Guppy (They/Them) (@ohmygoditguppy.bsky.social) reposted
Ma and Da
Pistachio-flavored Ñ / ə - 26 🚬-Free since August ‘24 Married to a topless 90’s Honda Small brain, large hands. Tired of political theatre cringelords (especially zionists and their bitches) This post was brought to you by gang weed.
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Y’all care about berries more than the security of your fellow canuck for internet brownie points and it shows
Alytarch (@alytarch.bsky.social) reposted
A Opossum that isnt goth or a hick?? Impossible. Much thanks to @mrdeevee.bsky.social for the generous help he gave me.
George Batchelor (@georgebatch.bsky.social) reposted
rat
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
I LOVE REVVING MY SHIT AT RANDOM HONDAS AND RANDOMLY GETTING IN SHORT BUT SWEET DICK-MEASURING-PURSUITS WITH COOL FOLK BEVAUSE IT GIVES ME A REASON TO COMPLIMENT THEIR RATHER NICE-KEPT SHITBOXES I LOVE BONDING WITH OTHER CAR OWNERS AAAAAAAAAAA HONDAS ARE FUCKING COOL THO I MISSED 2ND TWICE LOL AA
Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) reposted
you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s insulting to Texas man
nat. (@natclayton.bsky.social) reposted
Yeah, my discord has a vent channel. Every day one member is randomly assigned to be Gordon and the rest of us @ them with pictures of headcrabs in there. If they don't respond with :crowbar: within 20 seconds we ban them.
Team Radar Love (@midnightdorifto.bsky.social) reposted
good morning, happy Friday, it’s a 5-speed listings.worldwideauctioneers.com/product/1968...
𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛_𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚊 🏳️⚧️ (@daisygoldmi.bsky.social) reposted
he was a lil eepy baby
𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛_𝚕𝚢𝚛𝚊 🏳️⚧️ (@daisygoldmi.bsky.social) reposted
*sniffs u*
Octopus Wrangler ! (@spencilular.bsky.social) reposted
I’ve got about 10 opossums coming to eat now. I’m not trying to feed the neighborhood. I’m trying to feed them poor babies. I don’t think Runtelford came by last night. I’ll watch for her tonight. Here’s one visitor tho.
Gretchen Winter, MD (@gretchemaben.bsky.social) reposted
Say hello to Olivia the opossum! 😍
Doomsdaydog🔞 (@doomsdaydoge.bsky.social) reposted
Ayo.. anyone want any sketches or simple works done. Yah boy wants a hotdog and a redbull
maxadisasta➡️MFF (@maxadisasta.bsky.social) reposted
Back from my trip, warming back up on the tablet u3u #protogen #furryart
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a carlton??? ZAMN!!!!
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
I also like 18 and 20mm The imperial system is better
✨️🐽 Grothe 🐽✨️ (@pinkflyingboar.bsky.social) reposted
The badgers were up to great mischief at the Valhalla Renaissance Faire these past two weeks! 🩷 We had a lovely time handing out trinkets, playing games, and meeting new friends! 💫
Xenon Gender Possvangelion (@sasspossrilla.bsky.social) reposted
Do opossums eat ticks?: Thread It's often said that possums eat up to 5,000 ticks a season, and are a method of tick control, but is this true? The short answer is no, here's why
Renegade (@renegademustang.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
dipp 🔜 bed (very tired) (@dippinposs.bsky.social) reposted
streaming baldur's gate 3 i think i've got mods, come watch www.twitch.tv/dippinposs
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
The rainy season has fully kicked in and I am full of rage Car inspection bastards say my non-issue cracked windshield is an instant disqualifier despite it being non-structure compromising and only on the outside DESPITE NO DEL SOL WINDSHIELD AVAILABILITY And I feel 2 weak 4 gym Blegh
dino! 🌈 (@dinosaurgerms.bsky.social) reposted
finally gonna see what this whole "videogames" thing is all about...
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
This is Opossum erasure and confinement to the City of Hiss ghetto HISSSSSS
Taka is a Kat 【🪶🐾】 (@takathekitty.bsky.social) reposted
When you're about to enter the Cat City in a furry RPG.
dashie (@dashiefrickintyan.bsky.social) reposted
i think john fastfood is a little stressed, i cant tell really
Ripley LaCross (@ripleylacross.bsky.social) reposted
Posms Preview of October's sketchbook dump over on Patreon. #art
Lynne (@alonewon.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Possum Weds, BlueSky. #possum
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Do not use a tragedy to push your political movement If you don’t want to or don’t at all pray for the victims or their families, be respectful.
GillianNaps (@gilliannaps.bsky.social) reposted
Them: you better not be walking carefree and full whimsy to mudic My stupid ass:
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Don’t open Sepharia and ChatGPT at 10 o’clock after an intrusive thought gets in your mind about your birthday unless you’re ready for some fucken goodebumps I’m not superstitious But gawdamn When the computer computes and the book worms you can’t really go against it
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Idiocracy went too light on retardedness for the future
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Gym fucked me over with the new admin’s lack of schedule change announcements Picked up a kettlebell and a cool regiment of exercises Thinking of ditching my subscription now Whoever invented these is a smart masochist Owie, but in a good way
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Because of this absolute imbecile I had the misfortune of engaging with today: Run your shit Rev it to the moon Burn some rubber Smack that clutch Cars are living creatures, how they live their life is only up to how well you maintain them and feed them. Treat your daily well
Matt Emmons (@secondatbest.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Sign up to get notified when it launches next month! The more sign ups, the more new preview pages I’ll share. Can we get to at least 50 today?
