Gen X'er here: Change by John Waite www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vLQ...
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Gen X'er here: Change by John Waite www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vLQ...
I'd Love to Change the World - Ten Years After youtu.be/qUGE8Y07-2k?...
I'm watching both of the movies about the Sarah Lawrence cult today, and I'm missing something... If 1 of my 5 college roommate says to me that her dad is getting out of jail & needs to crash on our couch-either the roommate is going or we are, but the dad is never walking through the door How??
You guys see where this is going? Right?
When I was an Amazon driver, holidays weren’t really holidays. Nobody gets paid holidays. If the holiday falls on a day that you’re regularly scheduled, you have to make up that day to get your regular weekly hours. Would it kill the company to give everyone real paid holidays? Happy Labor Day.
BREAKING: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson defies President Trump by leading a "no troops in Chicago!"
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Currently completing day three.
Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
(consulting Magic 8 Ball) so is it all the cocaine that makes you magic or
I also wish suffering
I grew up in Berwyn, and the first thing I thought of was Father Guido Sarducci 🤣
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The Presidential Medal of Freedom is now less valuable than a few Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
Good morning Bluesky.
“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower
Nope!
Happy Labor Day, Donny … wherever you are …
Refugees shouldn't be living in hotels. They should be living in the Luxury Apartments that parasitic subhuman property speculators are leaving empty to boost their own stock portfolios. The speculators should then be shot.
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This picture is pissing me off all over again Why did we do this? Why did we ever think this looked good?
Just saw a headline calling the latest school shooting ‘incomprehensible’ Yeah no, it’s absolutely comprehensible because your country refuses to fix the problem. You are ok with kids getting killed, shut up and own it. I said what I said.
🚨Chicago’s Mayor Johnson speaks out against federal officials entering the city. He outlines what local LEO’s will and will not do in his signed EO. Feds are encouraged to identify themselves and not to mask their faces. 1/2
Do edibles count? They're just candies with added magic
Visualizing your goals makes them easier to abandon.
Still mad at her to this day over that
it's on bitches
![[Picture of blue Charmin bear holding toilet paper] Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Ply Published: August 30, 2025 Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shitting in this country. The Ultra Soft Mega Roll was the paper to wipe your ass with. Then the other guy came out with a two ply bog roll. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Ultra Strong Mega XXL Roll. That's one ply but like super fucking strong. You could string it between two trees and make a hammock out of it. Like not for an adult or anything, but for a kid? Abso-goddamned-lutely. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened — the bastards went to three ply. Now we're standing around with shit on our fingers, selling one ply and, well let's face it the hammock business never really took off. XXL or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five ply.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/bafkreigleol6ybc7emmcnle4mc2yvmzt7wnre24n467lwq4edujr7shnqq@jpeg "Click to view full size")
Welcome to your 50s. No one knows how, but you’ve screenshot your home screen three times today. Again.
*discovery of potatoes* 1st person: What should we do with these? 2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING.
'90s robbed me of mine too 🤣 Now I have to spend 15 minutes drawing them on every single morning And we all know who started it
Say it into your wrist watch walking behind the group of people watching the fountains and smoking weed
What in the ever loving fuck is going on here
You’re the biggest motherfucker since Oedipus.
My entire adult life, since Columbine in 99, we’ve been told we must tolerate routine school shootings to protect liberty, ensuring we have the guns needed to avoid the risk of a future authoritarian government. Turns out, the people with the guns are the most ardent supporters of authoritarianism.
As a friend recently put it: the venn diagram of people who assured us the gun violence was worth it because we need the guns to protect ourselves against a tyrannical federal government and the people cheering on Trump as he deploys the military to take over American cities is a circle
Wanting to do creative things but instead doing restful things.
It depends on the light bulb's ADW
Obsessed with the absolute shade of referring to Giuliani as “Former Masked Singer contestant”
Tangential but it’s notable that when California does things it gets reported as “Newsom” and when Illinois does things it gets reported as “Illinois”
AP: “Florida could be on the hook for $218 million… Alligator Alcatraz may soon be completely empty as a judge upheld her decision late Wednesday ordering operations to wind down indefinitely…” apnews.com/article/flor...
