They should play that scene from borat when reporting this
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They should play that scene from borat when reporting this
but turbo go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
More realistic? These people want a healthy distance between reality and the objects they fantasize over. They'll just get a humongus knockers mod later, but now they're upset at not being pandered to
After extensive googling, some wikipedia work, and checking my horoscope, I would not recommend swimming in it. Apparently it's a non-newtonian fluid.
I don't think people want the compassionate conservatives the DNC is offering
If I can end the talk with tearfully hugging a horse, sign me up
clinere makes ear cleaners with a scoop on one end. doctor approved and no camera needed
Israel is doing this knowing that gas-lighting the entire world creates real antisemitism that Jewish peoples have to face
I'm playing Caves of Qud and someone is making a DLC for Planescape: Torment. Waiting for the Commander Keen reboot to declare peak nostalgia though
Great question. I'm not in ether, but I suspect these result from very rich people being told they can't build something somewhere, or that they need to change something to meet building codes. Or that everything on the horizon doesn't match their vision. Megalomania in short
Went to go see a band the other night and it was nice to do something that's not working on my house or feeling bad for not working on my house
I mean, a 2000s looking website WOULD be different. Internet technology hasn't been great for awhile. Everything is subscription models while years of earnest posting in subreddits fuels billion dollar software that threatens our jobs. Might be cool to do something that's digitally amishish
I figured that would be NelliesNest, on account of the Shrek/Ratatouille Impreg comics he makes. Checked his Patreon and it's got a plug for his "beautiful mother" and the hats that she knits. Which isn't very bad boy tbh
Angelfire is still up if you really need to do make a website that looks like geocities. Here's one that has been maintained over the years: www.angelfire.com/mi4/polcrt/
Instapots are pressure cookers, which were more common in households prior to the microwave Air fryers are convection ovens, which have been in wide use since the 1940s If you don't want to buy something that's fine, but it doesn't mean the rest of us aren't legitimate cooks
HEH.
Gross
I watched an ad for the new one and I can't tell if your character is supposed to be on drugs or was captured by wizards. Also I don't care.
I can't imagine playing another borderlands unless they get better writing. 3 was miserable. I didn't make it anywhere near the end of the DLCs
It was balmy, the night we burned chrome
Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.
Just 11 more months until my birthday. #toast
Akin to my previous post but someone did it better.
"They're obviously not suffering from malnutrition if they've got rickets!" I wish for these people what they wish for the children of Gaza
I need to find someone who appreciates my love language - homemade pickles
Quality bird
I feel like this is always more dramatic than it needs to be. For the fruit corps a successful banana crop is one that can be shipped 2000 miles, 365 days a year, sell for a dollar or less a pound - and still make money I bet we would still have bananas but they'd be expensive or seasonal
These ads are comically bad. They can’t make a compelling commercial because they are selling surveillance and magical thinking.
Sure seems like the plan to get profitable involves making everyone else pay the electrical bill too
There's talk in here about electrical rates leading to a massive transfer of wealth from the average person to data center owners. I just don't see that being stopped in this economy, with technology that has yet to prove it's profitable
I finally played some Diablo 4. Totally understand why people have drifted back to D3. End game is an absolute grind. The masterwork system disincentives experimentation. The skill grids suffer from UI bugs and a general clunkiness. The matchmaking in no way encourages community. Bleh.
There’s a lot of competition for most dystopian tech headline of the day or week, but this is definitely a front runner.
cooooool
Poor worm probably starved to death in there
I just know playing FF Tactics again, but with more voiceover, will fix me
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Lots of lung cancer in my family. I've just resigned myself to regular screenings to catch it when it's small
Apparently if you buy enough of the president's cryptocurrency he'll withhold funding from states that try to regulate your AI projects. This is of course very normal and sane governance
Country song where my AI boyfriend leaves me for his Cybertruck. So I key my phone.
I can't imagine feeling proud of this country while this shit is going on
Old friend who has had a rough decade and has clearly been drifting right: "and don't even get me started on that Bluesky thing. They ban people there before they even say anything" Just waiting for her to say she voted for Trump so I can get this friendship over. #repostedwithfixes
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Dark. Let's go darker; What if the info is sold to the insurance industry before you get the first notification?
The picture is from Nashville so it's probably a lesser dog 👎
To admit that maybe you have profited from other people not having access to the success you "earned" is like being cruicified to these turds They'll keep claiming that they're being oppressed even while making four trips to Lowe's for the wood and nails
"Oh, you think AI sounds bad? Consider: what if a magical AI-powered fish could grant wishes? Doesn't sound so bad now does it"
What if your watch could tell if you've got a horrible disease? What if it wouldn't tell you unless you got the premium package?
Does arguing with strangers about contrails and the shape of the earth actually help humans?
