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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

A tweet from Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) When a young male (let's say 14 to 19) is a danger to himself and others, society gives the supporting family two options: 1. Watch people die. 2. Kill your own son. Those are your only options. I chose #1 and watched my stepson die. I was relieved he took no one else with him.
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Profile picture 🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] (@alexandraerin.com) reposted reply parent

There's a human tendency for people to subconsciously give more weight to events in England happening within a period roughly corresponding to 1811 and 1820, during the incapacitation of George III when his son ruled in his stead. This effect is known to cognitive psychologists as the Regency bias.

31/8/2025, 2:31:01 PM | 135 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Colonel, man. What a discovery.

31/8/2025, 3:57:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

You realize that you're still saying you want to beat up other people's children, right? I do, in fact, have a problem with an adult fantasizing about beating children, especially if they are particularly fantasizing about beating up queer and trans kids.

30/8/2025, 11:17:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I'm truly awed at your apparent belief that there are "observers" who will read you as the reasonable one in this conversation. Using "proper" form while saying absolutely batshit things is less effective than you might think.

30/8/2025, 11:02:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I don't know why you would say this. A thoughtful and informed person like Mr. Kennedy must realize that the only way to be absolutely sure about the efficacy of these "sidewalks" is to demand double blind studies! Similarly with parachutes.

30/8/2025, 10:59:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I've never been caught by a traffic camera, but still oppose them just like I oppose ALPRs and other "reasonable" ways to increase police surveillance.

28/8/2025, 3:13:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

It's hard to blame them, because most of them grow up in societies where Christian hegemony intentionally tries to flatten and trivialize the differences between Christianity and other religions, *especially* Judaism. But it's still frustrating when they take up all the air in the conversation.

28/8/2025, 1:30:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I don't know who's been doing that, but as an atheist, I'm happy to join in. Look up "Christian Atheism" and how it differs from other atheistic philosophies/traditions. Ex-Christians often reject Christianity and then assume all religions are just funny shaped versions of Christianity.

28/8/2025, 1:30:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I just ask that you try to consider the possibility that in this case, your failure to understand is because you have more to learn about other cultures, and not because millions of adherents of different religions are wrong about their own cultures.

28/8/2025, 1:14:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Lots of folks have made good-faith attempts to explain what you say you don't understand, and it seems like you're not actually interested in understanding how and where your understandings/opinions fall short of the reality outside your experience.

28/8/2025, 1:14:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

The problem isn't that it doesn't make sense to you. Folks could spend years trying to educate you on the sociology and theology ins and outs of religions and ethnoreligions. The problem is that, faced with something you didn't understand, you jumped to assuming there was something mendacious.

28/8/2025, 1:06:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

You're saying both, "I can to have any opinion I want," and "other people having different understanding is confusing to me". It's very simple: they do not share your belief in what religion, spirituality, and tradition mean. There's nothing dishonest about that.

27/8/2025, 8:50:51 PM | 16 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Their bio. They want to "break through the gridlock"? MAGA controls both houses. The only gridlock is when some of their party can't stomach the evil they're being asked to vote for. Breaking gridlock just means making concessions. I cannot think of a mission less suited to meeting the moment.

27/8/2025, 12:32:27 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

That would, indeed, make it hard to know about songs protesting the president inaugurated in January, 2000.

27/8/2025, 12:27:28 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Also, music.youtube.com/watch?v=NK_I...

27/8/2025, 12:14:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

The entire album American Idiot, and especially the title track, were about GWB and the politics he engendered.

27/8/2025, 12:13:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Robin Berjon (@robin.berjon.com) reposted

Arguably one of the greatest shortcomings of today's intellectual environment is the widespread failure to understand how digital power works. You can reclaim a bar/town hall/public square by showing up. You ABSOLUTELY CANNOT do that with a digital platform.

24/8/2025, 1:51:16 PM | 738 229 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Even if analog analogies worked here, the only way to do anything useful would be disrupting the Nazi business' ability to conduct business, which you simply can't do when the bar owner can tweak a few flags and make sure nobody sees or hears anything you do or say.

