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Jack Cousteau ⚓️

@angrywaterman.bsky.social

Working-class writer, salty rescue swimmer, complexity wrangler, ex-journalist, #climate refugee in the Pacific Northwest. Let’s go deeper.

created July 31, 2023

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just a moment

3/9/2025, 1:48:12 PM | 10 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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ty for your service

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A political novice's campaign to unseat Sen. Susan Collins is off to a strong start Graham Platner, an oyster farmer and combat veteran, represents a new pugilistic approach to Democratic politics.

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💙

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Jared Kushner

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titties! ❤️

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every drop

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More than 80 experts have denounced it as a "mockery" and a "travesty."

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Everything you ever wanted to know about how old Congress is and how old the party members in Congress are. www.pbump.net/o/democrats-...

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strange. fabric doesn't normally fall like that across an arm.

Photo of Donald trump in a blue suit, white shirt, and patterned tie. A close up of his arm. The fabric is draping strangely.
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Profile picture Jack Cousteau ⚓️ (@angrywaterman.bsky.social)

is he dead yet? a) if yes, release the files b) if no, release the files

3/9/2025, 2:55:32 AM | 104 20 | View on Bluesky | view

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special place ty

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Don’t talk about Fight Club

3/9/2025, 2:49:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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exactly…unanticipated failure. seems like my Walkman did better lol

3/9/2025, 2:43:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sitting on the porch hearing the laughter of children, Jack is enveloped in a haze of marijuana. Not smoke. Fresh cut flower. Town is punctuated by cannabis ops. Warehouses full of bud to be packaged and sold in dispensaries. As my doctor said, “It’s legal as oatmeal.” ❤️ Washington Thee State

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Can confirm: Modern earbuds cut out in 12th gear. Drag coefficient.

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AI is very literal

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Ooh🏆

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endless summer, pacific northwest

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lost in translation, a series

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we are cooked

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youtube.com/shorts/qW_Zw... check this amazing campaign ad by Paige Cognetti, Democrat of Scranton, Pa., running for Congress against a demonstrably bad person (1 min)

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environmentamerica.org/washington/t... will doctor MAHA help ban RoundUp? (glyphosate)? Add your voice with a few clicks…

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epic drinky tweet

3/9/2025, 12:27:36 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jack Cousteau ⚓️ (@angrywaterman.bsky.social)

Just got home. Still on the daytime shift helping people not hurt the boats or themselves with tools. Teaching—locked in and talking my ass off all day—is a set of muscles, and I’m not fit. It’s draining in a different way than skilled labor. Bottom line: Zero fingers lost in class today.

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no context shipwreck

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Ports across the country were planning to become economic hubs for the growing offshore wind industry. The Trump administration is cancelling grants to build the infrastructure for it.

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Profile picture Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) reposted

(FT) - Hedge fund billionaire Ray Dalio has warned Donald Trump’s America is drifting into 1930s-style autocratic politics — and said other investors are too scared of the president to speak up. @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/b86b...

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lost in translation, a series

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www.fox13news.com/news/baby-se... Experts say small actions, like closing blinds and turning outdoor lighting can help.

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And there they stand—miles of them—leagues.

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Profile picture mari (@amari.bsky.social) reposted

After a summer of all plans being dashed and everything falling apart, September floats in with a late summer sun like a balm for a wounded soul. These are the moments that sustain.

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Profile picture Alternative View, Pacific Northwest (@alt-pnw.bsky.social) reposted

If not for foresight of those that came before us and preserved few shoreline public parks, views like this would be reserved only for wealthy. Northbound Amtrak Cascades 15 May 2019, but today train doesn't take water lever route. Stielacoom, Titlow Beach parks maintain Olympic Mountain public view

Rocky, snow capped peaks line the distant horizon. In front of those, much closer, is a line of trees, with a line of houses along a shore. The bottom 1/5 of the photo is water, between the shoreline and the camera.
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separated at birth

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the conqueror not emperor www.imdb.com/title/tt1477...

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fair

2/9/2025, 12:40:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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jack is grilling at home—they call it I-5 because that’s the speed

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discuss

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see the documentary hollywood fallout, about howard hughes’ disastrous choice of st george utah for location to shoot The Emperor they killed john wayne

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hell

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wordlove: binnacle list

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steel, grain and milk, fabric of a country

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youtube.com/watch?v=6VpO...

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lost in translation, a series

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quiet history: In 2002, the Centers for Disease Control estimated that every American who has lived since 1951 has been exposed to nuclear fallout from atomic bomb tests, which collectively raised earth’s ambient radiation level worldwide. but cancer is a mystery.

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🏆

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#LaborDay2025

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he has no neck

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www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... Trump has consistently put corporate interests first in his second term as he has taken dozens of actions that hurt workers

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Profile picture Hillary Rodham Clinton (@hillaryclinton.bsky.social) reposted

If you enjoy… Weekends Safe working conditions Retirement benefits Paid vacations Breaks at work Sick leave Paid holidays … then you’re part of the labor movement. Happy Labor Day.

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tourists spoil everything everywhere

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Sunrise on the Cascade Range

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new feature: lost in translation

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youtube.com/watch?v=v8U3... lmao these incorrigible gun kooks

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insideclimatenews.org/news/0208202...

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Now watching The She Creature S8E8

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MST3K therapy has helped me more than all the MS BS PhDs I’ve known. Put together.

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Oh yah

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good light today in the scenic 206

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⭐️⚓️

31/8/2025, 11:06:21 PM | 15 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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everybody going for the bag

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coyotes on mustang island stole my rain fly and sweater. pales in comparison.

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nio sure, but here is a sweet page called Don’s Maps with more beauties and some museum cites www.donsmaps.com/canoesnwc.html

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www.politico.com/news/2025/08... ready to push House Speaker Mike Johnson and the White House for transparency in the Jeffrey Trumpstein case

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back to boats First Nations people of the Pacific Northwest are renowned for their elegantly engineered canoes. Ranging 3-20 meters, canoes were essential for travel, transport, hunting, and trade. Coastal communities developed distinctive styles to suit their particular needs. Here, a Haida build

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now for something completely different

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www.fws.gov/story/rainfo... Their dens have three things in common: they’re located in old growth, on elevated ground (an important consideration in such wet conditions) and within 100 meters of freshwater.

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Profile picture Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social) reposted

The Trump plan for Gaza includes the relocation of the entire population - 2 million people - a US “trusteeship” and the creation of a tourism and tech hub. Landowners get digital tokens worth $5,000 and rent subsidies. Investors are promised 4x return on $100 billion.

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not paywalled, knucklehead

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insideclimatenews.org/news/2808202... data centers are cooking the planet. “bad for consumers, bad for the environment and even bad for data centers.”

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call me skipjack

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axial.acs.org/earth-space-... 1971: The Year I Turned Angry. Research emerges showing remarkable levels of neurotoxic mercury in skipjack tuna.

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youtube.com/watch?v=zI8x...

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Jacques-Yves Cousteau and wife Simone with their beloved dog, Scaphandre, 1959

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self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

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we fondly recall the day Commandant Cousteau vanquished the Daleks

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Hurricane forecasts are now much more accurate, 20 years on — largely because of federal government research.

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. – Fyodor Dostoevsky

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sunscreen

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jack is not etsy

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nypost.com/2025/08/29/u...

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