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S Crowley (she/they)

@arguchik.bsky.social

I’m a freelance writer and editor currently living in Pittsburgh with my partner (he’s the tall one in the photo of our two shadows) and our two cats. If I’ve never met you IRL, please don’t DM me. I won’t respond.

created November 11, 2024

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Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought I would quickly follow up with my scan result from yesterday: all is well, nothing suspicious.

5/9/2025, 2:02:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/9/2025, 2:42:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Dx mammogram uses stronger radiation and scans from more angles than screening mammogram.

4/9/2025, 2:39:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s not.

4/9/2025, 10:17:37 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

You didn’t, though. You said something we all already know.

4/9/2025, 2:49:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤬

4/9/2025, 2:37:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The place I go doesn’t have those.

4/9/2025, 2:36:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. “Dense tissue,” ie your body is flawed.

4/9/2025, 2:32:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

We know. Jeez.

4/9/2025, 2:30:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m over 55. Nothing feels different to me.

4/9/2025, 2:30:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

😠😤😡🤬

4/9/2025, 2:25:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s ridiculous! I’m so glad this thread exists. We need a “me too” movement for better screening technology. No more squish! Dense tissue sisters, unite!

4/9/2025, 2:19:49 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG I am giggling so childishly right now.

4/9/2025, 2:16:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

And always find a way to laugh. Somehow. Stretch for the humor.

4/9/2025, 2:12:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

AMEN. I’m having that more intensive mammogram, tomorrow. For real. I have had this before, too. Why? Both times: “dense tissue.” Since this is a known thing, why not go right to the ultrasound every year, until my tits become un-dense?? But no…it has to be squish and radiation first.

4/9/2025, 2:08:37 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Which is to say: all the things. Period.

4/9/2025, 1:42:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty much applies to ALL of my social media feeds except - at least for now - Bluesky.

4/9/2025, 1:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Remember Boaty McBoatface?

3/9/2025, 1:41:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

2026 will be the year of the horse! That definitely includes sea horses.

3/9/2025, 1:40:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Haha. That’s a self I want to keep around!

3/9/2025, 1:17:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

WTF. Is he trying to provoke a civil war?

3/9/2025, 1:16:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes. It’s hard to let go of one’s past, aspirational, or fully imaginary selves.

3/9/2025, 1:09:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Mine too.

3/9/2025, 1:06:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure is.

3/9/2025, 12:51:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

He might be a melange of all scavenger species. Plus the brain worm, who may be driving that whole bus.

2/9/2025, 11:51:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty heavy makeup on his right hand.

2/9/2025, 6:57:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Not if RFK Jr. is involved. He likes roadkill bear meat - or beached whale meat. He’s a passive hunter. No lead.

2/9/2025, 6:53:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Good chance - the bear must’ve died of something, right?

2/9/2025, 6:44:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Coke or meth, possibly both.

2/9/2025, 6:40:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Raw bear meat?

2/9/2025, 6:39:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

♥️Irma Vep

2/9/2025, 5:50:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Whoa. Sweet.

2/9/2025, 5:49:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

“Man on the Moon” and “It’s the End of the World as We Know It.” I can’t choose between them.

2/9/2025, 1:16:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

YouTube has a huge pen and ink (and stationery and planners) community. It’s pretty amazing. If you search for “glass dip pen” I’m sure something good will pop up. I have a glass dip pen but I’ve never actually used it. 🫣

29/8/2025, 11:45:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I keep hearing great things about the Carene. I’ve never tried that model of Waterman. That nib is gorgeous, and I love the finish on the pen you have. :)

29/8/2025, 10:51:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

That pen is beautiful, but it takes a ballpoint refill, thus is not a fountain pen. They might make glass dip pens, though, which are super fun!

29/8/2025, 10:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Here’s a company named for the narwhal (they changed the company name from Narwhal to Nahvalur, the Icelandic word for narwhal). The pen on their front page is the Nautilus model. It has portholes for ink windows, and it’s a piston filler - so you can carry an ocean of ink with you. :) nahvalur.com

29/8/2025, 10:46:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

My kingdom for the power to edit a Bluesky post!

29/8/2025, 2:41:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Where did that link come from? It’s not a real link. It goes nowhere. Sorry, some kind of Bluesky automatic feature I guess.

29/8/2025, 12:11:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Enjoy the ride! BOLO for a Pelikan Hub in your area, and for your local (or nearest) pen club. These things allow you to penable…er…pencourage others while simultaneously being further pencouraged, yourself. Cheers!

29/8/2025, 12:10:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Going from no words to hundreds of words is a win, any way you slice it. Congratulations! Keep on keeping on!

29/8/2025, 2:32:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I heard this in the grocery store today, from a couple of years earlier. I didn’t hear it until I was in high school, though. (Early 80s) youtu.be/p_vWMqirjhI?...

29/8/2025, 2:05:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Right??

28/8/2025, 1:27:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

What’s the situation in Aus with regard to big money in politics?

28/8/2025, 1:25:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😭

28/8/2025, 1:21:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you know that you can volunteer for a 2-week stint as the lighthouse keeper out on the Dungeness Spit? You stay free, but if people show up you have to give them a lighthouse tour. I’m not sure if they’re still doing that…I hope so. I wish I’d done it before I moved to Pittsburgh.

28/8/2025, 1:20:56 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh no! I’m sorry to hear that. That is part of Washington’s charm (especially the peninsula), but it does tend to drain away one’s enthusiasm for a long hike when you know the view will look much the same as that in the parking lot.