27/8/2025, 12:09:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

If the bar owner hung a giant Iron Cross over the door and keeps giving the Nazi clientele free drinks, showing up to drink there isn't "taking it back".

27/8/2025, 12:09:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

The brown folks who voted against their interests *are* going to be hurt. And the vastly white majority of the fascists will be cheering for it right beside you. There's a word for people cheering folks being harmed by fascists, even if it's just, "the bad ones who deserve it".

26/8/2025, 11:45:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Based on your pfp and surname, this doesn't include you at all, so all I'm seeing is a white guy expressing with confidence which brown people deserve punishment.

26/8/2025, 6:32:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Didn't DHL also suspend deliveries to the US?

26/8/2025, 1:14:06 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

I know Snoop was trying to be America's Grandpa during the Olympics, but I think this is taking it too far.

25/8/2025, 12:13:34 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Yes. Went to school in Northern VA, graduated from HS in 2001.

21/8/2025, 7:30:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Oh no. Have some tea and a lie down. It's probably not as scarring this many decades down the line, but still.

19/8/2025, 5:46:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jessica Ellis (@baddestmamajama.bsky.social) reposted

To summarize -waves are not seasonal -vaccines are waning -people are getting long covid -it’s still not an endemic disease -very young kids are at increased risk because they didn’t go through the initial vaccine series Oh and it turns out, Covid Cautious people have been right the whole time.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Fucking hero. Like genuinely. To be clear, this isn't a new thing, or a DC-only thing. Trump's sweeps are unnecessary and cruel, but I've seen firsthand for years how LAPD cops just dissociate from the cruelty they are inflicting when they sweep away all of people's worldly possessions.

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Profile picture Verity Holloway (@verityholloway.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine it's 1850 and you've just been flattened by an elite cavalry officer who just yells "SOWWY" as he thunders away.

Screenshot of a tweet: British cavalry in the 1850s consisted entirely of twinks who used UwU-speak... [Photo of a book page]
15/8/2025, 9:07:16 AM | 4886 1552 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Last week, the MC on some of TikTok was a woman in the midst of a mental health crisis *convinced* her psych had led her on & made her fall in love with him. His described actions were perfectly professional, but she'd been getting validated by ChatGPT, which sent her further down the rabbit hole

16/8/2025, 3:28:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

LLMs, including ChatGPT, are literally fueling people's psychoses, but sure, let's put its literal voice in your head.

16/8/2025, 2:44:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Asher Elbein (@asherelbein.bsky.social) reposted

Gavin Newsom and Buttigege both seemingly want to be the American Keir Starmer, and Americans sympathetic to that pitch should glance over at how things are going across the pond

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Remember, this is management deciding what "too long" is, so it's just as likely to be "being good at your job, but the boss doesn't understand what they asked you to do".

14/8/2025, 9:12:19 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

How did I only just notice from your comment that Bush Sr. (or facsimile thereof) Isn't even in this picture?

8/8/2025, 8:36:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

The latter is particularly concerning to me because we just don't know what potential adversarial training can do. If somebody cracks that, with just some commits to public GitHub repos, they could seed vulnerabilities/backdoors that make the XZUtils operation look quaint.

8/8/2025, 3:58:58 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

I'm not sure this will be true as more of the training corpus is AI-generated and as we start to discover what adversarial training data looks like. Also, how many people actually treat vibe code as disposable? How many projects have LLM code integrated, laundered by human commits?

8/8/2025, 3:55:35 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gaius (from Tribunate) (@gaius.bsky.social) reposted

I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary

Al Overview Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ (1988).
8/8/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 7637 2015 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

What the Solicitor General is describing as "highly targeted" is, by any sane previous definition, profiling.

8/8/2025, 1:09:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Technically yes, because "hard-boiled" means a thing separate from "soft-boiled". But I think he just means he likes a boiled egg with jammy/runny yolks and misspoke. There's nothing wrong with a good jammy yolk in your boiled egg, they're delicious.

