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Andy

@andyoregon.bsky.social

Like a ninja, but faster. I respond to tree knocks in the forest. Pacific Northwest šŸ”ļøšŸŒ²šŸŽ£

created July 3, 2023

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Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks sedated

1/9/2025, 10:01:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhh

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1/9/2025, 10:00:36 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uhh Marlin’s are now being caught off the Oregon coast? www.oregonlive.com/living/2025/...

Picture taken of a 9 foot marlin caught off the Oregon coast
1/9/2025, 9:07:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Behold the recipient of the nation’s highest honor šŸ˜’

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1/9/2025, 9:02:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What in the world?

1/9/2025, 7:15:57 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Now it’s going to be interesting to see DOJ back up their claim that they have proof (as ordered by the Judge) that ALL parents of these children demanded their return to Guatemala.

1/9/2025, 3:37:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A letter from 17,000 doctors didn’t change any votes so you are certainly correct www.cbsnews.com/news/doctors...

1/9/2025, 3:24:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture I Post Animal Vids... 😊 (@realjfairclough.bsky.social) reposted

Difference between a husky and border collie... šŸ‘€šŸ˜…šŸ¤£ #dog #dogday #bluesky

1/9/2025, 12:12:49 PM | 13383 2140 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The Riker Rizz was always there

31/8/2025, 10:03:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Good point, because if you do or even defy them, SCOTUS will chide them and say they overstepped their bounds

31/8/2025, 9:46:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œā€œThere’s a strain of rabies where the animals get very, very friendly,ā€ LaVigne said.ā€ 😳

31/8/2025, 9:43:01 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Check out the ā€œin the newsā€ section of his security guy’s website www.shutdownsecurity.com/in-the-news

31/8/2025, 9:01:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The more likely story is the domestic violence victim emerged from his car and was attempting to flag down other drivers

31/8/2025, 8:57:12 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve never rooted against air bags before

31/8/2025, 8:52:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œThe victim of domestic violence did not emerge from my car to flag down other drivers, she flagged down me, I swearā€

31/8/2025, 8:51:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

From the ā€œin the newsā€ section of his security guy’s website

ā€œIn the newsā€ section of Giuliani security guy’s website depicting an embarrassing story about Rudy that makes him look like a pathetic cuck
31/8/2025, 8:41:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Tony Blair and Jared Kushner?

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31/8/2025, 8:15:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Uhh

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31/8/2025, 8:12:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to assume that the government won’t be providing any proof that ā€œall the parentsā€ made formal requests for their kids to return

31/8/2025, 5:22:38 PM | 18 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t even cough these days because no smokes

31/8/2025, 4:48:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Via California

31/8/2025, 4:20:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The true test is when the kids are out of the house and it’s just you two. My brother is worried that since 95% of the conversations he and his wife have are about the kids, what are they going to talk about when they move out šŸ˜‚

31/8/2025, 3:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

ā€œWe will continue to go after the worst of the worst, those perpetuating murder & rape, those trafficking in drugsā€¦ā€

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31/8/2025, 2:56:48 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Krusty Gnome call up Trump whenever someone was murdered in South Dakota?

31/8/2025, 2:43:17 PM | 50 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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ā¤ļø

31/8/2025, 6:12:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social)

When my 90 lbs big boy crashes, he crashes hard šŸ˜‚

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31/8/2025, 5:55:22 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social)

Bezos’ rag framing Trump’s illegal and inflationary tariff policies as the greatest geopolitical strategy in the history of the USA.

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31/8/2025, 3:30:03 AM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Alabama fans not amused

30/8/2025, 11:51:07 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@theliberalvol.bsky.social You catching that Alabama score? šŸ˜‚

30/8/2025, 10:56:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This graph alone is worth subscribing, tbh From the @lebassett.bsky.social Nightcap newsletter www.laura-bassett.com/p/internet-g...

