But I *did* wear steel grey to my wedding!
Neo-Northumbrian. Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline. Harmonist. Bad guitarist. Midnight Baker. Hill walker. Cricket lover. Company grower. Bird noticer. Wine hoarder. Shameless with my bonhomie.
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But I *did* wear steel grey to my wedding!
Maffs, please.
There must be an accent…
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Good luck! Au contraire, I work with a lot of Danes, who all disappeared for several weeks over the summer and are now back and busy. I’m off fie two weeks in France on Wednesday. 😀
That Canaletto was some painter...
Thank you!
Does anyone have any restaurant recommendations in or around Bordeaux?
Works. Thanks.
I get the same
Waiting for take away pizza.
Waiting for take away pizza.
Bravo!
Take away pizza. Booze. Been a long and stressful day.
The Labour Party is led by people who are convinced that their massive parliamentary majority was given to them by the wrong kinds of voters
If you have an emergency phone you don't want someone to find out about, please be aware that this is happening soon.
You should carry an orchestra with you for retaliatory purposes.
Says Lev, who has been known to turn a symphony orchestra up to 11.
🙄 You can always tell a Yorkshireman…
Yorkshire exceptionalism yet again.
What!? Joy lived in Wooler?
Forever Young Lady Marmalade This Town Ain’t Big Enough for Both of Us. 🤷🏼♂️
Well then I salute your fatigability.
I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability, and I want you to know that we are with you.
Why not? It’s the nearly-weekend.
Shrinking Blue Jeans Trex Simon and Garfunkels
AFC Bournemouth, innit?
No word ever put more work into a sentence than this ‘somehow’.
Hoping it’s going to be cooler round Bordeaux in mid-September.
Triple!
Yeah. Me too. So?
Chicken soup
Very few wars have been for for a better cause, very few against a worse, than the US Civil War and the only kindness of memory the Confederacy deserves is the oblivion of damnatio memoriae TL:DR -
I will have STAIRCASES!
Ah. I thought it was an insider’s affectionate nickname.
My wife worked on it and tells me it’s great.
If they equal the scores - so win the series - does Woakes retire hurt for a tie?
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Though I’m much better at *drinking* than *tasting*.
Highly recommend. Great fun.
⚫️OK
Will* save you some *Won’t
84% on winviz is mad!
That said, it looks pitch black in some shots.
Cricket shooting itself in both feet again.
He’s in whites.
😮💨 #thecricket
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Duck breast, roast potatoes. But first a Wine Society tasting kit. 😁
Something in my eye then.
It might not be very summery but it’s still glass-of-red-and-a-small-Havana-after-barbecued-ribeye-in-the-garden season.
…one for the teenagers.
Harry Pilling
Gruff, obviously.
£130 for Berwick in the Lowland league.
Genius!
Yeah. Not that London. The other one. Goes to a different school.
Absolutely marvellous performance: worthy winners again! 🏴⚽ Tonight, my 6y/o son said he wants to be a footballer. He feels he has a lot to learn; happily, he can. When I was small, Italia 90 lit my dream. But as a girl, there was no way to play. Now, there is 🤩 Thank you, inspiring Lionesses!
No idea. But Chloe Kelly won again by being the only player who seemed excited to see her.
‘It’s safe! I’ve turned off Bob Dylan.’
Say what you will about snobbery and refusal to move with the times at Lord’s, they’ve got this bang on.
Final leg of today’s top class sporting trifecta: Lions test, England v India, Shielfield Park for Berwick Rangers v Cowdenbeath (the Blue Brazil)
WOW! #Lions
My son was always delighted when I brought him home some Plopps.
When I did a story on conditions in migrant hotels, there was a woman who would have to wash the spicy sauce off the pasta - in the sink - because there was no meal suitable for her toddler. She felt like a bad mum who couldn’t feed her own child
Hey, I saw Colin Cowdrey play. Though I can’t honestly say I remember his cover drive.
Gower.
Never less than unoriginal.
Madam, please step away from the fish pond.
No other solution: another G&T
Or an evil landlord.
Here come the rooks*. Heading home to the rookery after a hard day’s rooking. *and a few jackdaws
I'm choosing to imagine that this was just a passing encounter in the street.
Is Michelle Agyemang English? Is Ian Wright English? Yes they're fucking English. The loser racists can all fuck off.
Wasn’t it great?!
Blimey! #thefootball
Well, we got the chimney swept and a massive crate of logs delivered today. So, blow wind and crack your cheeks.
*Likes twice*
In performance, sure. Composition, not close.
Why would you not..?
Might not be my top choice but I love barbecuing in the rain.
10 miles away, in the hills. And not hit here yet. Any minute now.
Just so. 'Oh, almost to Hadrian's Wall.' No, that's more than an hour away, to the SOUTH.
Also, in my experience, many people (based on conversations before and since we moved here from London) don't really know where it is. 'Somewhere near Yorkshire?'
Shhh, Lev.
Surely time to get Duckett under Siraj's visor and up his nose. #thecricket
OK. Happy now?
Hugerer
Get in!
Normally bothered by lack of cricket content on this site. Today it’s about 80% of my feed. Splendid.
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Huger
Sycamore Rigby
CURRENT BAZBALL STATUS: did you ever doubt it 🥰
Huge,Lev. Huge.
At least.
Anyone manage to lipread Archer’s comment to Pant? Sure he was just wishing him a speedy recovery from the finger injury. #thecricket
