, 1:17:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha. I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles. He asked “Hardback” I said yes and with tiny heads

1/9/2025, 1:09:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😉

1/9/2025, 12:57:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn….cancels train ticket

1/9/2025, 12:04:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Afternoon tuuuunnnneeeeeee 🩵

1/9/2025, 12:01:40 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Always. 😜💪🏼

1/9/2025, 11:42:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Has this person been eating Wotsits ?

1/9/2025, 11:13:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off to Home bargains now. Gonna be fit as f by next week 💪🏼

1/9/2025, 11:11:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Metal or plastic ?

1/9/2025, 11:07:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mrs Mork got tired of my flamingo impressions….i was fed up of her going on about it …so I had to put my foot down.

1/9/2025, 11:05:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To the arsehole who pushed in the queue in front of me….. I’m coming after you now…….

1/9/2025, 10:42:34 AM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know there’s a lot going on that angers us but we can’t wake up hating the world before the day even starts. Where’s any joy in that.

1/9/2025, 10:29:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can see ya.

1/9/2025, 10:22:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Cranked to max.

1/9/2025, 10:21:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t let the people here who wake up angry at the world darken your day Imps.

1/9/2025, 10:17:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha I know Bernadette the DJ. She will make sure they don’t.

1/9/2025, 10:15:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh mega…pink to make the boys wink.

1/9/2025, 10:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope just passing you soon.

1/9/2025, 10:08:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent news.

1/9/2025, 10:08:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s beautiful. We were just outside at Atrium palace Kalathos.

1/9/2025, 10:08:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh how wonderful. I was there recently. Whereabouts?

1/9/2025, 8:29:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I do too. She’s ace and dead funny.

1/9/2025, 7:43:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any time is precious

1/9/2025, 7:09:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m not secretly wishing for rain though.

1/9/2025, 7:05:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a tune ❤️

1/9/2025, 7:03:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve believe it’s so strong.

1/9/2025, 7:02:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think we’re all inclusive

1/9/2025, 7:02:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this. Was going to reply from last night. 😢

1/9/2025, 6:42:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the way to go loco. Hurry up.

1/9/2025, 6:42:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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However much you can spare.

1/9/2025, 6:36:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent

1/9/2025, 6:35:44 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

1/9/2025, 6:35:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolutely snacks.

1/9/2025, 6:29:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pack the Speedos. Travel light

1/9/2025, 6:28:22 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who wants to go loco in Acapulco today ??

1/9/2025, 6:27:16 AM | 27 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet dreams

31/8/2025, 9:19:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha great.

31/8/2025, 9:19:02 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Good work xx

31/8/2025, 9:18:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

31/8/2025, 9:18:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No I work for myself 😂

31/8/2025, 8:54:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My boss is an arsehole so it won’t ever happen.

31/8/2025, 8:48:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To quote Paul Heaton… “I’ll trip up kids and drop my litter”…..

31/8/2025, 8:48:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂Definitely

31/8/2025, 8:43:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s a fact of life and reality I know. X

31/8/2025, 8:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I never do no.

31/8/2025, 8:42:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet dreams 🩵 Enough fun for one day.

31/8/2025, 8:42:00 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Missing the lie in already.

31/8/2025, 8:40:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duty Free ?😉

31/8/2025, 8:38:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m lay in the bath wondering what I can do to make my weeks better. Can’t get the Thursday shitty on again. But we can do it Nelson. 💪🏼🩵

31/8/2025, 8:37:14 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder how many v signs you will do behind backs this week ? I don’t blame you mate. I have close experience of how shit it is.

31/8/2025, 8:36:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should know it’ll all be the same shit as always by now. I’ve done enough of them. We will smash it Bec💪🏼

31/8/2025, 8:34:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tuck shop

31/8/2025, 8:30:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Soon feel like you have never been off hey?

31/8/2025, 8:15:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂

31/8/2025, 8:07:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m full on beetroot

31/8/2025, 8:02:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥰

31/8/2025, 7:59:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having a bath and trying not to get the Sunday night blues……

31/8/2025, 7:52:16 PM | 37 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Evening fella me lad x

31/8/2025, 7:40:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Will do.

31/8/2025, 2:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view