Trump's CDC has new standards for what a healthy person looks like
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Trump's CDC has new standards for what a healthy person looks like
The alternate title was “Nobody Likes Us”.
Donnie Diapers says otherwise.
Just like his underwear.
Just do everyone a favor and die already. You’d be the hero you think you are Donnie Diapers.
That hand looks totally healthy 😐
We need to protect children from this guys barber.
So he won the state and has the majority in Congress. It’s like they’re scared that their bullshit policies and policy makers will lose the next election. Weird.
Q: “Have you fucked any couches during your visit to Milwaukee?” JD Vance: “I only fuck couches that ask to be fucked, so yes. I’ve fucked many couches in the last hour.”
Tell me you’re a douchebag without saying you’re a douchebag.
I’d like to think that Elon fucked her brains out, but he also looks like a dinner roll.
Photographer: “OK everyone, let’s see those thumbs up! Great! Now let’s stick them up your ass! Perfect!”
Go in the ground old man. The worms are hungry for your body built from Big Macs.
Hopefully I don’t get questioned when I pick up some Jersey Mikes later 😐
Trump: “We are going to make DC totally safe. When white people come from Iowa, Indiana, all of the beautiful mostly white places, they’re not going to see or be scared of black and brown people just living their lives.”
Keep wearing that dumb fucking hat. In fact you should make it tighter. Blood circulation to the brain is woke.
Clown show.
It would be a shame if something happened.
Border Barbie at it again.
Sorry but this 100% sounds like a person with dementia or early onset. My grandmother would talk about me to my face thinking I was my uncle. I look nothing like my uncle and we were estranged from him since I was 8 or 9.
Love the “Don’t Tread on Me” patch. Fuck off dude.
Combined IQ of 40, or is that too generous?
Have another Big Mac buddy. You had a busy day and your heart could use it.
Bye! Don’t come back!
The grift is strong with this one.
It’s a national emergency with him in office. Can the people rip him out of the White House without the help of Congress?
Can they take Trump with them when they leave? Please and thank you.
And if they didn’t this looks like a list of places this fucker would consider “shitholes”.
Hmm sounds like how he didn’t want to report cases of COVID.
JD Vance: “In the White House, unless Donnie Dementia needs me to stand around and smirk at what he says, I have complete control over my schedule and so many couches to defile.”
I’m sorry but fuck Texas. They vote for this shit.
Everything about them is fake. Fake Christians. Fake patriots. Fake Americans.
Why does everyone look like a movie villain?
Circus music should replace hail to the chief for this administration.
Lutnick is probably a pedo too so………
Bye bye
If by greatest you mean the most damaging and deranged, then yes, I agree.
Good thing you got to wipe that bronzer off your mouth Kevin before you got on air. I know you were busy.
Always the victim.
Sex offenders love to help sex offenders.
Fucking McDonalds. WHATS TAKING SO LONG. DO YOUR THING!!
Odds that ICE tries to deport athletes from countries that Donnie Diapers deems as “low IQ”?
I wish he fell off waddling up there.
Having flags everywhere on everything doesn’t make you patriotic, and having crosses everywhere doesn’t make you a Christian. These people are all an act to make them seem that they aren’t bad humans.
Just so everyone understands. In Trumps brain, non-whites = criminal.
Cool. Another reason to hate Tony Romo.
What a fat piece of shit.
Dementia Don at it again. I hope his brain eats itself sooner than later.
He’s a snake oil salesman. If you can’t see that then you probably shouldn’t have this job Lisa.
Don’t these morons think the world is flat?
What little bitches. Is it really that hard for Lee’s delicate hands to fill a gas can?
Sorry. I don’t remember anywhere in history books where American men looked like anime vampire slayers.
What time are the handies going on?
What do you expect when your name is Markwanye?
Hahaha. Oh it’s just too good.
Bye
Ummmmmm
Can’t wait for the press conference where Karoline has to describe how large and impressive his dong is and have a doctor come out (how about Oz?) and talk about how it’s a perfect specimen and the most incredible penis he has ever seen.
Why am I seeing specific line items for tariffs when I’m looking for a new bike Scotty? Seems weird and goes against exactly what you are saying. It’s almost like you’re…………….lying?
Where’s Jake?
Is it crazy to think they’ll talk to her and she’ll say Donnie Dumpers had nothing to do with anything for a nice sweet pardon?
Ooof. But don’t worry everyone! He’s in perfect health! An example for every American to live up too!
LETS SEE THEM CANKLES!!!!!!
Bessent: “We’re about to announce the rash that’s spreading on our Dear Leader’s legs.”
Uh oh. Der Cheeto is mad.
Dear President Trump, Eat shit. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
I want to tie Mike Johnson’s shoe laces together give him a nuggie and then an atomic wedgie.
Thoughts and prayer?
Has he gone from snorting adderall to injecting it? Just like a nazi. A lunatic with a drug problem
Maybe they’ll just explode and then he’ll get mechanical legs like the terminator? Can you imagine all the memes the white house can make like they did with Superman?
So can we call him Donald Dump?
And when they found a bunch of stuff about Trump they decided like it was all make believe.
Only the best people on their side.
Welcome to MAGA. If you didn’t learn the first time that Trump was bad at his job maybe this time it will sink in.
Oh my god it keeps getting better. He’s freaking out!
Hahahahah
Does he not sit back in the chair because he knows he can’t get out?
Do they go home at night 100% believing what comes out of their mouths? It would be one thing if they know some stuff is BS and they do it because it’s their job and it’s exciting to be part of a presidency, but if they’re all in, then that’s a whole lot of crazies in positions of power & influence.
His brain does NOT work. He’s scared. He’s a feeble king of the hill but a strong breeze would knock him down. Let’s keep blowing.
He’s on the list 100%.
If Trump could be directly tied to having sex with a minor do you think people (specifically MAGA) would still support him and believe any lie/deflection he spews or would this be the end for him? Part of me believes they would and that’s really sad that facts don’t matter to them.
His skin looks like a rotisserie chicken.
Wow. Tell me you’re racist without telling me you’re racist.
And all those pictures of you guys together were photoshopped right?
Mike Johnson is glad that Trump fooled a lot of people to vote for him and take a stranglehold on the party so they can implement any backwards policy to scratch their Christian Nationalist itch.
Didn’t they throw a fit when it was said to be a patriotic duty to wear a mask and get vaccinated against COVID to help protect other vulnerable people? Judging by some of the MAGA people that I’ve seen interviewed at rallies, they might struggle with the concept of living a healthy lifestyle.
Why do they all look so weird?
Hassett looks like a guy into Paraphilic Infantilism.
What the hell am I looking at here? Trump knife? This looks like some QVC shit. Who looks at this and says “Yep, totally normal stuff going on here”?
Ugh. Enough of this human skid mark.
Awe. Poor guy.
Yeah. That pastors wife was a real menace to society. Thank god they went after that dad whose son is a Marine. He was super dangerous.
