Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
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Yeah, that’s dumb and the comments from people trying to analyze the “enhanced” image are even dumber
sep 1, 2025, 9:09 pm • 2 0 • view
Someone put Anthony Hopkins in the microwave.
sep 1, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Ah, yes, the American flag, the stripes and stripes.
sep 1, 2025, 4:58 pm • 31 0 • view
Personally I got the mental jump to the Iraqi fighter jet identification but from the Simpsons circa the mid 90s, but your point is well taken.
sep 1, 2025, 5:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Tom Nichols AND Jon chait follower? That's the good shit
sep 1, 2025, 5:16 pm • 7 0 • view
Lol... ai made it look like his forehead is oozing/melting.
sep 1, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Precisely.
sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
i don’t know if anyone has ever said this before, but i don’t think society is ready for ai
sep 1, 2025, 5:03 pm • 41 0 • view
You’re right, but also this isn’t AI. It’s just algorithmic guessing.
sep 1, 2025, 6:17 pm • 5 0 • view
That’s exactly what AI is.
sep 1, 2025, 6:47 pm • 2 0 • view
Nah, that's what LLMs are. LLMs aren't AI. They're just marketed as that.
sep 1, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
LLMs are part of AI, just as Machine Learning.
sep 1, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Nah... those are both **marketed** as AI. Ignore the marketing.
sep 1, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I find the label relatively innocuous, and it may be lost battle as it is already widely used. I’m much more wary of the false promises, which is why I tried to make the point that what we call AI, at the moment, is just a glorified statistical machine.
sep 1, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Aha! I missed that you were agreeing with me. 😆 I'm not sure how that could've been clearer, except maybe putting a "Yeah," in front of it and/or putting "AI" in scare quotes.
sep 1, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
i thought about using other terminology but it would have killed the joke. y’all can put other terms in there and youll find out what im talking about
sep 1, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
anyone in this thread smoke weed
sep 1, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
this thread makes me want to start
sep 2, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
It's almost like maybe their point was to indicate "the thing people are calling AI is not in fact actually AI" or something.
sep 1, 2025, 6:53 pm • 1 0 • view
buddy wait until you hear what AI is
sep 1, 2025, 6:18 pm • 57 0 • view
Actual AI will do more than just glorified auto-completed sycophancy, though. 😛
sep 1, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I think they mean a computer capable of thinking on its own which we're probably atleast a century away from cuz we don't even fully understand the human brain yet. I suppose we could do it the Halo way and create AI by digitally cloning brains but that has ethical issues and we're far away from it
sep 1, 2025, 10:50 pm • 0 0 • view
If AI is a starship, then current tech is a balloon. Still a long way to go.
sep 2, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Current tech is basically the concept of an airfoil. It'll have to be part of something *much* bigger and complex to actually succeed.
sep 2, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
oof! satisfying but maybe a tad harsh?
sep 1, 2025, 6:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Not harsh enough
sep 1, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view
seems like a guy just learning. why the pile-on?
sep 1, 2025, 10:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, it seems like OP just wasn't knowledgeable on this subject. Don't get the pile-on either. It's why I really don't think this app will take off like it could.
sep 1, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s using the resource-hungry plagiarism machine to try and go viral by distributing misinformation on social media. He doesn’t get the benefit of the doubt.
sep 2, 2025, 2:19 am • 1 0 • view
but now i can't unsee it >.<
sep 1, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
His ear melted into his neck. Seems his reptilian costume needs to be changed.
sep 1, 2025, 5:28 pm • 2 0 • view
Forehead fillers have dropped? 🥴
sep 1, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I respectfully disagree. This man’s forehead has clearly turned into an oversized hat
sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 5 0 • view
lol, I forgot I'm subscribed to the list "Meat-Based LLMs" bsky.app/profile/did:...
sep 1, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
The embroidery on his hat is also clearly having texture issues. I'm sorry the technology doesn't work like Criminal Minds told you to expect
sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 3 0 • view
there’s so much Facebook-tier slop posting on this app, it makes me embarrassed to say I use the site
sep 2, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
The "AI" managed to magle something as obvious and common as the word "USA" and even the american flag, we can't trust it for any other thing that seems out of the ordinary.
sep 1, 2025, 6:22 pm • 2 0 • view
hahah fuckin gottem. savage af.
sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
The generative AI *generated*!? *gasp* Every day I am amazed at how much I overestimate people.
sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 7 0 • view
Calma moço xD
sep 1, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
We had this happen during the Kate Middleton is missing communications fiasco. But it wasn’t helped by so many sides trying to use AI and not saying when they relied on it or other retouching tech.
sep 1, 2025, 5:52 pm • 4 0 • view
Or could it be someone in a rubber mask????
sep 1, 2025, 4:54 pm • 2 0 • view
It was me. I put on a Trump mask and I've been running the county for the last few days.
sep 1, 2025, 5:38 pm • 2 0 • view
The question is: isn't he orange?
