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Argy

@argyjackal.bsky.social

| He/him | gay | 23 | Texan | I like historyšŸŗ | Furry | šŸŽ® | no zoos, no pedos, etc. | Profile pic by @macistefx.bsky.social | DM’s open but *DO NOT SELL ME ANYTHING INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ART* | Discord: Argyjackal

created August 22, 2023

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Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m thinking of deleting my PayPal account. Fuck them I only use them so I don’t hate to put in my credit card info into every account I make and then have to delete it after.

2/9/2025, 1:50:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

GUYS ITS THE EPSTEIN FILES!

2/9/2025, 1:45:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Not because he was a good businessman. Just because he was born into wealth.

2/9/2025, 1:22:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Legit the only reason he was invited to that show was because he was already rich and famous.

2/9/2025, 1:21:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I kinda just assumed this anyways. I mean his casino businesses literally went bankrupt forcing him to sell them all off.

2/9/2025, 1:12:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I feel like I’ve lost a lot of traditional southern/texan culture like some northerners were talking about southern dishes I’ve never had like grits.

2/9/2025, 12:45:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David Ho (@davidho.bsky.social) reposted

They should do it anyway for the environmental benefits.

1/9/2025, 12:32:26 PM | 9044 1614 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Fuck it got myself a pup mask

1/9/2025, 4:59:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Newspaper paper trays with the brand burnt on the bun along with those kinds of fries these kinds of places just hit different you know.

1/9/2025, 4:32:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I fricking love hot tubs. Having the jets just message your back just hits different.

1/9/2025, 4:29:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Cream pie is my favorite šŸ˜

1/9/2025, 4:25:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

AYO WTF

1/9/2025, 4:24:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg T (@gregt314.bsky.social) reposted

Google developer #1: "That's it. Our search engine is simple, efficient, and reliable. It's perfect. We're done." Google developer #2, presumably: "But wouldn't it be *more* perfect if the first search result was always a robot who mansplained your search results to you incorrectly?"

1/9/2025, 1:58:09 AM | 5449 752 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 10:19:35 AM | 35352 8209 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Just Jack (@just-jack-1.bsky.social) reposted

He can pretend to be dead all he wants. I still want the Epstein files released.

31/8/2025, 1:02:32 AM | 17246 3682 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Rudy was getting blown by another dude and then hit several bystanders causing him to get injured but then he and his boyfriend had to hide the bodies to avoid suspicion or something? Idfk and why should I care?

1/9/2025, 5:36:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Ayo what the actual fuck…why is this a movie?

1/9/2025, 5:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean I’m looking at the ones on Mr s leather and some of non custom ones are more affordable for me.

1/9/2025, 5:28:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh…well I haven’t seen it….rip

1/9/2025, 4:58:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Texas is so damn primitive. I swear to god republicans are straight up just the elderly pretending to be young the proof is here.

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1/9/2025, 4:57:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

See nothing too serious only one!

1/9/2025, 4:47:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Luigi deserves to be free all he did was hunt a hog

1/9/2025, 4:44:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

The song, movie, or literal pie?

1/9/2025, 4:43:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Would anyone have objections if I got myself a pup mask?

1/9/2025, 4:42:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Christ I wish I was making 6 figures

1/9/2025, 4:36:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I definitely did not down two shots of whiskey and then a fireball

1/9/2025, 4:32:13 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Same fr..

1/9/2025, 4:30:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Me too #mpreg

1/9/2025, 4:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I can’t argue with that I fucking loved him.

1/9/2025, 4:20:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Sean is the fucking goat

1/9/2025, 4:18:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Daniel Craig is fucking awesome but I also love Sean Connery

1/9/2025, 4:17:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I’m fine with 5 as long as it isn’t porn.

1/9/2025, 4:16:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Had an old as Jack Daniel’s apparently not stored properly it was mid ahh shit

1/9/2025, 3:47:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halcyon Ember (@halcyonember.bsky.social) reposted

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27/8/2025, 8:11:10 PM | 3464 1650 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah with something like Mein Kampf someone who would actually read it would be a person more likely be interested in ww2 history rather than a Nazi (because people like that don’t read) but a warning definitely should be placed on it.

