destroys the vitamins. drink it raw
destroys the vitamins. drink it raw
the outside-wanters
I do not trust the Abundance people. The me of 20 years ago would have been fully on board, but the past two decades have radicalized me.
I've never played Balatro, but I bet you could make a lot of money selling a pack of Bicycles with a bunch of stickers and calling it Legacy Poker.
I just found out who Aella is by listening to her interview on PJ Vogt's podcast. Aella gives off big Caltech vibes, for better or worse.
To me, "jab" conjures up a scene in a horror movie, where the protagonist frantically plunges a syringe of tranquilizer into the carotid artery of a newly turned zombie.
I don't need to. The powerball is inside each of us.
i won the powerball
He still looks like shit.
When Nate Silver was first becoming famous, I used his March Madness predictions in the office March Madness game, and I won $200 and an Anthem Blue Cross duffel bag, so I do feel like I owe him something.
a man with the name Button signed the declaration of independence. nothing wrong with a judge named Sparkle
Does stuff like Will Smith's "Just the Two of Us", taking the chorus from the Bill Withers song count? There was quite a bit of that.
video from earlier today shows trump healthy and hale, giving directions to lost little boys. nice try
my therapist got a garfield tattoo
probably my favorite trump photo. hypnagogic dream imagery
leggies
praying for my president 😏🙏
I don't know what the context is here, but I'm always tickled when elderly people call rich people out on their bullshit.
Elon critically deficient in jīng.
periodically I get a text from my husband containing one of the funniest images I have ever seen in my life, such as this one
The outline that the "Cracker Barrel" is in, what sort of shape is that supposed to be? A butter bean?
This mesquite powder is really tasty if you use it like you would hot chocolate powder. Better, even.
Maybe I don't understand the finances of it, but if I got $200K/yr and we're constantly being photographed, I would like fuckin sharp. What's holding politicians back?
Where is Alien Sex Fiend on the Dracula/Circus axis?
I can't pick a single page of this. You have to appreciate it in its totality. One of the most comprehensive guides to Los Angeles, if you can ignore the frequent lines like "Also under the Olvera Street bandstand is a tentacled abomination."
If it's a computer desk, this is the solution.
I typed "arguing board game" into Google, and it looks like there are approximately 500 board games like this.
Reading this as an adult is wild.
I can't imagine a world in which I do not want this.
Someone abandoned this in a pile of free books in the mailroom. Big win for me
The jazzy vamping in the background of all of his media really paints him as the fun and silly candidate. It's a good choice.
ICE has been swapping plates around. We've seen the same plate on multiple vehicles.
I learned how to change my MAC address on my phone so I can keep getting the 20-free-WiFi-minutes on this flight, and I feel pretty bad ass right now.
beans of the world
The real question is his father.
I don't know, but I'm going to guess minor characters from the Warriors.
because the farts come from the dairy-air
Become accustomed to sleeping on the floor. When they throw you in prison, they can't take away the bed as punishment.
Me, arguing with my toaster oven: In what world is this amount of burnt a 4?! Answer me!
can't believe that Laura Loomer was on girls chat like 6 years ago.
look at my boy
I'm exactly the same way. People often interpret it as me not liking what I'm watching. Not so!
I went to my doctor with some GI issues, and unfortunately, one of the first things she asked me was if I was using seed oils. I told her that my primary cooking oil was peanut oil. I suppose no one has given much thought on whether a peanut is a seed or not, because this broke her brain.
My mom didn't grow up with a dryer. When she couldn't line-dry them, she had to send them through a wringer. She told me that you have to remove the buttons to wring a shirt, then sew them back on.
I came across this meme a while ago, and it definitely colors how I think of Chengdu.
im enjoying the theme of today's feed
Craig Kilborn would make a better president
One downside of transitioning is that I can't go undercover as an ivermectin-brained three-percenter, or as a dweeby trad academic in a bowtie. The best I can do is a Brianna Wu clone.
Still the best subreddit by far
You can't throw a brick, it's too heavy, so these radical leftists throw a sandwich. And they say "It's just a sandwich, a sandwich for my family."
Going to DC next week. What's something cool I need to check out?
I'm over in the San Gabriel Valley, where we have Falun Gong caravans similar to Trump caravans.
I burst into tears. "But Derek," I exclaim, "my neighbor is Wesley LePatner!"
found in our apts mailroom
In all seriousness, this is what the most boring people in the world say about anyone who is artsy and cool. They can't comprehend it.