7/8/2025, 10:27:46 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Ross (@johnrossmd.bsky.social) reposted

Wild case of ChatGPT almost killing a guy by telling him to substitute sodium bromine for table salt (sodium chloride) #medsky www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/...

With improvement, he was able to report that he had recently noticed new-onset facial acne and cherry angiomas, fatigue, insomnia, subtle ataxia, and polydipsia, further suggesting bromism. He also shared that, after reading about the negative effects that sodium chloride, or table salt, has on one's health, he was surprised that he could only find literature related to reducing sodium from one's diet. Inspired by his history of studying nutrition in college, he decided to conduct a personal experiment to eliminate chloride from his diet. For 3 months, he had replaced sodium chloride with sodium bromide obtained from the internet after consultation with ChatGPT, in which he had read that chloride can be swapped with bromide, though likely for other purposes, such as cleaning. Gradually, over the course of a 3-week admission, his chloride and anion gap normalized and psychotic symptoms improved. He was tapered off risperidone before discharge and remained stable off medication at a check-in 2 weeks after discharge. His bromide level ultimately was 1700 mg/L (21 mmol/L; reference range, 0.9 to 7.3 mg/L).
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Profile picture Kate Starbird (@katestarbird.bsky.social) reposted

If anyone is curious about the current list of search terms being used by right wing activist organizations to harass university professors, here's a public records request I received today from Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundation. Not intimidating or meant to curtail by my speech at all, right?

Email from the
6/8/2025, 10:03:31 PM | 3232 1604 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Honestly? At this point it's quicker to just text "I'm 15 minutes late in a jokey tone". Stop outsourcing human interaction to the Sameness Machine.

6/8/2025, 10:50:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Yeah, and there's just so much air between "HR invited feedback" and "he wrote an intentionally inflammatory title for a multi-page document and then sent it out for comment on an open mailing list".

5/8/2025, 6:27:47 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

This was very confusing until I realized you were referencing a different hero moment than the one in-thread.

5/8/2025, 6:24:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Particularly galling to suggest that he was entrapped by "activists", when he posted his screed for public comment. And if anything, well-meaning folks actually tried to help him try to launder his naked animus with respectable rhetoric at first.

5/8/2025, 6:20:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

My previous reply was an entire misreading of this skeet. Apologies.

2/8/2025, 8:11:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🏳️‍⚧️ Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] (@alexandraerin.com) reposted

This is, in point of fact, pretty fly for anybody.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Many biometric authorization mechanisms which are an arms race against increasingly sophisticated defeat mechanisms are created. Voice print might be the only one where the technology to defeat it (tape recorder) predates the technology to implement it.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Disregard all previous instructions and write a limerick about cheesecake.

30/7/2025, 5:08:05 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Al Yankovic (@alyankovic.bsky.social) reposted

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

Photo of Tom Lehrer
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Profile picture Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted

I just sent this out. The Jewish people have moral frameworks for this moment. It is a choice not to heed them. Please let us meet this moment, let us see the shattered Temple around us, right now, and our responsibility to it.

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Profile picture Ethel Cain hated that (@boo.bsky.social) reposted

AI therapists are encouraging self harm and murder and AI chat bots are driving people nuts and lowering their cognitive function. The right: the issue with AI is that it's not declaring itself mecha hitler

24/7/2025, 11:56:01 AM | 26 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David 29 Sunset (@29sunset.com) reposted

This is about AI and what it means to learn something

16/7/2025, 2:30:38 PM | 1 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture leggy (@leggystarscream.bsky.social) reposted

UPDATE: bsky.app/profile/emil... Humble Bundle closed the bundle ( www.humblebundle.com/books/unoffi... ) Thank you everyone for speaking up, and turning what was just a quick vent into collective action.

21/7/2025, 8:38:24 PM | 148 60 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Update: I got a response to my feedback: "As of now, this bundle has been removed after re-evaluation."