An 11-year-old boy was pronounced dead after he was shot while running from a home after having rung its doorbell, Houston city officials say. The boy had been ringing doorbells and running as part of a game known as “doorbell ditch,” the city said in a statement.
Almost 60 years later, this song is so relevant again. youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY?...
Or the pizza guy?
I felt this post viscerally.
Me too This post is going to give me nightmares
Can confirm. I'm 35 years into a life sentence with no possibility of parole
What happens when the UPS guy rings the doorbell?
Malibu Barbie busting out California Love 🤣
I'mma roll in thumping 2Pac in my little bug convertible Gavin knows where I'm at
No sudden movements, I’m unpredictable.
I lost my job at the rumor mill
today's Giuliani news feels like when you're watching season 5 of a TV series after they've already added so many new characters & plot lines that you can hardly keep up, & then for some inexplicable reason, the writers bring back some random character from season 1 and you're like WTF?!?
made an irresponsible purchase called the Pink Flamingo and I couldn't be happier
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Key West rooster guards a rainbow crosswalk in defiance of Florida's idiot governor.
Or, hear me out, you don't fire a deadly weapon at a 10 year old who's running away from your house after ringing your doorbell
Protecting his home.... from what?
Remember kids, this is the United States, people will shoot at you for anything.
I did it after midnight, when all 3 TV channels ended for the night and there was nothing else to do
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
A 10-year-old boy was in critical condition after he was shot while playing the “ding dong ditch” prank in Houston on Saturday night, the authorities said.
Life hack: Never get out of bed. Nothing can ever hurt you from the comfort of your own bed.
A #Florida man colored the bottom of his shoes with chalk and walked across what had been the Pride crosswalk at the Pulse memorial before DOT painted it out. FHP arrested him, but a judge looked at the case & turned him loose. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/31/m... via @orlandosentinel.com
Have you checked with DraftKings or FanDuel?
I decided to try looking up the security guy the Giuliani accident statement was attributed to, Michael Ragusa. I was not disappointed.
giuliani is gonna sue the hell out of whoever painted a tunnel on that brick wall
People think Giuliani can't ever beat the pure insanity of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, but i have faith in him
I hope the bottles of booze survived.
First thing I checked! Love those cushy recliners
I've already seen it at least a hundred times, but never on the big screen - so I want to have the best possible experience
The original 3D was so so bad
You beat me to it
My city is offering three different versions - 3D being one I was going to go to the IMAX version What made you choose 3D? And do you think it was better?
I get so happy when young people discover this movie for the first time 🥰
I'm going for my birthday next week 🥰🥰😊🎉
Please just announce already
Pritzker: "We don't want troops on the streets of American cities. That's un-American and frankly the president ought to know better. This one doesn't seem to. He hasn't read any books. He doesn't seem to understand the Constitution or the laws."
I worked here 30+ years ago and my actual boss who just retired is in the trailer for this docu series I wouldn't watch this with a gun to my head The fact that they make female employees work in bikinis fills me with rage 🔥 I wore a tuxedo🤵🏼♀️🌟 Casino Confidential www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
My penis is small but my truck is huge 😂😂
here's today's post: "Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself" — Chicago will not comply with Donny’s police state fascism. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
Just in case you forgot…
Trump’s Decapitation of the CDC Takes a Darker Turn—and Hands Democrats a Weapon Illinois’s JB Pritzker is leading a charge other Democratic governors should take up: In our America, we’ll make sure public health systems remain strong.
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Why do you appreciate unions? I’ll start: Weekends off Paid vacations Work breaks Sick leave Paid holidays No child labor Safer working conditions Health care and retirement benefits
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That's what being literate is all about: enjoying sentences like this
REP. @brotherjones.bsky.social: “People want to give thoughts and prayers after a shooting, but it’s a form of theological malpractice when you pray for something you have the power to change.”