Danny Elfman as Oingo Boingo frontman
I see that the AI was trained on terabytes of posts from the most annoying people on Reddit.
Yeah, his whole schtick was how much he hated the North. He'd say shit like "North Carolina?! I hate the North! They should call North Carolina 'South Carolina', and South Carolina 'South South Carolina'!"
licky man
I developed adhesives in a job long ago, and one coworker kept saying "adhede", as in, "Use the glue to adhede this to that".
When the letters are merely slanted, that is more accurately referred to as "oblique". However, the vast majority of English speakers commonly call this "italic". "All italic is necessarily cursive" really depends on what sense of the word we're talking about.
The meaning of "Italic" has become slippery over time. It used to mean a different script (with different glyphs, contrasted with Roman and Blackletter) that was based on cursive, joined-up writing. It still means this to typeface pedants.
I do find it interesting that each company's AI presents with its own mental disorder.
We both have been fans of Mr Onion for years and years, so it's not too surprising.
I went to a friend's house to watch Minority Report, and I pulled out some candied chickpeas to eat, and my friend immediately went, "Whoa, you order bean box?" @billhookunion.beanyear.com
I do think something funny happened, but you're right. People who are about to commit suicide can be strangely upbeat. It will all be over!
Have you ever considered that Mamdani's plan subsidizes me, the most hated man in NYC, Andrew Cuomo?
I just watched Jon Oliver's most recent episode, on Deferred Prosecution Agreements, and the whole time, all I could think was that all of these people would have been executed in China.
Can you grow scuppernongs up there? People on the west coast have no idea what they are.
@billhookunion.beanyear.com Just got my first box of beans! And right after I finished off the leftover rajma masala for lunch. What a coincidence! (The newsletter is lowkey the best part of this box.)
Can you wrap her in a towel burrito first? That's how I have to get my smarter cat into the carrier. The stupid one, you can just trick with food.
Going on the roof is fun.
The cat when I'm in the bathtub.
My dad just sent me a picture of the damage some squirrels did in digging up his succulents, and he pointedly is not answering my questions about the weird little foot under the planter.
showin feet
i trust you
What the fuck? What a fucking ghoul.
My primary care doctor encouraged me to stop using seed oils, and now I don't know what's real anymore. I told her that I generally cook with peanut oil, and that was a curveball. Is it a seed? A nut? Who knows??
I've been thinking lately about how wackos and psychos are forming bonds with non-conscious complex language models, whereas the smart and normal people of the world can easily make bonds with non-verbal yet obviously conscious dogs and cats.
My elbows are extremely hypermobile, and they default to the same position that she has. Whenever anyone notices, however, they absolutely freak the f out.
I will take a thousand continental philosophy majors over a single, tiresome, pedantic analytic philosophy major
update: i gave him a little kissy on the head
I took my name and photo off, and now none of my mutuals know who I am. Absolutely zero engagement. Probably for the best.
I'm late to this discourse, but I ate leftovers for lunch today. Didn't spend any additional money, and it took 3 minutes in the microwave. Also, it's not going to kill me at age 42.
I had a professor who was the exact opposite. He only called us Mr. and Ms. Lastname, because to do otherwise would be "to buy into the convenient fiction that America is a classless society".
I'm looking forward to Trump pulling a logician turn: "If the Epstein files exist, I would be in them" is a statement that is vacuously true, and it's because they don't exist. It's something they're calling a counterfactual conditional, and you have to be a very smart person to understand them.
I love green anoles. It's also very creepy when they die and become dried-up skeletal mummies.
Check out what I have
Unfortunately, this would not rule out the possibility that the milk company is shorting him as well.
The Rite-Aid near me went out of business, and on the final few days, you could buy racks, shopping carts, freezers, etc. I bought a trash can, and was tempted to buy the blood-pressure cuff thing by the pharmacy.
The Simpsons started losing its way when they stopped doing these sorts of expressions.
My wife has a temp job where she's shredding old materials at an animation studio, and I am so upset with her right now.
Here are some nice mushrooms
...his patients aren't "actually trans". I asked him to explain more, and he said that, by the time potential patients got to a consultation with him, they were so far down the trans path (I think those were his words), that there was no turning back, so he might as well operate on them.
Did we all hear that you can't read in dreams from that one episode of Batman: the Animated Series?
I could support 20 people as a soap maker for like 4 hours a week.