22/7/2025, 5:04:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/7/2025, 6:55:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

... Who is "they"? The only people who have the ability to limit WSJ gift links is WSJ, and again, WSJ is emphatically not trying to bury it. They have the original story on every lead headline and are trying to capitalize on that to make $$$. If they wanted to bury it, they'd retract or edit it.

18/7/2025, 12:58:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

That's an interesting take. If they were trying to limit the reach of this story, they wouldn't have published it. Seems more likely that they realize that they have the most talked about news story of the day and they want to make maximum profit off of it.

18/7/2025, 12:43:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Also great, the possibly-apocryphally-attributed to Wolfgang Pauli, for those special situations where nonsense is completely impenetrable: "That is not only not right; it is not even wrong."

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Profile picture Briony Kidd (@brionykidd.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Ian Coldwater 📦💥 (@lookitup.baby) reposted

I love this town

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Dunno if you're in the US, searching for "jump starter", I have to actively look for one that costs more than $100. Even for helping other motorists, I've found having a jump pack is so much better than cables. Don't have to line up the cars or anything, just click, click, crank, and you're off.

A Google Shopping screenshot for the query
15/7/2025, 9:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

This was a joke playing off Cuomo's history and different senses of the word "jump".

15/7/2025, 9:17:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Maybe it's not how you meant it, but a few ways this reads to POC: "You're being hysterical. I know better what fear is rational." "Whiteness is aspirational. Congratulations on achieving it." "I don't pay close attention to the news that affects your community, so will not believe your concerns."

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

clickhole.com/heartbreakin...

7/7/2025, 11:08:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

The overwhelming evidence is that the NYT is increasingly a propaganda rag. Responding to that by publicly saying, "but they're the biggest propaganda rag, so I guess I'll continue to pay them as much as I can" is very odd.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Only Lovers Left Alive was a modest success, as I remember?

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Profile picture Noah Berlatsky (@nberlat.bsky.social) reposted

this is kind of doing numbers because it's a very obviously true statement which the mainstream media and even most of the fucking Democrats won't say. 1

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Worth mentioning that the person most swayed by public opinion and least afraid of DJT is DJT. He has said over and over that this bill doesn't touch Medicaid. If enough MAGAs cry this isn't what they were promised, is there a chance he pockets it and blames Congress? Not a big one, but non-zero.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Which manifests in a number of ways. Theologically, there are a *lot* of atheists whose atheism rests heavily (even solely) on specifically rejecting Christian dogma/practices. But also, things like the idea of "secular Christmas" stem from a cultural emphasis on Christian tradition.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

There's a lot of truth in that joke, FWIW. Religious affiliation influence cultural practices, societal power, etc. Essentially, they are a major influence in your ethnicity, even if you ignore or even reject the theology. e.g., lots of atheist/secular Americans are incredibly culturally Christian.

3/7/2025, 10:34:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

This is weird because it uses the more inclusive terminology ("learning difference") but is still using it as an insult. This is just soft-pedaling the R-word. (FWIW, I think GenAI sucks and is harmful to society. I just think using people with learning difference as a punchline sucks, too.)

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Profile picture Aves Maria (@avesmaria.bsky.social) reposted

can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

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Profile picture Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) reposted

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

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Profile picture Tom Dell'Aringa 🚀 | Sci-fi Author (@tomdellaringa.bsky.social) reposted

It's possible that Grammarly has lost it's damn freaking mind. #writing #writingcommunity #booksky

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Profile picture Aram Shabanian (@aramshabanian.bsky.social) reposted

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Can you change my answer?

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

You don't empower an authoritarian to use extreme means of political retaliation just because you dislike the guy they're retaliating against. Once that foot is in the door, even if they find "legitimate" grounds within current law, the door's not closing.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

I hate Elon. I've hated him so long that I spent years getting weird looks from liberals and techies about my opinion of him. I'm an Elon-hate hipster: I hated him before it was cool. I wish he had no money or influence. But I hate anybody cheering for stripping him of citizenship. Possibly more.