Possession of catnip or possession by demons?
[at the pharmacy counter] "How are you today" Not so good that I don't need these drugs
I was going to see if Amazon has any books on surviving the apocalypse. Prime day or whatever
Called to schedule one today, apparently they're booked out for months. Wonder why so many people are thinking a kid is a bad idea right now?
Sometimes I forget Ann Coulter exists but then she pops up saying some repugnant garbage
Guess it says something that this reporter can still walk around and not be thrown into a camp guarded by alligators
Well, you don't see a politician saying they're sorry we have to live through things very often
Guess I finally like LL Cool J
Same. At least I get to leave at noon
I mean as a dude you’ve basically got two choices in life. You’re gonna be an immature shithead as a young adult, every guy I’ve ever met is/was. So you gotta choose at some point you either lean into being a shithead or nut up and say ‘I don’t want to be that guy anymore’.
That's what came to my mind: There can be only one, sorry
"But when you can't afford a broken nose / How can you afford to fight?"
Maybe I should finally play Disco Elysium
Always remember
People are having trouble making ends meet and suddenly games are more expensive as well. I think everyone has been burned by getting a crap $70 game at this point too. The hits this year are at a lower price point - Helldivers came out at $40, Balatro is $15, Blue Prince is $30 and so on.
AAA game companies have a lot of issues. They keep investing in games people don't want (trying for the next fortnight) making games by committee instead of having a clear vision of what the game should be, shipping broken games they put review embargos on, etc. 1/2
Goddamn
Gross
Is there anyone arguing in good faith that the BBB is good for the US? Sure seems like it's cruelly taking money away from the poor to exercise cruelty on brown bodies Giving ICE a larger budget than the Marines is creating a machine that runs on blood and terror and will not spare the rest of us
the accelerationists must be jerking off right now
But if you're cool with your family not eating so every one of Jeff Bezos's great great grandchildren can have a staff of 20 attending them at every moment, lick that boot. Those great grandchildren earned it.
You do realize billionaires are a new thing, right? Like it takes government policy redirecting wealth from everyone to make one. Tesla and Amazon survive off tax loopholes and subsidies
Just keep your head in the sand and pretend the plan involves giving up power
Are they preparing their marketing statements using copilot?
Every other article or screenshotted post I see about that mayoral candidate guy just drips with Islamaphobia
Spinning my phone in my hand before putting it in my pocket like I'm Revolver Ocelot
There are definitely some birds chirping outside my window. My feathered brothers in Christ, it is 1:40AM. I need you to hang it up for the night
It's never a good time not to criticize them because they keep losing and they ignore their base. Clean house
I'm on here for politics and tech and shit posting. Why does my discovery feed keep showing barebones selfie posts by users with barely any content? Why is it mostly dudes? Does Bluesky think I'll wake up tomorrow, decide I'm gay, and start DMing men with no discernable personality? #Bluesky
Sae Joon Park is a US army veteran. He has lived in America for 48 years. He is a recipient of the Purple Heart. He has legal permanent residency. He has been deported to South Korea. He should have been awarded citizenship when he was shot in the back, but that's not the American way.
Sure is a time to be alive
It burns my eyes
Google fu yields this; "If your air conditioner’s circuit breaker is tripping, the first thing you should check is the filter and install a new AC filter if needed" This makes sense because the dirtier the filter, the more work the fan has to do
Posting egrets without any regrets
This is the bitter reality of the administration saying they'll move production of things like i-phones here: they've already poisoned the well
👎 #AI #PleaseNo #NotaFlyingCar
Sounds like a risk of real conversation. How about just "hours of staring at the phone with a quick break for the bone?"
Oh fuck no. No frakkin toaster company town in my town (or anywhere)!
I haven't seen anything good, but I feel like the Midwestern reply to a complement with "thanks, I got it on sale" thing is probably more widespread than people think
Jesus. Someone tell this lady that even if she doesn't consent to organ donation the evil leftists will still take them away to feed to their cats. Not a problem because dead means no more legal interest, right?
Is this whole deportation of people in blue cities because Fox News has been claiming for years that illegal immigrants vote for Democrats? I think I need to sit down.
I have $2
It must be a moderation issue. Despite having no interest or search history related to people exposing themselves in public, I got some dude doing so on my feed yesterday. No tags, no content warning, just a weenis flapping about in a taco bell or such
I imagine this guy is insufferable in every aspect of his life
My favorite sign of the day
It seems like a particularly bad idea to unleash a sycophantic liebot like chatGPT on a world that refuses to take mental illnesses seriously in a time when stress is particularly high, but what do I know. I’m not a capitalist tech bro who only cares about his bank account.
I didn't know these existed. Thank you!
personally i am really enjoying life in the web3 metaverse, which is real and happened
You beat me to it