And some of us, inshallah, may be hurtling toward that sweet release sooner than others. Namely President Donald Trump, whose swollen cankles, makeup-caked hand bruises, inability to walk in a straight line, and declining mental faculties have fueled speculation for months that he is nearing the end. Pair that with three new developments this week—J.D. Vance’s weird insistence that he’s prepared to take over as commander-in-chief in the case of a ā€œterrible tragedy,ā€ Trump suddenly becoming obsessed with the idea of ā€œgetting into heaven,ā€ and Trump’s suspicious disappearance from public life for four days—and rumors of the president’s death went into overdrive.
30/8/2025, 10:23:53 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Gibberish

30/8/2025, 4:41:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

So you don’t have any proof or evidence to back up your ridiculous claims Got it šŸ™„

30/8/2025, 4:11:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

You’re doing a lot of shooting your mouth off with no proof of your hysterical claims. Time for you to put down the Vodka bottle and go to bed

30/8/2025, 3:26:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The ā€˜ol joke boomerang

30/8/2025, 1:42:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah sorry didn’t see that. I’m sure he resigned immediately in disgust, right?

29/8/2025, 10:47:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Doesn’t he also work as a partner at one of those law firms that capitulated to Trump and is doing free legal work for him?

29/8/2025, 10:33:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Found the stirrer

For years, Brazil had been grappling with this debate on its own. Then, last month, President Trump stepped in. In a stunning intervention, Mr. Trump sent a letter to Brazil’s president, Luiz InĆ”cio Lula da Silva, demanding that the charges against Mr. Bolsonaro be dropped. He called the case a ā€œwitch huntā€ and said he sees himself in Mr. Bolsonaro — a maverick leader politically persecuted by the ā€œDeep State.ā€ Since then, he has launched a multi-front offensive of steep tariffs, a trade investigation and severe sanctions on Justice Moraes.
29/8/2025, 9:24:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Hope that Catturd lookalike takes the first sip

29/8/2025, 8:22:25 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds like a fat lawsuit to me.

29/8/2025, 8:04:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Susan’s push back

29/8/2025, 5:38:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Lunch ruined 🤢

29/8/2025, 5:36:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Blocking me ruptures the Cascadia Subduction Zone

29/8/2025, 4:59:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s illegal but if the majority’s in congress don’t care then what can you do

29/8/2025, 1:51:15 PM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

No one is getting sidetracked and it’s perfectly fine to point out the pettiness.

29/8/2025, 1:38:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

No, he thinks he can toss his viagra, HGH and Botox into a blender and out comes a GM

29/8/2025, 12:26:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a Peter Thiel guy who dabbles in ā€œlongevity scienceā€ quackery

28/8/2025, 9:54:57 PM | 21 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn’t Cassidy the deciding vote to get RFK Junior confirmed?

28/8/2025, 2:09:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Monarez arrived immediately following the mass shooting attack on the CDC, which was caused in part by COVID misinformation spread by Kennedy.

27/8/2025, 11:11:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Is that why he turned to Russian organized crime as a funding source several years ago?

27/8/2025, 8:59:44 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Conservative social media is claiming he has a violent anti-Trump message written on a weapon

27/8/2025, 6:25:00 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re already saying he had a violent anti-Trump message scrawled on his weapon

27/8/2025, 6:21:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Classic Beaverton Oregon Nextdoor post.

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27/8/2025, 4:39:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The grand jurors are hero’s and I hope they get home safely on the subway.

27/8/2025, 3:37:51 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohio, come on man. Are you really this far gone?

27/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 30 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jason "Red5" Lyall (@jaylyall.bsky.social) reposted

The most lethal military machine in human history

26/8/2025, 11:17:23 PM | 891 221 | View on Bluesky | view

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You absolutely gotta love to see and hear it

26/8/2025, 11:06:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Gawd people like you are so annoying.

26/8/2025, 6:52:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

The White House press pool is an absolute joke

26/8/2025, 6:49:18 PM | 98 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m already seeing ā€œdon’t get distracted by this! Release the Epstein filesā€ takes. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Can’t we just be happy for them?

26/8/2025, 5:57:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

We don’t want them here

26/8/2025, 5:55:17 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We don’t want you in Portland

26/8/2025, 5:55:04 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

To the IDF it just means a camera

26/8/2025, 4:41:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

I took an uzi and razed the nice family across the street but I was aiming for their Ring doorbell

26/8/2025, 4:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We certainly could 🧐

26/8/2025, 4:31:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG 😱

26/8/2025, 4:30:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes this shows Dems gaining ground in recapturing the House, but I can’t help to be discouraged that Trump’s approval is at 41%.