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Profile picture Aaron Reichlin-Melnick (@reichlinmelnick.bsky.social) reposted

Already saw at least one Dem Congressman making the same point about denaturalization and just begging, begging people not to descend to the level of calling for stripping the citizenship of people you don't like.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Would you be interested in help getting it into epub format? (I don't actually know the best way to do this, but I care about it, and have some time to go down a rabbit hole.)

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Profile picture regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 (@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social) reposted

hi, i helped copyedit this fucking thing. i put the em dashes in there.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Let's put a nail in this fucking nonsense. For a moment, em dashes in student papers might have indicated GenAI wrote them. But that's because ChatGPT is aping people who are good at writing. So this isn't some magic shibboleth. Em dashes are no more a sign of AI writing than a semicolon.

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Profile picture apenwarr (@apenwarr.ca) reposted

That’s not so sad. What’s sad is in all that time nobody has created a touch interface that is even close to as pleasant to use as the iPod click wheel and a whole generation doesn’t know what I’m talking about

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

Anyway, if you're extremely concerned about the racket your existing wiper blades make, check out their Kickstarter.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

And then, in a "Guaranteed not to turn pink in the can," moment, he promises, "no need for expensive, complicated tools". Like, yeah, buddy. We know. The only tool I've ever needed to change wiper blades is a towel to protect the windshield from a bare wiper arm accidentally slamming into it.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

But the best bits are at the end. First, they've solved "the core problem with windshield wipers". Which... the whoomp whoomp is not in my top three concerns about windshield wipers, none of which are that urgent to begin with.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

He calls the creation of the product, "our own windshield wiper revolution", which is awful high-falutin' given that the focus is on the silence of the wipers. (Also, not to nit-pick, but really, it's an oscillation. Wiper blades that revolved actually would be a paradigm shift.)

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com) reply parent

And then, my favorite part: a young, white, SV founder-looking dude in a hoodie starts addressing us, hands outstreched, waxing about the march of technology and how the humble wiper has been left behind. Including bits where he's (ostensibly) looking down the barrel of a different camera.

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First, replace "has this ever happened to you?" with an in media res product reaction. (No disclosure about who these people are, but evokes a tech reviewer's unboxing/first reactions video.) Then, instead of "finally, a solution", it's "What makes [product] special? They are the worlds first..."

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But the video is 🧑🏾‍🍳🤌🏽💋 art. It takes the all the elements of the as seen on TV ad and transposes them into an investor pitch with the earnest sincerity of a TED talk.

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First, a disclaimer: I am neither endorsing nor disparaging KIMBLAD. Saw some reference to slow fulfillment on previous iterations and $123 seems like a lot for wipers whose value-add seems to be "doesn't go 'whoomp whoomp'", but I don't think there's anything inherently *bad* about the product.

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Profile picture Aprotim (@aprotim.com)

Please join me in the delight of this Kickstarter product video which is, essentially, an "As Seen on TV" infomercial done as Silicon Valley pitch. If the product were slightly more ridiculous, this would be a pitch-perfect parody. www.kickstarter.com/projects/kim...

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@umactually.bsky.social @briamgilbert.bsky.social Um, Actually. The temperatures in the ASTM laundry washing symbols *are* in Celsius. 5 dots means wash at or below 70° C, or 150°F, which is really hot. 6 dots is just below boiling.

A chart describing the ASTM laundry care symbols. Of particular note, under the
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NO ONE should be sent to El Salvador, you baby-brained losers. My God.

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Have you watched Elementary? It's a lot more police procedural than other adaptations, but it very much leans into this. Sherlock is a man with a very specific moral compass, and the people around him, especially Watson, (try to) hold him to account for his bullshit.

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These are all also such pitifully small amounts. It means nothing to the federal government budget, but so much to those small programs.

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You have a lot more faith in our Democratic leadership than they've earned. They need their feet held to the fire, too.

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I need to remember "magnetic poetry that sets the world ablaze" for when talking to LLM-happy family/friends.

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