...striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. He/him.
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
I love looking at this graph, showing it to my students, and sharing it on social media, even though it unerringly brings out the trolls. This is the efficacy curve of Pfizer's mRNA COVID vaccine. This, people, is what ended the emergency phase of the COVID pandemic. Despite what RFK Jr says.
That said, if Biden wears one of these to the funeral, they should let him be president again.
They'll hire the guy from Conan O'Brien to make the lips move.
even if he’s alive he’s dead
I hate everything about the current moment in time except for the fact that everything the White House posts to convince us Trump is alive makes him seem more extremely dead
I am not going to speculate, but watch if he’s standing or seated.
Loomer is pregnant
We're bringing back The Wiz, folks.
The infallible free market has allocated all its eggs into one basket, historically the safest and most profitable way to store eggs
It's notable that Nadler is framing his own retirement as a sort of symbolic death of liberal Zionism.
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
HOLLY: It takes time, this. One slight error in any of my 13 billion calculations and we'll be blasted to smithereens. Here we go, then: 10, 9, 8, 6, 5-- RIMMER: You missed out the 7. HOLLY: Did I? I've always had a bit of a blind spot with 7s.
Hard to pick one, but "Strange Currencies" has to be up there.
Belichick is back
Hulu just added Death of Stalin and Weekend at Bernie’s (and is featuring them on their main page this weekend)… it’s just very funny.
1997: the president was born in 1946 2007: the president was born in 1946 2017: the president was born in 1946 2027: we’ll see
Absolutely hilarious as Edgar Montrose the explosives expert on The New Red Green Show.
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
That said, if Biden wears one of these to the funeral, they should let him be president again.
The thing that always defeats conspiracy theories is that in any group larger than, like, four people, there's always one giant blabber-mouth. "A hundred people helped Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing, and not one of them got drunk in a bar in 1972 and spilled it? No way."
The only thing weighing in on the "this is business as usual" side is that none of his aides have apparently leaked anything to Maggie Haberman or Fox News yet. Those people can't keep their mouths shut.
yeah “giving a shit about real problems that are actually occurring” being made into a political liability is just an extraordinarily grim development. you’re incentivized to avoid trying to actually address real things because there’s no upside at all politically.
I would have bet real money that George W Bush had already awarded him that.
From the U.S., Kier Starmer really does come across as a perfect example of you cannot successfully try to ape reactionary conservative politics in the long term. Labour got a single win and Starmer proceeded to drive the party into its worst polling in generations by courting the right.
Michelle Obama: kids should have healthier school lunches RFK Jr: maybe if we let the plague run wild we can build a master race Media: wow these are the same thing
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
No joke. Homeschooling should be illegal.
Trump leaves the White House this morning. (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
Trump leaves the White House this morning
Trump leaves the White House this morning. (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again
hey man great work can u get the computer to enahnce a picture of his dick and balls also. i want to conduct Analysis on them
Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
FUTURE COMPUTERS? (Source.)
Trump leaves the White House this morning (Andrew Caballero/Getty)
This does a good job ad links to it. But basically, a pretty convincing case for all the weirdness adding up to stroke. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/it-s-time-...
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
“He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'...”
AP Photo: President Trump seen walking to the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, VA.
We dumped a president for being too old only to elect one who immediately died. You can't say that's not funny
AP Photo: President Trump takes photo with fan at Virginia golf club.
Not looking good for Team Alive here.
Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡
If you see this, post a chef
😂😂😂 She'd love that
GOOD NIGHT!!!
Kirk/Spock.
On the evening of 30 August 2025, Mayor Giuliani noticed a speck of paint on the front of his trousers [continues for several pages] pants around his ankles, at which point a car ploughed into the back of the vehicle, injuring him and his unexpected nude visitors.
Vera will get it into her head that she needs to hear the Cuckoo clock and if I don't wind the clock quickly, she let's me know about it.
