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I don't know if these are real...
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I don't know if these are real...
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe it's real.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Alola has so many good pokemon.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I usually only read good quality books. The caviar of the book world, if you will, but I've found that reading multiple lower quality books simultaneously is also tolerable.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Also 100% of presidents. (Derogatory)
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Among us was released over a decade ago. Let that sink in.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
A message to authors making sequential books. Don't bother adding an explanation of what happened last book at the start of the next book. Nobody is jumping in without reading the last book. If it's something forgettable, just remind us as it comes up.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I'm down to my last GBA so charger. I used to have 3, but they sadly perished.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I feel like people who make army characters don't actually know what order the ranks go in and just choose one at random.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
They say feebas is rare, but this is literally the second tile I checked. #pokemon
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
You weigh on the earth the same amount as it does to you right? So just weigh the earth with and without you there and subtract them.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
This idiot bird has gotten stuck down there twice. They never learn. #birds
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Just finished vol 13 of the saga of Tanya the evil, and I'm dizzy. My brain cannot comprehend the excitement. #booksky #books
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Living my best life playing three games of Pokemon simultaneously.
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Today I learned that x-ray is pretty much a place holder name with the x just meaning unknown.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I love math but I hate numbers. Why do I need to use actual numbers? Variables work far better.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
"90 days" as in "we'll stop doing the tariffs and hopefully you'll forget about all of this by then."
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Depends on the spider.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
This one is specifically diamond and pearl. They fixed it for the other games.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
The synergy! #pokemon
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem with spiders is not enough legs.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
You'd think that a 2 hour test is twice as long as a 1 hour test, but that is incorrect. It is actually about 5 times as long.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I was giggling to myself about how funny a submersible aircraft carrier would be, but then I looked it up and they are real.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I haven't watched it, but I understand that it's a bit like Ratatouille.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Eeeeeeeeeee!
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Don't you hate it when you're trying to assassinate a general of your own army and the enemy you are at war with does it first?
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Any Congress before Mitch McConnell would impeach Trump no questions asked regardless of party affiliation.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I like my tea brewed in a special way. I call it double tea. Instead of water, I put the tea bag in microwaved ice tea.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
More Toops photos soon. After classes are done I'll have more time.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Imo just boycott Amazon in general. Filthy capitalists.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Duh.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
A real conversation between me and Chekhov.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've never watched football so I'm willing to agree with you.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
The main character of the book I'm reading. '“You're calling in artillery fire? On a residential area?” “Yes, that’s right.”'
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I'm so done with America. I'm leaving the first chance I get.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I've made sparse, bad posts so I cannot relate.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm hoping for FDR to rise from the grave and run a fifth term.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
America's nuclear armaments are protected by a child safety lock.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
A while ago someone asked if I had done tomorrow's homework. I was like what? Why would I do homework before it's due? I'm not a time traveler.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
There isn't even a plan to destroy everything. There are only whims to destroy everything.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Help yourself? Why would I help that idiot after all he's done for me?
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
If you kill someone with a checkmark you should inherit it.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Donald skipped Joe's inauguration.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
The best solution for this problem, much like for humans, is child cannibalism.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
"nearby"
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I didn't intend to stay up past midnight, but the book is too good!
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
It's very easy for my generation to boycott Tesla when we can't afford to own a car.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
AI won't be good until it can feel pain.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if she wanted to I don't think she knows how to do that.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
A quote from the book I'm reading. "All they needed to do was propose a single constructive idea, but they were useless failures..."
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Works on humans too
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
"The art of the deal."
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's going to be too busy golfing to go to the funeral.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
We are so lucky trump isn't competent. If he was as smart as Lenin or Stalin we'd all be dead.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I may not post a large quantity of posts, but their quality is also not good.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone could be a president, as long as they were Christian, male, and heterosexual. Also usually rich.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Stephen King is such a mysterious being. He only answers questions written with the blood of a goat on parchment made out of the skin of a snake.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Fox News will forever be wondering what the cause of this is.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe some people are anti otters. Yes I know they commit many crimes, but they are so cute.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm just saying if you had a button you could press where he would die and nobody would know it was you...
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I'm kinda surprised only 2 popes have died in my life. I thought it was more.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Let me rephrase this. They deserve due process, but if they got it the supreme court would just bail them out despite them being obviously guilty.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump doesn't deserve due process. Other than that everyone.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I hate having stuff to do on a weekend day because it ruins the first weekend day by filling it with worries about what you need to do on the second day.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
A shiny.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Add human sized spiders to real life.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
"what are you looking at human?" #cats #catsky #catsofbluesky
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
United States bad ending any percent.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I now understand how the voodoo doll mythology was formed.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
He won't activate the America self destruct sequence.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
The problem is that books for adults contain glimpses of the real world, making them unideal for escapism.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's also abnormal and foolish in more ways than all of humanity.
David Leavitt (@davidleavitt.bsky.social) reposted
The people that promote “alternative facts” are now saying that math is “woke” Math is math Math is not “woke” Math doesn’t have illogical values They are numerical values
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
"I have decided that we will be killing all humans in the bottom 50% of wealth in one week."
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I partially agree, but considering they can keep their lawyers from knowing what facility they are in they could totally just kill them instead of bothering with sending them to the Gulag.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
Remember when the biggest problem in America was that the new Star wars movies weren't good?
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump just doesn't want them talking to the news. He doesn't care if they live or die and it's a for-profit prison. I wouldn't rule out them being dead, but it's kinda pointless to ship them to another country to kill them when they can do that perfectly well on American soil.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't read Warhammer books but I know the feeling. If I put the book down I won't be able to sleep wondering what will happen, but if I finish the book I also won't be able to sleep because I'll be thinking about why I liked the book so much.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
If they die they can't be milked for profit. I'd call it a slave labor/torture camp.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm reading the fifth season. I've read about half a page in the last two months.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn't only lie. He also cheats at golf.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
You need to get a cup holder holder.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
No, we sacrifice our children to the Gods of Money to give more money to gun manufacturers. We haven't had a militia since Walt Disney tried taking over the world.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
This is America. You can tell anyone you want to kill themselves (until they activate the Alien Sedition Act).
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social)
I don't know for sure, but I don't think the president can ignore the supreme Court.
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
He's a growing boy. (And shrinking too.)
Andrew Perturbed (@andrewhappy.bsky.social) reply parent
Breathtaking, but not unexpected.