Ari (He/They)

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social)

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Second in line to the presidency… and the nuclear codes.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

It needs the salt

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social)

I nabbed this RIGHT as the app started cracking down saying "under review" we will see how long my reposts stay up

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Double tap

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Canned chili will do that

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

But if they work together they can steal way more than $1

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Just take my hand... that way we can exchange long protein chains 🫴

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Knights of the Round sword!

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

You are welcome

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

OK, but it had better be relateable

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Indeed

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Snipers trick: take three big breaths, on the third, let it out slowly. This is when you can do the delicate work. It minimizes hand shake from heartbeat.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I was the wind once

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Overheard: I'm surprised the nickname “Pedofuhrer" hasn't caught on yet.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social)

@stephenking.bsky.social not too late to be on the correct side of history, sir.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I do, but to fewer people than you'd think

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Pretty

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

It's the blue flash when you place it in the scabbard that'll get ya

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

This was written by a drunk fat kid

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

They would just twist it to be racist like they did last time they did something like that

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Things getting tense at the Volkswagen plant

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Depends on what you get up to with your friends. 🤷‍♂️

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Normalize "making it deep"

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting family kelp 🤔

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

That's literally just Showbiz Pizza

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Love you, friendo

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Deeply bizarre Anti-man is my favorite comic book hero

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

"Egads, chissum!"

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I still got a few more minutes

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

The golden bowl

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

You can use an anti-matter baby to resolve

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

He's probably having a pop tart or a sandwich RN

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

But you aren't all blotchy and red

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Barney?

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, fuck that. Get chu smthn you can enjoy

•Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social)

@doom-child.bsky.social

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Animal Crossing × Pikmin

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I feel like this is a cry for help...

⌘ left at london ⌘ (@leftatlondon.com) reposted

Main character syndrome? Nah im pretty sure the main characters are mr & mrs incredible

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Schnecke!

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

My perception of you is quite positive. Feel good about it.

•Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Interesting, you could include all lifeforms what seek the ideal location and stay there their entire lives. Like coral.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Then seek your destiny, my friend!

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Start with them.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Make schedules for others. Follow none

George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

Kamala was right, again.

Anonymous (@youranoncentral.bsky.social) reposted

Donald Trump forcing US troops to sleep on the ground in the scorching heat in Los Angeles, since he made 0 arrangements to house or feed them and only wanted to use them as props for his fascist porn and political manipulation. MAGA will say "I voted for this"🤡

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Miller in his past life as Geobbels.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Like... 3?

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't have a desktop. I have a smartphone

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, I get it. I miss buttons...

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Weren't we all

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social)

He look like he shitting himself

mensrea (@mensie.bsky.social) reposted

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I get paid for my fluids

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

No, but I'll touch the parts of my rectangle that will hopefully make your day a little better

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Imma start blaming you for why I am so short... hogging all the tall 👀

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

And on 20 years we will be bitching about gesture control interfaces and begging for our touch screens back.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

You can eat him

Florida Girl in the PNW (@flagirlinthepnw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Art by Wren McDonald

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Let's elect her to the Presidentcy

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds hard 🤔

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) reposted

Trump went full Col. Jessup for this 😂

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

It's time to be loud

Revy (@catgirlfingies.quest) reposted

Fuck cops Fuck ICE Fuck genocide Fuck all this fascism

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Ich interessiere mich Heute für Nichts.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm dead there too

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the wizard who turned you into a beautiful woman.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Joan is the one who loves Chachi

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Lubalin Graff?

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Always

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Next to Shatner, Drumpf looks like a fun house mirror.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Great hair, Mar🐪

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I have some exciting news about other human excrement!

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

That's tricky as you normally can't exit the way you entered

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

OK but I have to watch some commercials after or I'll have nightmares

•Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

That's because he's basically "what if Howard Hughes had a genius hero [alcoholic] son?"

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Ju-li, do the thing!

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't keep up these days so it just look like Killmonger and Riri stole some suits from Hank Pym.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Reminds me of my OC 💙🩵

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 (@mary1kathy.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Or at the very least hand his experiment to a colleague

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

It's not ethical to date a specimen. There's an obvious power imbalance. It's worse than dating a student. You [and your experiment-husban] should be dating peers.

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

"Yep"

•Anti-capitalist meme pebbler• (@seizethememez.bsky.social) reposted

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Be careful it doesn't brick itself

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Get in the transformer, Shinji

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Or the Simpsons arcade game

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

It's giving final fight × battletoads

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a good picture

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah! Glückwünch zum Geburstag!

Ari (He/They) (@arimorningstar09.bsky.social) reply parent

Except if the satellites are dead, now they are just space trash keeping us from launching new missions when we want or need to.