This is the last weekend that you can play 2025 song of the summer LEN's "Steal My Sunshine" while it's still summer. When you play it on Tuesday, you're correctly voting for it to be the 2025 song of the autumn.
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donald trump has been convicted of more felonies than 99.9% of Washington DC residents.
Can't even imagine the fallout if Biden had done this.
Cuckoo clocks are very important. My niece understands this.
Congestion pricing is actually the perfect example here. Trump declared that “congestion pricing is dead” (and that he is the king) Hochul and the MTA told him to fuck off, and now, more than 6 months later, congestion pricing is still alive and working exactly as planned
wow I guess it finally stopped working
New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!
If you see this, post a chef
They are clearly aware of what's being said - "NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE," so he apparently said a few minutes ago - but if they're aware they should photograph him in the White House pool, or an exercise bike, or send him into a friendly crowd for an hour. They are not doing that.
Watching a movie on Kanopy for free because I have a library card which is also free. Folks, if this ain’t livin
I will go to my grave regretting that I'm not the one who came up with The Marvelous Mrs. Measles.
He is old, and he doesn't take care of himself. Even so, it's unusual that someone's appearance should drastically change in a year. That is all I can tell you.
I'm going to be careful about how I phrase this, because we've mostly avoided it so far. I think most of you are already on this line but I want it down for the record.
Rudy Giuliani was HEROICALLY TEARING A WOMAN AWAY from the CLUTCHES of a WOLFMAN MOTORCYCLE GANG when FOREIGN TERRORISTS CRASHED his CAR and SHIT in his PANTS
Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025, in New Hampshire, Mayor Giuliani was flagged down by a woman with beautiful blonde hair and sumptuous red lipstick who had mistakenly missed a left turn at Albuquerque. Upon learning the woman was in fact a cartoon rabbit,
NEVER FELT BETTER IN MY LIFE
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
I wish I could gamble on what the real Rudy Giuliani car accident story is
You’ll never get me to buy any of these Trump Is Dead stories; you could that asshole’s head off and it would just grow back
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
Quark: I have a doctorate in hooliganism and my smoking hot wife does sex with me every day
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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The top hit for this statement is the Economic Times, which churns out fake AI-generated bullshit. I don't know if the guy has released a statement, but that's a huge red flag for me.
On the night of August 30th, 2025, Mayor Giuliani was returning from Hanoi Helen’s Tiki Bar & Massage Parlor when he experienced a medical emergency. Pulling to side of the road, his female companion ran from the car to get h
James Coburn always looks like the result of a transporter accident which combined all of the lead characters of the original Star Trek
"Doctor Who - Logopolis" by Christopher H. Bidmead (published 1982). Cover art by Andrew Skilleter. #DoctorWho #DrWho
Very sorry to hear about Christopher Bidmead's death. As script editor, he gave DW a new lease of life during Tom's last year, with a season of extraordinarily interesting and tonally wide-ranging stories.
Jimi playing with The Ronettes, 1966
You'd think, logically, the White House would know these extreme telephoto Bigfoot sighting photos aren't exactly helping their "not dying" cause and would let him trot out and do his usual blather to the pool. But, I'm not sure that you can really draw a firm conclusion from this team being dumb.
muppetized book covers: thread
On Boris Johnson. The late Queen told Malcolm Rifkind she found Johnson "a rather interesting person." Remember the leaked story - never denied - that when Johnson lost the premiership she told family and friends at her sickbed how glad she was that he wouldn't preside at her funeral.
This is seriously the nucleus of the whole present era of transphobia in which we find ourselves: in order for any of it to make sense, we must suppose that the idea of being transgender popped into existence 10 years ago (and it's a rolling 10 years, like Bart Simpson's date of birth).
I’ve said it before and will say it again: the evidence is strong that religious gender change rituals were an official thing back in ancient Mesopotamia — dating back pretty much to the birth of writing.
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