26/8/2025, 1:40:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Bigfoot festival?! šŸ‘€ Where?

26/8/2025, 1:33:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Look at what @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social is re-skeeting tonight. This is why we love him

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26/8/2025, 5:27:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/8/2025, 1:51:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Good point. Might as well run the same old tired mainstream mod Dems as you suggest.

26/8/2025, 1:25:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Ok cough cough Obama. I can you’re not a serious person. Bye now.

26/8/2025, 1:21:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

He voted against the first anti-ghost gun bill because the punishment was draconian. What you left out is he voted FOR an expanded anti-ghost gun bill that was more expansive (included parts and kits) FOUR months later. Nice try.

26/8/2025, 1:18:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

And you think this extremely weak lead which always favors the party not in the Oval Office while a fascist is POTUS is due to Dems moving to the center and not fighting Trump?

26/8/2025, 1:05:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

My God man you are the reason Democrats have a lower fucking approval rating than Trump. How deep into your timeline would I need to go to see you retweeting memes smearing Mamdani? Take your sanctimony and shove it. Talking down to progressive people smarter than u is killing the Democratic party.

26/8/2025, 12:53:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) reposted

Democratic governors are really stepping up to do what Congress has failed to do, and it’s a real shot in the arm

25/8/2025, 9:33:04 PM | 1476 207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Second Beach, Washington State

25/8/2025, 3:01:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Any other tracks? 😌

25/8/2025, 2:02:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh I’m not on Facebook but suspect local Nashville ā€œPatriotā€ groups are losing their minds šŸ˜‚

25/8/2025, 1:59:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 1:58:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer.bsky.social) reposted

compelling argument

Travis Chapman artwork from reddit titled This Is why we don't see bigfoot, showing bigfoot hiding inside a cut away of a beaver lodge, with beavers present and um a raccoon person.
25/8/2025, 4:47:03 AM | 675 99 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you ever considered we serve tea to trap our unsuspecting food sources!? 😤

25/8/2025, 12:55:58 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember. For me it was Homeland with Claire Danes.

25/8/2025, 4:26:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just got back today from my annual Seattle trip with my brother and some friends and we rented e-bikes and went all over the city, including the new waterfront. Seattle is such a fantastic city. www.king5.com/article/news...

25/8/2025, 4:25:09 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/8/2025, 4:19:49 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems like almost half of all truck stops/travel centers between Olympia and Longview feature Bigfoot šŸ‘£

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24/8/2025, 7:07:56 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rojas. Can change a game by himself

24/8/2025, 2:36:24 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Antony on the bench

24/8/2025, 1:51:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Excitement is dead

23/8/2025, 5:01:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Portland is not a city that the Feds want to mess with www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/0...

23/8/2025, 4:03:26 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seattle šŸ˜

23/8/2025, 4:30:04 AM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:14:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sailing with the fellas in Elliot Bay, Seattle

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23/8/2025, 4:09:33 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In Seattle in Elliot Bay marina and the Olympic mountains in the background

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23/8/2025, 2:59:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Not sure about that. Conservative Reddit and others are saying this completely exonerates Trump and the headlines on CNN, the New York Times and the Washington Post all just blast out that Maxwell said Trump didn’t do anything wrong

23/8/2025, 1:42:51 AM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s being deported to Uganda.

23/8/2025, 12:08:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see all the major media outlets (CNN, WaPo, NYT) are all blasting the headline that Maxwell exonerated Trump without mentioning she was convicted for multi-counts of perjury along with being the most notorious child sex trafficker who is still alive in our history.

22/8/2025, 11:54:09 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Andy (@andyoregon.bsky.social) reply parent

Made a typo, reposting

22/8/2025, 11:53:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Since when is the VP apprised of ongoing investigations and included in prosecutorial decisions?

22/8/2025, 6:05:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John got fired at CNN for being too anti-Trump

22/8/2025, 5:52:13 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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