28/8/2025, 1:17:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a gorgeous spot. Did you hike all the way out? Cape Flattery is amazing too.

28/8/2025, 1:12:32 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I also see what looks like the tip of an ear and the tip of a tail, maybe? On either side of the calico. Is there a fourth kitten?

27/8/2025, 2:05:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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YES! I LOLed.

27/8/2025, 2:03:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And Kurtis Blow, of course.

27/8/2025, 1:51:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kool Moe Dee, for one.

27/8/2025, 1:42:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too much churching.

27/8/2025, 2:53:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A god.

27/8/2025, 12:47:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was a wine bar in Seattle in the early 2000s. The wine was passable but the food was Marie Callander’s, straight up.

27/8/2025, 12:43:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh. My. GOD. What is even happening in this world?

27/8/2025, 12:41:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Smith tower?

27/8/2025, 12:41:22 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?? The kitchen comes free with the rent!

27/8/2025, 12:40:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Could’ve been virtual reality.

27/8/2025, 12:39:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Is joke, sir.

27/8/2025, 12:37:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean…to be fair, guano is poop, so the birds (and bats) would be the ideal jailers.

27/8/2025, 12:31:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too.

26/8/2025, 9:32:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

PS I had a coin dealer once tell me that the main religious lobbyist was a “little old lady,” but I’ve never verified that. (My dad was, and I am, a haphazard numismatics enthusiast.)

26/8/2025, 9:30:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

*is still on some of our money…

26/8/2025, 9:28:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

E pluribus unum was an unofficial motto of the US. It wasn’t replaced as such, and us still on some of our money. Instead, it was superseded when “In god we trust” was adopted as the official motto after religious groups lobbied Congress.

26/8/2025, 9:28:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the definition of antisocial media.

26/8/2025, 11:27:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Comments on a post in which the poster asks what the gold statue is behind Trump’s desk in the Oval Office.
26/8/2025, 11:16:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Follow-up: I’m wrong. Apparently it is a FIFA World Cup trophy, not sure if real or replica.

26/8/2025, 11:14:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It appears to be an incredibly tacky statue of Atlas.

26/8/2025, 11:11:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miller is such a ghoul.

25/8/2025, 10:40:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genius idea!

24/8/2025, 5:35:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THE TAN SUIT OMG

24/8/2025, 5:32:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks worse every time I see him on the news - which I try to avoid, but I always catch a glimpse before clicking away to something else.

24/8/2025, 5:31:08 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget the someday billionaires.

22/8/2025, 3:22:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phyllis Schlafly will welcome them with mint juleps. But since it’s hell, they will be boiling hot and undrinkable.

22/8/2025, 2:00:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Barbecue - ride or die.

22/8/2025, 1:54:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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22/8/2025, 1:53:55 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And there’s this: youtu.be/dULOjT9GYdQ?...

21/8/2025, 11:12:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Board” refers to food, in the expression, “room and board.” It means “a seat at the dinner table.”

20/8/2025, 7:54:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the issue is that they keep calling it “praxis,” lol. The word is “work.” Praxis is in the sky; work is on the ground.

19/8/2025, 1:40:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

As my dad said about Amway’s pyramid scheme (their HQ is in my hometown): “Sooner or later somebody’s got to be selling some goddamned soap!”

19/8/2025, 1:38:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

OMG YES. Hard agree. I’m a former academic (humanities), left ABD because I couldn’t deal with this exact problem. The rubber has to hit the road if you want to get anywhere.

19/8/2025, 1:35:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂 We wish!

19/8/2025, 12:54:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am not pictured or described. I use an Aeropress because I only drink one cup per day and my partner only drinks tea.

19/8/2025, 12:45:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohhhh, of course. Thank you. I did hear that Stamp had died. I guess I should watch that movie, eh?

18/8/2025, 7:02:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Lest anyone thing I’m poking fun - I am actually older than Scalzi, haha. But also genX.

18/8/2025, 7:00:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Generationally speaking, you could call yourself an X-Man.

18/8/2025, 7:00:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah, I’ve never seen it. Is Bernadette a character or an actor in the film? When I first read your post I looked up Bernadette Peters on Wikipedia to see if she had died. (Still alive as of yesterday.)

18/8/2025, 2:59:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Ohh, Peter Pan.

18/8/2025, 2:13:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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??

18/8/2025, 2:13:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Forgive me, I don’t get the references.

18/8/2025, 2:12:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Just in case, abundance of caution, etc.

17/8/2025, 9:55:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You probably already know this, but please make sure your peanut butter isn’t sweetened with xylitol. Super bad for dogs.

17/8/2025, 9:54:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Was it a black bear?” No “Was it a brown bear?” No, it was a purple bear, grape flavored.

17/8/2025, 2:49:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s suck ups all the way down.

17/8/2025, 2:36:21 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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There was an interim: Mapquest.

17/8/2025, 2:32:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Take a left about a quarter mile before you get to the place where that blue house used to be.”

17/8/2025, 2:31:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Yep. But I haven’t lived in my hometown since 1994, and I still don’t need to use google maps to get around when I’m there visiting family.

17/8/2025, 2:30:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture S Crowley (she/they) (@arguchik.bsky.social) reply parent

Or you printed out ten pages of Mapquest turn-by-turn directions and had to fumble around with them while driving, promptly dropping a couple of the pages on the passenger side floor.

17/8/2025, 2:29:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The problem is that they come in gangs, and every one of them is also carrying. Pull a gun on them and you’ll end up dead instead of in a detention center.

17/8/2025, 2:20:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view