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
AI had to increase his head size to accommodate a brain that AI thinks should be there.
sep 1, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/kilo...
sep 1, 2025, 4:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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sep 1, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
NCIS did this to us!
sep 1, 2025, 5:47 pm • 5 0 • view
Blade Runner.
sep 1, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
I really wanted an Esper unit
sep 2, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
Can an expert explain why the president has 18 fingers?
sep 1, 2025, 4:42 pm • 28 0 • view
Yeah. The AI did it!
sep 1, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
everyone who is treating unblur like science really needs to look at "white unblurred obama" again
sep 1, 2025, 4:38 pm • 2,297 561 • view
Ppl are just using CSI Miami tools your fools
sep 1, 2025, 9:08 pm • 2 0 • view
That’s a Kansas boy all grown up in exotic lands for exotic times
sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah like, do we really think trump's USA hat has a rectangular patch with red and white stripes only
sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 15 0 • view
They made him Timothy McVeigh
sep 1, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly, the only thing I ever needed to learn about 'enhance' was from a Simpsons episode maybe 20 years ago where Bart is looking at an image on a computer screen and asking Lisa to 'enhance' so she sighs, rolls her eyes, and shoves Bart's head closer to the screen.
sep 2, 2025, 5:08 am • 2 0 • view
He turned into Jimmy from NCIS without his glasses on.
sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 9 0 • view
Chris Parnell as White Obama
sep 1, 2025, 5:19 pm • 8 1 • view
Failure is a big part of science.
sep 1, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I know him, that’s Chad Obama.
sep 1, 2025, 5:13 pm • 117 3 • view
how do I get to see that bluesky elder tag that you have
sep 2, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
I subscribed to @skywatch.blue, useful labeled service for keeping my timeline clean!
sep 2, 2025, 4:27 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you!
sep 2, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
Barack O'Baldwin
sep 1, 2025, 6:18 pm • 11 0 • view
uncanny valley assed shit here
sep 1, 2025, 6:24 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:40 pm • 18 0 • view
Yup Unblur can be fine in creative use cases for zooming in without looking like pixelated crap, but it is not fit for purpose for evidence.
sep 1, 2025, 7:06 pm • 5 0 • view
Nor will it ever be, since by definition it has to make up the missing info. The only way even a human can fill in the missing detail is that we've been told who the subject is. Otherwise we could only be sure that it *kinda looks like* Obama, which isn't enough for evidence.
sep 2, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
First timer here. I am DYINGGG!!!!
sep 1, 2025, 6:50 pm • 0 0 • view
But...CSI!
sep 1, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Barry O'Hara.
sep 1, 2025, 5:50 pm • 3 0 • view
AIs have a white bias?
sep 1, 2025, 6:57 pm • 8 0 • view
This is straight up Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz level meme territory. Curse you perry the platypus for destroying my de-obmnatior-enatior filter.
sep 1, 2025, 5:12 pm • 8 0 • view
god this was so funny. his name is jared and he plays lacrosse
sep 1, 2025, 4:45 pm • 79 0 • view
Sorry, no flow, going with tennis!
sep 1, 2025, 5:40 pm • 12 0 • view
What fascinates me here is that as a human, I immediately recognise Obama, and surely the model also had lots of images of Obama in its training data. The bias towards white must be massive if it kicks in even for somebody that famous.
sep 1, 2025, 10:48 pm • 8 1 • view
Young Daniel Craig?
sep 1, 2025, 4:57 pm • 20 0 • view
The tech is basically guessing.
sep 1, 2025, 8:39 pm • 3 0 • view
📌
sep 1, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
LMAO
sep 1, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Their fatal mistake was not having a friend help them type the commands!
sep 1, 2025, 6:10 pm • 5 0 • view
lmao
sep 1, 2025, 5:36 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 7:06 pm • 2 0 • view
How do people not know this I can’t handle it
sep 2, 2025, 2:06 am • 2 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:35 pm • 23 0 • view
That's what I wanted. Thank you
sep 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 3 0 • view
It's trying to interpolate, not extrapolate.
sep 1, 2025, 4:45 pm • 17 0 • view
Thank you.
sep 1, 2025, 4:51 pm • 2 0 • view
How much are they paying Anthony Hopkins to play Trumb?
sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I've enhanced this photo of the American flag on his hat and can a Vexillologist weigh in on what the fuck is happening with the stripes?
sep 1, 2025, 5:00 pm • 76 1 • view
Seems clear to me that the president is planing to remove the stars from the flag! Get the press! The people need to know about this!!
sep 1, 2025, 5:20 pm • 51 1 • view
The way our current generation of image synthesizers work makes them really not like straight lines. Railings will vary, windows will wave, thin lines will blur together and become blobs. Welcome to The Future!
sep 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh no they got bought by IBM!
sep 1, 2025, 6:01 pm • 4 0 • view
International British Motors
sep 1, 2025, 6:07 pm • 3 0 • view
AI slop
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
I love that he’s so proud of it that he watermarked it. “Our lawyers are watching!”
sep 1, 2025, 5:55 pm • 11 0 • view