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Andrew Perturbed

@andrewhappy.bsky.social

You drink water, I drink anarchy. Max score bop it gamer. Ultimate Header Master.

created November 8, 2024

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I don't know if these are real...

13/9/2025, 6:20:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe it's real.

21/8/2025, 2:42:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alola has so many good pokemon.

5/8/2025, 4:06:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An excellent team. #pokemon

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22/7/2025, 4:17:45 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I usually only read good quality books. The caviar of the book world, if you will, but I've found that reading multiple lower quality books simultaneously is also tolerable.

19/7/2025, 6:18:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#cat #cats

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17/7/2025, 5:48:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also 100% of presidents. (Derogatory)

17/7/2025, 12:39:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Among us was released over a decade ago. Let that sink in.

17/7/2025, 12:28:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A message to authors making sequential books. Don't bother adding an explanation of what happened last book at the start of the next book. Nobody is jumping in without reading the last book. If it's something forgettable, just remind us as it comes up.

16/7/2025, 2:13:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm down to my last GBA so charger. I used to have 3, but they sadly perished.

14/7/2025, 10:16:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I feel like people who make army characters don't actually know what order the ranks go in and just choose one at random.

5/6/2025, 9:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They say feebas is rare, but this is literally the second tile I checked. #pokemon

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2/6/2025, 5:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You weigh on the earth the same amount as it does to you right? So just weigh the earth with and without you there and subtract them.

30/5/2025, 3:08:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Umm... Why did you have that? #pokemon

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28/5/2025, 10:30:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am fighting my son. #pokemon

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28/5/2025, 7:22:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today I learned eggs can get pokerus. #pokemon

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28/5/2025, 1:57:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This idiot bird has gotten stuck down there twice. They never learn. #birds

Brd at bottom of ladder.
27/5/2025, 4:14:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This gliscor sprite is terrifying! #pokemon

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19/5/2025, 1:44:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just finished vol 13 of the saga of Tanya the evil, and I'm dizzy. My brain cannot comprehend the excitement. #booksky #books

18/5/2025, 3:31:51 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Living my best life playing three games of Pokemon simultaneously.

16/5/2025, 6:02:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excellent abomasnow sprite right there. #pokemon

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15/5/2025, 3:31:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/5/2025, 2:18:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today I learned that x-ray is pretty much a place holder name with the x just meaning unknown.

13/5/2025, 3:46:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love math but I hate numbers. Why do I need to use actual numbers? Variables work far better.

13/5/2025, 2:34:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"90 days" as in "we'll stop doing the tariffs and hopefully you'll forget about all of this by then."

13/5/2025, 12:08:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Depends on the spider.

11/5/2025, 11:28:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This one is specifically diamond and pearl. They fixed it for the other games.

11/5/2025, 12:57:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The synergy! #pokemon

11/5/2025, 4:06:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This goldeen sprite is terrifying! #pokemon

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11/5/2025, 3:10:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem with spiders is not enough legs.

7/5/2025, 10:36:06 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You'd think that a 2 hour test is twice as long as a 1 hour test, but that is incorrect. It is actually about 5 times as long.

7/5/2025, 4:32:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was giggling to myself about how funny a submersible aircraft carrier would be, but then I looked it up and they are real.

5/5/2025, 10:51:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I haven't watched it, but I understand that it's a bit like Ratatouille.

5/5/2025, 8:14:14 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eeeeeeeeeee!

4/5/2025, 5:04:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't you hate it when you're trying to assassinate a general of your own army and the enemy you are at war with does it first?

2/5/2025, 6:10:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any Congress before Mitch McConnell would impeach Trump no questions asked regardless of party affiliation.

2/5/2025, 3:49:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like my tea brewed in a special way. I call it double tea. Instead of water, I put the tea bag in microwaved ice tea.

1/5/2025, 5:58:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More Toops photos soon. After classes are done I'll have more time.

30/4/2025, 3:17:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imo just boycott Amazon in general. Filthy capitalists.

30/4/2025, 1:26:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Duh.

28/4/2025, 3:49:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A real conversation between me and Chekhov.

27/4/2025, 1:16:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've never watched football so I'm willing to agree with you.

27/4/2025, 12:02:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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#cat #cats #catsofbluesky

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26/4/2025, 1:05:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The main character of the book I'm reading. '“You're calling in artillery fire? On a residential area?” “Yes, that’s right.”'

26/4/2025, 3:20:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so done with America. I'm leaving the first chance I get.

26/4/2025, 1:21:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've made sparse, bad posts so I cannot relate.

25/4/2025, 11:56:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hoping for FDR to rise from the grave and run a fifth term.

25/4/2025, 11:42:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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America's nuclear armaments are protected by a child safety lock.

25/4/2025, 5:46:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A while ago someone asked if I had done tomorrow's homework. I was like what? Why would I do homework before it's due? I'm not a time traveler.

25/4/2025, 5:26:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There isn't even a plan to destroy everything. There are only whims to destroy everything.