1/9/2025, 3:18:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Hot take: I don’t think any book should be banned regardless how controversial or sexual it is in high school even if it’s Fifty shades of grey or if it’s Karl Marx literature is meant to be learned from and inspire creativity

31/8/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Man I just want to go a con I just need to find time and money

31/8/2025, 10:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Guys it was me I made trump disappear. He’s tied up in a very dark and moist place right now.

31/8/2025, 9:46:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I wonder if it could be considered theft given that the hat was not intended for him.

31/8/2025, 9:40:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Lil nas x is in jail

31/8/2025, 8:33:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

JD Vance is a coward with no political sway

31/8/2025, 5:37:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

So my dumbass brother thinks that autism and ADD are the same thing. Worst part is he’s the kind of guy who’s too stubborn to change his mind about anything regardless of cold hard facts.

31/8/2025, 5:33:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Trump really I trying really hard to be the worst president in history speedrun. Like not only does he want to crash the American economy, create a secret police force, deport innocent people, and militarize our cities but he also wants to pull an Andrew Jackson.

31/8/2025, 4:44:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

:3

31/8/2025, 4:40:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

YouTube knows what I am…..

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31/8/2025, 4:39:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Skipai Otter (@skipai.bsky.social) reposted

Move to another area, then another area at random, then another. They can't keep putting 7 cruisers off usual patrols all the time. DeSantis would lose that one.

31/8/2025, 2:33:44 PM | 11 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Joey 🩺🐲 (@joeyillustrated.bsky.social) reposted

I was too lazy to render his scales 🐲

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31/8/2025, 2:09:30 PM | 2611 529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

But I don’t want to destroy :(

31/8/2025, 2:56:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

WWAAAAAAAA oof…why am I in England?

31/8/2025, 1:15:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the actual fuck did you put on my time line?

30/8/2025, 11:10:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

30/8/2025, 7:49:03 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sarah Kite (@sarahkite.bsky.social) reposted

this is the funniest one I’ve seen

tweet from: Simone @girlpowertbh If Trump's dead they should bury JD vance alive with him like they did with pharaohs and their cats
30/8/2025, 5:02:26 PM | 251 57 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture heikadog (@heika.dog) reposted

...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.

Trevor Moore on Whitest Kids U Know, in a suit, gesturing to camera.
30/8/2025, 4:28:50 AM | 1138 349 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m at least happy to know that he’s seen the internets reaction to his death and that no one would mourn his actual death.

30/8/2025, 6:21:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I want to buy both maralargo, trump tower, trump casino and etc and then just blow them up and replace them with something he would absolutely despise

30/8/2025, 6:16:59 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Leon Frilly Dog! šŸŽ€ @ COMMS OPEN (@leonspottydog.bsky.social) reposted

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30/8/2025, 2:53:35 PM | 589 153 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Got a feeling I’m going to see some gay furry art about this…

30/8/2025, 6:09:20 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

You should learn public speaking, debate, and how to take a hit from people who would call you names these are the things historically politicians thrived at I would highly recommend going to something like a community college or something and help advance these attributes.

30/8/2025, 4:15:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

When starting out try not to be dismissive of others opinions because voters do NOT like that try to be friendly and have a friendly argument and be open to others ideas it will make you more approachable to voters.

30/8/2025, 3:38:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

If you’re serious about this I think you should follow zohran mamdani’s example and start greeting people and asking people around your district what exactly they want.

30/8/2025, 3:29:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Will those policies resonate with voters in the area you’re running for?

30/8/2025, 3:17:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

What will your main policies be other than gay rights?

30/8/2025, 3:07:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I know Huntsville prisons don’t have air conditioning but I also know nothing will be done about it because Texans have the mindset that those who are in prison deserve the absolute worst and Texas will only give the bare minimum of what’s federally legally required.