Matt Emmons (@secondatbest.bsky.social) reposted
Tiny creature, the leading man of Those That Inherit the Earth. Kickstarter for Volume 1 will launch next month!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK (@algoestowork.bsky.social) reposted
Bree Lundberg (@breelundberg.com) reposted
I saw a possum last night runnin like this across the street it was so cute.
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
1. I’m hella gay 2. Pops helped me put together my 8k rev limit shitbox and we’re both proud of it, because it’s eaten V8 camaros lol 3. More like easy to school folk with baseless talking points 4. You probably have a microdick and a bull for your wife 5. Mald about it
Tiki Bunny Imports🍹🐇🛻🏳️🌈 (@tikibunnyimports.bsky.social) reposted
They all look the same. Cardle 5/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 471 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
No such drip can be achieved in today’s world
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
This motherfucker is going to ragebait me into cooking his steaks like the lord intended Sous vide’ing meat is just eating microplastics with more steps No, you can’t change my mind.
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
And I bet it’s an automatic. Your catharsis methods are as restrained as your own spice rack if you think revving a car is pussy attitude. Yet, you didn’t deflect my initial point. Try changing your oil and cleaning your spark plugs to once in your lifetime get a sense of mechanical accomplishment.
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
So he can stop wasting another 1.7 million young and old men’s lives.
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Your penis envy is showing along with your lack of testosterone from never learning how to move yourself around without daddy or Uber taking you places.
Marker (@caretakersmark.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
"Hail to the PumpKing Baby!" (I dont know why i made this im sorry)
Kraken (@korpspropaganda.bsky.social) reposted
they took away my tryhard fuckboy's square jaw and razor sharp cheekbones and brought in Robbie Rotten
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
I may be cooked because I don’t see it Fuck We mighta reached the tipping point
Corinne Green (@ket.bsky.social) reposted
on the bright side can y'all guess which lil bud i got to see on the walk home from the bar? one answer would be "the family of raccoons scurrying across the street to chill under your neighbor's house" but i bet you can come up with another one if i give you a hint:
Roxi Wheels (@roxiwheels.bsky.social) reposted
Taking Ben to Furrydelphia this year, gonna be there tonight after work!
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Oats All oats With PB and milk O a t s
Midge & Susie (@midgeandsusie.bsky.social) reposted
A late night Jeph appearance in Winnie’s food basket led to magnificent chaos when we went out to potty before bed. Mom is NOT happy with Jeph. He did many hissings and we learned that when properly motivated, Midge can fit in the cat door.
Bring a Trailer (@bringatrailer.bsky.social) reposted
1993 Ducati 750 Supersport at No Reserve
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
PETE PARSONS IS GONE BUNGIE IS HEALING AAAAAAAA
RAWDAWG COMICS (@rawdawgcomics.bsky.social) reposted
I wanna pound some hole Edit]] I wanna pound YOUR hole
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
That b16 is clean af for someone nearing 40 on this earth Damn
Burai | Narcoticdream 🇧🇷🏳️🌈😺 (@narcoticdream.bsky.social) reposted
I have lost my job and am in a precarious financial situation - If you can't afford or are not interested in this character please consider sharing this post! <3 AUCTION AT FurAffinity! -> https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61977862/ Rules pasted Bellow
Merriam-Webster (@merriam-webster.com) reposted
Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
I am tired of being the average bastard I set out to be during my earlier years as a defense mechanism from parental pressure to be different I will learn sciences I will fucking overcome my fear of chemistry and math I will become a suspiciously wealthy furry I am full of fucking hatred
Alli DeJong (@allidejong.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
i think about this tweet every single day
Opossums With VGM 🎶 (@opossumswithvgm.bsky.social) reposted
At Doom's Gate - DOOM [1993] (Composer - Bobby Prince)
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
Good evening bsky I start work tomorrow at 5 and I cant fall asleep Nonetheless I am cudddling my big pillow how I wanna cuddle him and smiling and giggling like a retard because I recall it exactly how he feels Man I am down bad for this dork I wanna be with him so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leon Frilly Dog! 🎀 @ COMMS OPEN (@leonspottydog.bsky.social) reposted
All they wanted was a Pepsi! 💥💥💥 #Furry #FurryArt
amelia 🏳️⚧️ =w= (@meriamory.bsky.social) reposted
happy middle of august everybody
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Indeed!
n a s h 🪦 (@fleurmorte.bsky.social) reposted
cant remember if pixel art shows up well here but anyway i made a free opossum icon for anyone to use , no credit necessary just tell ppl who made it if inquired xoxo
Bleppin' Drago 🐉 (@bleppindrago.bsky.social) reposted
He heard everything. #Art #Kobold
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social)
I MISS THE 80’S SO FUCKING BADLY AAAAAAA
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Sign is all bark without a reminder at the bottom of what the 2nd Amendment exists for. Just saying…
Opossum with no filter. (@argontheopossum.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright now do the last 300 years or stop pushing propaganda. You forget the industrial era was powered by coal?
Crompledong (COMMS OPEN) (@crompledong.bsky.social) reposted
Free will is a hell of a thing I tell you h’what