24/4/2025, 9:16:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Help yourself? Why would I help that idiot after all he's done for me?

24/4/2025, 9:05:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you kill someone with a checkmark you should inherit it.

24/4/2025, 8:32:20 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Donald skipped Joe's inauguration.

24/4/2025, 3:13:46 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The best solution for this problem, much like for humans, is child cannibalism.

23/4/2025, 9:06:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"nearby"

23/4/2025, 3:05:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't intend to stay up past midnight, but the book is too good!

23/4/2025, 4:59:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's very easy for my generation to boycott Tesla when we can't afford to own a car.

22/4/2025, 10:05:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AI won't be good until it can feel pain.

22/4/2025, 8:42:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even if she wanted to I don't think she knows how to do that.

22/4/2025, 8:28:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A quote from the book I'm reading. "All they needed to do was propose a single constructive idea, but they were useless failures..."

22/4/2025, 8:14:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Works on humans too

22/4/2025, 5:28:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"The art of the deal."

22/4/2025, 3:56:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's going to be too busy golfing to go to the funeral.

22/4/2025, 3:06:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are so lucky trump isn't competent. If he was as smart as Lenin or Stalin we'd all be dead.

22/4/2025, 1:45:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I may not post a large quantity of posts, but their quality is also not good.

21/4/2025, 10:35:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anyone could be a president, as long as they were Christian, male, and heterosexual. Also usually rich.

21/4/2025, 10:17:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stephen King is such a mysterious being. He only answers questions written with the blood of a goat on parchment made out of the skin of a snake.

21/4/2025, 10:16:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fox News will forever be wondering what the cause of this is.

21/4/2025, 10:11:50 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't believe some people are anti otters. Yes I know they commit many crimes, but they are so cute.

21/4/2025, 10:10:46 PM | 26 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Agreed.

21/4/2025, 10:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm just saying if you had a button you could press where he would die and nobody would know it was you...

21/4/2025, 9:54:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm kinda surprised only 2 popes have died in my life. I thought it was more.

21/4/2025, 6:15:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let me rephrase this. They deserve due process, but if they got it the supreme court would just bail them out despite them being obviously guilty.

21/4/2025, 2:02:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump doesn't deserve due process. Other than that everyone.

21/4/2025, 1:01:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20/4/2025, 1:16:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate having stuff to do on a weekend day because it ruins the first weekend day by filling it with worries about what you need to do on the second day.

20/4/2025, 1:15:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A shiny.

20/4/2025, 12:55:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Add human sized spiders to real life.

19/4/2025, 3:30:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"what are you looking at human?" #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky

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18/4/2025, 10:59:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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United States bad ending any percent.

18/4/2025, 5:51:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I now understand how the voodoo doll mythology was formed.

18/4/2025, 3:53:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Aircraft carrier check from 4 days ago.

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18/4/2025, 3:42:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He won't activate the America self destruct sequence.

17/4/2025, 5:21:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is that books for adults contain glimpses of the real world, making them unideal for escapism.

17/4/2025, 3:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's also abnormal and foolish in more ways than all of humanity.

17/4/2025, 1:25:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke” Math is math Math is not “woke” Math doesn’t have illogical values They are numerical values

Press secretary, Karoline Leavitt on Fox News saying “avoid woke things like math and you’ll love the tariffs“
16/4/2025, 11:37:36 PM | 4761 1318 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I have decided that we will be killing all humans in the bottom 50% of wealth in one week."

17/4/2025, 3:32:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I partially agree, but considering they can keep their lawyers from knowing what facility they are in they could totally just kill them instead of bothering with sending them to the Gulag.

17/4/2025, 2:28:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remember when the biggest problem in America was that the new Star wars movies weren't good?

17/4/2025, 2:26:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump just doesn't want them talking to the news. He doesn't care if they live or die and it's a for-profit prison. I wouldn't rule out them being dead, but it's kinda pointless to ship them to another country to kill them when they can do that perfectly well on American soil.

16/4/2025, 11:13:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't read Warhammer books but I know the feeling. If I put the book down I won't be able to sleep wondering what will happen, but if I finish the book I also won't be able to sleep because I'll be thinking about why I liked the book so much.

16/4/2025, 10:12:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If they die they can't be milked for profit. I'd call it a slave labor/torture camp.

16/4/2025, 10:08:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm reading the fifth season. I've read about half a page in the last two months.

16/4/2025, 10:07:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He doesn't only lie. He also cheats at golf.

16/4/2025, 10:06:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You need to get a cup holder holder.

16/4/2025, 10:03:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No, we sacrifice our children to the Gods of Money to give more money to gun manufacturers. We haven't had a militia since Walt Disney tried taking over the world.

16/4/2025, 10:00:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is America. You can tell anyone you want to kill themselves (until they activate the Alien Sedition Act).

16/4/2025, 9:56:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know for sure, but I don't think the president can ignore the supreme Court.

16/4/2025, 9:54:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's a growing boy. (And shrinking too.)

16/4/2025, 9:27:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Breathtaking, but not unexpected.

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