30/8/2025, 2:45:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

What website?

30/8/2025, 2:28:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Someone convinced me that the Cracker Barrel logo Change was just an intentional attempt to get attention and it honestly makes sense…

30/8/2025, 11:33:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Can’t wait for the sequel

30/8/2025, 11:23:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌺🌊 YeensywingsyšŸ–ļøšŸ”ž (@yeensy.website) reposted

The Death of Stalin but during more modern times

30/8/2025, 5:42:44 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait are you actually running for state senate? Will we finally have a furry politician?

30/8/2025, 11:14:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clarke "METRO Mutt" Macbeth for MN Senate (@votemacbeth.org) reposted

Wouldn't it be funny if the man who drafted the bill to ban gay marriage in Minnesota lost to a furry?

30/8/2025, 9:10:06 AM | 17 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🌸😺THAT pink cat😺🌸 (@hugothepinkcat.bsky.social) reposted

Seeing the current trend on social media and I'm like

30/8/2025, 10:58:33 AM | 45 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Trump could be dying apparently

30/8/2025, 10:55:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s all puro……

30/8/2025, 12:02:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thesecretcave (@thesecretcave.bsky.social) reposted

Khyaber enjoying the perks of having an integrated tail fan while lounging during summer. Stream image done for @khyaber.art

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27/8/2025, 12:57:44 AM | 1154 261 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn’t even know droughts were possible in Britain

29/8/2025, 10:24:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

YouTube has been recommending me some interesting things recently

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29/8/2025, 8:51:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But I want the attention

29/8/2025, 8:45:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh gambling sounds fun

29/8/2025, 8:36:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well Margaret was in fact a vampire so I think the reaction is completely justified

29/8/2025, 8:35:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

National packs what’s that?

29/8/2025, 8:34:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

3.785 Liters

29/8/2025, 8:31:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Yea…

29/8/2025, 8:24:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Comrade

29/8/2025, 8:17:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Based

29/8/2025, 7:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

šŸŽ¶ A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey bum bum bum got any grapesšŸŽ¶

29/8/2025, 7:42:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture TiggyStardust (@tiggystardust.bsky.social) reposted

History memes.

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29/8/2025, 5:44:00 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m just glad their generation’s ideology is going the way of the dodo.

29/8/2025, 5:49:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

How many do you think would show up for the funeral?

29/8/2025, 4:21:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 4:20:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Why do people still support Trump at this point? He couldn’t even improve the economy which was his entire shtick other than the Epstein files.

29/8/2025, 4:06:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

Ok so like I was hanging out with a werewolf and he accidentally bit me. So umm do I need to worry about anything like an infection?

29/8/2025, 4:01:48 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Hooman why have you not fed your cat it is clearly seeking sustenance.

28/8/2025, 2:22:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Moody Is-it-Halloween-yet Ferret (@moodyferret.bsky.social) reposted

I can't stop laughing

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Profile picture GlassShine (@glassshine.bsky.social) reposted

do the thing

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27/8/2025, 12:35:34 PM | 9873 2629 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social)

I’m an ADD LGBT INTP-T Furry.

27/8/2025, 3:53:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

Well this doesn’t sound legal and quite possibly is going to be a very major lawsuit later on

27/8/2025, 1:54:26 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dominic Tarason (@dominictarason.com) reposted

Because some people haven't heard it yet: PAYPAL IS NOT A BANK, DO NOT LEAVE MORE THAN A COUPLE HUNDRED DOLLARS SITTING IN YOUR ACCOUNT AT ANY TIME. MOVE IT TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY. Paypal can and will close your account and steal all your money without warning. And have done MANY times.

27/8/2025, 5:52:41 AM | 9357 6511 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

I want a himbo hubby though

27/8/2025, 7:44:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally found a use for a military

27/8/2025, 7:41:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Go green earth! lol

27/8/2025, 7:04:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Argy (@argyjackal.bsky.social) reply parent

What a sweet child

27/8/2025, 7:01:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view